The conservative of your choice will be strapped into a chair in a small, windowless room for twenty-four hours, during which time you will be able to unleash a stream of profanity-laden venting about how angry their divisive, vitriolic, sexist, homophobic, racist, illiberal, and otherwise odious politicking makes you and why it's bad for America. No violence allowed, but you can yell until your head feels ready to pop right off. Oh, and by the way, they can't talk back.
Who do you choose?
Bush? Cheney? Dobson? Falwell? Coulter? O'Reilly? Someone you know?
It's really hard for me to choose, but I think I might go straight for the top and drag Karl Rove into the screamatorium. And make no mistake—he'd be left a quivering pile of useless mush by the time I was done. The piss puddle on the floor beneath him would be left with more sense.
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