On Tuesday, Misty posted about the Mr. Hetero contest, which sure sounds like a lot of fun. Who can deny the manly, hetero appeal of such events as Oprah Magazine Tearing, Duct Tape Dissertation, Name That Food, and Random Q&A, with gems like, “Who’s your favorite heterosexual role model?” Right now, it’s just a series of local competitions, but it’s sure to go national in no time.
So, what manly specimen of heterosexual glory would you nominate to compete for the Mr. Hetero national title? I’m kind of torn between Ken Mehlman and Jeff Gannon myself.
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