BULLSHIT!

It just wasn't enough for motherfucking cockwanking scumsucking ratshit douchebag and Texas Governor Rick Perry to sign a resolution to amend the Texas Constitution by banning gay marriage (and all legal contracts that would assist in approximating the marriage contract) in a fucking church, he had to go and say this shit, too:

Texans have made a decision about marriage and if there is some other state that has a more lenient view than Texas then maybe that’s a better place for them to live.

What a shitbag!

And what if they don’t want to go live in another state? (Although at this point, I can’t imagine why they wouldn’t.) Will you sign another bill in another church authorizing the expenditure of state funds to start a fucking boxcar train system to ship their asses out of the state? Load ’em up and move ’em out. Or would building a few concentration camps in Texas be cheaper than a bunch of one-way tickets to New York and Chicago and San Francisco?

Fuck it, just run for it, Texas queers, and let them build walls around the aforementioned cities. Just give me a chance to move there before it goes up. I’ll be happy to be kept in with you as long as it keeps the likes of Rick Perry and the millions of other assclowns just like him out.