Marriage in Alabama and Aggrieved Dinosaurs

[Content Note: Homophobia; Christian Supremacy.]

Last month, US District Judge Callie V.S. "Ginny" Granade ruled unconstitutional Alabama's ban on same-sex marriage and recognition of same-sex marriages entered in other states. At the time, she issued a stay, which put her ruling on hold until today. Because there was not a successful challenge to her ruling, same-sex couples in Alabama were all set to begin getting married today.

Enter our old pal Judge Roy Moore, who who was removed from office in 2003 after refusing to remove a Ten Commandments Monument from the Alabama Judicial Building but is now Alabama's Chief Justice, because of course he is. Yesterday, Moore ordered "all probate judges and employees in Alabama to follow existing state law and not issue marriage licenses to same-sex couples or recognize same-sex marriages."

In his order issued Sunday night, Moore wrote that if any probate judge defies the order, Governor Robert Bentley would have the responsibility of ensuring that state law is "faithfully executed."

He has also said that the judges are not bound by the orders issued in that case, Searcy v. Strange. Instead, he said, probate judges fall under the direct supervision and authority of the chief justice.

He contends that the district court that issued a ruling striking down the state's same-sex marriage ban has not issued an order directed to probate judges, who are not bound by the opinions of that court.

...An attorney for plaintiffs Cari Searcy and Kim McKeand, the couple at the center of the ruling ending the ban, called Moore's order a "George Wallace move," adding that he cannot think of a more direct act of defiance off the federal government since the former governor's famous stand in the schoolhouse door.

"I think it's absolutely stunning that our state's highest jurists would just advocate for ignoring a federal court order. Judge Granade's order is law of the land. It's not up for debate," attorney David Kennedy said. "It's alarming."
Moore does not have the authority to direct his state to ignore federal law. This is a desperate, last-minute effort to deny people equality, in the most cynical and absurd way. But it's just kicking the can of equality down the road: He's simply delaying the inevitable by causing chaos. What an asshole.
"This is a pathetic, last-ditch attempt at judicial fiat by an Alabama Supreme Court justice—a man who should respect the rule of law rather than advance his personal beliefs," said Human Rights Campaign Legal Director Sarah Warbelow.
Yep.

As for what's going to happen in Alabama today, well, that literally depends on who you ask: "It's unclear whether probate judges will follow Moore's order. AL.com reported that judges have differed in whether they intend to issue marriage licenses to all couples, deny licenses to gay couples, or deny licenses to all couples."

This will be resolved, and it will be resolved in equality's favor. It's just a matter of when.

In the meantime, people who have been waiting their entire lives for equal recognition are being forced to wait, for longer, because of one man whose Christian Dominionism trumps even the most basic judicial ethics.

And this is a good reminder of why we need a federal law like yesterday to ensure marriage equality nationally. We await the Supreme Court's imminent decision, and hope it's the right one.

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Grammys Open Thread

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Did you watch the Grammys last night? I did not, because my feelings about the Grammys can be summed up by the expression on Prince's face at the Grammys last night! But here is a thread to talk about the Grammys, if you watched them! MUSIC!

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Open Thread

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Hosted by a mandarin dragonet.

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The Virtual Pub Is Open

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[Explanations: lol your fat. pathetic anger bread. hey your gay.]

TFIF, Shakers!

Belly up to the bar,
and name your poison!

As noted in this morning's Open Thread, instead of doing daily Open Threads over the weekends, I'm going to start just leaving the Virtual Pub at the top of the page over the weekend. That way, conversations can continue in a single thread. If y'all don't like it, if it's not working for any reason, let me know, and we can go back to Saturday & Sunday OTs. *wink!*

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Quote of the Day

"Hillary has my endorsement for all of her life and mine. She can have my Lasso of Truth, formed from Aphrodite's girdle and forced whomever was bound with it to obey the commands of whomever held the other end."Lynda Carter, who will always be THE unrivaled Wonder Woman to many of us.

[H/T to Shakesville Contributor Aphra_Behn.]

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The Friday Blogaround

This blogaround brought to you by sprinkles.

Recommended Reading:

Aja: [Content Note: Racism; gender essentialism] Rosie O'Donnell Lashes Out at Feminists over 'The Vagina Monologues'

Summer: [CN: Racism] On the Very Real Possibility of a Super Bowl Conspiracy

Anne: [CN: Disablism; anti-vaxxing] Vaccines Don't Cause Autism, But That's Not the Point. Stop Being Ableist.

Ragen: [CN: Fat hatred] Some Big Fat Inspiration

Trudy: [CN: Victim-blaming; emotional policing; misogynoir] When Saying "Be Positive!" Is Just Victim Blaming

Prison Culture: [CN: Carcerality] Talking to Kids About Incarceration

Angry Asian Man: [video] Chinese People Try Panda Express for the First Time

Leave your links and recommendations in comments. Self-promotion welcome and encouraged!

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Daily Dose of Cute

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Zelda is the sweetest. Just the absolute sweetest.

As always, please feel welcome and encouraged to share pix of the fuzzy, feathered, or scaled members of your family in comments.

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Today in Rape Culture

[Content Note: Rape culture; serial rape; child sex abuse; victim-blaming and other rape apologia; descriptions of assaults at link.]

Dino Maglio, a 35-year-old Italian man, will stand trial next month on rape charges. Since his 16-year-old victim reported the assault, a number of other women have come forward to report being assaulted by Maglio, and those cases are under investigation.

Maglio has admitted that he drugged his 16-year-old victim, though he insists that the sex was consensual. Which cannot possibly be the case, since she was incapacitated and a minor.

He is a police officer, currently on suspension, and he is a rapist and a liar.

[Maglio] used the host-a-traveller website Couchsurfing.com to lure young women to his home where he allegedly drugged and sexually assaulted them, according to people familiar with the case and the alleged victims.

[He is] accused of raping an Australian woman, who was 16 at the time of the alleged attack and was travelling with her mother and sister. According to prosecutors, he has admitted to drugging her with a tranquilliser and having intercourse even though he knew she was a minor.

The case has led to a succession of further claims from women who say they were assaulted by Maglio after using the popular website to arrange to stay with him. Three more cases are being investigated by the chief prosecutor in the case, who has also received statements from six other women saying they were abused.

...The testimonies collected by IRPI reveal a chilling tale of a man who seemed like a fun, fast-living host, but apparently turned out to be something else altogether.

Some say the more time they spent with him, the more they felt worried about Maglio's behaviour, including his constant compliments and insistence that they drink with him while they were out together. However, they also felt there was safety in numbers, since none were travelling alone.

...In the case of the alleged rape of the Australian visitor, prosecutors say Maglio has admitted spiking a drink with a sedative and having intercourse. Asked why he had slipped a pill into a glass of Baileys liqueur, he told investigators: "I am stupid, there was no real reason." He said he believed the sex was consensual and that she "never said no."

...A police search of his home found that Maglio had a gun – he was charged with illegal possession – and copious amounts of pornography and child abuse images.

According to court papers, on the day they raided his home, Maglio was hosting two other Couchsurfing tourists, with one showing the same "sickness" as other alleged victims.
I hope the women and girls who survived Maglio's attacks have the support that they need and want, and access to the care they need to heal. My thoughts are with them, especially as they face the stress of investigations and a trial, which is sure to garner a lot of attention.

At the link, there is discussion regarding the safety of Couchsurfing.com—which Maglio used under a false name, and, under that false name, told lies about his profile in order to lure his victims. ("In the case of Maglio, an alleged victim said he told her that Couchsurfing had closed his profile because he had so many positive reviews, so he opened a new one.") The company's CEO, Jennifer Billock, is quoted as saying that "users' safety was a top priority and that it was constantly 'evolving our tools and processes to find and halt abusers of our system.'"
She added that members were encouraged to look for verified profiles with multiple positive references, that they ought to have a backup plan when travelling, and to trust their instincts if a situation "doesn't feel right."
No opinion on whether rapists shouldn't be exploiting their site to lure victims, apparently. It's just taken as read rapists will be there, and members are "encouraged" to avoid being raped.

This story encompasses so many issues inherent to the rape culture: That rapists are liars; that police are not universally heroes who can be trusted; the shitty language used to talk about rape ("having intercouse"); victim-blaming; treating rapists like a natural and immutable force; tasking women with rape prevention.

Over and over, we see these same details, the same reprehensible narratives. And still, nothing changes.

[H/T to Shaker aforalpha.]

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Two-Minute Nostalgia Sublime



Aretha Franklin: "Respect"

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In the News

Here is some stuff in the news today...

[Content Note: Illness; anti-vaxxing] Yesterday, it was reported that five infants who attend a suburban Chicago day care center were diagnosed with measles, with public health officials warning that more cases are likely. As more outbreaks are reported across the country: "Lawmakers in California, Oregon, and Washington state, which have all had recent measles cases, want to remove exemptions based on personal beliefs, while farther afield, Ohio recently extended a law that covers those entering childcare."

[CN: War; terrorism] In Jordan, thousands of demonstrators rallied in the streets in support of the government's "intensified offensive against the militant group Islamic State. ...The aerial campaign began after the militant group's lightning takeover of large swaths of territory in Iraq and Syria, two nations that share long borders with Jordan." I can't imagine how scary it is to know that group is on your borders with the intent to take over.

[CN: Misogyny; MRAs] Yet another article, care of Vox, which humanizes MRAs. I am tired to my very goddamn bones of reading pieces that humanize the sort of men who abuse me, knowing I'd never be humanized like that—even though the routine dehumanization of women, and feminist women in particular, underwrites the abuse. I challenge Vox to publish an equivalent article humanizing a visible feminist who has to put up with MRA abuse.

[CN: Misogyny; abuse; MRAs] Speaking of MRAs: At Buzzfeed, Adam Serwer and Katie J.M. Baker take on "How Mens' Rights Leader Paul Elam Turned Being a Deadbeat Dad into a Moneymaking Movement." And, in news that surprises no one but is nonetheless appalling: "Now, exclusive interviews with Elam's ex-wives and daughter and newly uncovered court records shed light on a man who, they told BuzzFeed News, has depended on and emotionally abused the women in his own life."

[CN: Police brutality] From an article detailing the "scandalous" lack of data on police killings of citizens: "The biggest thing I've taken away from this project is something I'll never be able to prove, but I'm convinced to my core: The lack of such a database is intentional. No government—not the federal government, and not the thousands of municipalities that give their police forces license to use deadly force—wants you to know how many people it kills and why."

[CN: Rape culture; war on agency] Another Republican genius on rape and abortion: West Virginia Delegate Brian Kurcaba, "explaining why he opposed a Democratic-sponsored amendment to add an exception for rape victims" to a proposed 20-week abortion ban, said: "Obviously rape is awful. What is beautiful is the child that could come from this." Fuuuuuuuuuck youuuuuuuuuu.

Republican New Jersey Governor and presidential hopeful Chris Christie is under investigation again: "Federal authorities have launched a criminal investigation into New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie, as well as members of his administration, a man at the center of the investigation told ABC News. The U.S. attorney's office in New Jersey has interviewed former Hunterdon County Assistant Prosecutor Bennett Barlyn, who claims he was fired because he objected to Christie officials dismissing indictments against political allies of the governor." Christie sure sounds like a neat guy!

And finally: Here is just a terrific video of a kitten seeing snow for the first time! I remember when Sophie saw snow out the window for the first time, and it looked pretty much exactly the same! Aww.

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A Culture of Violent Entitlement, and the Culture of Silence Surrounding It

[Content Note: Violence; misogyny; sexual entitlement; disablism.]

Ben Moynihan, an 18-year-old British man, has been found guilty of attempted murder after stabbing three women, all of whom thankfully survived his attacks. His motivation for the violence he perpetrated against these women, whom he picked randomly, will be sickeningly familiar:

Ben Moynihan told police "all women need to die" and that he was frustrated with "fussy" women.

Winchester Crown Court heard how in a note he said: "I am still a virgin, everyone is losing it before me, that's why you are my chosen target."

...Kerry Maylin, prosecuting, said the defendant left two letters for police. One, placed on a police van, said: "All women need to die and hopefully next time I can gouge their eyes out."

...He also wrote: "I was planning to murder mainly women as an act of revenge because of the life they gave me, I'm still a virgin at 17. ...I attack women because I grew up to believe them as a more weaker part of the human breed."
Moynihan went on a violently misogynist spree, because he hated women for not fucking him. Because he felt entitled to women's bodies, and he was angry that they were not giving him the access he felt he was owed.

Naturally, we are to understand that Moynihan, whose case included testimony that he "has autistic spectrum disorder," is mentally ill and his actions exist in a vacuum.

We are not meant to recall the name Marc Lépine. Or the name Seung-Hui Cho. Or George Sodini. Or Anders Behring Breivik. Or Elliot Rodger. Or Jaylen Fryburg. Or Mark Dorch. We are not meant to think of this guy, or all of these guys.

Each of them acts in a vacuum, outside of culture. Outside of systemic misogyny. Each of them is a loner, an aberration, a "crazy" person. That is what we are meant to believe.

Because that narrative is what absolves us of our collective accountability to women who are harmed by violently entitled men.

screen cap of tweet authored by me reading: 'Dismissing violent misogynists as 'crazy' is a neat way of saying that violent misogyny is an individual problem, not a cultural one.'

That narrative is what underwrites the "both sides" bullshit indulgence of the false equivalence drawn by media purporting to be interested in "balance" as they treat feminism and MRAs/PUAs/NiceGuys as opposite sides of the same coin.

We are not meant to connect the dots from Marc Lépine (and those long before him) to Ben Moynihan (and those who will come after him). And, if we do connect those dots, we are dismissed as hysterics, as overwrought and oversensitive feminist lunatics who are compromised by our hatred of men.

Every time I write about the culture of male entitlement, I am met with pushback, which inevitably escalates to threats. This Storify on that subject, written after Elliot Rodger's killing spree, contains just some of the public pushback I was getting—and not the worst of it, and none of the threats of rape and death sent privately.

That is the lengths to which men will go to silence women connecting these dots.

And people with power and influence, people who control public conversations, are happy to look the other way. Even if it embarrasses them if someone happens to mention it. Ahem.

If you clicked through to the BBC story, you might have noticed that the article is dated the 20th of January. I didn't even hear the name Ben Moynihan, or anything about his crimes, until a friend posted the link on Facebook yesterday. I thought it was a bit strange that I hadn't come across anything about it before then, but I've been sick, and not reading quite as much news as usual. Still: Not a single reader had sent me an email or a tweet about it, either. And that was odd.

I sent the link to the other contributors and moderators, asking if any of them had heard about the story. None of them had, either. And that is extraordinarily unusual.

We were all shocked that none of us had heard a single thing about a man being convicted of the attempted murder of three women, after writing a profoundly misogynist manifesto.

This is the culture of silence that surrounds the culture of violent entitlement. Surrounds it and abets it.

Survivors of misogynist violence are admonished to tell our stories. And we do. Lots of us. We tell them over and over and over, and many of us are revictimized as a result, and still we keep telling them.

But while we are shouting, there is a cultural conspiracy to not tell the stories of men like Ben Moynihan. And, even when they are told, to tell them couched in caveats about illness, and detached from all the other men who harmed women for the same reasons.

It is a great irony of my life that I am admonished to tell my story of surviving misogynist violence, no matter the cost to me, and then meet with attempts to silence me when I tell the story of men like Ben Moynihan, inside a critical cultural context that makes a lot of people uncomfortable.

Ben Moynihan. It is a name on a list that means something. We need to talk about it.

I hope the women who survived Moynihan's attacks find some measure of peace with his conviction. I hope they have the support that they need, and access to the care they need to heal. My thoughts are with them, in every way.

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Adorbz!

Good morning! (Or whatever time it is in your part of the world!) Last night, I saw this ad for the first time (and then saw it a million more times and loved it each and every time!), and Shaker FloraFlora happened to leave it in comments, too, so let's all watch it and/or read the transcript and talk about how adorable it is, and also abot how advertising doesn't have to be terrible!


Video Description: Over plucky guitar music and a folksy song, comes video of a young orangutan with hir arm around a blue-ticked hound dog; a mama cat nursing ducklings along with her kittens; a brindle bulldog and a lion cub playing together; a blond shepherd mix pushing a ginger tabby cat in a baby stroller; a baby rhino trotting alongside a sheep; a baby elephant and a sheep running around and then playing in the dirt together; the orangutan leaping at the hound dog and then flopping on the ground; a yellow lab swimming in the sea with a dolphin; a black lab standing on top of an elephant, then leaping off hir back into the water, then, back on land, sitting on hir leg panting happily; a white cockatoo stealing spaghetti out of a pot and giving it to a husky; a brown tabby cat opening a door for a tiny terrier; a deer and a black great dane running and leaping together in tall grass; a monkey hopping up on a horse's back; a baby goat hopping up on a horse's back and immediately falling off; a wombat riding a tortoise; a white and silver tabby kitten playing with a golden retriever's ear; two lemurs snuggling with a lion cub; a deer grooming a golden retriever; a tiger and a bear nuzzling each other's giant faces; the orangutan standing beside the hound dog with hir arm around hir, then lifting hir arms over hir head and pratfalling backwards onto the grass. Text Onscreen: "Be together. Not the same." Android logo.

When we saw that advert last night, Iain said: "That commercial makes me happy to have an Android device!" Aww. Me too!

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Open Thread

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Hosted by a sunset.

This week's Open Threads have been brought to you by pink things at the beach.

Instead of doing daily Open Threads over the weekends, I'm going to start just leaving the Virtual Pub at the top of the page over the weekend. That way, conversations can continue in a single thread. If y'all don't like it, if it's not working for any reason, let me know, and we can go back to Saturday & Sunday OTs.

I figured I'd better explain that here, since I included the "this week's Open Threads" note today. I'll also leave this note again at the Pub, in the hopes everyone will see the explanation, in one place or the other.

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Question of the Day

Suggested by Shaker BigDots: "What's an element of your personal style that you really like?"

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Rapists Are Liars

[Content Note: Rape culture; description of assault.]

Earlier today, I tweeted a link to Andrea Grimes' terrific piece "The Patriarchy's Perfect Weapon: But What If She's Lying?"

And, as follow-up, I tweeted: "Once again I'll suggest those who ask 'what if she's lying' acknowledge instead rapists are liars."

And: "Because, the thing is, rapists lie. They lie a lot."

And: "Rape culture is believing that women who have nothing to gain (and everything to lose) by lying are more likely to be liars than rapists."

Just now, I read this piece at CNN [video may autoplay at link] about a man who "took out an ad seeking participants for a sleep study. The ad sought women from their teens through their 40s." And then the man raped the women.

Police say around 100 women in Japan who thought they were participating in a sleep study were actually drugged and raped, their attacks recorded and sold to porn sites [making around $100,000].

Authorities arrested 54-year-old Hideyuki Noguchi, after one of the women saw herself in a video. Police investigated and arrested Noguchi, who now faces charges of incapacitated rape in some three dozen cases.

Authorities say Noguchi has told them the number of victims is about 100.

...Noguchi has no medical training and the study was merely a ruse to isolate women, drug them, assault them and film the attacks.
"Merely a ruse." That's a polite way of saying that he is a fucking liar who lied to get access to women so he could rape them.

Because rapists are liars.

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Daily Dose of Cute

This is a picture of Matilda taking up the entirety of the loveseat last night:

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And this is a picture of Dudley pouting about it:

image of Dudley the Greyhound at the far end of the couch, with his back to the loveseat, pouting

Oh the humanity!

As always, please feel welcome and encouraged to share pix of the fuzzy, feathered, or scaled members of your family in comments.

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Shooting at the University of South Carolina

[CN: gun violence, self-harm. There is a video at the link which includes images of frightened people]

There has been a shooting at the University of South Carolina today, which led to canceled classes and a lockdown. The situation has apparently been resolved, but details are sketchy at this time. Two people are dead, according to The State:

University of South Carolina police and others responded to the shooting at the Public Health Research Center on the Columbia campus about 1 p.m. University spokesman Wes Hickman subsequently said the building had been secured and an all clear issued.

However, confusion persisted. According to the USC's Darla Moore School of Business, USC police were saying not to release students from that nearby building, even though the threat had passed....

...Thom Berry of SLED said the agency was investigating a murder-suicide in the public health building. “There was no active shooter other than the two deceased,” Berry said. No names were released, and Berry wouldn't say if the two killed included students, faculty or others related to USC.

For context, USC in Columbia is in a historic district that borders on a busy business area. The South Carolina State House (capitol building) is a block from campus. So in addition to terrorizing a campus of nearly 33,000 students, this situation was also a cause of great alarm for other large sections of the population, and had the potential to shut down state government.

My deepest sympathies to all who are suffering or in distress because of this incident, particularly to the families and friends of the deceased.

Please use this thread as a safe space to discuss the shooting. As ever, please refrain from posting images, and take care to use content notes for links or descriptions of potentially triggering material. Updates are welcome additions.

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Pope to Speak to US Congress

[Content Note: Christian supremacy; homophobia; misogyny; transphobia; clergy abuse.]

Here's a cool announcement care of Speaker of the House John Boehner:

It is my great privilege to announce that His Holiness Pope Francis will visit the United States Capitol on Thursday, September 24, 2015. On that day, he will become the first leader of the Holy See to address a joint meeting of Congress. It will be a historic visit, and we are truly grateful that Pope Francis has accepted our invitation.

In a time of global upheaval, the Holy Father's message of compassion and human dignity has moved people of all faiths and backgrounds. His teachings, prayers, and very example bring us back to the blessings of simple things and our obligations to one another. We look forward to warmly welcoming Pope Francis to our Capitol and hearing his address on behalf of the American people.
I can't wait! In anticipation of the Pope's visit, let's take a look at some of the Greatest Hits from Pope Francis' Big Leatherbound Playbook of Compassion and Human Dignity:

* Calling same-sex marriage the work of the devil and adoption by same-sex couples child abuse.

* Reaffirming the doctrinal evaluation and criticism of US nuns which "accused the Leadership Conference of Women Religious, an organization that represents most U.S. female Catholic orders, of promoting 'radical feminist themes' and ignoring the Vatican's hard line on same-sex marriage and abortion."

* Suggesting that maybe atheists aren't total monsters, which was immediately walked back by the Vatican.

* Recommending that the Church not talk about abortion, same-sex marriage, and contraception so much, because it gives them a bad rep. But definitely still support the same gross positions!

* Reminding us that fetuses are more important than the people who carry them.

* Saying that the male-only priesthood "is not a question open to discussion."

* Sharing a great story about a little girl who said her mother's girlfriend doesn't love her, as part of his opposition to same-sex parenting.

* Calling abortion "horrific" and the women and other people who get abortions "victimizers of children."

* Warning the internet "can have the effect of isolating us from our neighbors," without regard for the fact that people culturally marginalized thanks in part to the influence of his religion often find community on, and sometimes exclusively on, the internet. See also.

* Reiterating that "marriage is between a man and a woman."

* Claiming that the Catholic Church has done "perhaps most of all" for victims of childhood abuse and "is maybe the only public institution to have moved with transparency and responsibility."

* Calling trans* people "demonic."

* Discussing with the US President his "commitment to fighting poverty and growing (income) inequality," as if systemic oppression and the inability to control one's reproduction have no effect on one's financial stability.

* Insisting that the number of priests who abused children was "obviously not [a lot] compared to the number of all the priests," when he was meant to be apologizing for clergy abuse.

* Saying: "Abortion compounds the grief of many women who now carry with them deep physical and spiritual wounds after succumbing to the pressures of a secular culture which devalues God's gift of sexuality and the right to life of the unborn." Thus managing to pack slut-shaming, mental health myths, a fundamental disrespect for bodily autonomy, heterocentrism, ciscentrism, and disappearing atheists and victims of rape all in one quote.

* Overseeing the continued crackdown on the Leadership Conference of Women Religious, which has included threats from a Vatican official who "remind[ed] the sisters their organization held its status within the church only through Vatican approval."

* Warning childless couples not to substitute pets for children, and saying that a marriage without children "comes to old age in solitude, with the bitterness of loneliness."

* Saying: "The family is threatened by growing efforts on the part of some to redefine the very institution of marriage, by relativism, by the culture of the ephemeral, by a lack of openness to life."

* Telling women that they don't have to breed like animals, then shaming a woman who has seven children and reiterating his position that contraception and abortion are not allowed.

Yeah.

Well.

It's pretty obvious why the Republican majorities in both Houses of Congress are excited to welcome Pope Francis. Those of us who do not share the policy positions of retrofuck dipshits and who believe in the separation of church and state: Not so much.

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Republicans Propose Alternative to Obamacare

Three Republican Congressmen—Senator Orrin Hatch, chair of the Finance Committee; Representative Fred Upton, chair of the Energy and Commerce Committee; and Senator Richard Burr, member of the Finance and Health committees—have proposed an alternative to the Affordable Care Act.

At this point, anyone who isn't proposing an alternative that's "universal socialized healthcare" needs to STFU.

And, naturally, they are not proposing universal socialized healthcare.

The plan, drafted with encouragement from Republican leaders in the Senate and the House, would retain some consumer protections in the Affordable Care Act, but would reduce federal regulation of insurance policies. States would have more authority to specify the "essential health benefits" that must be provided by insurance. As an example, the federal government would no longer require insurance policies to include coverage for maternity care.
Well, this plan sounds terrific already! Of course maternity care would not be considered essential healthcare by the party that wants to deny women and others any and all control over not being pregnant. Tell us more about this excellent plan!
Their plan includes a potentially explosive proposal: Workers would have to pay federal income tax on the value of employer-provided health benefits that exceed certain annual thresholds — $12,000 for individuals and $30,000 for families. Health benefits above those levels would be treated and taxed as regular income for the employee. The thresholds would increase over time.

...Republicans said their plan did not include a federal exchange, but would allow states to run such marketplaces if they wanted to.
If they wanted to. Which most Republican-run states don't! So obviously this proposal will be perfect for all the unemployed people who live in states which don't "want to" run a marketplace.

In sum: This proposal is garbage. I know we're all shocked.

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Two-Minute Nostalgia Sublime



Cyndi Lauper: "Girls Just Want to Have Fun"

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