Friday Night Afternoon Name That Movie

I’m doing it earlier this week so John Howard won’t moan about how I always post it when he’s not around.

Name the movie—and then name what all 10 have in common. (No cheating!)

1. Elvises, light your fires.

2. I want the people to know that they still have two out of three branches of the government working for them, and that ain't bad.

3. Who designed these costumes? It looks like Edith Head puked, and that puke designed these costumes.

4. Even if this was not a law, which it is, I'm afraid I would have a lot of difficulty endorsing an enterprise which is as fraught with genuine peril as I believe this one to be.

5. Oh, I like this…sort of Rebel Without a Cause meets Sound of Music—you're taking a fashion risk.

6. Why if I had half a chance, I could make an entire movie using this stock footage. The story opens on these mysterious explosions. Nobody knows what's causing them, but it's upsetting all the buffalo, so the military are called in to solve the mystery.

7. I figure marriage is kind of like Miami: it's hot and stormy, and occasionally a little dangerous. But if it's really so awful, why is there still so much traffic?

8. If I give you any more collagen, your lips are going to look like they got stuck in a pool drain.

9. That dumb dog will never learn to catch a Frisbee; you are the inferior species.

10. All I know is, on the day your plane was to leave, if I had the power, I would turn the winds around, I would roll in the fog, I would bring in storms, I would change the polarity of the earth so compasses couldn't work, so your plane couldn't take off.

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