Assvertising

[Content Note: Sexism; gender essentialism.]

What in the shit is this advert from repeat offender Carl's Jr./Hardee's?

Video Description: The X-Men's Mystique, a blue-skinned shapeshifter who is currently played in the film franchise by Jennifer Lawrence but by someone else in this commercial, stands holding a big burger. She suddenly shape-shifts into a burly, traditionally handsome, white man, and then takes a giant bite of the burger.

"MAN UP" appears onscreen. "FOR 2X THE BACON."

The "man's" eyes, as "he" gazes upon a crispy strip of bacon, are Mystique's yellow eyes. "He" crunches down on it, and the shape flips back and forth between Burly Burger Man and Mystique.

"EAT LIKE YOU MEAN IT" appears onscreen, as the words are said by a male voiceover. Cut to an image of the burger beside a fountain drink. The voiceover says, "The Western X-tra bacon thickburger at Carl's Jr. and Hardee's." Followed by a plug for the new X-Men film.
We've talked dozens of times in this space about the pervasive narrative that MEN EAT MEAT, and all the various fast food chains which have had shitty commercials based on this premise. (Burger King and Applebee's are repeat offenders in that specific category.) So I've really got nothing new to say about that tired old gender essentialist chestnut.

However: I will note the irony that a franchise ostensibly concerned with serving as metaphor for marginalized communities would license one of its few recognizable female characters to participate in a garbage gender essentialist trope to sell fast food. Neat.

*thatface*

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TV Corner: Scandal

[Content Note: Rape culture; terrorism. Spoilers from the recent episodes of Scandal.]

image of Cyrus Beene sitting at his desk, in Scandal
THIS FUCKING GUY.

Really?! I mean, REALLY?! Cyrus is just going to let a terrorist attack happen, in order to make sure Fitz gets reelected? OKAY. Well, Fitz was thrilled to hear they stuffed the ballot box last time, so I'm sure he'll be tickled to find out that Cyrus let Maya blow up Sally Langston to win this time around!

And yet that still wasn't the worst part of this episode, because THE SCENE WITH HUCK AND QUINN EXISTS IN THE WORLD. Oh good grief. I could not be less excited about the direction that has taken. Which is weird, because, a couple of seasons ago, I would have really enjoyed seeing Huck and Quinn kiss-eating each other's faces, but now? Not so much. Funny how torture douses my passion to ship characters.

Mellie. Oh, Mellie. She earned the fuck out of that meltdown.

I still kind of love Jake, but I was snickering a little bit at the way he's talking about being Command like he's been Command for more than two actual seconds. He's acting like he's all emotionally grizzled and shit. Come on, Jake. COME ON, JAKE. We can see your still-rosy cheeks!

Why doesn't Harrison have anything to do anymore?

Fitz continues to be an insufferable man-baby who does not deserve to have Olivia wasting her energy on him. HER COATS ARE MORE IMPRESSIVE THAN HE IS. How can a woman with such marvelous coats be so enamored with such an underwhelming man?!

I cannot wait for the season finale.

Discuss.

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Daily Dose of Cute

Last weekend, our doggy friend Lottie came to visit with her guardian, and, as per usual, much cuteness ensued:

image of Lottie the Black and Tan Dachshund and Zelda the Black and Tan Mutt looking at one another
"You look like me!"          "No, YOU look like ME!"

image of Lottie the Black and Tan Dachshund and Zelda the Black and Tan Mutt looking in the same direction
"Whazzat?"

image of Lottie the Black and Tan Dachshund sitting on the loveseat while Zelda the Black and Tan Mutt chills on the ottoman
Big and Little.

As always, please feel welcome and encouraged to share pix of the fuzzy, feathered, or scaled members of your family in comments.

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The Friday Blogaround

This blogaround brought to you by buds.

Recommended Reading:

Justice for Shanesha: Shanesha's Response to News that $100,000 Had Been Raised For Her & Her Family!

Paul: A Civil Society Red Flag on Global Development Priorities

Dorothy and Eunsong: [Content Note: Racism; appropriation; intellectual theft] The #TwitterEthics Manifesto

Shannon: [CN: Fat hatred] No. Just Stop.

Sara: [CN: Rape culture] To End Rape Culture, We Must Address These 3 Things

Andy: [CN: Homophobia] Louisiana House Panel Advances Repeal of Sodomy Law

Carla: [CN: Classism; misogyny; racism] For Missouri Moms, a Past Drug Conviction Means No Food Aid, Ever

BYP: Who Will Keep My Sister?: A Dialogue & Discussion on the Criminalization of Black Women & Girls [Chicago]

Leave your links and recommendations in comments. Self-promotion welcome and encouraged!

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Two-Minute Nostalgia Sublime



Pink: "Get the Party Started"

This week's TMNS brought to you by songs with "party" in the title.

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In the News

Here is some stuff in the news today...

Please note Disqus recommends changing your password following the vulnerability created by the Heartbleed bug.

[Content Note: Crash; injury; death] At least 10 people have died in a terrible accident in California, in which a FedEx freight truck crossed a grassy median and collided with a school bus transporting students from multiple schools in the Los Angeles Unified School District. I don't even know what to say. My condolences to the people who lost loved ones. I hope the survivors have access to the resources they need to heal from physical injuries and/or psychological trauma.

US District Judge Richard Young has ruled that the state of Indiana must immediately recognize the "August 2013 marriage of Amy Sandler and her ailing spouse, Nikole Quasney, who was diagnosed with ovarian cancer in 2009." The two women, who are among the plaintiffs challenging Indiana's ban on same-sex marriage, were married in Massachusetts. "They asked Young in late March to enter an emergency order to force Indiana to recognize their marriage and, should Quasney die, require officials to issue a death certificate that lists Sandler as surviving spouse." And so he has. Now to grant the same right to every same-sex couple in the state.

This interview that Bim Adewunmi did with Professor KimberlĂ© Crenshaw, who conceived intersectionality theory, is a must-read. "I wanted to come up with a common everyday metaphor that people could use to say: 'it's well and good for me to understand the kind of discriminations that occur along this avenue, along this axis—but what happens when it flows into another axis, another avenue?'"

[CN: Guns; violence; death] Oscar Pistorius continues to put on quite a show during testimony at his trial. It's a pretty compelling show for all the people who feel sorry for the poor man who killed a lady "by accident."

(On a side note: I was really fucking annoyed when the media kept calling Reeva Steenkamp "his girlfriend" right after the shooting, and I am even more annoyed that they keep calling her that now. She doesn't have any say in the matter, since he killed her, but I'm guessing she wouldn't still be "his girlfriend," were she given the choice. It is appropriate, at this point, to call her "his victim." The end.)

[CN: Prison mistreatment; disablism] Good (although still wholly insufficient): "A federal judge ruled Thursday that California's treatment of mentally ill inmates violates constitutional safeguards against cruel and unusual punishment through excessive use of pepper spray and isolation. US District Court Judge Lawrence Karlton in Sacramento gave the corrections department time to issue updated policies on the use of both methods but did not ban them. ...Prison officials already promised to make some changes in how much pepper spray they use and how long mentally ill inmates can be kept in isolation, but attorneys representing inmates said those changes did not go nearly far enough." Agreed.

[CN: Clergy abuse] Listen, I want to be able to praise Pope Francis for taking steps to address clergy sex abuse, because to praise him would mean that something meaningful is happening. But I'm pretty dubious when the guy who is claiming to lead on accountability is still making these sorts of defensive comments: "I feel compelled to personally take on all the evil which some priests, quite a few in number, obviously not compared to the number of all the priests, to personally ask for forgiveness for the damage they have done for having sexually abused children." That is not the time to quantify how many priests have abused people.

Finally: Here is a picture of Tom Hardy on the cover of the new issue of Esquire. You're welcome.

image of the cover of the new issue of Esquire magazine, featuring Tom Hardy taking his shirt off to reveal a chest full of tattoos

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Quote of the Day

"What most of us know about the heartland barely extends beyond Dorothy's house in Kansas, or Sarah Palin pablum about 'real Americans.'"New York Times contributor Timothy Egan, in a piece headlined "How to Heal the Heartland."

"Us." What a neat definition of "us."

A definition that excludes all of "us" who actually live in the place about which "we" know nothing.

It's really great how someone who writes the people who inhabit "the heartland" out of existence is given an extraordinary platform to write a piece about "how to heal" it.

My contempt for this shit cannot be measured on a scale fathomable by human intellect.

[H/T to Sarah Kendzior, via Sydette.]

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LOL

[Content Note: Misogyny.]

This is an actual headline of an actual article posted on the website for the conservative rag the Washington Examiner:

screen cap of a headline at the Washington Examiner website, reading: 'Short on accomplishments, Hillary leans on Bill and Barack to sell candidacy.'

Everything about that is amazing. I love how it's filed under "Topics: Barack Obama," and I love how there's a link to a story about "the next feminist outrage" (which is dry cleaning bills, in case you were wondering), and I love the idea that massive frontrunner Hillary Clinton has to "sell" her candidacy, and I love most of all the suggestion that Hillary Clinton is "short on accomplishments."

Because if there's one thing about Hillary Clinton on which everyone can agree, it's that she's short on accomplishments.

Not that I'm keen to give advice to conservatives, but this is not how you appeal to women. Not even conservative women. There are a hell of a lot of conservative women who have begrudging (or not begrudging) respect for Hillary Clinton, and, even if they wouldn't vote for her, won't like seeing her dismissed as an unaccomplished person.

The assertion is so absurd that it's a fucking joke. But it's the kind of fucking joke that alienates women.

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HHS Secretary Kathleen Sebelius Resigns

Kathleen Sebelius, who has served for five years as Secretary of Health and Human Services, has resigned.

The departure comes as the Obama administration tries to move beyond its early stumbles in carrying out the [Affordable Care Act], convince a still-skeptical public of its lasting benefits, and help Democratic incumbents, who face blistering attack ads after supporting the legislation, survive the midterm elections this fall.

Officials said Ms. Sebelius, 65, made the decision to resign and was not forced out. But the frustration at the White House over her performance had become increasingly clear, as administration aides worried that the [significant] problems at HealthCare.gov, the website set up to enroll Americans in insurance exchanges, would result in lasting damage to the president's legacy.
Honestly, I have always been pretty meh about Sebelius. I don't think she did a terrible job, and I don't think she did an awesome job, and I don't really care a heck of a lot that she's resigned, and I don't think that anyone who is inclined to vote against Democrats because of Obamacare is going to reconsider because Sebelius is gone.

Reportedly, President Obama will nominate Sylvia Mathews Burwell, currently the director of the Office of Management and Budget, to replace Sebelius. I really despise the idea of an economic policy wonk running HHS.

I suppose installing the former president of the Walmart Foundation to oversee administration of the massive insurance company handout that passes as "healthcare reform" in our garbage for-profit healthcare system makes perfect sense, when you think you'll win midterms by appealing to conservatives who will never vote for you and ignoring progressives who have nowhere else to go.

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Open Thread


Hosted by Janice.

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Question of the Day

Have you ever ridden a horse? Did you enjoy it, if you have? Is it something you do frequently, or as part of your work? If you haven't, would you like to someday?

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Time for Something Silly

[Content Note: Scatological humor.]

image of black text on a yellow background reading: 'Describe your last FART using only a MOVIE TITLE.'

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand go!

(Some friends and I did this last night, and some of us were laughing so hard we were crying. I was absolutely ending myself with laughter. I did about 9,000 myself, but here are what I feel were my Top Ten submissions: 1. Any Which Way But Loose; 2. The Dark Knight Rises; 3. Something Wicked This Way Comes; 4. Face/Off; 5. Rumblefish; 6. A Mighty Wind; 7. Here Comes the Boom; 8. Apocalypse Now; 9. The Abyss; and 10. Run Lola Run. Oh Maude, I'm laughing all over again already!)

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Selfies, Again

[Content Note: Invisibility; reference to disordered eating.]

From the BBC: 'Selfie' body image warning issued.

Spending lots of time on Facebook looking at pictures of friends could make women insecure about their body image, research suggests.

The more women are exposed to "selfies" and other photos on social media, the more they compare themselves negatively, according to a study.

Friends' photos may be more influential than celebrity shots as they are of known contacts, say UK and US experts.

The study is the first to link time on social media to poor body image. The mass media are known to influence how people feel about their appearance. But little is known about how social media impact on self-image.

Young women are particularly high users of social networking sites and post more photographs of themselves on the internet than do men.

To look at the impact on body image, researchers at the University of Strathclyde, Ohio University and University of Iowa surveyed 881 female college students in the US.

The women answered questions about their Facebook use, eating and exercise regimes, and body image.

The research, presented at a conference in Seattle, found no link with eating disorders. But it did find a link between time spent on social networks and negative comparisons about body image.

The more time women spent on Facebook, the more they compared their bodies with those of their friends, and the more they felt negative about their appearance.

"Spending more time on Facebook is not connected to developing a bad relationship with food, but there is a connection to poor body image," Petya Eckler, of the University of Strathclyde, in Glasgow, told the BBC.

She added: "The attention to physical attributes may be even more dangerous on social media than on traditional media because participants in social media are people we know. These comparisons are much more relevant and hit closer to home. Yet they may be just as unrealistic as the images we see on traditional media."
Okay, so a couple of things jump out at me:

1. 881 female college students does not axiomatically translate to "women," especially when age makes a significant difference in how lots of women view themselves. Often, extrapolating from a small data set works; this is not one of those cases.

2. I am curious about the seeming discordance of asserting that friends' photos function in the same way as celebrity photos in terms of broadcasting unrealistic images, yet simultaneously asserting that the comparisons with "people we know...are much more relevant and hit closer to home." If you know what someone looks like in person, unlike a celebrity, then you know how realistic or unrealistic a posted picture is.

3. That suggests something else may be at work. And what is that thing? Well, the study wasn't designed to answer that question, but I have a pretty good guess: The culture of judgment that persistently admonishes women to judge other women's appearances, choices, and lives and value our own success by measuring ourselves in increments born of competition with other women. Which isn't really about selfies and social media, or not exclusively, but about patriarchal dictates that cast women as competitors for limited successes in unwinnable games.

4. I have no idea how many of the 881 female college students surveyed for the study are part of marginalized communities whose markers are considered inherently incompatible with kyriarchal beauty standards. But whether someone's body image is lowered because they perceive themselves to have failed to perfectly approximate a beauty standard they believe other women have achieved, or whether someone's body image is lowered because their bodies are culturally deemed less than, by virtue of being fat, or having a physical disability, or having racial features culturally disfavored, or any one of a number of other "deviant" traits, is a meaningful difference. And thus present different challenges to countering the source(s) of the lower body image.

5. Reducing this to "posting selfies is bad!" is problematic in the same way that a lot of anti-selfies stuff is bad: That comparing oneself to posted selfies might be harmful for some young women does not mean that there are no women for whom posting selfies, and looking at selfies posted by other women, is not empowering. For lots of women who deviate significantly from kyriarchal beauty standards, selfies are profoundly affirming and have become a crucial tool in amplifying visibility.

Selfies aren't the problem. The problem is a patriarchal culture of judgment that is garbage for most women. And the ongoing conversation about how young women are damaging each other with their compulsive narcissism is a reprehensible red herring designed to deflect cultural responsibility for the harm done to them by a centuries-old cultural system of oppression—and instead task them with the blame.

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Quote of the Day

[Content Note: Animal testing.]

"One of the key goals in regenerative medicine is harnessing the body's own repair mechanisms and manipulating these in a controlled way to treat disease. This interesting study suggests that organ regeneration in a mammal can be directed by manipulation of a single protein, which is likely to have broad implications for other areas of regenerative biology."—Dr. Rob Buckle, head of the Medical Research Council (MRC) Centre for Regenerative Medicine at the University of Edinburgh, where a team of scientists "has succeeded in regenerating a living organ for the first time. The team rebuilt the thymus—an organ in the body located next to the heart that produces important immune cells" inside very old mice.

Clare Blackburn, Professor of Tissue Stem Cell Biology at the MRC Centre cautions: "Our results suggest that targeting the same pathway in humans may improve thymus function and therefore boost immunity in elderly patients, or those with a suppressed immune system. However, before we test this in humans we need to carry out more work to make sure the process can be tightly controlled."

Still: This is a major breakthrough. Very exciting stuff.

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Daily Dose of Cute

image of Olivia the White Farm Cat asleep on the couch

Fuzzy wee sleepy dumpling.

As always, please feel welcome and encouraged to share pix of the fuzzy, feathered, or scaled members of your family in comments.

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An Observation

[Content Note: Misogyny. Please note there are spoilers for the first three seasons of Best Ink and the first two seasons of King of the Nerds in this post.]

I waited a few weeks after the final episodes of the most recent seasons of Best Ink and King of the Nerds to write this post, so I wouldn't spoil the finales for anyone still catching up. But if you don't want to know who won any seasons of either of these shows, skip this post.

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Something about which we've talked a lot around here is the number of creative competition shows where female contestants get singled out for disproportionately harsh criticism from judges and/or win at a much lower frequency than male contestants.

Often, in responses to criticism, judges and producers of those shows, like Top Chef's Tom Colicchio, will vehemently protest that it's just a coincidence, that there's no misogyny at work.

And I'm sure in some cases, there's no conscious misogyny at work.

But, on many of these shows, from cooking competitions to design competitions as varied as Project Runway and Face Off, something seems to be creating more male winners than female winners.

Which is dismissed as coincidence, or evidence of the veracity of tiresome old misogynist narratives about women not being as vigorous competitors as men.

But here's an interesting thing: Most of the shows on which that happens have a judging component, and most of the shows with judge panels have mostly male judges.

Even if there's one male judge and one female judge with a third rotating guest judge slot, the guest judges tend to be disproportionately male, meaning the judging panel is more frequently male dominated than not.

Two exceptions to this common dynamic are Best Ink, a tattoo competition show, which just finished its third season, and King of the Nerds, a geek-centered competition show, which just finished its second season.

Best Ink has a three-judge panel of three fixed judges, two of whom are women. And the male judge also serves as mentor, who spends lots of one-on-one time with all the contestants.

King of the Nerds has judging panels only to determine the winners of team challenges that determines who goes to elimination, but the contestants themselves choose which two contestants participate in the elimination challenge, and the elimination challenge always has an objective winner. There is no subjective judgment; instead, who goes home is determined by a quantifiable contest. Whoever is faster, smarter, more skilled, more knowledgeable stays.

So are the results on these shows that deviate from the norm different?

Yes. Best Ink has had three seasons, and the last two seasons have been won by women. In a field where there is still heaping fuckloads of rank misogyny.

King of the Nerds, despite its increasingly inappropriate title, has had two seasons, both of which have been won by women. The first season was won by a woman of color.

I'm sure there are exceptions to this observation, because there are a lot of creative competition shows on television right now. I do watch a number of them, but I don't watch them all.

It's just anecdata. But I think there's something more than coincidence going on.

There usually is.

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Of Course

David Letterman announced his retirement last week, at which time I said: "And now the search begins for the white dude to replace him!"

Today, CBS announced that Stephen Colbert has been hired to replace him.

It's awful how all that toxic criticism had such a chilling effect on that nice man's career.

(In case I wasn't laying it on thick enough, that last line was sarcasm.)

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Throwback Thursdays

image of me as a little kid dressed up like Laverne from Laverne & Shirley

I was a little obsessed with Laverne & Shirley when I was a kid.

[Please share your own throwback pix in comments. Just make sure the pix are just of you and/or you have consent to post from other living people in the pic. And please note that they don't have to be pictures from childhood, especially since childhood pix might be difficult for people who come from abusive backgrounds or have transitioned or lots of other reasons. It can be a picture from last week, if that's what works for you. And of course no one should feel obliged to share a picture at all! Only if it's fun!]

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Two-Minute Nostalgia Sublime



Lesley Gore: "It's My Party"

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In the News

Here is some stuff in the news today...

[Content Note: Violence] The teen who stabbed 20 classmates and a security guard at his high school yesterday will be charged as an adult and faces "four counts of attempted homicide and 21 counts of aggravated assault." His motive is still unclear.

[CN: Choice policing] Meanwhile, one of the students who was hurt, and who reportedly is the person who pulled the fire alarm thus potentially preventing additional victims, is being criticized for taking and sharing a selfie from the hospital following treatment for his stab wound. I can't even begin to say how contemptuous I am that anyone would criticize someone for documenting what happened to him, particularly since that's one way to process trauma, not to mention that posting a pic on social media amidst chaos is a way of letting lots of people know at once that you're okay. Some people have defended the teen, but with the qualification that "he wasn't doing it to seek fame." I don't give a fuck if he was. The only time I have a problem with someone taking a selfie is when it's done with the express purpose of causing harm, e.g. to mock a person in the background who doesn't know zie's being photographed.

Well done, Attorney Eric Holder for calling out the cavernous disrespect Republicans show members of the Obama administration.

Speaking of terrible Republicans: "Senate Republicans Filibuster Paycheck Fairness Act." Because of course they did.

In better news: "Senate Votes to Extend Unemployment Benefits." However, restoring unemployment benefits to the 2.4 million USians who have been out of work for at least six months still depends on the good will of the House and: "Speaker John Boehner has already expressed concern about the bill and has previously stated that the Republicans would be willing to extend unemployment benefits only if the bill included job creation provisions." By which he means hand-outs to corporations.

Relatedly: This is a good picture of what lots of older unemployed USians are facing when they get laid off, can't get hired, and are too young to retire. And it's important to remember that there are lots of people who, for various reasons of oppression and luck, never get the chance to have a career in the first place, and their entire employment histories look like this.

Mashable has a list of some major sites that have been affected by the Heartbleed bug, and whether you need to change your password, and whether it's safe to do so now.

[CN: Sexual violence] A new UN report details the breadth of rape as a weapon of war in Congo, and how it continues as a result of a failure of the government to take action: "More than 3,600 women, children and men were subjected to rape and other sexual violence in Congo over a four-year period by the country's defense and security forces or armed rebels, according to a U.N. report released Wednesday. The report by the U.N.'s human rights office in Congo said the period from 2010 through 2013 'has been characterized by the persistence of incidents of sexual violence that were extremely serious due to their scale, their systematic nature and the number of victims.' About half the 3,645 attacks were by rebel groups and half by government forces, though the percentages varied year by year, the report said. The victims ranged in age from 2 to 80 years old, and 73 percent were women, 25 percent were children and 2 percent were men, it said."

[CN: Guns; violence] I watched just a piece of the Pistorius trial yesterday, a clip of Oscar Pistorius' testimony, and he was so awful. As the prosecutor challenged him to take responsibility for killing Reeva Steenkamp, he just kept saying over and over, "I made a mistake." And the prosecutor is really just over this fucking guy.

All the blubs: "Dog Rescued from Face of Cliff Adopted by New Jersey Firefighter."

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