Bill O’Reilly is a Lunatic

Not only is he single-handedly saving Christmas, he’s also taking responsibility for lower gas prices:

O’REILLY: I have guys inside the five major oil companies - my father used to work for one of those oil companies by the way - who have told me that in those meetings they look for every way to jack up oil prices after Katrina, every way, when they didn’t have to. They got scared because of my reporting and reporting of some others. They said, “Uh ho.”

CAVUTO: So wait a minute, you’re not, you’re taking credit for gas prices being down from where they are?

O’REILLY: I said my reporting and some reporting of others. They got scared.
Coincidentally, Bill—I have guys inside the padded room you call “The No-Spin Spaceship,” who have told me that you say “Wheeeee! Time for blast-off!” when you poop your pants.

Think Progress has the Quicktime video clip of Bill recounting his heroic intimidation of Big Oil. And by the way, this guy doesn’t look like he scares easily.


Scares small children, maybe.

(Picture via Alternate Brain.)

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