On Hillary Clinton's Email Compliance

So, there was a big story in the New York Times yesterday reporting how Hillary Clinton "exclusively used a personal email account to conduct government business as secretary of state, State Department officials said, and may have violated federal requirements that officials' correspondence be retained as part of the agency's record."

Mrs. Clinton did not have a government email address during her four-year tenure at the State Department. Her aides took no actions to have her personal emails preserved on department servers at the time, as required by the Federal Records Act.

It was only two months ago, in response to a new State Department effort to comply with federal record-keeping practices, that Mrs. Clinton's advisers reviewed tens of thousands of pages of her personal emails and decided which ones to turn over to the State Department. All told, 55,000 pages of emails were given to the department. Mrs. Clinton stepped down from the secretary's post in early 2013.

...A spokesman for Mrs. Clinton, Nick Merrill, defended her use of the personal email account and said she has been complying with the "letter and spirit of the rules."

Under federal law, however, letters and emails written and received by federal officials, such as the secretary of state, are considered government records and are supposed to be retained so that congressional committees, historians and members of the news media can find them.
This is a very big deal. It is indeed a violation of the Federal Records Act, and there is simply no justification for such a violation.

In 2007, Joseph Hughes and I collaborated on a piece detailing a similar violation of the Federal Records Act by multiple members of the Bush administration. At the time, not only did very few people care about this violation, and precious few reporters covered it at all, but I found myself having to explain over and over why this was a violation that mattered; why we need to care that public officials use private email for official communications.

So it will certainly be interesting to watch how this story unfolds, in terms of the amount of coverage it gets and the level of criticism Clinton receives as a result, compared to the administration-wide practice by the Bush administration.

To be abundantly clear: I'm not arguing that Clinton should not face scrutiny as a result of this disclosure. To the contrary, I believe the Bush administration should have received a great deal more scrutiny than it did.

And because I so keenly remember the yawning indifference, of the media and of average USians, to the Bush administration email scandal, I will note that, if this turns into a massive story for Clinton, a potentially presidential-derailing story, it is not because people give a shit about compliance with the Federal Records Act, unless people have suddenly developed an inexplicable fondness for it in the intervening eight years.

What I know for sure is that conservatives will be all over this. And they will have a point. And I honestly cannot fathom why Hillary Clinton would have given them such a huge gift by failing to comply with federal law.

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Today in LOLOLOLOL WHUT

[Content Note: Misogyny.]

Whooooooooooooooooooooooooooops:

Yahoo CEO Marissa Mayer tries to stay far away from the gender-based stereotypes plaguing the tech industry.

"I never play the gender card…The moment you play into that, it's an issue," Mayer told Medium for an article centered on Yahoo's two-decade legacy and Mayer's hand in turning the company around. "In technology we live at a rare, fast-moving pace. There are probably industries where gender is more of an issue, but our industry is not one where I think that's relevant."
Okay, player.

There are all kinds of studies and surveys and reports that utterly contradict what Mayer is saying, that gender is, in fact, "an issue" in the tech industry—especially viewed through an intersectional lens that reveals the lack of equitable opportunities for women of color and women with disabilities.

But we don't even need "evidence" to know this is true. We need only listen to the women within the tech industry whose reported lived experiences tell an entirely different story than the story being peddled by a privileged woman who clearly views herself as an Exceptional Woman who doesn't need to "play the gender card."

Not like those other "victims."

And, not for nothing, but sexism doesn't become "an issue" the moment women play the gender card call out sexism in the tech industry, or any industry; it's an issue the moment people engage in the misogyny or sexual harassment that necessitates the need to call it out.

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Open Thread

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Hosted by a panda bear.

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Open Thread + Programming Note

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Hosted by penguins.

I've been up all night with some kind of stomach distress, and I am totally shattered, so I'm taking today off. I'll see you tomorrow.

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The Virtual Pub Is Open

image of a pub Photoshopped to be named 'The Shakesville Arms'
[Explanations: lol your fat. pathetic anger bread. hey your gay.]

TFIF, Shakers!

Belly up to the bar,
and name your poison!

I have to wrap up early this afternoon, because I'm helping out a friend with something. Hope everyone has a great weekend, and I'll see you Monday!

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The Friday Blogaround

This blogaround brought to you by icicles.

Recommended Reading:

Brittney: [Content Note: White Supremacy; misogynoir] Black America's Hidden Tax: Why This Feminist of Color Is Going on Strike

Ragen: [CN: Fat hatred; diet talk] Diet Ad Bingo

David: [CN: Rape culture] Revenge Porn Boss Wants Google to Remove His "Identity Related" Info

Monica: [CN: Transphobia; violence] Black Trans History Is Inspirational

Jim: [CN: Homophobia; Christian Supremacy] South Carolina Christian College Bans Homosexuality After Two Athletes Courageously Come Out

Diamond: Ferguson Organizers Receive Human Rights Award

Laura: The Makeup Artist Who Turns Faces into Superhero Drawings

Leave your links and recommendations in comments. Self-promotion welcome and encouraged!

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Daily Dose of Cute

image of Zelda the Black and Tan Mutt sitting on the ottoman, looking at me
Zelda, patiently waiting to see what we'll be doing next.

As always, please feel welcome and encouraged to share pix of the fuzzy, feathered, or scaled members of your family in comments.

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Two-Minute Nostalgia Sublime



David Bowie: "Heroes"
Live in Berlin, 2002.
Plus some chit-chat at the beginning.

You know, watching this video, and his HAPPY JOYFUL FACE at the end, as he holds out the mic to the audience, singing along to this song he must have performed literally thousands of times, I feel like David Bowie just totally knows the secret to doing life LIKE A BOSS.

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In the News

Here is some stuff in the news today...

RIP Leonard Nimoy. Sob. His final tweet: "A life is like a garden. Perfect moments can be had, but not preserved, except in memory. LLAP." Sobbbbbbbbbbbb.

[Content Note: Guns; death; self-harm] Last night, at least eight people, including the shooter, were killed at multiple crime scenes in rural Missouri. Details about what appears to be a shooting spree are sparse at the moment, but police have promised to provide more information today. What we know at this point: "Police say that a juvenile girl called the police at approximately 10:15 p.m Central on Thursday to report a 'disturbance' at the home. When she heard gunshots, she immediately fled to a neighbor's house. Police found two bodies at the home. Later, five other bodies were found at three other residences in Tyrone." The shooter is thought to be a 36-year-old man.

Aliza Worthington on "The Incredible Oscar Moment Almost Everyone Missed." Just go read the whole thing.

[CN: Religious intolerance] Shaker KatherineSpins sent this chart/article on the state of religious freedom around the world along with the note (which I'm sharing with her permission): "It's interesting and I'm spending time staring at it. I am all for freedom of religion, with the important detail that it needs to include freedom FROM religion—and I'm not sure where that fits into this particular chart. It's not the same thing as hating someone for their religion, and I think the two may be elided in this analysis."

Madrid's Prado museum is working with Estudios Durero, a Basque design company specializing in the fine arts, "to create elaborate 3-D replicas of key works" of art for their new "Touching the Prado" exhibit. Instead of relying on standard 3-D printing, Estudios Durero "have developed a technique that they call 'Didú,' which allows them to produce works that are both rich in texture and color. 'You have to remember that not everyone who is registered blind can see nothing at all,' said Cristina Velasco, the head designer at Estudios Durero. 'Many have some at least a little vision. For this reason, we knew we had to replicate the original colors as closely as possible. This ruled normal 3-D printing out as even the most advanced 3-D printer still cannot come anywhere near reproducing the colors and shades of a masterpiece.' While keen to keep the exact details of their process a secret, Velasco explained that it involves taking a high resolution image of a painting and then working with the blind and partially sighted members of the team to identify which details need to be emphasized to provide reference points for a blind person's hands. For instance, the eyes of a painted figure always need to be made concave rather than convex to provide a universal reference point for blind viewers."

[CN: War on agency] This is really terrific news: "Four Oregon lawmakers Thursday introduced the Comprehensive Women's Health Bill, intended to ensure access to affordable, full-spectrum reproductive health care for every woman and transgender man in the state. The bill, if passed, would make Oregon the first state in the nation to ensure every state resident is covered for every type of reproductive health care, including abortion, under all forms of insurance. Backed by a handful of local groups, the bill is part of a larger progressive legislative effort announced Thursday that will also tackle sexual assault and domestic violence issues."

Oh great: "The Supreme Court's About to Hear a Case That Could Make Partisan Gerrymandering Even Worse." The best thing about that outcome is how partisan gerrymandering could make the Supreme Court even worse.

I love this so hard: Bolivian old ladies' handball league to stay fit and socially active. "Before each match, the [women, some of them great-grandmothers] warm up while singing songs from their childhood and the match itself incorporates native Andean music."

Cool: "The Photography at CERN Is Helping Solve the Mysteries of the Universe," and, in turn, "some really interesting questions are raised about the nature of photography."

And finally! Here is a beautiful tale of Rolo the rescue dog who found his forever home with a human who understands him. Having rescued two dogs with "behavior problems" who became dogs that everyone loves to pieces, this one hit me right where I live. ♥

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Llamas: The Musical

If you weren't on the internet talking about the color of a dress yesterday, you might have been talking about two escaped llamas [note: video may autoplay at link]. Once the llamas, who were eventually safely captured, were on the loose, all llama hell broke out on Twitter, with a million amazing puns, jokes, hilarious but also amazingly clever racial insights (after the black llama was caught before the white one), and, of course, #LlamaFlicks.

screen cap of tweet authored by me reading: 'Y Tu Llamá También. #LlamaFlicks'

In case you missed all the fun, here is the only video of the chase you need, care of Fox 10 Phoenix:


Video Description: Sped-up news footage from above of the llamas on the llam, dodging people and traffic and all attempts to catch them, and always staying together, until the black llama is eventually captured. The white llama lasts a while longer, but is finally lassoed. All set to Rossini's "The William Tell Overture."

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This F#@king Guy

[Content Note: Climate change.]

If you're not familiar with Jim Inhofe, here are two things you need to know about him:

1. In 2012, he published a book titled The Greatest Hoax: How the Global Warming Conspiracy Threatens Your Future, in which he laid out his genius theory about global climate change: Because "God's still up there," the "arrogance of people to think that we, human beings, would be able to change what He is doing in the climate is to me outrageous."

2. He is a Republican Senator from the state of Oklahoma, and he is the chair of the Senate Environment and Public Works Committee.

Just perfect decision-making from the Republican Party, as always: Appoint a guy who believes global climate change is a hoax to lead the Senate Committee on the environment.

Yesterday, during a debate on the Senate floor, Inhofe "opened by showing pictures of an igloo his daughter's family built during a snowstorm five years ago, when he said 'the hysteria on global warming' began. Then Inhofe reached into a bag he had brought with him and pulled out a robust snowball."

Video Transcript beginning at 0:08, after C-SPAN intro:

Inhofe, an older thin white man, stands on the Senate floor, with a giant picture of an "igloo" sitting on an easel behind him and a snowball sitting in a plastic bag in front of him.

He says, as he reaches into the plastic bag: "—of national attention, in case we have forgotten, because we keep hearing that 2014 has been the warmest year on record." He pulls out the snowball and holds it up in his hand. "I ask the chair: You know what this is? It's a snowball. And that, just, from outside here. So it's very, very cold out. Very unseasonable. So, here, Mr. President—catch this!" He tosses the snowball (which was caught by a Senate page, offscreen). "Mm-hmm!"
So, basically, the Republican chair of the environment committee just threw a snowball "to the president" to prove that global climate change is a hoax, because he has all the scientific sophistication of your conservative uncle who posts shit on Facebook like, "If global warming is real, then why is it so cold outside?!"

There ain't enough heaving sigh in the world for this fucking guy.

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Blue and Black? Or Gold and White?

image of a striped dress hanging on a rack

When you look at this picture, do you see a blue and black dress, or a gold and white dress? Or maybe something sort of in-between, like light blue and orange?

In case you didn't celebrate your net neutrality last night by joining in with the entire internet to weigh in on the color of this dress, let me fill you in: Some people look at the above picture and see a blue dress with black stripes, and some people look at the above picture and see a white dress with gold stripes. And people are very convinced that they are right!

(The dress is actually blue and black.)

One might be inclined to suggest that what someone sees depends on the light and color settings of the posted photo, except here's the thing: If you've done this experiment with other people in the room with you, or with people looking at the exact same photo on social media, different people will look at the same photo and see different things!

In fact, even looking at the same version on the same site at different times can yield different results. Last night, I looked at the same image at different times, and I would see blue and black one time, and gold and white another.

It seemed to me that what colors I saw depended on at what I'd been looking just before, and in what light. And that makes sense, based on Wired's explainer of the science:
The fact that a single image could polarize the entire Internet into two aggressive camps is, let's face it, just another Thursday. But for the past half-day, people across social media have been arguing about whether a picture depicts a perfectly nice bodycon dress as blue with black lace fringe or white with gold lace fringe. And neither side will budge. This fight is about more than just social media—it's about primal biology and the way human eyes and brains have evolved to see color in a sunlit world.

Light enters the eye through the lens—different wavelengths corresponding to different colors. The light hits the retina in the back of the eye where pigments fire up neural connections to the visual cortex, the part of the brain that processes those signals into an image. Critically, though, that first burst of light is made of whatever wavelengths are illuminating the world, reflecting off whatever you're looking at. Without you having to worry about it, your brain figures out what color light is bouncing off the thing your eyes are looking at, and essentially subtracts that color from the "real" color of the object. "Our visual system is supposed to throw away information about the illuminant and extract information about the actual reflectance," says Jay Neitz, a neuroscientist at the University of Washington. "But I've studied individual differences in color vision for 30 years, and this is one of the biggest individual differences I've ever seen." (Neitz sees white-and-gold.)
Right now, looking at the image of the top of the page, I see dark blue and black. What do you see?

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Open Thread

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Hosted by a rainbow over the Copper River.

This week's Open Threads have been brought to you by rainbows over rivers.

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Question of the Day

Suggested by Shaker themiddlevoice: "What music are you currently listening to that you think is just awesome?"

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Shaker Gourmet

Share your favorite recipes, solicit good recipes, share recipes you've recently tried, want to try, are trying to perfect, whatever! Whether they're your own creation, or something you found elsewhere, share away.

Also welcome: Recipes you've seen recently that you'd love to try, but haven't yet!

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Not Bad Fortune. Bad Choices.

[Content Note: Rape culture.]

Last month, I wrote about the processing of sometimes decades-old rape kits in Detroit, and how the dangerous indifference to processing them let at least 100 serial rapists continue to victimize people without consequence.

Now, a similar finding comes out of Houston, where evidence from 6,663 previously untested rape kits has "produced 850 hits in the FBI's national DNA database" and resulted in 29 people being charged so far.

Of those charged, six are alleged to have committed other rapes while their DNA went untested, the Houston Chronicle reports. "It did happen unfortunately," District Attorney Devon Anderson said. "We are eagerly looking forward to prosecuting those rapists, those repeat rapists."
"It did happen unfortunately." Unfortunately. That rapists who could have been identified if only the rape kits done on survivors—who did what we're told we're supposed to do; who reported and subjected themselves to invasive investigative procedures in a very dark moment—had been processed has fuck-all to do with "bad fortune" and everything to do with bad choices.

The bad choices of politicians who don't support proper funding; the bad choices of law enforcement departments who don't urgently request the necessary funding; the bad choices of a criminal justice system that doesn't prioritize victims; the bad choices of the entire rape culture and everyone who upholds it; the bad choices of rapists.

[H/T to my friend Jordan.]

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LOLOLOLOLOL Carly Fiorina

Right now, all the occupants of the Republican Clown Car 2016 are making their cases at the Conservative Political Action Conference 2015. CPAC is a yearly conference that yields all kinds of gems from conservatives, and today's gem comes to us care of Republican presidential hopeful Carly Fiorina, whose entire repertoire seems to be shouting at Hillary Clinton about how she's flown on lots of airplanes, too, but has "actually accomplished something."

"Like Mrs. Clinton, I too have traveled" the globe, Fiorina said of the former secretary of State. "Unlike Mrs. Clinton, I know that flying is an activity, not an accomplishment."

...Fiorina pleased the crowd by declaring every foreign policy move by the Obama administration and its former secretary of State had weakened America's standing around the world.

"Mrs. Clinton, please name an accomplishment," she said.
image of Hillary Clinton text messaging, to which I've added text reading: 'Not running HP into the ground J/K! How many free texts ur plan got?'

Listen, I do not think Hillary Clinton is above criticism, despite the fact that I was TOTES IN THE BAG 4 CLINTON (when I wasn't busily being TOTES IN THE BAG 4 OBAMA), but I don't care how much anyone dislikes Hillary Clinton: Surely we can all agree that the suggestion she has accomplished nothing, during her tenure at State or anywhere else, is patently absurd.

But, by all means, double-, triple-, and quadruple down on this strategy, Republicans. I'm sure calling her an incompetent no-account will go over great with voters in a nation that consistently cites Hillary Clinton as one of the most respected women in the world.

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Daily Dose of Cute

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Dudley and his impossibly long tail.

If you're thinking: Um, don't greyhounds usually have shorter, thinner, curled tails? You are correct! They do! But no one sent the memo to Dudley's genetics. Which means he's always a shoo-in for "longest tail" at the greyhound picnic games.

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As always, please feel welcome and encouraged to share pix of the fuzzy, feathered, or scaled members of your family in comments.

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Quote of the Day

"No one—whether government or corporate—should control free open access to the Internet."—Federal Communications Commission Chair Tom Wheeler today, after the FCC "approved the policy known as net neutrality by a 3-2 vote."

The policy helps to decide an essential question about how the Internet works, requiring service providers to be a neutral gateway instead of handling different types of Internet traffic in different ways — and at different costs.

..."The landmark open Internet protections that we adopted today," Wheeler says, should reassure consumers, businesses and investors.

Speaking at a news conference after the vote, Wheeler says the new policy will "ban blocking, ban throttling, and ban paid-prioritization fast lanes," adding that "for the first time, open Internet rules will be fully applicable to mobile."
"Today is a red-letter day," said Wheeler. YAYAYAYAYAYAYAY!!! *throws confetti*

image of Tom Wheeler, an older white man, holding hands with FCC Commissioners Mignon Clyburn, a black woman, and Jessica Rosenworcel, a white woman
At the start of a meeting today to decide the issue of net neutrality, FCC Chair Tom Wheeler,
center, holds hands with FCC Commissioners Mignon Clyburn, left, and Jessica Rosenworcel
at FCC headquarters.
[Mark Wilson/Getty Images]

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Two-Minute Nostalgia Sublime

[Content Note: There is a strobe-light effect in this video.]



Tina Turner: "Simply the Best"

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