It’s That Time Again…

…time for another edition of the Shakespeare’s Sister official Right-on-Right Get-It-On-a-thon!!!

To recap:

It all started when the Arlington Group started blackmailing Bush. In the story, which addressed the wingnuts’ disappointment that the White House isn’t discriminating against gays nearly rigorously or quickly enough, Tony Perkins, president of the Family Research Council, ranked the level of the religious right’s discontent with the White House as an 8 out of 10.

Pam commented, “I'm wondering what it would take make them hit the apesh*t 10 level?” to which I responded, “A picture of Karl Rove and Ken Mehlman having wild monkey sex on SpongeBob SquarePants sheets.”

Pam was disturbed by that image for some reason.

But she got me back. In response to my post about Joe Lieberman’s less than stellar performance at Condi’s confirmation hearing, Pam commented, “I imagine Joe licking Condi's sensible shiny patent leather pumps and getting off on it (then feeling terribly guilty).”

This image spawned two things:

1) A dose of the dry heaves
2) The Official Right-on-Right Get-It-On-a-thon

The challenge: Come up with the most abhorrent, gut-churning imagery of two of your favorite GOP operatives in a compromising position. No extra points for ménage e trios or orgiastic shenanigans.

Bush and his Pet Goat in a bestial fling? Laura Bush and Ann Coulter in a hot lesbian love-in? Newt and Rush in a flab-slapping hayroll? No holds barred. Be imaginative, feel free to submit links to any imagery that might enhance your entry, and tell all your friends to join in the fun!

Here’s a little inspirational imagery to get you started:

Same-sex coupling ain’t just for liberals anymore!

Lunchtime? I’ll Have a Sandwich!

Blowhards and Blowharders

General Foxiness

The Grip of Love

And don’t forget who’s really packin’ heat in the GOP!

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