Shaker Gourmet

Whatcha been cooking up in your kitchen lately, Shakers?

Share your favorite recipes, solicit good recipes, share recipes you've recently tried, want to try, are trying to perfect, whatever! Whether they're your own creation, or something you found elsewhere, share away.

Also welcome: Recipes you've seen recently that you'd love to try, but haven't yet!

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A friend asked for my lasagna recipe, after I posted a photo of the lasagna I made for dinner last night, so, since I typed it all out to send to him, I figured I'd share it here, too!

One box of no-boil lasagna noodles
One package of low-fat ground beef
One small white onion, diced
One 4-8 oz package of baby portobello mushrooms, sliced
One 15 oz container of ricotta cheese
Half-cup grated parmesan cheese
At least two cups of shredded parmesan
At least one cup of shredded mozzarella
One egg
Three cloves of minced garlic
One 14.5 oz can of crushed tomatoes
One 14.5 oz can of diced tomatoes
Red cooking wine
Two tablespoons of olive oil
Three tablespoons of oregano
One tablespoon of basil
One tablespoon of red pepper (ground, not flakes)
Two tablespoons of parsley
Salt and black pepper
Cooking spray
9 x 13 casserole dish
Tin foil


Preheat oven to 375.

On stovetop, heat olive oil in a dutch oven. Add diced onion and sliced mushrooms. (If the mushrooms soak up all the olive oil, add a little bit more.) Sprinkle with salt and black pepper. Cook just until the onions are translucent and the mushrooms start to give off that delicious nutty smell, but still retain some of their texture. Set aside.

In the same pot, without cleaning, add ground beef. Sprinkle with salt and black pepper, and one tablespoon of oregano. Cook through. Drain and set aside. Remove excess oil from pot.

In the same pot, add crushed tomatoes, diced tomatoes, garlic, grated parmesan cheese, remaining oregano, basil, red pepper, and red wine to taste. Bring to a boil, then reduce heat to a simmer. Add onions, mushrooms, and ground beef. Let simmer during next step.

(I use about a cup of red wine. The red wine is not necessary, btw, and the sauce will taste fine without it, if you prefer or have a guest who must avoid alcohol. Also: Keep tasting the sauce. Add more spice to suit your taste, if necessary. If it's too sweet, add more salt. If it needs a kick, add more red pepper. I use more spice than I suggest for the recipe, but that's a good starting point.)

Break egg into medium-sized mixing bowl and whisk. Add ricotta cheese, one cup of shredded parmesan, and parsley. Mix thoroughly.

Remove sauce from heat. Prepare casserole dish with cooking spray.

Lay a thin layer of sauce liquid (no chunky bits) on the bottom of the casserole dish. Lay three no-boil noodles. Cover with 1/3 of the sauce. Cover with 1/2 of the cheese mixture. Lay three more noodles. Cover with 1/3 of the sauce. Cover with 1/2 of the cheese mixture. Lay three more noodles. Cover with half-cup of shredded parmesan. Cover with remainder of sauce. Cover with remaining shredded parmesan and mozzarella cheese.

Cover with tinfoil and bake for 25 minutes. Remove tin foil. Bake for 10 more minutes. Remove from oven and let rest for 10 minutes before cutting and serving.

Enjoy!

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Daily Dose of Cute

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If you need more hilarity in your life, GET A GREYHOUND LOLOLOL!

As always, please feel welcome and encouraged to share pix of the fuzzy, feathered, or scaled members of your family in comments.

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We Resist: Day 413

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One of the difficulties in resisting the Trump administration, the Republican Congressional majority, and Republican state legislatures (plus the occasional non-Republican who obliges us to resist their nonsense, too, like we don't have enough to worry about) is keeping on top of the sheer number of horrors, indignities, and normalization of the aggressively abnormal that they unleash every single day.

So here is a daily thread for all of us to share all the things that are going on, thus crowdsourcing a daily compendium of the onslaught of conservative erosion of our rights and our very democracy.

Stay engaged. Stay vigilant. Resist.

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Earlier today by me: Are You F#@king Kidding Me? and Hope Hicks Casually Testified Her Email Was Hacked. And late yesterday ICYMI: Breaking: Trump Asked Witnesses in Russia Probe to Disclose What They Discussed with Investigators.

Here are some more things in the news today...

Sari Horwitz and Devlin Barrett at the Washington Post: Mueller Gathers Evidence That 2017 Seychelles Meeting Was Effort to Establish Back Channel to Kremlin.

Um, okay.

If that sounds familiar, well, that's because we've known this information for almost a year. This is, of course, hardly the first time that things we've known for a very long time are reported as if they're news. The only "news," such as it is, is that Special Counsel Bob Mueller is collecting evidence (only now?!) of a year-old report long confirmed by officials from at least three different governments.


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[Content Note: Nativism; authoritarianism] I have spent the better part of a year warning that the Trump administration was signalling their intent to come after documented immigrants.

In January, they did the previously unthinkable: Revoked a naturalized citizen's citizenship, reverting him to a lawful permanent resident and potentially making him subject to deportation.

In February, U.S. District Judge Katherine Forrest raised "grave concerns" that ICE was targeting immigrants for their "immigration advocacy — a practice she associated with America's worst enemies."

Also last month, the Supreme Court ruled "that immigrants, even those with permanent legal status and asylum seekers, do not have the right to periodic bond hearings," i.e. can be indefinitely detained.

I have said before and will keep saying: This administration's (mis)treatment of undocumented immigrants is their canary in the coalmine. Their targeting is intolerable on its face, but understand that whatever they are doing to undocumented immigrants, they will target others in the same way eventually. We must resist their nativist strategies not only because they are cruel and indecent and unjust, but also because if we fail to resist them, they will proliferate.

That is all backdrop to this story by Regina Mahone at Rewire: Reproductive Justice Activist Detained 'in Retaliation' for Protesting.
Reproductive justice activist Alejandra Pablos has been detained by Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) in what immigrant rights advocates are calling an act of "retaliation" for protesting in Virginia earlier this year.

Pablos works for the National Latina Institute for Reproductive Health (NLIRH) and is a member of We Testify, an abortion storytelling leadership program of the National Network of Abortion Funds. She was put in deportation proceedings, losing her legal permanent resident status more than two years ago, following a drug-related arrest.

Elsewhere, other activists have called attention to apparent retaliation against protesters, most notably in Washington state. "Alejandra isn't the only one. Detainment is also evidence of ICE's pattern of singling out immigrant leaders for being outspoken and fearless community mobilizers. In recent months, ICE detained prominent immigrant activist Maru Mora-Villalpando for her 'extensive involvement with anti-ICE protests and Latino advocacy programs.' Among other immigration activists, ICE has also detained Ravi Ragbir, executive director of the New Sanctuary Coalition of New York City, and Eliseo Jurado, husband of a Peruvian woman taking sanctuary at a Colorado church," NLIRH said in a statement to Rewire.News after publication.

The immigrant rights organization Mijente noted in a petition on Wednesday, the same day that Pablos was taken into custody, that she had led "chants [in early January] at a peaceful protest in Virginia outside of the Department of Homeland Security," where local agents took her into custody. "It appears that after the protest in Virginia, one of the ICE agents called her deportation officer in Tucson, Arizona, and sought to get her detained in retaliation for her protest."
This is utterly unacceptable. The federal government is using the power of law enforcement to chill dissent. It is intolerable that the Trump administration is targeting and silencing undocumented immigrants in this way, and it is intolerable that they will absolutely expand their use of intimidation tactics if we don't loudly resist their attacks on immigrants and refugees.

Make noise. Amplify what is happening. Raise awareness. And make your calls to your senators and representatives to demand that they take legislative action to stop ICE from intimidating and punishing undocumented immigrants and refugees for protesting.

Those of us who can still safely resist must.

The situation is getting critical, as the federal government continues to intervene even where local and state governments are resisting their nativist agenda. Alfonso Serrano at Colorlines: Department of Justice Sues California for Immigrant Sanctuary Policies. "In its most forceful move yet against sanctuary jurisdictions, the Department of Justice (DOJ) on Tuesday (March 6) sued California and the state's governor and attorney general for state laws that grant protections to immigrants with undocumented status. It's the latest volley in a mounting dispute between the Trump administration and states that limit cooperation on immigration enforcement with federal authorities." Goddammit.

Make all the noise.


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Also on the subject of trade:


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Carol Rosenberg at the Miami Herald: Now We Know Why Defense Attorneys Quit the USS Cole Case: They Found a Microphone. "Lawyers for the alleged USS Cole bombing mastermind quit the capital case after discovering a microphone in their special client meeting room and were denied the opportunity to either talk about or investigate it, the Miami Herald has learned. The narrative, contained in a 15-page prosecution filing obtained by the Herald, is the first authoritative description of the episode that caused three civilian defense attorneys to resign from the death-penalty case of Abd al Rahim al Nashiri on ethical grounds: Rick Kammen, a seasoned death-penalty defender, and Rosa Eliades and Mary Spears. In fact, the prosecution says the listening device that lawyers discovered in an early August inspection of their special meeting room was a legacy of past interrogations — and, across 50 days of ostensibly confidential attorney-client meetings, was never turned on." Holy shit.

Brian Stelter at CNN: Sinclair's New Media-Bashing Promos Rankle Local Anchors. "The instructions to local stations say that the promos 'should play using news time, not commercial time.' ...'Please produce the attached scripts exactly as they are written,' the instructions say. ...The promos begin with one or two anchors introducing themselves and saying 'I'm [we are] extremely proud of the quality, balanced journalism that [proper news brand name of local station] produces. But I'm [we are] concerned about the troubling trend of irresponsible, one sided news stories plaguing our country.' Then the media bashing begins. 'The sharing of biased and false news has become all too common on social media,' the script says. 'More alarming, national media outlets are publishing these same fake stories without checking facts first. Unfortunately, some members of the national media are using their platforms to push their own personal bias and agenda to control 'exactly what people think' ...This is extremely dangerous to our democracy.'" OMFG. Sinclair is going to put the final nail in the coffin of U.S. TV news media.

[CN: Racism; police brutality] Tanasia Kenney at the Atlanta Black Star: 'I Can't Breathe!' Police Beating of Black North Carolina Man Draws Outrage. "Authorities are investigating police body camera footage from August that shows two white officers beating, then Tasering a Black man accused of jaywalking in Asheville, N.C. The footage, obtained by the Citizen Times, shows Officer Chris Hickman beating local man Johnnie Jermaine Rush with several blows to the head while another officer held him down. Rush was also shocked twice with a stun gun, saying several times that he couldn't breathe as officers struggled to restrain him."

Again, this started with a municipal violation. Over-policing by way of municipal violations is a dynamic from which the vast majority of white USians are insulated, because white supremacy, racial privilege, and segregation explicitly act in service to insulate us from precisely this reality: The brutal policing of black USians for municipal violations, using minor infractions to generate fines and police records that have lasting impact on black lives and communities. I will again recommend [CN: video autoplays at link] this segment by John Oliver on municipal violations.

I am very angry that Rush was assaulted by the police, and I am very glad he survived the encounter.

[CN: Environmental racism] Ayana Byrd at Colorlines: EPA Rules That Landfill in Majority Black Alabama Town is Not a Health Hazard. "The Environmental Protection Agency (EPA) has determined there is “insufficient evidence” to rule in favor of residents of an overwhelmingly Black town who filed a civil rights case in response to what they say are dangerous health risks associated with their local landfill. Arrowhead Landfill is located in Uniontown, Alabama. It holds waste from 33 states and is twice the size of New York City's 843-acre Central Park. ...For the past eight years, it has also held 4 million tons of coal ash, relocated from a coal plant 330 miles away in Kingston, Tennessee. Uniontown's population, which is 90 percent Black with half of the residents living below the poverty line, has suffered a number of illnesses since the coal ash arrived." Fucking hell.

[CN: Homophobia; slut-shaming] Andy Towle at Towleroad: NFL Prospect Derrius Guice Says Team Asked If He Is Gay in NFL Combine Interview. "Former LSU running back Derrius Guice said he was asked if he is gay during an interview at this week's NFL Combine. Guice made the disclosure during an interview with SiriusXM's NFL show Late Hits, according to USA Today: ''It was pretty crazy,' Guice said in an interview on the SiriusXM NFL show Late Hits. 'Some people are really trying to get in your head and test your reaction. …I go in one room, and a team will ask me do I like men, just to see my reaction. I go in another room, they'll try to bring up one of my family members or something and tell me, 'Hey, I heard your mom sells herself. How do you feel about that?''' ...The NFL is looking into Guice's claim, according to spokesperson Brian McCarthy."

[CN: Sexual assault] Staff at the Daily Beast: NBA Probing Mark Cuban After New Witness Emerges on Sex-Assault Report. "The NBA will be looking into Dallas Mavericks owner Mark Cuban's 2011 sexual-assault investigation, specifically 'reviewing the allegations...and the decision by prosecutors not to pursue the case,' after a man at the bar that night came forward to support the unnamed woman's claims of assault. Christopher White, a security worker, told The Oregonian he witnessed the woman's reaction after Cuban reportedly shoved his hand down her jeans and touched her inappropriately. 'She jumped away like she was not happy with him,' White said. 'That's when the energy in the room kind of exploded.'"

[CN: Sexual assault] Staff and Agencies at the Guardian: NYPD on Verge of Arrest in Harvey Weinstein Rape Investigation. "The New York police department is ready to make an arrest in the sexual assault case against Harvey Weinstein. New York City's chief of detectives, Robert Boyce, said on 7 March that police have gathered considerable evidence in the investigation, but it is up to the district attorney to decide whether, and when, the disgraced film producer gets indicted. 'It's his case right now,' Boyce said of Manhattan district attorney Cyrus Vance, Jr. 'I would ask you to ask him.' However, the Daily Beast quoted a police official with direct knowledge of the case as saying: 'We're ready to go with an arrest.' The district attorney's office had no comment."

What have you been reading that we need to resist today?

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Hope Hicks Casually Testified Her Email Was Hacked

As you may recall, the day before Hope Hicks resigned, she testified before the House Intelligence Committee, as part of their Russia probe. That was the day she disclosed that her job required her to lie on behalf of the president.

Another piece of her testimony has now leaked, and it's a doozy: Apparently, she has lost access to two of her email accounts after at least one of them was hacked.

Under relatively routine questioning from Rep. Jim Himes, D-Conn., about her correspondence, Hicks indicated that she could no longer access two accounts: one she used as a member of [Donald] Trump's campaign team and the other a personal account, according to four people who spoke on the condition of anonymity because the closed meeting of the Intelligence Committee was supposed to remain private.

Hicks, who portrayed herself as not savvy in matters of technology, told lawmakers that one of the accounts was hacked, according to two sources who were in the room. It is unclear if Hicks was referring to the campaign or the personal account.

Her assertion of a hack raises the questions of who might have compromised her account, as well as when, why and what information could have been obtained. But there was no indication from any of the sources that those questions were pursued by the committee, which had limited leverage over Hicks because she was appearing voluntarily and was not under a subpoena for her testimony or records.
Also: Republicans still run the committee, and they have zero interest in holding Donald Trump or any of his minions accountable, so that probably contributed somewhat to the lack of follow-up. Cough.

It's not only unclear whether Hicks "was referring to the campaign or the personal account" regarding which was hacked, but why she no longer has access to either of them. There could be a reasonable explanation to that, e.g. that the campaign email accounts have been deactivated. Of course, a routine deactivation of campaign email accounts is slightly more problematic when that campaign is under investigation for collusion with a foreign adversary.

Or there could be an unreasonable explanation for why she's lost access to the second, supposedly unhacked account. But we don't know, since no explanation was solicited.

In any case, the fact that even one of her emails was hacked is an extraordinary piece of information for a White House Communications Director to casually drop into Congressional committee testimony.

It's possible, of course, that she was lying, hoping that the misdirection would prevent her from having to provide the contents of the communications to and from that account, and/or would allow her to disclaim authorship of those communications if they were recovered in some other way.

It's also possible, however, that she's telling the truth, and someone — possibly and likely a hostile foreign adversary — now has access to the archived communications of one of the United States president's closest confidantes, and the ability to send new communications under her identity.

Think of that: A hacker with the ability to send out communiqués while impersonating the White House Comms Director.

This administration is a shitshow. And every day there is a fresh new hellish example of how truly dangerous their incompetence can be, tangential to their malice.

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Are You F#@king Kidding Me?


There are a whole lot of reasons that I do not want Bernie Sanders to run for president again, and right at the top of that list is the fact that I honestly don't know if I can tolerate him running for president and Trump being president at the same time.

I feel like I would get sucked into a void of self-awareness from which there is no escape.

Just a cold, black space with nothing but unkempt hair and shouting.

[H/T to Aphra_Behn.]

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Happy International Women's Day

Today is International Women's Day, which is generally only meaningfully marked by the people who already treat every day as International Women's Day. It is a day on which I am usually pointedly reminded that the business of advocating on behalf of women's equality is still considered woman's work, which tends to give the day a flavor of bitter irony that doesn't want to leave my mouth.

Nonetheless, every year, I feel obliged to try to write something profound for International Women's Day, and every year I fail, and most years I feel more optimistic about the state of women's equality than I do on this day.

I'm angry about the state of the world for the women in it, for women in my own country and for women in every country all over the world, Black women, brown women, white women, tall women, short women, women with dwarfism, fat women, thin women, in-betweenie women, trans women, intersex women, disabled women, able-bodied women, neuro-typical women, neuro-atypical women, old women, young women, girls, women with children, childfree women, healthy women, ill women, poor women, rich women, middle class women, employed women, unemployed women, women who do unpaid labor, insured women, uninsured women, immigrant women, migrant women, refugee women, English-speaking women, non-English-speaking women, progressive women, conservative women, women in unions, women in uniforms, women in male-centric careers, women in comas, straight women, lesbian women, bisexual women, asexual women, demisexual women, partnered women, unpartnered women, polyam women, aromantic women, powerful women, weak women, vegan woman, vegetarian women, omnivorous women, religious women, atheist women, agnostic women, educated women, uneducated women, women who have survived trauma, women who want my advocacy, women who don't, and/or every other conceivable expression, intersection, and experience of womanhood that exists on the planet.

I am angry at what we are denied on the basis of our womanhood, or the insufficiency of our womanhood, or the unacceptable expression of our womanhood, as arbitrarily defined by people fiercely guarding their privilege.

I am angry that we are denied autonomy, dignity, respect, the right of consent, safety, security, opportunity, access, equality—and many things smaller than those.

That anger threatens every day to engulf me, to hold me like a flame under a jar until, starved of oxygen, I disappear into a wisp of smoke. I search each morning for a way to turn that anger into inspiration, fuel, purpose. Today is a day like all others in that regard.

Today is a day when I am angry, but, also like all other days, it is a day on which I am happy to be a woman among women.

I do not long to be the Exceptional Woman. When I find myself in a space in which I am the only woman, I do not feel satisfied, nor do I feel insecure: I feel contemptuous that there aren't more women there. I do not want to compete with other women in a way that suggests there is only room for one of us. I want to lift up other women, and be lifted up by them, and blaze trails in the hopes that many more will follow behind.

I respect women, and I love them. And when I take stock of all the issues disproportionately affecting women across the globe, what I see is lack of respect and love for women so pervasive and profound that to merely assert to love and respect women yet remains a radical act.

It is at the intersection of my anger at the mistreatment of women and my love and respect for them that I find my motivation every day.


This year's International Women's Day campaign theme is #PressforProgress: "We can't be complacent. Now, more than ever, there's a strong call-to-action to press forward and progress gender parity. A strong call to #PressforProgress. A strong call to motivate and unite friends, colleagues, and whole communities to think, act, and be gender inclusive. International Women's Day is not country, group, or organisation specific. The day belongs to all groups collectively everywhere. So together, let's all be tenacious in accelerating gender parity. Collectively, let's all Press for Progress."

Okay! I'm in!

I am committed to Pressing for Progress on this day, and every day. The truth is, if there were a way to succinctly describe what I've been doing here for the last nearly 14 years, "pressing for progress" wouldn't be a bad attempt.

All I ever do is try to empty the sea with this teaspoon; all I can do is keep trying to empty the sea with this teaspoon.

Like I say every year: I am an imperfect advocate for women, and I have nothing profound to say on International Women's Day. Again. The truth is, I just want to recommit myself to treating every day as a day in which it is important to fight for international justice for women, and to value and respect them, including myself.

I am a feminist with a teaspoon, and I ain't afraid to use it.

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Open Thread

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Hosted by a yellow sofa. Have a seat and chat.

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Question of the Day

Suggested by Shaker Sue Kerr: "Netflix has called and they would like you to helm the remake/reboot of any previous produced video material. What would you select and why?"

Maybe the TV series Alice, with a more diverse cast. I haven't seen the show since I was very young, but I was drawn to it for a number of reasons, and I don't hold it in such high esteem that I can't even contemplate touching it, like, say Golden Girls.

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Breaking: Trump Asked Witnesses in Russia Probe to Disclose What They Discussed with Investigators

This is pretty fucking serious — or would be if anything still mattered:

The special counsel in the Russia investigation has learned of two conversations in recent months in which [Donald] Trump asked key witnesses about matters they discussed with investigators, according to three people familiar with the encounters.

In one episode, the president told an aide that the White House counsel, Donald F. McGahn II, should issue a statement denying a New York Times article in January. The article said Mr. McGahn told investigators that the president once asked him to fire the special counsel, Robert S. Mueller III. Mr. McGahn never released a statement and later had to remind the president that he had indeed asked Mr. McGahn to see that Mr. Mueller was dismissed, the people said.

In the other episode, Mr. Trump asked his former chief of staff, Reince Priebus, how his interview had gone with the special counsel's investigators and whether they had been "nice," according to two people familiar with the discussion.

The episodes demonstrate that even as the special counsel investigation appears to be intensifying, the president has ignored his lawyers' advice to avoid doing anything publicly or privately that could create the appearance of interfering with it.
There are all kinds of problems with this behavior, especially given that Trump is currently under investigation for potentially trying to obstruct the same investigation.

Further, Trump wields considerable power as both the President of the United States and as the direct boss (or former boss) of McGahn and Priebus. That makes this coercive behavior, as well as unethical and possibly criminal behavior.

What an absolute shitshow, with a vile wreck as it ringleader.

I hope that this will matter and fear that it won't.

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Wednesday Links!

This list o' links brought to you by lambs.

Recommended Reading:

Tal Abbady at Dame Magazine: [Content Note: Misogyny; racism] The New Yorker Has a Byline Problem

Lance Mannion at His Eponymous Blog: Covering Politics as Performance Art

Dr. Diana Adesola Mafe at Media Diversified: Normalising Black Women as Heroes: Star Trek Discovery as Groundbreaking

Teresa Jusino at the Mary Sue: Louisa May Alcott's Little Women Are Back, and They're Multi-Racial and LGBTQIA-Inclusive

Ragen Chastain at Dances with Fat: This Is Me in a Fatphobic World

Doug Smith at the Toronto Star: Raptors' DeMar DeRozan Hopes Honest Talk on Depression Helps Others

Kevin Love at the Players' Tribune: Everyone Is Going Through Something

Robin Abcarian at Towleroad: In the Ladies Room at the Oscars, a Transgender Moment Signals a Cultural Shift

Rae Paoletta at Inverse: How to Watch the Rare Alignment of Our Moon, Jupiter, and a Surprise Guest

Ryan F. Mandelbaum at Gizmodo: New Observations Reveal a Dramatic Web Structure Inside the Orion Nebula

Leave your links and recommendations in comments. Self-promotion welcome and encouraged!

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Discussion Thread: How Are You?

Me? Oh fine. Just listening to the thundersnow while writing about the Trump administration, because I'm living inside a cuckoo clock.

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How are you?

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The Makeup Thread

Here is your semi-regular makeup thread, to discuss all things makeup and makeup adjacent.

Do you have a makeup product you'd recommend? Are you looking for the perfect foundation which has remained frustratingly elusive? Need or want to offer makeup tips? Searching for hypoallergenic products? Want to grouse about how you hate makeup? Want to gush about how you love it?

Whatever you like — have at it!

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Here is an unfiltered picture of me with absolutely no makeup on (hello there, zit on my chin!):

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I will never not fail to notice flyaways while taking selfies.

You may be quite reasonably wondering why on earth I would post a photo in which I'm wearing no makeup for a MakeUp Thread, lol, but it's because today I want to mention something makeup adjacent: Skincare products!

Specifically, I want to talk about Drunk Elephant, a skincare line which has completely changed my life, and that is not even an exaggeration.

So, one of my dear friends from high school is now a makeup professional, and I recently asked him for advice on finding the best foundation for my skin. He replied by first inquiring about my skincare routine, which goes to show you how good he is at his job, because this was over text, so he didn't even know my skin looked like shit, lol! He just suspected — rightly! — that part of the reason I was never truly happy with any foundation is because I didn't have a good skincare routine, thus creating an unsuitable base for makeup.

I told him what products I'd tried, none of which had super thrilled me, and also gave him a brief report on my skin issues: Combination skin, sensitive skin that broke out with any skincare products that were the least bit oily, aging skin, ruddiness, melasma on my cheeks.

He recommended Drunk Elephant skincare products to me, and also helpfully shared with me his current routine using their products. He suggested that once my skin was better nourished, I would more easily find makeup that works for me. (And he made a couple of good foundation recommendations, too!)

Armed with terrific information (and a discount code he generously shared with me), I purchased Drunk Elephant's Littles collection (also available at Sephora, if you're a member). The set was a little different when I got it last year: It did not come with the Jelly Cleanser or the Eye Serum, but came instead with the Baby Juju and Baby Pekee Travel Duo.

At $90, it's not a cheap set, but it's also less expensive than a number of other products I've tried over the years that didn't work and I ended up throwing in the garbage after wasting a whole lot of money. And my pursuit of better skin isn't just vanity: I get lingering, cystic zits that hurt, and I've had many awkward and unpleasant exchanges over the years with people who mistake the melasma on my cheeks for bruises.

Anyway. With some trial and error, I've settled into a great routine with the Drunk Elephant products that work for me: In the morning, the Pekee cleansing bar followed by two pumps of the B-Hydra Intensive Hydration Gel mixed with one pump of the C-Firma Day Serum. In the evening, the Juju exfoliating bar followed by two pumps of the B-Hydra Intensive Hydration Gel mixed with one pump of the T.L.C. Framboos Glycolic Night Serum.

Once a week, I do the Baby Elephant facial, which is amazing, followed by an application of the Protini Polypeptide Cream just on the dry areas of my face (as it's too rich for the oily areas but perfect for the dry areas). When I need a little extra moisturization anywhere, I use the Lala Retro Whipped Cream for an extra boost.

There are two products I haven't tried: The Shaba Complex Eye Serum and the Lippe Balm. I have tried the Umbra Sheer Physical Daily Defense SPF 30 and the Virgin Marula Luxury Facial Oil, but both of those broke me out. Too rich for my skin, unforunately.

The long and the short of it is: I LOVE DRUNK ELEPHANT. My skin has never looked or felt as good in my entire life. I have far fewer painful zits, my skin-tone is more even, and the melasma is not as prominent.

I also have more fun with makeup, because I have a good base for it now!

For about the first 40 years of my life, I never really cared about makeup or how my skin looked — partly because I didn't want to feel obliged to care because of external expectations (which is good!) and partly because I didn't understand how to do makeup or how to care for my skin, so I just avoided the subject (which is not good).

I am really happy to be in a place, thanks to help and encouragement from my friends, where I know how to look after my skin and can express myself creatively with makeup when it makes me feel good to do it. (Since I am privileged enough to not have the expectation of full makeup as part of my job.)

Lots of women — and some men and genderqueer folks — have long and twisting journeys with makeup and skincare throughout their lives. I know I'm not alone on that. I hope this thread and all the people who participate in it make you feel less alone, even if you only read the comments and never participate yourself.

I know my journey isn't yet done, either. There are still challenges and opportunities that await me, as my skin ages and changes. And I'm very glad to feel ready to face them.

Pun intended.

(As always, I'm not affiliated with Drunk Elephant in any way, nor am I getting anything in exchange for this recommendations. UNFORTUNATELY HAHAHAHA. I just like their products!)

Anyway! What's up with you?

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Please note, as always, that advice should be not be offered to an individual person unless they solicit it. Further: This thread is open to everyone — women, men, genderqueer folks. People who are makeup experts, and people who are makeup newbies. Also, because there is a lot of racist language used in discussions of makeup, and in makeup names, please be aware to avoid turns of phrase that are alienating to women of color, like "nude" or "flesh tone" when referring to a peachy or beige color. I realize some recommended products may have names that use these words, so please be considerate about content noting for white supremacist (and/or Orientalist) product naming.

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Daily Dose of Cute

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Cat ball.

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We Resist: Day 412

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One of the difficulties in resisting the Trump administration, the Republican Congressional majority, and Republican state legislatures (plus the occasional non-Republican who obliges us to resist their nonsense, too, like we don't have enough to worry about) is keeping on top of the sheer number of horrors, indignities, and normalization of the aggressively abnormal that they unleash every single day.

So here is a daily thread for all of us to share all the things that are going on, thus crowdsourcing a daily compendium of the onslaught of conservative erosion of our rights and our very democracy.

Stay engaged. Stay vigilant. Resist.

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Here are some things in the news today:

Earlier today by me: Joe Biden, What Are You Even Doing? and Gary Cohn Jumps Ship to Dogwhistled Anti-Semitism and On the Stormy Daniels Story.

Arelis R. Hernández at the Washington Post: Exodus from Puerto Rico Grows as Island Struggles to Rebound from Hurricane Maria.
Experts say the storm and its widespread devastation undoubtedly have sped up the pace of migration as residents have dealt with extended power outages, communication lapses, infrastructure failures and, in some cases, isolation. What already was the largest exodus in the island's history now includes people fleeing in droves simply to achieve some sense of normalcy.

Just this week, a power outage put nearly 900,000 residents in and around the capital city of San Juan in the dark and without water — again. Tens of thousands in Puerto Rico have had no electricity since the hurricane struck five months ago, and the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers estimates that 1 in 10 customers still won't have it as of the end of March.

The island's bankrupt public utility has struggled to restore power amid contracting scandals, materiel shortages and intermittent blackouts, and the biggest restoration contractor, Fluor Corp., confirmed that it is pulling out of Puerto Rico in the next several weeks after reaching the funding limit of its $746 million contract.

The governor announced plans last month to privatize the electric utility, sparking standoffs with unionized workers and arousing suspicions from residents. Some municipalities such as San Sebastian, a town in the island's northwest corner, didn't wait and formed their own volunteer brigades to string up power lines and return electricity to thousands of residents.

Nearly 58,000 homes here have roofs made of blue tarps while they await federal assistance; more than 437,000 residents — about 2 of every 5 who applied so far — have received money from the Federal Emergency Management Agency for home repairs.

For many, the future feels ominous.
It utterly guts me that so many Puerto Ricans are being forced to leave their homes in search of stability that the U.S. federal government should be able — and willing — to provide. This is a terrible shame, and I am stricken by the thought that Republicans are deliberately neglecting Puerto Rico to turn it into a profiteering opportunity for the wealthy. After all, the worse things get on the island, the lower the property values in one of the most beautiful places on the planet, just a short flight away from the continental U.S. That there are plans to privatize Puerto Rico's power because of lingering failures does not bode well. Just...fuck.

[Content Note: Genocide] Saphora Smith at NBC News: Rohingya Muslims Will Soon Face Cyclones, Monsoons in Bangladesh. "Refugees driven out of Myanmar by what the U.S. has called 'ethnic cleansing' now face a new threat: the looming monsoon and cyclone season. Authorities have warned that more than 100,000 Rohingya Muslims who fled into neighboring Bangladesh are at risk of losing their makeshift homes to the deadly floods and landslides that accompany seasonal rains. Workers are scrambling to reinforce shelters and dig drainage systems before the bad weather is expected next month. ...[The situation] is largely the same in other makeshift camps housing the refugees near Cox's Bazar, Bangladesh. 'It's a race against time,' said Caroline Gluck, a spokeswoman for the United Nations refugee agency (UNHCR) in the country. 'We're very alarmed, we're very concerned, we're doing what we can, but we're not sure it's going to be enough.'"

Goddammit. And where is the U.S. State Department during this? "Engaged vigorously in the diplomatic realm." Oh.

[CN: Terrorism; abductions; misogyny] Samuel Okocha at Rewire: Nigerians Continue #BringBackOurGirls Campaign Amid New Kidnappings, Violence. "Members of Nigeria's Bring Back Our Girls movement are vowing to continue the push to free girls who remain in Boko Haram's captivity amid news of another abduction of schoolgirls and increasing terror by the extremist group. Despite military and territorial gains against the terrorist group, Boko Haram has continued to unleash despair with the latest kidnapping of more than 100 schoolgirls in the northeast Nigerian town of Dapchi, believed to be the largest mass abduction since the 2014 notorious Chibok kidnappings. At least three aid workers died on March 1 in another Boko Haram attack in Borno's border town of Rann." Seethe.

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Zeke Miller and Jonathan Lemire at the AP: West Wing Turmoil with Staff Exits; No Chaos, Trump Says. "Cohn's departure has sparked internal fears of an even larger exodus, raising concerns in Washington of a coming 'brain drain' around the president that will only make it more difficult for Trump to advance his already languishing policy agenda. Multiple White House officials said the president has been pushing anxious aides to stay on the job. 'Everyone wants to work in the White House,' Trump said during a news conference Tuesday. 'They all want a piece of the Oval Office.' The reality is far different."

Insert all the jokes here about a "brain drain" in Trump's White House, but, as I've said many times before, the fact that there aren't smart, competent, experienced, ethical people willing to work for the executive branch is not funny. It is terrifying. No one wants to live in a country being run by corrupt fools.

David Voreacos and Greg Farrell at Bloomberg: Trump Fundraiser's Email Breach Shows Risks Before Midterms. "A top Republican fundraiser for Donald Trump's 2016 campaign learned last week that his email accounts had been hacked, sowing concerns that document leaks could roil another national U.S. election cycle. Elliott Broidy, a deputy finance chairman of the Republican National Committee, became aware of the problem when a reporter asked about some of his private messages, said his attorney, Christopher Clark. Broidy then alerted law-enforcement officials, who are now investigating the breach of his private and business emails. Some news organizations have cited Broidy's communications in articles over the past week, describing how he sought to use his political ties to advance his business interests and those of foreign leaders. More embarrassing revelations could follow. All the information will be released soon on 'the dark web,' according to a note accompanying emails sent to Bloomberg."

Hacked DNC and Clinton campaign emails were reported without regard for the fact that they were illegally obtained, and the Russians, who were behind the hacking, never faced any consequences, so of course it's going to happen again during the next election cycle. We have learned nothing and taken no precautions to prevent a repeat of election interference. If anything, meddlers will double-down, because they know nothing will be done to stop or punish them.

Meanwhile, the investigation of the 2016 clusterfuck continues...


Swapna Krishna at Engadget: Russians Used Fake Social Accounts to Gather Americans' Personal Data. "The Internet Research Agency, which is backed by the Russian government, used fake social media accounts to collect names, email addresses, and more. The activity continued after the 2016 election. Using social media, Russian accounts such as @Black4Black and @BlackMattersUS reached out to small business owners, asking for personal information in order to write profiles and promotional content. They promised to add these companies to a business directory as part of their activist outreach. But nothing ever happened. ...It's not fully clear why Russian operatives want this personal information, but it could be tied to either identity theft or a larger effort to influence US politics." COULD BE!


We are so fucked.

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[CN: Video may autoplay at link] Amanda Terkel at the Huffington Post: Ben Carson Removes Anti-Discrimination Language from HUD Mission Statement. "Housing and Urban Development Secretary Ben Carson is changing the mission statement of his agency, removing promises of inclusive and discrimination-free communities. In a March 5 memo addressed to HUD political staff, Amy Thompson, the department's assistant secretary for public affairs, explained that the statement is being updated 'in an effort to align HUD's mission with the Secretary's priorities and that of the Administration.' The new mission statement reads: 'HUD's mission is to ensure Americans have access to fair, affordable housing and opportunities to achieve self-sufficiency, thereby strengthening our communities and nation.' ...The Carson mission statement is quite different from the current one, which is still up on HUD's website. That one promises 'strong, sustainable, inclusive communities and quality affordable homes for all.' It also says these communities will be 'free from discrimination'."


[CN: War on agency] Rebekah Entralgo at ThinkProgress: Mississippi Senate Passes the Most Restrictive Abortion Ban in the Country. "On Tuesday, the Mississippi state senate passed a bill 35-14 that would ban abortions after just 15 weeks of pregnancy. The senate vote brings the state one step closer to enacting the most restrictive abortion ban in the country. Current state law prohibits the procedure 20 weeks after a woman's last period. No other state has a 15-week restriction. State lawmakers have previously argued that a 20-week ban was necessary in order to prevent fetal pain; by moving the ban to 15 weeks, the Mississippi legislature is making clear that this bill isn't really about the fetus, but about a larger attack on Roe v. Wade."


[CN: Sexual assault] Nigel Jaquiss at Willamette Week: In 2011, Portland Police Investigated a Sexual Assault Complaint Against Billionaire Mark Cuban: He Wasn't Charged; Here's What Happened. "The woman, whom WW is not naming because she's the alleged victim of sexual assault, agreed to a brief interview after WW obtained the police report and contacted her. She says she never contacted the media or sought publicity or compensation from Cuban and has put the incident behind her. 'I really left it in the past,' she says. 'I haven't thought about it for seven years.' Now married and in her mid-30s, the woman works in the medical field and enjoys hiking with her yellow Lab. 'I have a wonderful life,' she says. 'I'm a happy person.' But she's sticking to her story. 'I filed the report because what he did was wrong,' she adds. 'I stand behind that report 1,000 percent.'"

As you may recall, Marc Cuban was recently SHOCKED! to discover that a number of women spent years being harassed in the corporate offices of the Dallas Mavericks, the basketball team he owns. Ahem.

And finally...


Is there a single Republican who isn't a thoroughly hypocritical, ethically bankrupt, vile asshole?

That's rhetorical.

What have you been reading that we need to resist today?

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On the Stormy Daniels Story

[Content Note: Misogyny.]

So, there's another twist in the saga of Stormy Daniels, the adult film star who alleges she had an affair with Donald Trump and was paid by his attorney Michael Cohen to keep quiet about it, leaving the president vulnerable to blackmail.

Judd Legum at ThinkProgress reports: "In a new lawsuit filed in a California court, the adult film star, whose legal name is Stephanie Clifford, claims her agreement with Donald Trump to keep their alleged affair secret is not binding because Trump never signed it. The lawsuit provides embarrassing new details about the nature of her relationship with Trump and the elaborate effort to keep it under wraps."

I care about this story for two reasons:

1. Because Donald Trump's vast corruption matters, and this is yet another incident of corruption.

2. Because lots of people (example) are slut-shaming Daniels, either to try to discredit her or just for laughs, and I am very angry about that.

But even though I personally care about this story, I can barely muster two fucks about covering it. Like many other items about Donald Trump these days, it matters to me, but it still doesn't matter. I cannot imagine that the Stormy Daniels story will ever make a shred of difference.

If video surfaced of Donald Trump and Stormy Daniels having sex, it wouldn't even matter, because his base doesn't care. I don't even think the people who call her a liar actually believe she's lying. We all know she isn't lying. It's just that no one cares. Even 99% of the people who ostensibly care about the story don't really care, except insofar as they believe it might ruin Trump, which it never will.

I despair that nothing matters anymore. At least not in the broadest sense.

But it still matters to me.

And if it still matters to you, you are not alone.

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Gary Cohn Jumps Ship to Dogwhistled Anti-Semitism

Gary Cohn, Donald Trump's chief economic adviser, announced yesterday that he is resigning.


While the White House insisted there wasn't a single factor behind Cohn's resignation (as if that makes it better), Cohn threatened to leave last week if Trump launched a trade war, and then Trump went and launched a trade war, so.


[Content Note: Anti-Semitism]

On his way out the door, Cohn was wished a fond farewell (cough) by Director of the White House Office of Management and Budget Mick Mulvaney:


At the Week, Peter Weber notes:
Cohn is Jewish, and "the term 'globalist' has also been used as an anti-Semitic dog whistle and echoes pernicious anti-Jewish conspiracy theories," explains Ben Sales at the Jewish Telegraphic Agency.

"For the far right, globalism has long had distinct xenophobic, anti-immigrant, and anti-Semitic overtones," adds Liam Stack at his "glossary of extremist language" in The New York Times. "It refers to a conspiratorial worldview: a cabal that likes open borders, diversity, and weak nation states, and that dislikes white people, Christianity, and the traditional culture of their own country."
Fuck this entire reprehensible administration.

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Joe Biden, What Are You Even Doing?

In Pennsylvania's 18th District, there is a special election to be decided in one week to fill the seat vacated by Republican Rep. Tim Murphy, who recently resigned after revelations that he urged his mistress to have an abortion, despite being a virulently anti-choice candidate.

It's a Republican district: Trump carried the 18th by 20 points in 2016. But Democrat Conor Lamb nonetheless has a legit shot at beating Republican candidate Rick Saccone. He's made himself competitive mostly by shit-talking Nancy Pelosi and demurring on gun reform, which isn't great, but, again, this has been a reliably Republican district and the special election is now a toss-up.

Anyway. Former Veep Joe Biden traveled to the 18th, which is near Pittsburgh, to support Lamb and rally the Democratic troops.

At the Pittsburgh rally [before a crowd of union workers], Biden stressed the importance of standing with unions, and protecting Medicare and Social Security.

Roughly 10 miles away at Robert Morris University, he again discussed the middle class with a packed room of Lamb supporters and took more swings at Republicans.

Biden slammed the GOP tax overhaul, saying it would lead to cuts in entitlement programs. And he denounced the millions spent on the airwaves to support Saccone and attack Lamb.

"If there's going to be a fight out there, I'm betting on that guy working construction or in a steel mill, I ain't betting on that fat cat writing a big check," the former vice president said, arguing that the grass-roots energy could overcome the barrage of critical TV ads.
All of that is fine. Good stuff. It's important to remind voters that the Republican tax cut is rank garbage and hardly a gift to the working class.

But Biden didn't stop there. And it's no coincidence, of course, that this clip came from Fox News, to whom Biden delivered a perfect gift:

I know what it's like, watching uncles, aunts, friends, neighbors losing jobs. My dad used to say, "Joe, remember: A job's about a lot more than a paycheck. It's about your dignity. It's about your respect. It's about your place in your community." [edit] Some people in my party don't even get it anymore. They don't get it. It's about our pride. It's about our dignity. It's about who the hell we are and what we've done. [edit] And it makes me angry; it makes me angry.
Joe Biden is not talking about women here. Because jobs that confer dignity have historically been reserved for men.

There is a long history, in fact, of women — and men of color — being harassed and threatened for "taking away" jobs that confer dignity from white men.

By deliberately concealing that history, Biden is being, at best, extremely careless.

But then comes this: Flanked by workers who are almost exclusively white and male, Biden says, "It's about our pride."

To call that gross dogwhistle careless would be to give it good faith it doesn't deserve.

I am a practical person. I understand, no matter how much I don't like it, that a Democratic candidate in a Republican district may have to distance himself from national party leadership and hedge on gun reform.

But if the only way to win is to go full Nazi, party affiliation becomes nothing but a distinction without a difference.

Shame on Joe Biden. If this is a preview of what his 2020 campaign would look like, and I'm sure it is, he'd better fucking stay home. We're all full up on white supremacist patriarchy here.

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Open Thread

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Question of the Day

Suggested by Shaker Yankee Transferred: "If you could go back to a past decade in your life, what would it be and why?"

I wouldn't. The hard-won comfort in my own skin that I now enjoy is too precious to me to ever revisit the past, even the very good bits.

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Discussion Thread: Movie Recommendations

Seen any good movies recently that you'd like to recommend? I know lots of us are always looking for good recommendations from people who broadly share our sensibilities, so if you've seen anything that you really enjoyed, have at it in comments!

And, with the note that we're all fans of problematic things, and very few films aren't problematic in some way, don't be ashamed about what you like because it isn't perfect. As I've said many times before: We all draw our lines in different places.

Also: Doesn't have to be a new movie.

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