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I haven't been keeping up with what Professor James Franco has been doing in quite some time, but of course—OF COURSE—he has something to say about this election, and it is 100% grade-A Franco.


Video Description: The ad, a product of the WomenVOTEProject, is a send-up of the Dos Equis "Most Interesting Man in the World" series of adverts, but instead features Hillary Clinton as the Most Interesting Woman in the World.

Over a series of still images and video clips of Hillary Clinton, James Franco says in voiceover: "The smartest guy in the room is always her. After she opens a can of whoop-ass, she always recycles the can. Her Secret Service code name is Hermione, because she's a fucking wizard. She's the most interesting woman in the world."

Franco appears onscreen, speaking to camera, and says: "I don't always endorse candidates—" Cut to Franco standing beside a cardboard cutout of Clinton, his arm draped over her shoulder, drinking out of a Hillary 2016 mug: "—but when I do, they're extraordinary."

Cut to the mug being set down on a table, next to a plate of toast. One piece of toast has her H-logo toasted into it, and the other has her face toasted into it. "Vote wisely, my friends" Franco says, in voiceover. Cut to Franco looking at the camera and winking.

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This Isn't Funny

[Content Note: Racism; appropriation.]

This image was going around Twitter yesterday, getting lots of laughs.


[Image in tweet shows Donald Trump at a rally, with a crowd behind him, one part of which is an older woman who appears to be white holding up a sign reading "Blacks for Trump."]

This is not funny. It's appropriative garbage. And it's even worse than that: This rally took place in Sanford, Florida—which is the town in which Trayvon Martin was killed.

Trayvon's mother, Sybrina Fulton, is (as I mentioned on Monday) on the campaign trail for Hillary Clinton.

Meanwhile, Trump is holding a rally in the town where her son was killed.

And a white woman is holding up a "Blacks for Trump" sign.

Yeah.

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And So It Begins

I've got a new essay at Shareblue about the media's attempts, already, to begin whitewashing their terrible coverage of this election: "They're already trying to erase what they did to Hillary Clinton."

There has indeed been an outsized amount of favorable Trump coverage, and an abandonment of critical analysis under the auspices of "balance." But there has also been widespread hostility in the press toward Clinton — and it is much more difficult, apparently, to admit one's role in that.

Understandably so, when one deep-dives into just how antagonistic the media have been to the nation's first major-party woman nominee. It would be bad enough if it had only been unjustifiably sustained criticism of Clinton, or only been endemic indifference to Clinton rolling out solid policy as Trump tried to drag her into the mud, or only been profile after profile of Trump voters played against the erroneous narrative of insufficient enthusiasm for Clinton, or only one of dozens of other demonstrable inequities in coverage.

Any one of those would warrant necessary self-reflection on the media's failures during this cycle — but it was much, much worse than that.
There is much, much more at the link.

This is going to be an important piece to keep on hand, I fear, as the erasure of what went down during this election moves into high gear in the coming weeks.

Also check out my colleague Peter Daou's piece: "Hey media, will we EVER get to see an actual Clinton supporter?"

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Happy Birthday, Hillary!

image of a US flag cake with Hillary Clinton's smiling face in the center, surrounded by a White House seal, a unicorn, an American bald eagle, a kitten wearing glasses, and a smiling daisy
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, HILLARY CLINTON!

I got you a nationally trending hashtag! I hope you like it!

Hope you have a wonderful birthday, you nasty woman!

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Open Thread

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Hosted by a red sofa. Have a seat and chat!

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Question of the Day

Suggested by Shaker Heather T: "On what wall would you like to be the fly?"

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Two-Minute Nostalgia Sublime



Sandra Bae: "You Are the Sunshine of My Life"

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Top Five

Here is your topic: Top Five Favorite Moments of This Election (So Far). Go!

Please feel welcome to share stories about why your Top Five picks are what they are, though a straight-up list is fine, too. Please refrain from negatively auditing other people's lists, because judgment discourages participation.

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Quote of the Day


"So please join me. This is bigger than me; it's bigger than any of us. It's even bigger than Donald Trump, if you can believe it!"—Hillary Clinton, on the campaign trail today.

LOL.

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In the News

Here is some stuff in the news...

[Content Note: Misogyny] This is the third or fourth piece/tweetstorm I've now seen on this subject: "One GOP woman wonders why the men in her party won't defend her." I get no joy or schadenfreude in reading these things: It hurts to be let down by people you trusted, even if an outsider may feel you shouldn't have trusted them in the first place. But I do hope that the women who are coming to the realization that the GOP is not a safe place for women will recalibrate their judgments toward those of us who have long said the party was institutionally sexist, and have some more respect for the fact that we haven't just been trying to "score points" by calling out the GOP's misogyny.

[CN: Police brutality; racism] Wow: "The Justice Department has replaced the New York team of agents and lawyers investigating the death of Eric Garner, officials said, a highly unusual shake-up that could jump-start the long-stalled case and put the government back on track to seek criminal charges."

Welp: "Video surfaces of Trump heaping praise on both Clintons." In 2008, Hillary Clinton was "a great woman." Now she's "a nasty woman." Interesting.

This guy: "Khizr Khan, whose speech at the party's convention in June came at the high-water mark in Trump's poll ratings, will speak to veterans in Norfolk, Virginia, home of the world's largest naval base and some 150,000 military workers."

[CN: Misogyny; assault] "I just voted for Hillary Clinton. I cried." Just go read the whole thing.

[CN: Racism; classism] I really loved the Black Jeopardy sketch on SNL last weekend, and Jamelle Bouie does an excellent job of deconstructing why it was so terrific.

Damn: "The largest auto-scandal settlement in U.S. history was just approved. Up to $10 billion in VW buybacks starts soon."

"A rare Eastern Black Rhino was born September 12 at the Great Plains Zoo. The male calf is the third Rhino born at the Zoo and was the first Eastern Black Rhino, born as part of the Association of Zoos & Aquarium's (AZA) endangered species breeding program, since 2014." Naturally, the pix are ADORBZ.

What have you been reading?

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Daily Dose of Cute

image of Olivia the White Farm Cat, chilling on the back of a blue chair
Do Not Disturb: She is busy making world takeover plans.

As always, please feel welcome and encouraged to share pix of the fuzzy, feathered, or scaled members of your family in comments.

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What Is This All About? (I Have a Guess!)

I've got a new piece up at Shareblue about something curious I noticed in the polling during the general election:

One of the curious things about this historic election is that pollsters have all but abandoned questioning whether the nation is "ready" for a woman president.

The question has long been a staple of polls measuring national political attitudes: "Gallup have carried out similar polls at periodic intervals since 1937, when only one-third of those polled said they would back a female candidate."

But there has not been a polling question during the general election assessing readiness, even as we come ever closer to the possibility.

...The decision to stop asking the question seems less like a celebration that the nation has passed a crucial threshold and instead like further erasure of the sexism directed at Clinton and promulgated by her opponent.

Clinton is making history, and it is frustrating how many of our institutions seem invested in concealing the contours of the seismic history she is making.
There is, as always, more at the link!

It's really strange to me that they've stopped asking, and it's also strange to me that I'm the only one covering the election who seems to have noticed!

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Oh Snap!

President Obama appeared on Jimmy Kimmel's show last night and participated in one of Kimmel's long-running sketches: Mean Tweets, in which the guest reads mean tweets people have written about them.

And I guess I don't need to tell you it was awesome.

President Obama appears onscreen, sitting and facing the camera, reading the tweets off of a mobile phone in his hand.

"Barack Obama is the Nickelback of presidents." [laughter] "Obama couldn't negotiate getting a Whopper without pickles." [laughter] @woodstockdave. Thanks, Dave. "I bet Obama likes mustard on his hotdogs because he's gross." [laughter] @duckpunks. "Just found out my daugther shares a birthday with Obama PUKE." [laughter] In caps. @momof4munchkins. "Barack Obama dances like how his jeans look." [laughter] You know, this jeans thing. This is so old. [laughter] This was years ago. Come on.

"My mom bought new conditioner and it sucks it isn't even conditioning my hair I blame Obama." [laughter] "Barack Obama...bro, do you even lift?!" [laughter] Well, I lifted the ban on Cuban cigars. That's worth something. [laughter and applause] "Barack Obama is the shark—" chuckle "Barack Obama is the sharknado of presidents. Loud, stupid, and over-hyped!" [laughter] Hashtag Sharknado 4. [laughter]

"President Obama will do down as perhaps the worst president in the history of the United States!" Exclamation point. @realDonaldTrump. [laughter] Well, @realDonaldTrump, at least I will go down as a president. [laughter, cheers, and applause]

Obama drops the phone.
Yesssssss, Mr. President! TELL HIM!

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The Walking Thread

[Content Note: Spoilers are lurching around undeadly herein. Descriptions of violence.]

image of The Walking Dead logo

This is the last Walking Thread I will ever write.

I have been covering The Walking Dead for almost exactly five years. I have made no secret of the fact that I have long been hate-watching the show, doing recaps in which I buried serious deconstruction of systemic oppressions in between all-caps sarcasm.

There have been times when I have come extremely close to throwing in the towel, but it was often the times when the show got darkest that people reached out the most plaintively to tell me how much they valued my recaps.

But I am drawing a line here. I cannot watch nor write about The Walking Dead any longer.

Last night, I watched Sunday's Season 7 premiere. By the halfway point, I felt utterly nauseated. It wasn't by the gratuitously graphic depictions of violence, which are, frankly, nothing new for the show. It was by the fact that I was being obliged to watch torture, ostensibly being carried out by Negan—a character so cartoonishly villainous that he became transparent enough through which I could see his creators.

The writers of the show are Negan. The big bad. The worst of them all.

[CN: Spoilers; violence] Deep in her review of the episode, The Daily Beast's Melissa Leon notes: "At San Diego Comic-Con this year, visitors to the show's booth posed with lifelike replicas of Negan's kneeling, would-be victims. Its cross-brand Twitter emoji on premiere night was Negan's bat. The show has gleefully done everything it can to amplify this experience."

I didn't know that when I watched the episode. I only read it afterwards; after I had already come away from the episode seeing straight through Negan's sadistic glee to the writers' room. It merely confirmed what I'd already felt.

And then I read that the episode director Greg Nicotero said on a phone call with reporters, in defense of the graphic violence: "In this instance, we felt it was important to launch us into this season to show the extent of what Negan is capable of doing because that drives so much of where the series is going from here on. It's graphic and horrible."

Not what Negan is capable of doing. What the show creators are capable of doing to their audience.

I'm not going to hang around for it.

I'm not going to watch a show that has seeks to do to its audience the very thing it is supposedly condemning. And nothing could have made more plain the increasingly malicious instinct of the creators than forcing us to watch a horrendously gruesome death of a character they were widely criticized for saving in the most manipulative way last season. Instead of making amends for shitty writing, they doubled-down and rubbed our faces in his torturous death.

That's not even about a TV show anymore. That's about human beings making a decision that is just unkind to other human beings, many of whom have long supported them.

Fuck that.

This is me checking out. Later, Grimes Gang.

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An Observation

[Content Note: Misogyny.]

Over the past few days, I've seen a lot of white dude pundits start bravely (ahem) making the case that Hillary Clinton isn't winning because Donald Trump is an unprecedentedly awful candidate, but because she's a great candidate.

In many of these tales, I see them saying it's the "untold story" of this election, or some variation thereof.

Well.

At least one lady said this almost fully one year ago: "The one glaring exception [to all of the other candidates in this election who are running for head of government but not head of state] is Hillary Clinton, whose extraordinary competence in diplomacy only highlights the deficiency in the other candidates. By virtue of having been First Lady, a senator, and Secretary of State, she is already a statesperson. It usually takes being president to elevate someone to that status (e.g. Jimmy Carter, Bill Clinton), but she's already achieved it. She's frankly overqualified for the position. Which underscores just what it really takes for a woman to even be considered for the presidency. To be fucking overqualified for arguably the most demanding job on the planet."

Some of us have been noticing for quite some time that, should Clinton win, it's because she's an extraordinary candidate.

But I guess it's not as notable if we didn't spend the last 18 months trying to tear her down, only to now "discover" that she's brilliant. If you thought she was brilliant the whole time, you're just a lousy shill.

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Open Thread

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Question of the Day

Suggested by Shaker Ruby: "What are your favorite YouTube channels? Can be sociopolitical content you like, or entertaining channels you like to follow. (Since YT has a lot of awesome content, like Feminist Frequency, but is also a minefield of awful, it might be nice to have some vetted recommendations.)"

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Two-Minute Nostalgia Sublime



Deorro & J-Trick: "Rambo" (Hardwell Edit)

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The Monday Blogaround

This blogaround brought to you by garlic naan.

Recommended Reading:

Ally: [Content Note: Sexual assault; intimidation] Trump Says He'll Sue Accusers in Speech About First 100 Days in Office

Sean: [CN: Bullying] NY Times Prints Complete List of Trump's Twitter Insults

Digby: [CN: Misogyny] The Long Arduous Path to the Presidency

Mustang Bobby: [CN: Bigotry] Back to When?

Keith: [CN: Racism; violence] Emmett Till Memorial Sign Riddled with Bullets

Casey: [CN: Carcerality; death penalty] She watched her husband get sentenced to death. Now she's becoming a lawyer to save him and others.

Leave your links and recommendations in comments. Self-promotion welcome and encouraged!

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Today in Rape Culture and Also the Presidential Campaign

[Content Note: Sexual assault; rape culture. Video may autoplay at link.]

Another woman, Jessica Drake, has reported that Donald Trump sexually assaulted her. Drake said that, about a decade ago, Trump grabbed and kissed her without her consent and offered her money to accompany him to his hotel room and have sex with him.

Drake is a performer in adult films. Which does not, has not, and will never mean that a woman yields her right of consent.

But naturally, that is not what Trump thinks, who said of Drake today: "Oh, I'm sure she's never been grabbed before."

Straight out of the rape apologia playbook. Again.

I don't even know what I can say at this point that I now haven't already said a dozen times. I repudiate Trump and everything for which he stands; and I take up space in solidarity with the women who are coming forward with their stories.

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