Friday Limerick

Ode to the Real Euthanasia Candidates (or, Please Put Us Out of Our Misery)

The revolting yet priggish Bill Frist,
Is first on our expendables list.
I can tell him, “So long!”
With no hope I’m wrong
That he’ll never, ever be missed.

Next up is our leader King George;
Who hopes an alliance to forge
With bigwigs galore
And wingnuts who ignore
The two groups’ vast moral gorge.

And what of Jebbie, his brother?
In him we find yet another
Who in Terri sees
A chance to please
Both the fundies and a ballbreaking mother.

And lastly the prick Tom DeLay
As repugnant as long is the day.
Oh please pull the plug
On this hideous thug

And send him at last Satan’s way.

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