So I’m starting a new feature, called “I’m Mad at You Just Because I Know Who You Are,” and will, from time to time, post pictures of the famous or infamous who drive me insane just because I know who they are for no earthly reason.
To christen this feature, I give you Carrot Top.
Sometimes I take time out of my busy schedule
of being an unfunny prop comic and pseudo-drag queen
to train to be the next governor of California.