Brooklyn Nine-Nine Survives!!!

Last Thursday, it was announced that Fox was cancelling Brooklyn Nine-Nine, which is one of my favorite shows on television right now. I was sooooo depressed! With everything else being so shitty, did Fox have to add to the trash heap by axing one of the most diverse, progressive, hilarious sitcoms on TV?

Well, I was hardly the only one who was outraged. B99 fans rallied with gusto and expressed their disgust at Fox — some with particular creativity (and huge platforms).


Then, on Friday, the best news came: NBC had decided to pick up Brooklyn Nine-Nine for a sixth season!
NBC, whose sister studio Universal TV produces the Andy Samberg-starring series, was one of the potential suitors for the comedy after its cancellation. NBC also was among the broadcast networks that bid for the Brooklyn Nine-Nine pitch from creators Mike Schur and Dan Goor when it hit the marketplace in 2012 before the project landed at Fox in a very competitive situation.

"Ever since we sold this show to Fox I've regretted letting it get away, and it's high time it came back to its rightful home," said Robert Greenblatt, Chairman, NBC Entertainment. "Mike Schur, Dan Goor, and Andy Samberg grew up on NBC and we're all thrilled that one of the smartest, funniest, and best cast comedies in a long time will take its place in our comedy line-up. I speak for everyone at NBC, here's to the Nine-Nine!"
HUZZAH!

Best birthday present ever!

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"I don't have enough for a lawsuit, but I do have enough for a broken heart/spirit."

[Content Note: Rape culture; misogyny; objectification; body policing; fat hatred; diet talk.]

This essay by Ally Sheedy, "Stasis," from the new book Not That Bad: Dispatches From Rape Culture, a collection of essays edited by Roxane Gay, is a must-read. Following is just a brief excerpt:

It did not matter that I did a good job on auditions, that I was smart, that I had natural ability. My thighs were the "thing."

So I dieted. All. The. Time. I learned that whatever I might contribute to a role through talent would be instantly marginalized by my physical appearance. I learned that my success would be dependent on what the men in charge thought about my face and my body. Everything I had learned back home had to go out the window as I adapted to these new requirements: what I looked like was paramount.

It wasn't even just whether I was pretty or thin; it was that I wasn't sexy. When I managed to land my first part in a big movie, I was given a ThighMaster as a welcome present and told to squeeze it between my legs at least a hundred times a day. A director of photography told me he couldn't shoot me "looking like that" when I walked on set one day. He said it in front of the whole crew. I was too wide, I guess, in the skirt they had given me to wear.

A few years later, I was told point-blank that my career was moving slowly because "nobody wants to fuck you."

...I'm still navigating the sexual appearance standard in professional work. When I am called to consider a role or audition for a role in TV/Hollywood Land, my talent is never in question. The "studio" or the "network" wants me on tape to see what I look like now.

I was never alone in a hotel room with Harvey Weinstein, but I've been at "dinners" that felt like come-ons and I've walked into rooms where I've been sized up and then received phone calls or "date" requests that I've turned down.

Today, if the producer or executive or male director in charge finds me sexually attractive, then I'm on the list. This is how it goes. This is how it IS. If the Harvey Weinstein disaster illustrates anything at all, it illustrates the entirety of the power structure. The lurid details of his rapes are disgusting and yet a shield, in a way, for the greater toxicity of that power structure.
There is so, so much more at the link, and I highly recommend heading over to read the whole thing.


What did I care how sexy Ally Sheedy was when I was watching her be cool and tough and weird and sweet? It didn't escape my notice that she was frequently cast as the girlfriend of the person who got to be the star, and it didn't escape my understanding, even as a child, that that was not a choice she could control. Virtually all the girls I liked were the girlfriend.

But if the Men Who Make Movies were casting her for her thighs, Sheedy imbued her characters with a complex humanity that captivated me. Not that it matters. Girls being captivated by other girls and women onscreen has never been the reason that men make movies.

Which is the cost of objectification to us all — the girls and women who act in movies, and the girls and women who watch them.

We all deserve better.

We all deserve to live in a world in which girls and women are genuine equals of men, in screen-time and complexity and pay and respect; where they are given characters of consequence to play; where they are cast in those roles for their talents alone; where they have equal opportunity to create and write and direct characters of consequence; where we are given abundant chances to watch them; where we all get to see ourselves represented onscreen, in characters who are more than objects or plot devices or sidekicks or tokens.

We all deserve to live in a world where girls and women feel safe participating in any industry that utilizes our labor.

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U.S. Embassy Opens in Jerusalem; Dozens of Protesting Palestinians Killed


What Donald Trump has already declared "a great day for Israel" includes a profound provocation that will complicate the peace process (to put it mildly); dozens of protesting Palestinians killed by Israeli soldiers; an anti-Semitic and anti-Muslim Christian minister scheduled to speak at the event; and much international condemnation of the move.

No Democrats are reportedly in attendance, including Senate Democratic Leader Chuck Schumer, who is the highest ranking Jewish member of Congress.

And Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu is giddy, praising Trump for "advanc[ing] peace" and for "real leadership."

Meanwhile, a two-state solution is now going to be even more difficult to achieve. And that's the least of it. This move potentially further destabilizes the region, and let us be clear that for Trump and the senior members of his administration who advocated for this move, including Vice President Mike Pence, destabilization is not a bug but a feature.

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The Virtual Pub Is Open

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[Explanations: lol your fat. pathetic anger bread. hey your gay.]

Belly up to the bar,
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Hello 44!

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Cake and photo by Nila, whose amazing recipe
and detailed instructions are here.

Today is my birthday, so please help yourself to a piece of my birthday cake! Hell, help yourself to two. As many as you like. It's my birthday, so you are allowed to have as many pieces as you want, because I say so!

It's a magical cake, so there are as many pieces as we need — and if you need it to be sugar free, it is! If you need it to be gluten free, it is! If you need it to be dairy free, it is! If you need it to be free of nuts, it is! But if you want all the sugar, all the gluten, all the dairy, and all the nuts, it's loaded with them!

If you want the inside to be vanilla, it's vanilla. If you want the inside to be chocolate, it's chocolate. If you want it to be a savory cake instead of a sweet cake, so be it. It's any kind of cake you want!

MAGICAL CAKE!

I will be giving myself the birthday present of not looking at the news today! (BEST GIFT EVER.) So use the Open Thread to discuss the news of the day, and I'll put up the Virtual Pub later. ♥

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Question of the Day

Suggested by Shaker Brad C.: "What's your 'moving' failure or triumph?"

U-Haul breakdown? Apartment unexpectedly occupied when you arrive? Twice the space you expected for half the price? A dozen weightlifters just happen to be hanging out on the corner, looking for heavy things to lift? Accidentally lose a precious gift from your mother-in-law? Accidentally lose your mother-in-law???

Park your truck containing all your earthly possessions on a hill without wheel blocks and have it break lose in the middle of the night and careen down the street, split the uprights between two houses, and plunge into a ravine? (Not that I have any experience with THAT one.... actually...)
LOL oh dear!

This is a failure and triumph all in one: Right after we closed on our current home and had the keys in our hands, I exclaimed to Iain, "Let's go over to the house and run around yelling with excitement!" To which he replied with equal enthusiasm: "Okay!"

So we drove over to the house, only to discover there were people in it. We knew it wasn't the former owners, because they hadn't even been at the closing, as they'd already left town to close on their new home.

We ventured in hesitantly, finding a professional cleaning crew whom the previous owners had hired, just to give the house one last cleaning for us before our arrival. (The previous owners are so great. We love them.) The cleaners were supposed to have been done by the end of the closing but were running late.

So instead of running around screaming excitedly like the goofballs we are, we just sort of stood around awkwardly while the cleaners (who were also so nice and did such a good job!) finished their work and made polite conversation with us.

By that time, all the momentum had drained out of the Run Around with Our Hands in the Air idea. But we had a sparkling clean house, so that was pretty good, too. :)

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Throwback Thursdays

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Puerto Rico, May 2017

[Please share your own throwback pix in comments. Just make sure the pix are just of you and/or you have consent to post from other living people in the pic. And please note that they don't have to be pictures from childhood, especially since childhood pix might be difficult for people who come from abusive backgrounds or have transitioned or lots of other reasons. It can be a picture from last week, if that's what works for you. And of course no one should feel obliged to share a picture at all! Only if it's fun!]

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355: YES, PLEASE

OMG GIVE ME THIS MOVIE IN MY FACE ASAP AND TAKE MY MONEY:

Hard to imagine there will be a hotter film package unveiled at Cannes next week than 355, a large-scale espionage film that Simon Kinberg will direct with an all-star international spy cast of Jessica Chastain, Marion Cotillard, Penelope Cruz, Fan Bingbing, and Lupita Nyong'o. They'll play international agents in a grounded, edgy action thriller that aims to alter a male-dominated genre with a true female ensemble, in the style of spy franchises The Bourne Identity, Mission: Impossible, and James Bond. The script is by Theresa Rebeck. The hope is to launch a franchise.

..."I love the Bourne movies, the Mission: Impossible films, and wondered why, except for Charlie's Angels, there hadn't been a true female ensemble action-thriller spy film. That got my wheels going, along with the idea of casting actresses from all over the world to truly make it an international project. I realized the incredible creative freedom we would have with that. I brought the idea to Simon, told him about the actresses I was thinking of, and he was so sweet. He said, 'I want to do it with you.'

"Then I called all the women, told them what I was envisioning and that I wanted it to be a collaborative process, and how we would all create this together," Chastain said. "The one thing that felt important is that we all show up at Cannes, because that would be the beginning of our journey together. Every single actress I called said yes, on the phone call. They committed to Cannes and to everything. So far it has been a very wonderfully easy process."
Women are so difficult, amirite? Snort.

The name of this film WHICH I WANT TO BE WATCHING RIGHT NOW BUT UGHHHH IT HASN'T EVEN STARTED SHOOTING YET comes from a conversation Chastain had with a consultant on the film, who told her that "Agent 355 was the code name of a female spy during the American Revolution. She was one of the very first spies for the United States, and her identity is still unknown. For a lot of women who work in the CIA and other organizations like that, Code 355 is a universal slang term for female spy. It's the invisible woman who was never named."

AHHHHHH HOW LONG DO I HAVE TO WAIT TO SEE THIS? Thank Maude Oceans 8 will be in front of my face soon, or else I probably wouldn't make it!
"[U]nlike the other films that revolve around one main character, the goal here is the true ensemble, all these characters who have their own distinct traits, histories — fully formed and complex characters with equal weight in the film. That's unique, as is having all female spies. We are digging into the reality of spycraft today. There are all kinds of things that seem out of a James Bond or even a sci-fi movie, but the technology is so advanced that it's real. Having someone who knows that reality informing the script has been really helpful."

..."The action genre has long been dominated by male heroes, and it's so exciting to be part of a film that will allow for not just one female action hero but a whole ensemble of very capable, fierce female characters that reject tired stereotypes," she said. "Characters that liberate from the confines of stereotypical traits. That is something that excited me about this, the opportunity to create different types of female heroes."
I AM EXCITED, TOO, JESSICA CHASTAIN! I'll just be over here watching Spy on a loop while I await the arrival of 355.

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Shaker Thumbs is your opportunity to give a thumbs-up or thumbs-down to a product or service you have used and that you'd recommend to other Shakers or warn them away from.

Today I'm giving a big thumbs-up to the West Elm Mid-Century Mini Desk. It's available in different finishes, including white, acorn, and dark mineral, but the one I've got is in oregano.

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My home workspace.

I really fell in love with desk the moment I saw it, but I didn't want to recommend it until I had been using it a good long while, since it's a pricey piece of furniture. Well, I've now been using it for about two and a half years, and I still love it enormously.

It was relatively easy to put together, and it has stayed secure; I haven't had to tighten anything or make any other adjustments. The finish has kept up extremely well, even with various spills and cats jumping on it. The drawer is still as smooth on its runners as it was day one. Form and function remain A+ across the board!

I spend a lot of hours at my desk every day, so it's important to me to have a place to work that is both practical and enjoyable. And it fits into a small space, without making me feel squeezed. Plus: It's so pretty!

So, I know there probably aren't a lot of people currently in the market for a new desk, lol, but I figured it was worth sharing, in case anyone is or will be in the near future — especially if, like me, you need something that also looks nice enough to be seen in your main living space.

It's such a super drag to spend a lot of money on a piece of furniture that disappoints, so I'm happy to report that this purchase was absolutely a good investment. I expect to be able to use it for many years to come.

Anyway! Give us your thumbs-up or thumbs-down in comments!

[Just to be abundantly clear, I am not affiliated in any way with companies or products recommended in this series, nor am I receiving any form of payment from them. Anything I share here is just because I like it!]

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Daily Dose of Cute

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Zelly has one of the best faces of all the faces.

As always, please feel welcome and encouraged to share pix of the fuzzy, feathered, or scaled members of your family in comments.

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We Resist: Day 476

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One of the difficulties in resisting the Trump administration, the Republican Congressional majority, and Republican state legislatures (plus the occasional non-Republican who obliges us to resist their nonsense, too, like we don't have enough to worry about) is keeping on top of the sheer number of horrors, indignities, and normalization of the aggressively abnormal that they unleash every single day.

So here is a daily thread for all of us to share all the things that are going on, thus crowdsourcing a daily compendium of the onslaught of conservative erosion of our rights and our very democracy.

Stay engaged. Stay vigilant. Resist.

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Earlier today by me: Something Is Going on with Mike Pence and Michael Cohen Was Selling More Than Access.

Here are some more things in the news today...

Loveday Morris, Ruth Eglash, and Louisa Loveluck at the Washington Post: Israel Launches Massive Military Strike against Iranian Targets in Syria. "Israeli warplanes bombed dozens of Iran-linked military facilities in Syria, the Israeli military said Thursday, as tensions soared after Israeli positions came under fire from a barrage of rockets fired from Syrian territory. The army said in a statement that its fighter jets targeted Iranian intelligence and logistics sites around Damascus, as well as munition warehouses, observation and military posts. A top official said the strikes hit most of Iran's facilities in Syria. The attacks followed a wave of overnight rocket strikes directed at Israeli positions in the Golan Heights — all of them apparently intercepted — that Israel blamed on Iran."

Of course, Bibi just blamed Iran for having an active nuclear program, which was a lie. So I'm not sure what we're supposed to make of the blame levied here to justify this bombing. Maybe it's accurate, but that's the problem with publicly telling lies about other nations, even foreign adversaries. People lose trust. You earn suspicion. And already fraught relations get even more fraught.

This, combined with Donald Trump's withdrawal of the U.S. from the Iran deal, and bullying European allies to reinstate sanctions, is putting an awful lot of pressure on Iran. No good will come of that.

And it wasn't necessary. Progress was being made. Talk about people who just want to see the world burn, fuck.

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MAKE YOUR CALLS. Urge your reps to support the Women's Health Protection Act. Even if they're Republican. Especially if they're Republican. Tell them you want and expect their support for access to reproductive healthcare. They may say no, but don't let that stop you from making your voice heard. RESIST.

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Kate Riga at TPM: White House Intervenes in Escalating Conflict Between DOJ and House GOPers. "White House chief of staff John Kelly and Deputy Attorney General Rod Rosenstein are trying to run interference in an escalating conflict between House Republicans and the Department of Justice, according to a Wednesday Politico report. Kelly and Rosenstein reportedly had a call with House leaders on Tuesday, offering a meeting but not promising the documents Republicans, led by Rep. Devin Nunes (R-CA), are requesting. ...It is not clear exactly which documents Nunes is demanding, as much of his request is classified. However, the Department of Justice has refused on the grounds that the material would expose critical sources and endanger lives." Which is surely not a bug but a feature for Nunes.

Jake Sherman and Alex Isenstadt at Politico: Adelson Gives $30 Million to Help GOP Save the House. "Las Vegas casino mogul Sheldon Adelson has cut a $30 million check to the House GOP-aligned Congressional Leadership Fund, a massive cash infusion that top Republicans hope will alter the party's electoral outlook six months before Election Day. The long-sought donation was sealed last week when, according to two senior Republicans, House Speaker Paul Ryan flew to Las Vegas to meet with the billionaire at his Venetian Hotel. ...As a federally elected official, Ryan is not permitted to solicit seven-figure political donations. When Ryan (R-Wis.) left the room, [Norm Coleman, the former Minnesota senator who chairs the Republican Jewish Coalition] made the ask and secured the $30 million contribution." Shady AF.

Hadas Gold and Oliver Darcy at CNN: Salem Executives Pressured Radio Hosts to Cover Trump More Positively, Emails Show. "Executives at Salem Media Group, a conservative media company that syndicates some of the country's most recognized talk radio hosts and operates a batch of popular commentary websites, pressured some of their radio talent to cover Donald Trump more favorably during the 2016 presidential campaign, emails obtained by CNNMoney show. One former radio host employed by Salem is now speaking out on the record, claiming the company fired her because of her refusal to play along." Authoritarians are nothing without their propagandists.

Rebecca Morin at Politico: Grassley Tries to Nudge Supreme Court Justices into Early Retirement. "Senate Judiciary Committee Chairman Chuck Grassley on Thursday encouraged Supreme Court justices flirting with retirement to immediately step down, saying he would like to push through a nominee before the midterm elections. 'I just hope that if there is going to be a nominee, I hope it's now or within two or three weeks, because we've got to get this done before the election,' he told conservative radio host Hugh Hewitt. 'So my message to any one of the nine Supreme Court justices, if you're thinking about quitting this year, do it yesterday.' Grassley's blunt talk came as Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell is racing to fill a range of judicial vacancies with conservatives as a hedge against the chance that Republicans lose the Senate in November." JFC.

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MAKE YOUR CALLS. Urge your senators to act to preserve Net Neutrality. Again, even and especially if they're Republican. The Democrats only need one more Republican to agree. PERSIST.

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[Content Note: Guns; nativism; threats; image of gun at link] Andy Towle at Towleroad: Georgia GOP Candidate for Governor Brian Kemp Cocks Shotgun, Says He'll 'Round Up Illegals' Himself in New Ad. "Georgia Secretary of State and gubernatorial candidate Brian Kemp is trying to show conservatives he's a tough guy with a new ad that features him pumping a shotgun, setting off an explosion, and promising to 'round up illegals' in his pick-up truck if he needs to. Says Kemp in the ad: 'I'm so conservative, I blow up government spending. I own guns that no one's taking away. My chainsaw is ready to rip up some regulations. I got a big truck, just in case I need to round up criminal illegals and take 'em home myself. Yep, I just said that. I'm Brian Kemp. If you want a politically incorrect conservative, that's me.'" Fucking vile.

[CN: Nativism; reproductive coercion] Ayana Byrd at Colorlines: Trump Administration Using New Tactics to Block Pregnant Teen Immigrants from Abortion Access. "The Department of Health and Human Service’s Office of Refugee Resettlement (ORR) continues to push its agenda to prevent pregnant teens of undocumented immigration status from accessing abortions. On March 30, a federal judge issued a temporary injunction meant to block ORR from interfering with their rights to comprehensive care. ...'In response, ORR sent an email on April 20 to shelters nationwide ordering them to put up a notice next to the ACLU poster that says the agency will 'provide prenatal and medical care' or help plan for adoption. ...The email also requires the nationwide distribution of a controversial Texas anti-abortion booklet called 'A Woman's Right to Know,' which contains false claims linking abortion to breast cancer.'" Goddammit.


[CN: Racism; anti-blackness] Anne Branigin at the Root: A Black Yale Student Took a Nap in a Dorm Common Room; a White Classmate Called the Cops on Her. "Now, it looks like #NappingWhileBlack can be added to the list. On Monday, a black graduate student at Yale was interrogated by police for 15 minutes after a white grad student reported her for napping in a common room. As the Yale Daily News reports, Lolade Siyonbola says she was napping in a common room in the Hall of Graduate Studies when she was confronted by a white female grad student who told her she couldn't sleep there. The white Yale student then called campus police. ...Siyonbola says the white grad student had called the cops on a friend of hers earlier in the year for getting lost in her building." Seethe.

[CN: Sexual harassment] Bryce Covert at Rewire: Addressing Sexual Harassment in the Restaurant Industry Is Key to 'Solve Harassment in All Industries'. "One in three people in the United States begins their working lives in the restaurant industry, and half of the United States' workforce will work in it at some point in their lives. ...Restaurants are hotbeds of sexual harassment. About 80 percent of women in the industry report experiencing harassment from customers and co-workers, according to ROC research, while two-thirds say they were harassed by management. That means a huge number of women are likely to experience sexual harassment in their early careers, something that could stick with them throughout their working lives." And skew their perceptions of what's appropriate and acceptable.

Paul Voosen at Science: Trump White House Quietly Cancels NASA Research Verifying Greenhouse Gas Cuts. "Donald Trump's administration has quietly killed [NASA's Carbon Monitoring System (CMS), a $10-million-a-year research line], Science has learned. The move jeopardizes plans to verify the national emission cuts agreed to in the Paris climate accords, says Kelly Sims Gallagher, director of Tufts University's Center for International Environment and Resource Policy in Medford, Massachusetts. 'If you cannot measure emissions reductions, you cannot be confident that countries are adhering to the agreement,' she says. Canceling the CMS 'is a grave mistake,' she adds."

Naomi Larsson at the Guardian: U.S. Cities Losing 36 Million Trees a Year, Researchers Find. "Cities in the United States are increasingly seeing concrete in place of greenery as urban areas lose an estimated 36m trees annually, according to a study from the Forest Service. Tree cover in urban areas has declined at a rate of around 175,000 acres per year, while impervious cover — such as roads and buildings — has increased significantly across the country. An estimated 40% of new impervious surfaces were in areas where trees used to grow, the study found. The total loss of tree cover reached 1% across cities and surrounding areas in the five years between 2009-2014. As four-fifths of Americans live in urban areas, it has serious environmental, social, and economic ramifications, warned researchers."

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Michael Cohen Was Selling More Than Access

Earlier this week, we learned that Donald Trump's personal attorney Michael Cohen had received large sums of money from Russian oligarch Viktor Vekselberg, AT&T, the drug manufacturer Novartis, and others, ostensibly in exchange for his "lobbying" services.

This is obviously complete garbage — and new reporting by MJ Lee, Javier De Diego, Sarah Westwood, Marshall Cohen, Gloria Borger, Sara Murray, and Dana Bash at CNN highlights just how absurd it is:

On November 8, 2016, Cohen's stock suddenly soared: He was now the personal attorney to the President-elect of the United States, with unique understanding of a man that everyone was scrambling to get access to.

Cohen quickly got to work. According to multiple people familiar with Cohen's conduct following the election, he aggressively pitched himself to potential clients, reminding them of his proximity to the most powerful man in the world. Those efforts landed Cohen lucrative consulting deals. New reporting this week revealed that in the months following the 2016 election, Cohen received hundreds of thousands of dollars from powerful entities based in and outside of the United States.

"I don't know who's been representing you, but you should fire them all. I'm the guy you should hire. I'm closest to the President. I'm his personal lawyer," was how one GOP strategist described Cohen's sales pitch.

One company that Cohen immediately sought out was pharmaceutical giant Novartis. "He was shopping himself around," a source familiar told CNN. Cohen would ultimately land a one-year contract with the firm by promising access to the White House on health care policy.

But that deal quickly soured. According to the source, company officials had one meeting with Cohen in March 2017 and decided that he would not be able to provide the access they desired. There would be no other meetings with Cohen, but Novartis chose to pay out the entirety of Cohen's contract anyway — $100,000 per month, for a total of $1.2 million.
There is much more at the link.

This cover story, that Cohen was just an ambitious conman who leveraged his relationship with the president to personally enrich himself, really starts to fall apart upon closer scrutiny.

If access were all he was selling, and reportedly couldn't deliver, why would Novartis continue to pay him $100,000 monthly for an entire year? Especially since they were only paying their actual lobbying firms $12,000 monthly at the time.


And even if Cohen "aggressively pitched himself" to companies like Novartis, how did they vet him? If his only value was as Trump's personal attorney, how and with whom did they confirm that before writing enormous checks? Who vouched for him?

There's something very strange here, beyond the appearance of dirty politics as usual taken to the extreme.

This story isn't just not normal; it's not believable.

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Something Is Going on with Mike Pence

For a long time, I've repeatedly questioned why it is that Special Counsel Bob Mueller's investigation into collusion and corruption has seemingly not veered anywhere close to Vice President Mike Pence.

And, as far as we know, it still hasn't.

But something is going on with Pence; something, it seems, is about to come out about Pence.

Because yesterday, conservative commentator George Will penned a scathing column about Pence, in which he argued that Pence has exceeded Donald Trump as the worst person in government: "Trump is what he is, a floundering, inarticulate jumble of gnawing insecurities and not-at-all compensating vanities, which is pathetic. Pence is what he has chosen to be, which is horrifying."

And this morning, the Morning Joe crew — responding to an interview Pence gave to Andrea Mitchell, during which he said that he thinks it's time for Mueller to wrap up his investigation — went all in on Pence, comparing him to Richard Nixon's disgraced veep Spiro Agnew.

"I think it is a fair time to start asking this question: What did Mike Pence know and when did he know it?" Scarborough said. "Mike Pence says that General Flynn lied to him. Really? Did he? ...I mean, Mike Pence has been claiming that he was just out in the dark and that he was just this clueless, hapless Indiana hoosier that Donald Trump and the rest of the White House said nothing to. But you've just got to start asking yourself: If Mike Pence wants to kill an investigation that is pursuing how the Russians tried to undermine American democracy in 2016, my gosh, makes me sad to say this, Mike, but I guess we have to start asking the question why does Mike Pence want to kill this investigation? ...Was he lied to or is Mike Pence the one who has been lying to us all this time?"

The latter. That has long been clear. And Scarborough's feigned credulity is embarrassing — but that's entirely typical. What isn't typical is this sudden attack on Pence.

And it isn't just that Pence said it's time to wrap up the Mueller investigation, because Will's brutal column was published yesterday; he wrote it before Pence's "wrap it up" comments aired, and used Pence's praise of Joe Arpaio as predicate. Also, just the disgusted tone of the attack suggests something rather more serious than just yet another suggestion from a member of the Trump administration that Mueller end his inquiry.


It could be that something is about to come out about Pence in the trial of Missouri Governor Eric Greitens. If so, I suspect that's only part of what's driving this sudden turning on Pence, because it's unlikely Pence went there on the Mueller investigation without a personal motivation. Pence never does anything that isn't centrally self-interested.

It's possible Pence is about to be exposed on multiple fronts.

I SURE HOPE SO.

Accountability for the relentless indecency of my former governor is long overdue.

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Question of the Day

Suggested by Shaker Angelfish: "What kind of games do you like to play? (In 'real life,' on the computer, on the cellphone, and so on.)"

I love all kinds of games, from the most traditional, old-school card games to the newest tabletop RPGs, from classic and modern video games to party games like charades. Board games, puzzle games, word games — you name it, I'll probably play it!

At the moment, I am completely obsessed with a mobile game called Blossom Blast Saga. "Bloom the big buds." OH I WILL.

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Wednesday Links!

This list o' links brought to you by the sound of lawns being mowed.

Recommended Reading:

Claire Tighe and Lauren Gurley at Centro de Periodismo Investigativo: Official Reports of Violence Against Women in Puerto Rico Unreliable After Hurricane Maria, But Organizations Say Incidents Have Increased

Yesha Callahan at the Root: [CN: Police brutality; racism] Miami Police Officer Charged with Assault After Attempting to Kick Handcuffed Man in the Head

Andy Towle at Towleroad: [CN: Anti-semitism; homophobia] Boston-Area High School Vandalized with Swastikas, Anti-Gay Slurs by 14 of Its Students

Jamie Cattanach at the Establishment: [CN: Diet and exercise talk; weight loss surgery; fat hatred; body policing] I Changed My Mind About Post-Weight-Loss Plastic Surgery — and I'm So Glad I Did

Vivian Kane at the Mary Sue: Lena Waithe's Rainbow Cape Gloriously Subverted the Met Gala's Catholicism Theme

Sameer Rao at Colorlines: Martin Sensmeier to Star in Biopic on Native American Athlete Jim Thorpe

Germain Lussier at io9: [CN: Disablist language] The Sci-Fi Crime Thriller Hotel Artemis Is a Throwback to a Different Era of Filmmaking

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In case anyone's looking for good recipes to use for abundant zucchinis this summer, Monday night I made one of our favorite stir fries, which is delicious and so simple. I usually make it with chicken, beef, or tofu — but it would work with seafood, pork, other meat substitutes, or be good with just the veggies!

For just the two of us, I cube one zucchini, quarter six or seven button mushrooms, and do large cuts on half a white onion. Throw that into the wok with some oil, then season with soy sauce, rice vinegar, and ground mustard. Add your protein, cook to preferred temp, and serve over rice.

It takes less than 20 minutes and it's delicious!

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