A Little Depp'll Do Ya

This story about Johnny Depp is not political, but it made me laugh out loud:

"Looking 'exhausted and worn-out' and filmed on what looked like the back of a moving truck, the 41-year-old star said: 'Hey listen, I wanted to thank you all very, very much. I'm sorry I couldn't be there. It's a great honour. I'm on a mad trek through the Carpathian mountains searching for Vlad the Impaler who I'm hoping to hook up with. There's rabid dogs, wolves, all sorts of squeaky things, weird stuff. First I want to say thank-you to the people because you are the employer, you are our boss. I hope someday to make you all a cup of coffee.'"


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