Last night, while sharing hot Singapore chow mai at our favorite local restaurant, Mr. Shakes and I challenged each other to come up with a presidential ticket so bad that we would vote for Bush/Cheney instead.
The winner: Hitler/Stalin.
Other contenders included the Madonna/Paris Hilton ticket, the PeeWee Herman/Michael Jackson ticket (“I’d vote for them,” said Mr. Shakes. “The worst thing they’d do is turn Utah into a theme park.”), the Anna-Nicole Smith/a banana ticket, and the Donald Trump/a monkey ticket.
So, what presidential duo would be so horrifying that, if compelled to vote, you’d cast your ballot for Bush/Cheney instead?
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