Public Service Announcement

Alexander is the worst movie ever made. Ever. In the history of movies, there has never been one that is even remotely as close to being as bad as the pile of dogwank that is Alexander. To get some idea of how terrible this movie is, think of the worst movie you've ever seen, multiply it by ten million, and that gets you to Battlefield Earth.* Then multiply Battlefield Earth times a google, and that gets you to the other side of the Galaxy of Awfulness in which Alexander resides. Just a short trip of eighty quadrillion light years will bring you within spitting distance of Alexander. Provided you can spit ten thousand miles.


* Not applicable for those who chose Battlefield Earth as the worst movie they've ever seen. Please skip ahead one step.

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