Wicked Witches

If only I’d heard about it sooner, I would have put this book on my Festivus List:

Feminists eat puppies

That might as well be the title of Kate O'Beirne’s new anti-feminist book. Instead the former vice president of the Heritage Foundation (so you know it’s going to be good) decided to go with a slightly more verbose title: Women Who Make the World Worse and How Their Radical Feminist Assault Is Ruining Our Schools, Families, Military, and Sports.

Oh is that all? Damn, ladies; we need to step it up! So many institutions to destroy, so little time.
PSoTD has more on this delightful tome. I noted in his comments: “I can't believe I'm not included in O'Beirne's book, what with all the world-worsening on which I've been diligently toiling away lo these many months.” Said PSoTD in return: “Just gonna have to work harder, I guess, Melissa.”

Indeed. That will be my New Year’s resolution—to make the world a worse place every day. It warms the cockles of my very heart to think how much devastation I can wreak with my radical feminism in a mere 365 days, if I really put my mind to it.

And speaking of women’s minds, my friend Joe and I were just having a look at the Ecosystem rankings…

Joe: Ever notice how all the conservative tee shirt models have large um brains? They shoot them in high contrast light to exaggerate it even. Look at me and my conservative boobs, damn it.

Shakes: At least some of the big conservative bloggers have boobs. And the rest are boobs. They’re very boob-friendly, unless it’s Janet Jackons’s boob, and then they’re very anti-boob.

Bonus commentary on the conservative blogosphere:

Joe: WTF with that LGF?

Shakes: They eat shit for breakfast, then spend the rest of their day regurgitating it into the ether.

Joe: Yes.

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