Ye Olde Enemies List, II

The list of bloggers who have written their “Dear Bill” letters is in the post below, and I’ll keep updating it as long as people send me links.

I just wanted to excerpt some of the truly hilarious lines from some of the linked posts…

“I would like to say that, as a matter of balance, your television show has been a part of my nightly viewing habits, but that would be grossly dishonest. Truth to tell, I cannot abide the sound of your nasally, pedantic voice for more than a few minutes at a time, lest I start projectile vomiting…”

“I also once sent an email to The Factor. You were doing a segment on cameras in schools, and you argued that having cameras in school would reduce bullying. I offered the counter argument that you have cameras on you all the time, to no apparent effect. Sadly, you didn't air it.”

“I look forward to getting a copy of this ‘enemies list’ if only to find some nice new reading material.”

“P.P.P.S. - Did I mention that I hate Christmas?”

“I have a well-documented history of anti-war writings and try never to miss an opportunity to propagandize my family, friends and whomever else I can find with my peacenik, socialist and dangerously hilarious guttersnipery, especially when it involves calling you a misogynistic fraud, which I already did twice today.”

And courtesy of the Dark Wraith:


Keep ’em coming, Shakers.