More on SpongeBob, or What Stinks?

Political Strategy’s Drew Johnston reminds us that Conservatives have outed the insidious gay agenda in children’s television before. And Gordon at The Alternate Brain posts Maureen Dowd’s response to the SpongeBob SquarePants hubbub:

Once again, the lovable and malleable president seems to be soaking up the martial mind-set of those around him, almost like ... a sponge.

SpongeBush SquarePants!

We can only hope that Dr. Dobson doesn't pick up on the resemblance. SpongeBob, as his song goes, "lives in a pineapple under the sea/absorbent and yellow and porous is he!" SpongeBush lives in a bubble in D.C./absorbent and shallow and porous is he!

Heh.

And I was thinking…if Dr. Dobson has decided he wants to be the moral authority on cartoon characters, how about leaving the lovable SpongeBob to his harmless gay antics and put out an APB for this fucking rapist?



Plus, he’s FRENCH!!!