Nerdz Nooz: Princess Leia's New Costume!

Via Io9 there's an important development in Nerdland: a sneak peek at Princess Leia's new costume for the upsoming film, The Force Awakens. And if you, like me, know that the original trilogy was really about Leia's badassery rather than her whiny brother blahblah somethingTheForce blah blah (be cause, yeah, people actually do love female heroes, then you will probably be excited! So here's the news on That Hashtag Show:

ETA: It looks like this video footage has been taken down, unfortunately. There are still pictures of the costume available here and photographs here as of 1:40 Central Time. It consists of long grey sleeves and slacks, very slightly baggy, with a darker grey belt and a black vest and black boots. The grey shirt has a collar folded back and a slight v-neck. The belt buckle is silver-ish in a kind of shield shape. The hairstyle seems to have a long ponytail on one side and a black headband. You can still see an upper-body shot of Carrie Fisher in the costume on the preview still for the video below.

Transcript:

Hey guys, this is Joe from That Hashtag Show and I've got some breaking Star Wars news for you. We've seen a lot of images of new characters: Rey, Finn, BB8, and Kylo Ren. We've also seen retuning characters Han Solo and Chewbacca. But we have yet to see Luke Skywalker or Princess Leia. Until now. Back in February, this drawing of Princess Leia's new costume showed up on Making Star Wars. We haven't had any confirmation that this is what her costume actually looks like, but now we do. An anonymous source shared with us the picture that this drawing is based on, and here it is. This costume is very similar to what the rebel troops on Tantive IV were wearing in A New Hope. But given that Leia has taken on more of a military responsibility, leading the Rebellion, it makes perfect sense. Looking at this picture you can tell it's taken from one of the wardrobe fittings. Carrie Fisher looks great reprising the role of Leia Organa. This is the costume that makes me feel like I'm back with the originals. What do you guys think of the new costume? Let us know in the comments below.

LEIA IS BACK. Woo-hoo!!! So what do y'all think?

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Daily Dose of Cute

image of Matilda the Fuzzy Sealpoint Cat standing on a pillow on the arm of the loveseat looking up at me plaitively, her fuzzy tail curled into a question mark
"Pet me! Pet me pet me pet me pet me pet me! PET ME!"

Even though the quality of this picture isn't all that great, I love it because I managed to capture Matilda curling her tail into a question mark, which she does all the time, like many cats do, but hers just looks extra adorbz because of all that fuzz!

As always, please feel welcome and encouraged to share pix of the fuzzy, feathered, or scaled members of your family in comments.

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In the News

Here is some stuff in the news today...

[Content Note: Racism; appropriation; video may autoplay at link] Rachel Dolezal, former president of Spokane's chapter of the NAACP who has been misrepresenting herself as a black woman for years, granted an interview to Today's Matt Lauer to say that she identifies as black as has been doing so since she was a child. Hoo boy. She further said: "As much as this discussion has somewhat been at my expense recently, and in a very sort of viciously inhumane way come out of the woodwork, the discussion is really about what it is to be human." For someone who has been perpetuating fraud at the expense of black women, it's pretty rich that she's worried about a discussion happening at her expense, whatever the shit that's supposed to mean.

The Smoking Gun also reported that Dolezal sued Howard University, a historically black university in Washington, D.C., for discrimination, because of course she did.

[CN: Injury; death] So awful: "Five Irish students have been killed, and as many as nine others have been injured, when a fourth-floor balcony in California gave way. Police found debris on the street below after an emergency call at 01:00 local time (08:00 GMT) in Berkeley. The students are believed to have been holding a birthday party at the time, Irish officials said, but the cause of collapse is unknown. They were believed to be in the US on temporary worker visas."

[CN: Christian Supremacy; homophobia] Rage seethe boil: "Same-sex couples in Michigan may have a harder time adopting children under new laws signed by Gov. Rick Snyder on Thursday that allow adoption agencies to deny anyone services based on the organization's 'sincerely held' religious beliefs." And Snyder had the unmitigated temerity to say this Orwellian shit: "This is about making sure we get the largest number of kids in forever families. The more opportunities and organizations we have that are doing a good job of placing people in loving families, isn't that better for all of us?" Fuck off, bigot.

In presidential primary news, Democratic candidate Bernie Sanders is drawing huge crowds in Iowa, on par with Hillary Clinton's. If you are a Sanders fan, that's great news! And it's pretty good news even if you're a progressive who's not a Sanders fan, because it means that left-leaning voters are engaged early in this campaign.

[CN: Disablism; hostility to consent] A Swiss bio-medical company called Genoma used an unlicensed and stolen photo of a blogger's daughter, who has Down Syndrome, to promote a prenatal testing kit called Tranquility, which tests for Down Syndrome. "As if she were a cautionary tale: don't let this happen to you. The campaign is so disparaging towards individuals with Down Syndrome that it incited an avalanche of complaints from concerned parents and disability rights activists in Spain. One parent is quoted in a local publication asking 'what mother could allow her daughter to be photographed and used for this campaign?' Not me. Never. I would never have allowed this." The company has been responsive, but the stock photo agency which nicked the photo has not been. For fuck's sake.

[CN: Guns] More ridiculous news from the Conservative Legislation Lab: "It will soon be legal to manufacture, sell, or own a sawed-off shotgun in Indiana. The General Assembly approved a bill earlier this year to bring state law in line with federal regulations. State Sen. Jim Tomes, R-District 49, says the law puts short-barreled shotguns, or those less than 18 inches in length, back into a category of firearms that require background checks and permits from the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms, and Explosives." Yeah, sure, that makes way more sense than just keeping them illegal.

Mia Hamm leads a rally at the Women's World Cup in an "I believe that we will win" chant. Goosebumps!

Kerry Washington is starring as Anita Hill in an upcoming HBO film about Clarence Thomas' Supreme Court nomination Senate hearings. That is terrific casting, and I hope that Hill is represented just as well in the storytelling.

Here are just some amazing dog portraits! (If you don't like seeing dog teeth, maybe skip this one.)

And finally! "9 Signs Cats Are Plotting World Domination." LOL YEP.

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Trump!

Sir Donald Trump has been promising threatening to jump into the Clown Car for months now, and it looks like he's finally going to clamber aboard, with quite a flourish:

Donald J. Trump, the billionaire real estate mogul, on Tuesday will release a summary of assets that total about $9 billion as part of his likely entry into the race for the Republican presidential nomination, according to people familiar with his plans.

The two-page document — to be published after he holds a political rally at Trump Tower in New York — will provide a valuation of his hotels and other properties. It also will show hundreds of millions in cash on hand and an outline of his debts, these people said.

Trump's speech announcing his decision is likely to center on his career and fortune. He is expected to cast himself as an entrepreneur and outsider who is eager to tangle with the party establishment and U.S. economic rivals abroad, such as China.

The financial statement drafted by his office is aimed at demonstrating his success as a businessman...

Earlier this month, Trump told Fox Business Network that he is ready for reporters to scrutinize his holdings. "I've had great success. My statements are phenomenal," he said. "I get my financial statements very early, actually. I put tremendous amounts of people to work, I've negotiated against the best in the world, including countries, and I've come out on top."

Trump also recently made headlines when he told the Des Moines Register that he would be the "most successful person ever to run for president."

"Ross Perot isn't successful like me. Romney was — I have a Gucci store that's worth more money than Romney," Trump said.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL. "And I have a platinum shoe horn that's worth more money than Rand Paul!"

In all seriousness, everyone keeps saying that the Republican field is full of candidates who are virtually indistinguishable from one another, and Trump throwing his hat in the ring means that at least there will finally be a candidates who distinguishes himself. Unlike all the other candidates, who have to rely on handouts, Trump is his own billionaire financier.

THOSE ARE SOME GOLDEN BOOTSTRAPS, BABY!

Okay, that wasn't very serious. In my defense, there is literally nothing serious that can be said about Donald Trump, because he is a very unserious dipshit who, when he isn't busy firing Z-list celebrities on his goofball reality show, can be found tweeting his horreno fuckthoughts on his trash-filled Twitter account. He is a stingy, ignorant, exploitative, ruthless scoundrel who has all the privilege in the world and uses it for naught to collect wealth as though his retirement plan is to be a dragon sleeping on a tumbling pile of rubies and gold coins.

Still, you know I am nothing if not generous, so I have designed a logo for Lord Trump's campaign that I believe will really resonate with the American public, and he is welcome to use it free of charge.

image of a gold toilet with a US flag toilet seat featuring a bald eagle, to which I've added text reading: 'TRUMP 2016' and Donald Trump's iconic pursed-lip face is just peeking in from one corner

YOU'RE WELCOME, DONALD TRUMP. HAVE A NICE CAMPAIGN.

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Jeb!

image of Jeb Bush standing in front of a giant US flag, to which I've added text reading: 'I am Jeb! and I approve this flag.'

So, Jeb Bush made it officially official yesterday, and he gave a terrific speech—by which, of course, I mean terrible. You can read the full text of his address here, but, in case you have better things to do with your time, like play Scrabble with a hamster, here are some hot highlights:
The presidency should not be passed on from one liberal to the next.

...So, here's what it comes down to. Our country is on a very bad course. And the question is: What are we going to do about it?

The question for me is: What am I going to do about it? And I have decided. I am a candidate for president of the United States. We will take command of our future once again in this country.

...Federal regulation has gone far past the consent of the governed. It is time to start making rules for the rule-makers.

...We don't need another president who merely holds the top spot among the pampered elites of Washington.

We need a president willing to challenge and disrupt the whole culture in our nation's capital. I will be that president because I was a reforming governor, not just another member of the club.

...Secretary Clinton insists that when the progressive agenda encounters religious beliefs to the contrary those beliefs, quote, "have to be changed." That's what she said, and I guess we should at least thank her for the warning.

The most galling example is the shabby treatment of the Little Sisters of the Poor, a Christian charity that dared to voice objections of conscience to Obamacare. The next president needs to make it clear that great charities like the Little Sisters of the Poor need no federal instruction in doing the right thing.

It comes down to a choice between the Little Sisters and Big Brother, and I'm going with the Sisters.

...I know that there are good people running for president.

Quite a few, in fact.

And not a one of us deserves the job by right of resume, party, seniority, family, or family narrative. It's nobody's turn. It's everybody's test, and it's wide open – exactly as a contest for president should be.
Except for how he opened by suggesting that in no way should a liberal win, not even because of her or his specific politics, but because two liberals in a row shouldn't get the presidency. He's the coolest.

I also love how a man who's been the governor of one of the largest states, whose grandfather was a senator, whose father was president, and whose brother was president, can say with a straight face that he's not among the "pampered elite of Washington" and that he's not a "member of the club." I rather think membership in that club is determined by more than simply location. And if Jeb Bush isn't an "elite," then the word has truly lost all meaning.

Obviously, there is a lot more where all of that garbage came from, and for the busy hamster-Scrabblers among us, here is my Executive Summary: "I am definitely a Republican, and all my ideas are the worst, and also I speak Spanish. Please forget my brother exists, and vote for me!"

Bush also unveiled his campaign logo, which is obviously tremendous:

image of Jeb's presidential logo, reading 'JEB! 2016'

"Please note that Candidate Bush does not want campaign staffers to look him directly in the eye at any time. He also does not like handshakes, and prefers to be greeted with JAZZHANDS!"

I have to admit, at first I thought this logo was pretty silly, but then I realized it really works for me, since most of my commentary on Jeb Bush is one-word exclamations and expletives, anyway.

Gross! Fuck! Terrible! Shit! Dreadful! Damn! Heinous! ARGH! Contemptible! Barrrrrrrrrrrrrf!

*jazzhands*

Good luck, Jeb Bush! I hope your logo makes everyone forget your last name!

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Open Thread

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Hosted by ornithologists.

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Question of the Day

Suggested by Shaker Brenda A.: "What song lyrics did you misunderstand the first time you heard them?"

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The Monday Blogaround

This blogaround brought to you by rain, rain, and more rain.

Recommended Reading:

Jessica: [Content Note: War on agency] Roberts Court Refuses to Hear North Carolina Forced Ultrasound Case

Jenn: [CN: Appropriation; transphobia] Melissa Harris-Perry Asks If Rachel Dolezal Is Actually Black

Lisa Marie: [CN: Appropriation; racism] Transracial Lives Matter: Rachel Dolezal and the Privilege of Racial Manipulation

Ragen: [CN: Fat bias] Everyone Should Have Expected What Happened Next

Laura: [CN: Transphobia; homophobia; violence] Transgender People Are at the Center of a Brutal Crackdown on LGBT Egyptians

Teresa: Sony Promises "Girl-Centric" Ghostbusters Merchandise to Coincide with Paul Feig Reboot

Leave your links and recommendations in comments. Self-promotion welcome and encouraged!

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Quote of the Day

[Content Note: Food insecurity; poverty; classism.]

Some of us hide to shield our loved ones and some because we've watched people shift in their seats when we share something a little too real in a complaint competition over not having enough money. The more we navigate social situations that allow for hints at our near destitution, the more we seek to avoid the sideways glances and uncomfortable check arrival moments while out with friends. We can each do grocery store math at lightning speed to remain inconspicuous to other customers. We become skilled at hiding because we know how uncomfortable poor people make those around them.

No one wants to hear how you triple checked your EBT card before leaving the house or how excited you were about the $2.45 you found in a coat pocket because it meant hitting up the dollar menu during your commute between jobs. You begin to feel more and more Othered until you participate in your own isolation.

...[Polling] responses indicate that many think fewer beneficiaries equals fewer poor people — backing up the anecdotal Twitter experience on the #PovertyIs thread: 50% of Americans are sure that none of their close friends are poor; 63% of Americans think there are no poor people in their immediate or near extended family (aunts, uncles, first cousins, grandparents); a whopping 76% of Americans can't conceive that they might know someone at risk of going hungry tomorrow; and 65% of Americans don't even think they know someone who's been late on a bill.

The reason so many don't think they know anyone living at or near the poverty line also might be because their loved ones are afraid to speak up about the reality of their situation.

Cultural stigma is very real, and poverty is pathologized through intense, systemic victim-blaming.

...#PovertyIs did something I couldn't have predicted or orchestrated: It gave me my voice back.
—My friend Katie Klabusich, on the #PovertyIs hashtag she started on Twitter, and breaking the silence and stigma around poverty in a country where 49 million people live with food insecurity. Read the entirety of her terrific piece here.

[Related Reading: This Is Class Warfare; A Letter About Food and Judgment.]

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Two-Minute Nostalgia Sublime



Donna Summer: "On the Radio"

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Shaker Gourmet

Whatcha been cooking up in your kitchen lately, Shakers?

Share your favorite recipes, solicit good recipes, share recipes you've recently tried, want to try, are trying to perfect, whatever! Whether they're your own creation, or something you found elsewhere, share away.

Also welcome: Recipes you've seen recently that you'd love to try, but haven't yet!

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Daily Dose of Cute

image of Dudley the Greyhound standing on the deck looking at me with his tongue hanging out, while his loooong body stretches out behind him
What am I even supposed to do with this face?! It's TOO cute!

His face has gotten so white! When he first came to live with us, he was not yet two years old and his muzzle was black, and now he's turning seven this month and he's really starting to put the grey in greyhound. He still runs around like he's a big silly puppy, though!

As always, please feel welcome and encouraged to share pix of the fuzzy, feathered, or scaled members of your family in comments.

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In the News

Here is some stuff in the news today...

[Content Note: Racism; appropriation] Following the discovery that Rachel Dolezal, president of Spokane's chapter of the NAACP and a professor of African studies, has been misrepresenting herself as a black woman for years, a lot of information has come out about the lengths to which she went to perpetrate her fraud and how extensive that fraud really was. She counterfeited black women's lived experiences and art about black lives, and she consciously, deliberatively coerced her younger brother into giving credibility to her ruse. And, in a Facebook post in which she never apolgozies but lists all her supposed accomplishments, she has announced her resignation as president of the Spokane NAACP. Well, that's a start.

In presidential news, Jeb Bush is running for president. Officially. And I don't give a fuck. Officially.

In other presidential news, Hillary Clinton's campaign is being criticized for denying the US political editor at The Daily Mail access to the traveling press pool, and then giving contradictory reasons for it. They should have just said, "Sorry, we didn't want you here because The Daily Mail is undiluted fucktrash," and I don't think anyone would have blamed them for it.

[CN: Rape culture] Two-time presidential loser Mitt Romney reviewed Clinton's first speech on MSNBC's Morning Joe and found a remarkable way of calling her a phony: "Well, I thought the text touched the various places she needs to touch to try and keep her base intact. Somehow when you see her on a stage or when she comes into a room full of people, she's smiling with her mouth but her eyes are saying, 'Where's my latte?' It just doesn't suggest that she believes everything she's saying." If the "her mouth is saying X, but her eyes are saying Y" sounds familiar, that's because it's disgusting rape culture language, commonly quoted as "her mouth is saying no, but her eyes are saying yes." Fuck off, Mitt Romney.

Whoa. Brave guy: "A teenaged North Korean soldier walked across the world's most heavily militarized border on Monday in a bid to defect to South Korea, South Korean Defense Ministry officials said. While there are more than a thousand defections from North Korea to South Korea every year, most defectors come via China and it is rare for a North Korean to crossing the heavily mined Demilitarized Zone (DMZ). The last such crossing was in 2012. The soldier approached a remote South Korean guard post in Gangwon province's Hwacheon county, in the central area of the peninsula, at about 8 a.m. on Monday, one Defense Ministry official said. There was no exchange of fire or warning shots as the soldier clearly expressed his desire to defect, the official said. The soldier was being held in custody while officials ran checks."

[CN: Clergy abuse] Good riddance: "Ten days after prosecutors charged the Roman Catholic Archdiocese of St. Paul and Minneapolis with mishandling repeated complaints related to clergy sex abuse, the archbishop and another top bishop there resigned Monday in a rare public fall for U.S. church officials. Archbishop John Nienstedt and Auxiliary Bishop Lee Piché were not charged individually in the case and said they were stepping down to remove distractions from the archdiocese as it faces a crisis." I guess "to remove distractions" is what you say when your employer prohibits you from having a family to spend more time with.

[CN: Guns] Goddammit: "Ignoring opposition from university leaders throughout the state, Texas Gov. Greg Abbott (R) visited a gun range on Saturday, where he signed legislation permitting concealed firearms to be carried at public colleges and universities in Texas. Although the new law does give these schools some power to set rules regarding guns on campus, the new law specifically prohibits university presidents from 'establish[ing] provisions that generally prohibit or have the effect of generally prohibiting license holders from carrying concealed handguns on the campus of the institution.'" Yeah. Everyone will be safer now. (Nope.)

[CN: Guns; death; misogynist terrorism; disablist language at link] In totally unrelated news (ahem), Alex Kozak, a 20-year-old Iowa man who is an open-carry advocate, has been arrested for shooting and killing a female coworker after she filed sexual harassment complaints against him. My sincerest condolences to Andrea Farrington's family, friends, and colleagues.

Guess what? It turns out that David Brooks is not a very good journalist. Huh.

Welp, here is just a picture of a raccoon hitching a very temporary ride on an alligator's back! (Because he jumped off, not because he got eaten!)

And finally: Reasons to adopt a greyhound. OBVIOUSLY.

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Film Corner: Spy

[Content Note: Spoilers for the new film Spy. Discussion of fat hatred, violence, and sexual harassment.]

image of Melissa McCarthy looking angry in Spy

I finally saw Spy this weekend! Yayayayay! And I loved (almost all of) it.

Let me first acknowledge, with a nod to How to Be a Fan of Problematic Things, the problematic elements of Spy. There are threats of sexual violence. McCarthy's stunt double is noticeably and distractingly not her, which of course is a problem when you make no movies starring fat women: No need for fat stunt women. Although there are some actors of color in key supporting roles (50 Cent, Nargis Fakhri, and possibly Morena Baccarin and Bobby Cannavale—though I'm not entirely sure if Baccarin and Cannavale's Brazilian and Cuban heritages, respectively, are white Latin@ or non-white Latin@), the lead cast is very white. And there are scenes of sexual harassment/assault that are played for laughs (although, I'll come back to that).

Let me now explain what I loved about it.

I am 41 years old, and this was the first mainstream movie I've ever seen with a single lead (as opposed to, say, The Heat or Tammy, in which Melissa McCarthy shared the leads with Sandra Bullock and Susan Sarandon) who looks and moves like me.

I kind of can't even begin to describe what that feels like.

I laughed through the whole movie, and then afterwards I cried—absolutely overwhelmed with emotion. Melissa McCarthy is hilarious and super talented and just so fucking visible. And I don't know how the fuck Paul Feig KNOWS A FAT GIRL'S LIFE EXACTLY, but omg. I just want to give them both the biggest hugs of all the hugs (or the demonstrative grateful gesture of their choice) and thank them for this movie.

(Now here come the spoilers, so many spoilers, all the spoilers, really just a lot of spoilers! Consider yourself warned!)

A key part of the premise of the film is a fat woman's cultural invisibility becoming her biggest asset, which is so brilliant. McCarthy is Susan Cooper, a CIA agent who's never been in the field, and, when all the other agents' identities are exposed, she has to go into the field, leveraging her practical and cultural anonymity.

She's an incredible analyst, amazing at her job—which is part of why she's been sidelined. Agent Bradley Fine (Jude Law), on whom she has a colossal crush, has spent years talking her into staying "in the basement," feeding him info via an earpiece, and saving his hide over and over again. And he exploits this crush in a way that will feel heartbreakingly familiar to lots of fat girls and women (myself included): He pretends not to know that McCarthy's character emotionally lives and dies for him, while using it against her to his own advantage.

I've seen this dynamic play out countless times in the lives of some of my fat female friends: Spending enormous amounts of their time and energy on a good-looking man, who pretends that it's because they're "great friends," while giving nothing even approximating friendship in return. She gives and gives, longingly and foolishly hoping that he will eventually return her affections, and convincing herself it's partly her fault he doesn't return them, because she's never been brave enough to tell him. While he pretends he doesn't know, because to acknowledge it would mean addressing how comprehensively shitty and abusive his behavior is, and saying out loud that it's never going to happen, because his interest extends only as far as he can manipulate and use her.

It's sort of like if NiceGuy®s had no self-esteem and zero expectations and internalized all their frustrations, hating themselves instead of women.

Melissa McCarthy and Jude Law play out this toxic dynamic beautifully and terribly, including a tremendously funny and absolutely gutting scene in which Fine takes Cooper to dinner and gives her jewelry, only for Cooper to open the box and find a children's cupcake necklace. "Because," explains Fine cheerfully, "you like cake!"

Over vehement protestations from Agent Rick Ford (Jason Statham), who demeans Cooper as a "lunch lady," Cooper is sent into the field by CIA deputy director Elaine Crocker (Allison Janney), who is appropriately contemptuous when she finds out Fine has been keeping Cooper in the basement with cynical and self-serving flattery. Cooper's bestie, Nancy B. Artingstall (Miranda Hart) will be in her ear, the way Cooper was always in Fine's, helping her along on her mission to locate Rayna Boyanov (Rose Byrne), who's taken possession of a nuclear bomb.

The plot from there is a pretty standard and highly engaging spy story, with lots of humor thrown in. And, as with other McCarthy films, if you're laughing at her, because you think she won't be as physically competent as any other agent, she's definitely going to have the last laugh.

Susan Cooper is a skilled fighter, and she's got moves. (And she's also human enough to be afraid sometimes.)

Of course, I wouldn't blame anyone who learned all they know about fat bodies from Hollywood movies, since usually all fatties' bodies are capable of doing in films is consuming food, falling on our asses, and being punching bags (either literally or figuratively or both). But lots of fat bodies are strong, and fast, and tough. And it is amazing to see that thoroughly communicated in this film.

There's also plenty of searing insight about how fat women are viewed. When Cooper gets her spy kit, it's full of weapons and defense items disguised as ass wipes and fungal cream. When she gets her secret identities, they are dowdy moms and cat ladies, because the people who devise the alter egos can see nothing else when they look at her.

Tellingly (and with lots of meaning for fat women), Cooper gives herself the sexy spy makeover. And not only does she look HOT. AS. SHIT., but her confidence increases. She's so over being told by her colleagues that she's a lunch lady and seen as nothing but a frump-monster and expected to blend in by being totally invisible. She's so over being in the basement.

And she had to make that decision for herself, because no one was ever going to give it to her.

One of the things that I've seen criticized about the film is the sexual harassment and assault Cooper sustains at the hands of a fellow agent, who can't won't keep his hands off of her. And while I never like seeing that in films, it is a reality that many women face in dealing with male colleagues, and it doesn't only happen to thin women. I have a weird appreciation for seeing that part of my reality being represented in this film, too, even though I didn't enjoy it.

As always, Feig writes great friendships among women into his films, and Melissa McCarthy and Miranda Hart are great together. I was beyond happy when, in a moment when McCarthy needs saving, it is Hart who saves her, and not one of her male colleagues.

Rose Byrne is also just terrific as McCarthy's adversary. She delivers her neverending stream of insults with such panache; I could not stop laughing at her expressions. (And note how many ways Feig found for Boyanov to insult Cooper that had nothing to do with her size!) And, in the end, the two women share what are almost affectionate "fuck yous," a compliment to one another on a fight well fought. Perfect.

And, okay, I can't get through this without mentioning Jason Statham, who was so funny I couldn't even deal with him. I nearly fell off my chair when he slipped in "took up piano at an advanced age" in a list of all the hardcore shit he's done.

There were a lot of laugh-out-loud lines for me in the film, but I think my favorite was in the middle of one of Statham's brag-rants, when McCarthy shouted at him: "I can see your gun—unless you're SO EXTREME you've got a second dick on your hip!" OMG.

Throughout the film, I kept thinking, "All of his braggadocio...it's to impress her. I KNOW IT." So I was shipping them hard by the end of the film, and, well, I'll just leave it there.

*wink*

Finally: My thanks to Shaker car who recommended staying right through the entirety of the credits for that last little treasure. Thank you! Great advice.

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Clinton Delivers First 2016 Campaign Speech

As promised, Hillary Clinton officially launched her active campaigning over the weekend by giving an address in New York. The speech was promoted as one in which she would lay out "her vision for the campaign and her view of the country," and I think she did exactly that. In short: Her view of the country is that the wealthiest among us are exploiting and disenfranchising the rest of us and that we need fundamental change to establish an inclusive and diverse society in which everyone has an opportunity to thrive.


[A full transcript is below the fold.]

So, there was a lot I really loved about this, and some I really didn't like. Predictably, the stuff I didn't like is around government working with business to find solutions (when I hear that, I hear "privatization," and let me tell you how much that isn't working in Indiana, if you have a few hours) and the typical foreign policy rhetoric of aggression and US exceptionalism.

What I did like: That Clinton didn't include a reflexive, meaningless promise to "strengthen the middle class" without also mentioning that there are people who aren't in the middle class and might like to be there and need help getting there.

That she took an intersectional view of the gendered pay gap.

That she said talent is universal but opportunity is not.

That she mentioned mass incarceration.

That "women, immigrants, and gays" were not all lumped together in a single mention as part of the "special interests portion of this speech," like we have seen from so many Democratic candidates before, but that she mentioned people of color, the LGBTQ community, immigrants, people with disabilities, and women (not mutually exclusive groups) multiple times in meaningful ways.

That she said: "They shame and blame women, rather than respect our right to make our own reproductive health decisions!" Our.

That she made jokes about herself, and made reference to the sustained personal attacks she's weathered over her long career, and that she said she has and will make mistakes.

I have mixed feelings about that last one. Part of me is all: Of course it's the female candidate who feels obliged to note she isn't perfect. And part of me is all: Fucking hell, I really like hearing a presidential candidate say flat-out that they don't know everything and don't have all the answers.

Finally: How much did Clinton sound like President Obama when she said "a village"? LOL cute!

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Democrats Revolt on Trade Legislation

[Content Note: Worker exploitation.]

Well, it turns out that Congressional Democrats and Republicans can find a way to work together on one common cause—defeating President Obama's trade deal. (At least for now.) Granted, they had very different motivations: Republicans just want to destroy every single thing Obama ever tries to do, and Democrats are actually not convinced that the trade deals being pursued by the President are good for US workers (nor for foreign workers, either), and no amount of his petitioning for their support can erase the taste of NAFTA from their mouths, nor drown the echoes of labor from their ears.

House Democrats may have cast the fatal votes that killed President Obama's trade agenda on Friday morning, but the party responsible for its demise was a coalition whose numbers have diminished for decades and whose political clout has been questioned: the American labor movement.

The Obama administration believed it had the votes necessary to pass the most-contentious piece of its trade legislation—Trade Promotion Authority—that would allow the president to finalize agreements with Pacific Rim nations and the European Union. But the labor movement was not prepared to give up. Instead, it caught the administration off guard by launching a surprise attack on legislation known as Trade Adjustment Assistance, a program designed to help workers displaced by trade and one which Democrats—and organized labor—have overwhelmingly supported in the past. Just 40 House Democrats—less than one-quarter of the caucus—voted for the bill, which fell in a landslide, 302-126. By defeating the aid measure, the labor movement rendered the administration's careful work rounding up votes for Trade Promotion Authority largely irrelevant.

As the margin of the defeat became clear, some Democrats scrambled to change their votes to 'No,' a measure of just how unpopular the measure had become. Republicans moved quickly to hold a vote on Trade Promotion Authority, but even though the bill received a majority of votes, it will not go to the president's desk because it does not match the Senate-passed package. GOP leaders could try to bring the assistance bill back for another vote next week, and the White House tried to downplay Friday's loss as a momentary stumble. Press Secretary Josh Earnest referred to it as a "procedural snafu"—the same phrase he used to describe the trade package's initial failure in the Senate earlier this spring. "It's deja vu all over again," Earnest said. Yet while the Senate had first fallen short by only a few votes, Obama would have to flip dozens of House Democrats to get it passed.
An a rally at Drake University in Des Moines, Iowa, on Friday, Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders celebrated the defeat, saying: "Our trade policies over the last 40 years...have been a disaster. TPP is a continuation of these disastrous trade policies. Today, the good side won."

I get no joy seeing President Obama get defeated, but I just don't support this trade deal at all, for many of the reasons outlined here and then some. I happen to have strong disagreement with the President here, and I'm glad that the Democrats in Congress didn't simply hand it to him.

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Hosted by otters.

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The Virtual Pub Is Open

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[Explanations: lol your fat. pathetic anger bread. hey your gay.]

TFIF, Shakers!

Belly up to the bar,
and name your poison!

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Stunning, in Every Sense of the Word

[Content Note: Shark.]

Mauricio Hoyos Padilla, director-general of Pelagios-Kakunjá, a non-profit organization dedicated to the study of migratory marine species in the Mexican Pacific, posted the below video to his Facebook page earlier this week. Filmed in the waters off Mexico's Guadalupe Island about 250 miles south of San Diego, the video shows Mauricio in a shark cage being circled by a female Great White shark, which he describes as "the biggest white shark ever seen in front of the cages in Guadalupe Island."

Deep Blue, as she's called, is estimated to be around 50 years old and more than 20 feet long, and she is an absolute beauty.


Video Description: A male diver in a shark cage is seen underwater; beside him is an enormous Great White shark, who opens her massive mouth to investigate the cage. As she swims by, the diver reaches out and high-fives her fin. She is just colossal, and he looks tiny beside her. She slowly circles around the cage, drifting lazily, not the least bit aggressive. The diver watches her. She swims gracefully around and then away, beginning to disappear into the murky water.

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The Friday Blogaround

This blogaround brought to you by tasty sandwiches.

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