It Continues to Be a Real Mystery Why Republicans Aren't Connecting with a Majority of Female Voters

[Content Note: War on agency; dehumanization.]

The Missouri state legislature is considering a bill that would force pregnant people to wait three days before being allowed to get an abortion. The sponsor of the proposed legislation, Republican state representative Chuck Gatschenberger, explained his rationale for introducing the bill thus:

Even when I buy a new vehicle — this is my experience — I don't go right in there and say, I want to buy that vehicle, and, you know, leave with it. I have to look at it, get information about it, maybe drive it, check prices. There's lots of things I do going into a decision — whether that's a car, whether that's a house, whether that's any major decision that I make in my life. Even carpeting. You know, I was just considering getting carpeting in my house. That process probably took a month… I wanted to be as informed as possible, and that's what this bill is, having them get as much information as possible.
Leaving aside the fact that "Studies have found nearly 90 percent of women are 'highly confident' about their choice to end a pregnancy before ever approaching a doctor, and mandatory waiting periods don't do anything to sway them," making Gatschenberger's stated reason for introducing legislation to impede access to abortion is demonstrable bullshit, this is incredibly dehumanizing rhetoric. Pregnant people aren't making decorating or purchasing decisions.

Anti-choicers constantly accuse abortion-seeking people of treating their decision frivolously, but, like so many any things, it's just so much conservative projection. They simultaneously want abortion to mean everything when they're comparing it to murder, and to mean nothing when they're creating barriers to access.

And never, ever, do they acknowledge that people who get abortions have different reactions to them. Sometimes it's a big decision; sometimes it's not. Neither one is the wrong or right way to feel about it.

Even if this weren't unjustifiable, dehumanizing, reductionist claptrap, who gives a fuck if Rep. Gatschenberger needs lots of time to make major decisions in his life. Not everyone has the same needs.

I am intractably resistant to the idea that any legislation should ever be drawn on the assumption that everyone has the same needs as its architect, but never does that seem more objectionable when it's abortion legislation written by a person who will never need an abortion.

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Ha Ha Funny Bigot Jokes, by Mike Huckabee

[Content Note: Gender essentialism; misogyny; homophobia; rape culture.]

While still doing the presidential dog-and-pony show in Iowa, GOP presidential hopeful Mike Huckabee made a terrific joke about how women go to the bathroom together, the punchline of which is that he's homophobic:

You see, I have a concern that one of the reasons we lose battles we should win is because we wait to see whether or not the crowd is going to be with us. My question to you tonight — it's nice to see a nice, full crowd of folks here in this wonderful Point of Grace Church — but I just wonder if you were the only one who showed up tonight, would you still be ready to take on the cause? Because the fact is we don't like to do things by ourselves. We really don't. Guys like to go fishing with other men. They like to go hunting with other men. Women like to go to the restroom with other women. I don't get that. I can tell you this much: if I ever say, 'I have to go to the restroom' and some guy says, 'I'll go with you,' he ain't goin' with me. That much I know.
Oh my aching sides.

The "humor," such as it is, in this joke is predicated on: 1. The implication that the only reason a man would want to go to the bathroom with another man is if he's gay; 2. Obliquely referencing a pernicious stereotype about gay men being predators. In the mild version, Huckabee's implying that other guy might peek at his junk; in the less mild alternative, Huckabee's implying that other guy might try to rape him.

Huckabee asserts he's "not against anybody. I'm really not. I'm not a hater. I'm not homophobic," but someone who isn't homophobic doesn't make homophobic jokes that only get a laugh from other homophobes because of their central agreement that Real Men don't go to the toilet together, and any weirdo who would is a gay creeper.

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Question of the Day

We've done this one before, but not a very long time, and it's always fun… How did you find Shakesville? (Or, if you're a long-time Shaker, Shakespeare's Sister.)

Since I can't really give an answer to that question, I'll instead just say thanks for being here, and I'm glad you found your way.

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Um.

[Content Note: References to slavery; religious supremacy.]

Former Republican Senator and current head of the Heritage Foundation Jim DeMint has no fucking idea what he's talking about:

Well, the reason that the slaves were eventually freed was the Constitution, it was like the conscience of the American people. Unfortunately there were some court decisions like Dred Scott and others that defined some people as property, but the Constitution kept calling us back to 'all men are created equal and we have inalienable rights' in the minds of God. But a lot of the move to free the slaves came from the people; it did not come from the federal government. It came from a growing movement among the people, particularly people of faith, that this was wrong. People like Wilberforce who persisted for years because of his faith and because of his love for people. So no liberal is going to win a debate that big government freed the slaves. In fact, it was Abraham Lincoln, the very first Republican, who took this on as a cause and a lot of it was based on a love in his heart that comes from God.
Pretty much every single thing about this is wrong.
DeMint seemed to confuse the US Constitution with the Declaration of Independence and implied that William Wilberforce, a British politician who died almost thirty years before the Civil War, did more to end American slavery than the federal government.

...Of course, the Emancipation Proclamation was a presidential proclamation and the Thirteenth Amendment was initiated by the federal government.

Historian Michael Les Benedict notes that Republicans at the time advocated a "nationalist" view of the Constitution, unlike "the largely state-rights Democratic party." Abraham Lincoln's critics, historian Don E. Fehrenbacher points out, pilloried him as a "tyrant" who was "bringing about destruction of the old Union of sovereign states and setting the nation on the road to totalitarianism" by "subverting the rights and powers of the states." Confederate leaders insisted that the Civil War was a "war waged by the Federal Government against the seceding States."

Lincoln, in fact, greatly expanded the role of the federal government and signed into law the first federal progressive income tax.
Also: There is, in fact, a tendency to overstate the role of the federal government (and the personal role of President Lincoln) in ending slavery, to the diminishment of abolitionists—especially black abolitionists—and their activism.

But of course they are not the people of whom DeMint is speaking. He's telling the same old White Savior tale, but crediting "the [white] people" with "freeing the slaves" instead of just one [white] president.

And all the mirthless laughter in the entire multiverse at the idea that "a love in [one's] heart that comes from god" was responsible for ending slavery. While there were absolutely religious people—again: including black abolitionists—who advocated freedom because they believed their faith exhorted it, there were also countless people who advocated against freedom using the exact same religious texts.

This is literally like someone a century from now arguing that President Obama personally engineered marriage equality with the help of straight religious people who had Jesus-love in their hearts.

Which will definitely happen. And I'm glad I won't be around to have to listen to it.

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Fine, YOU Do Better!

LOL welp:

Got an idea for a sitcom? NBC wants to hear from you.

The broadcast network announced "an unprecedented effort to discover fresh comedic voices" on Tuesday by launching a national campaign offering aspiring comedy writers from around the country the chance to pitch their sitcom ideas.

"We are taking a bold, alternative approach in what we hope will uncover original comedy minds who are looking for a way to get into the television business," said NBC entertainment president Jennifer Salke.

The initiative, dubbed "NBC Comedy Playground," pledges to reach beyond the traditional talent labs of film schools and comedy clubs by giving everyday people the opportunity to submit ideas directly to the network.
And then filtering those people's ideas through the same old gatekeepers that continually greenlight garbage.
Here's how it works: Comedy writers will submit their idea via an NBC site set up for the contest. The network will choose up to 10 finalists. NBC will fund each finalist to produce a pilot presentation based on their pitch. The producer-actor advisory board [comprised of a roster of well-known producers and actors including Aziz Ansari, Jason Bateman, Sean Hayes, Mindy Kaling, Adam McKay, Seth Meyers, Mike Schur, Amy Poehler, and several others], in consultation with NBC, will pick two winners from the 10. The winners, who will be paid, will have their show broadcast on NBC (a pilot plus up to four additional episodes, at the network's discretion).

At a press conference, Salke told reporters, "There are hilarious people making videos and programming on the Internet all day and night and it's time to bring those people into network television." She added the network is "not looking for little funny video clips" but rather potential series concepts. The executive also described the process as one that could potentially be less encumbered by the usual network development process. "The goal of this is for them to have as unfettered of a process as possible."
And also it will give NBC SO MANY NEW IDEAS THAT THEY CAN TOTALLY STEAL! Ha ha just kidding. NBC would obviously never do such a thing. Although, please note via the Official Content Rules:
IDEA MISAPPROPRIATION WAIVER: By entering the Contest and submitting a Submission, Contestants agree to and acknowledge the following: You understand that although you may believe your Submission to be unique and novel, there may be preexisting ideas, concepts, or proposals that are similar to your Submission. You recognize that other persons, including NBC's own employees, may have submitted to NBC or others, or made public, or may in the future originate and submit or make public, similar or identical ideas, concepts, or proposals that NBC may have the right to use, and you understand that you will not be entitled to any compensation because of NBC's use of such similar or identical ideas, concepts, or proposals in any manner. You understand and agree that NBC's use of material containing features or elements similar or identical to those contained in your Submission will not obligate NBC to negotiate with you or entitle you to any compensation if NBC determines that it has an independent legal right to use that other material for any reason (for example, because the features or elements are not new or novel, were not originated by you, or were or may hereafter be independently created and submitted by other persons, including NBC employees).
Naturally, NBC would argue that they are only trying to protect themselves, in the case of someone pitching them a sitcom about a crotchety middle-aged white dude with a gorgeous wife who is always right but somehow always wrong, and then suing when NBC greenlights Everybody Loves the King of Home Improvement According to Mike O'Malley.

But I know exactly two people who have been paid as television writers, and both of them have pitched pretty specific ideas to networks only to be turned down and then see their ideas barely repackaged as new series, and one of them won a whole lot of money as a result of that obvious theft. So.

Anyway. I will probably (definitely) not be submitting any of my (terrific) ideas to NBC, but I wish them luck with their contest and hope with all sincerity that they pick really neat and unique stuff and don't rip anyone off!

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2016

Everyone who's anyone seeking the presidency heads to Iowa around this time in the (never-ending and ever-shortening) presidential election cycle.

A Suffolk University statewide Iowa poll reveals how things are shaping up at the moment for some of the presumed contenders:

A subset of self-described Iowa caucus goers were asked their first choice for their party's nomination for president, 63 percent of Democrats indicated former Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, 12 percent chose Sen. Elizabeth Warren (D-Mass.), and 10 percent favored Vice President Joe Biden.

The picture was much cloudier on the Republican side, with former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee at 11 percent, Sen. Rand Paul (R-Ky.) and former Florida Gov. Jeb Bush (10 percent each), Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Texas) and medical professor emeritus Ben Carson (9 percent each), and New Jersey Governor Chris Christie (7 percent). Six others had 6 percent each: Congressman and 2012 vice presidential nominee Paul Ryan (R-Wisc.), former Alaska Gov. and 2008 vice presidential nominee Sarah Palin, former Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, Sen. Marco Rubio (R-Fla.), former Sen. Rick Santorum, and Wisconsin Gov. Scott Walker.
I don't believe I've ever seen two female candidates leading the favored nominees of either of the two major parties during this point in a presidential contest, especially not with a sitting vice-president of the same party. That is really neat.

The Republican clown car is looking particularly clownish this time around. I mean, there just isn't a single potential candidate who isn't a total fucking joke. With the possible exception of Jeb Bush, whose politics are loathsome, but at least he's not a cartoon.

Twenty years ago, if you'd told me Bob Dole would comparatively look like such a model of moderation and competence that I'd be longing to see candidates like him again, well, I frankly probably would have believed you. But I still would have sobbed and considered rending my garments, depending on whether I was wearing a favorite Smiths t-shirt that day.

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Daily Dose of Cute

image of Dudley the Greyhound zonked out on the loveseat, all cuddled up with a couple of pillows
This guy. ♥

April is National Greyhound Adoption Month!

On April 28, 2010, Dudley came to stay at Shakes Manor. On the one hand, I can't believe it's already been almost four years since he arrived. On the other, I almost can't remember life without him, because he is so tightly woven into the fabric of our lives that it feels like he's been here forever, that we've always had a giant, two-dimensional dog strutting about the place and taking up egregious amounts of space on the furniture.

Dogs aren't for everyone, and Greyhounds aren't for every dog-lover. If you want a high-energy dog who can be your companion in cold-weather sporting and run around off-leash, the Greyhound probably isn't your dog. But if you want a low-key dog who can be your companion on the couch and is happy with a walk and the occasional breathtaking burst of speed at the dog park, the Greyhound may be just the dog for you.

In the two years we've had Dudley, I've had people occasionally express surprise that he is so sweet-natured, so friendly, so ebulliently full of life. There is some prejudice about Greyhounds that they are broken, that they are pitiable creatures who need a special kind of owner to love them despite their brokenness.

This is simply not true. Greyhounds are goofy, gangly packages of indomitable effervescence, whose capacity to give love and willingness to receive it, in spite of their beginnings, is extraordinary. They are survivors. And given the chance, they'll rescue you right back.

If you're thinking about adoption, please consider a retired racer. And if you are contemplating adopting a Greyhound, and have questions, please feel welcome and invited to email me.


Video Description: A video I made December 2010 in association with a pro bono project on which I was working for local greyhound rescue, which documents the change adoption makes in dogs' lives. Footage and a still image of Dudley when he first came to us, followed by footage and still images of Dudley over the time he's been part of our family. Set to Angelo Badalamenti's "Love Theme" from the score for Cousins.

image of Dudley looking scared the day he came into rescue, juxtaposed with an image of Dudley looking happy at the dog park, several months after we'd adopted him
Dudley: This is the difference that rescue makes.

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The Wednesday Blogaround

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Recommended Reading:

Save Wįyąbi Project: [Content Note: Carcerality; militarism; colonialism; racism; misogyny; violence] #DecolonizeSAAM Week 2: Carcerality and Militarism

Jamilah: [CN: Carcerality; transphobia; violence] VIDEO: CeCe McDonald: "Prisons Don't Keep Us Safe"

Prison Culture: [CN: Carcerality; othering; violence] VIDEO: Explaining Mass Incarceration in Under 4 Minutes

Wilbur: [CN: Internment; racism; guns; dehumanization] The Unknown Knowns: First-Day Impressions of the US' Manzanar Concentration Camp

Carlos: [CN: Bullying; violence; silencing; misogynist slurs] School Officials Bully Student into Deleting Recording of Bullying, Threaten Him with Felony Wiretapping

Michelle: [CN: Fat hatred; disordered eating] What I'm Saying, and What I'm Not Saying

Imani: [CN: War on agency] The Story of HB 2: How Multiple Failed Bills Became One Bad Law

Fannie: [CN: Homophobia] Perspective and Privilege

Kate: [CN: Hostility to consent; description of assault] The Safety of Crumbling the Fourth Wall

Leave your links and recommendations in comments. Self-promotion welcome and encouraged!

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Two-Minute Nostalgia Sublime



Beastie Boys: "(You Gotta) Fight for Your right (to Party)"

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In the News

Here is some stuff in the news today...

[Content Note: Guns; violence] A US marine has been taken into custody after fatally shooting a fellow servicemember while standing guard at the main gate of Camp Lejeune in Jacksonville, North Carolina. No motive has been released, but it sounds like maybe it was an accident by way of miscalculation, as camp spokesman Nat Fahy noted that "people are at a state of heightened sensitivity, given what happened over at Fort Hood." Terrible.

[CN: Misogyny] Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell says that Democrats trying to close the pay gap is equivalent to "blow[ing] a few kisses to their powerful pals on the left." It continues to be a real mystery while Republicans aren't winning over a majority of female voters.

[CN: War on agency] A new Guttmacher analysis of the first quarter of 2014 finds that: "The 2014 legislative session got off to a fast start, with legislators introducing a combined 733 provisions related to sexual and reproductive health and rights in nearly all the states that have legislative sessions this year (legislatures in Montana, Nevada, North Dakota and Texas will not meet in 2014). ...Significantly, legislators quickly showed a clear interest in protecting or expanding access to sexual and reproductive health care. Some 64 provisions have been introduced so far this year to expand or protect access to abortion, more than had been introduced in any year in the last quarter century. ...As in recent years, however, state legislatures continued to take aim at abortion rights. Legislators in 38 states introduced 303 provisions seeking to limit [people]'s access to care. By March 31, three new abortion restrictions had been enacted, and 36 had passed one legislative chamber."

What you need to know about the "Heartbleed" bug that is compromising websites: "Security researchers have uncovered a fatal flaw in a key safety feature for surfing the Web—the one that keeps your email, banking, shopping, passwords and communications private. ...The bug allows potential hackers to take advantage of a feature that computers use to see if they're still online, known as a 'heartbeat extension.' But a malicious heartbeat signal could force a computer to divulge secret information stored in its memory, including keys to an encryption tool that turns your credit card information and passwords into indecipherable code."

What you need to know about what to do: "For users, the simplest thing to do may be to refrain from engaging in sensitive activities on the internet for a few days. Typical responses to security breaches, such as changing passwords, may even serve to exacerbate the problem."

Heads-up, Toyota owners: "Toyota said Wednesday it is recalling 6.76 million vehicles globally for a variety of problems with 27 Toyota models in Japan, the United States and Europe. ...The recall includes vehicles for 27 Toyota models, the Subaru Trezi and two models Toyota produced for General Motors and Fuji Heavy Industries from April 2004 through August 2013."

[CN: Guns; death; descriptions of violence] The Pistorius trial continues, and prosecutors are not having it with Oscar Pistorius' careful and often conflicting answers about what happened on the night he shot and killed Reeva Steenkamp.

Hillary Clinton gives insight into why she might not run in 2016: "I would be the first to say we're having a political period of, frankly, dysfunction. I saw it from afar as secretary and it was disheartening and even embarrassing to see people arguing about letting us default on our debt."

[CN: Wrongful conviction] "I've waited for this day to come 24 and a half years, for this nightmare to be over. This day is finally here—I thought about this many nights. I'm finally a free man... I'm going to go eat dinner with my mother and my family, and I'm going to live the rest of my life."—Jonathan Fleming, 51, whose conviction was vacated after he spent more than 24 years in prison for a murder he could not possibly have committed. The murder took place while Fleming "was on vacation at Disney World. While Fleming presented photos and videos of his trip to Orlando, prosecutors claimed during his trial that he could have flown from Florida to New York, shot his friend Darryl 'Black' Rush, and traveled back to Florida. Recently prosecutors reviewing the case found a receipt from a Quality Inn in Florida dated just five hours before the murder occurred, which was in his case file but was never turned over to defense attorneys. 'It could not have possibly been a mistake,' said Taylor Koss, one of Fleming's lawyers." Also in the case file? A Florida police report with witnesses who saw Fleming in Florida that day. Police and prosecutors stole a quarter century of his life, and I hope he gets a ginormous settlement.

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School Violence in Suburban Pittsburgh

[Content Note: Violence.]

This morning, a student wielding two knives went on a stabbing spree at Franklin Regional High School in the Pittsburgh suburb of Murrysville, leaving at least 19 students and a school security guard injured, some of them seriously:

The suspect, a 16-year-old sophomore, was in custody and being questioned by police, authorities said. His motive was unclear, said Dan Stevens, a Westmoreland County emergency management spokesman.

The student was "flashing two knives around" as he moved through the classrooms and a first-floor hallway, said Thomas Seefeld, the Murrysville police chief. A school security guard handcuffed the student and suffered a wound to the stomach, the chief said.

The attack happened at Franklin Regional High School, in the suburb of Murrysville, just after doors opened for the day. A student described panic in the halls.

"I was walking into the school and a stampede of people were running after me," said the student, Kari Lee, who said several of her friends had been knifed. "They were screaming, 'Go to your cars! Go to your cars! Someone is stabbing people!'"

Seven teenagers and an adult were taken to Forbes Regional Hospital, Dr. Chris Kauffman, the trauma director there, told NBC News. The seven were stabbed in the chest, back and abdomen, he said. He characterized some of the injuries as life-threatening but said everyone was expected to live.
That is very good news. I hope everyone who survived, both physical injuries and the trauma of the attack, has the resources they will need to begin recovery.

I'm sure we'll be hearing, in coming days, all sorts of familiar refrains regarding the perpetrator. He played violent video games; he's mentally ill; etc. as we collectively write another narrative of violence that happens in vacuum.

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False Equivalencies and Liberal Concern Trolling

[Content Note: Homophobia; racism. "DoNotLink" used throughout this piece for example pieces.]

There are a lot of white guys who are prominently spilling a lot of digital ink on liberal concern trolling lately. Jonathan Chait's white liberal concern trolling in "The Color of His Presidency." Jon Lovett's free speech concern trolling in "The Culture of Shut Up." Kevin Drum's splaining concern trolling in "Can We Please Ditch the Splaining Meme?" And King of the Liberal Concern Trolls Will Saletan's "Brendan Eich and the New Moral Majority."

The key feature of this brand of liberal concern trolling is asserting that liberals are "going too far," chiefly with concerns about marginalized communities.

"If you...set out to write a social history of the Obama years, one that captured the day-to-day experience of political life, you would find that race has saturated everything as perhaps never before. Hardly a day goes by without a volley and counter-volley of accusations of racial insensitivity and racial hypersensitivity," writes Chait.

"Yes, [criticizing language is] in some ways a natural response to being more connected to one another; we're just in each other's faces. But it's also dangerous. It narrows the visible spectrum of ideas. It encourages people to be safe and cautious and circumspect when we don't want people to be safe. We don't want people to be afraid of saying something interesting on the off chance it's taken the wrong way. ...I'll be honest: In my own small way I feel the chilling effect," writes Lovett.

"Hey there. Is there any chance that we could deep six the splaining meme? You know, mansplaining, straightsplaining, whitesplaining, and all their myriad offshoots. I get that it's a useful term, but it's gotten out of hand," writes Drum.

Another key feature is to passingly note that you are basically totally wrong for an obvious reason, but then blow right by it like it doesn't matter.

"Look, obviously there's an important counter-argument here. It is natural and healthy that as a society we have deemed certain ideas off-limits. ...And it's also true that hurtful words about, say, gay people have a disproportionate impact on the vulnerable; it's easy for me to say bring on the homophobia, but what about the kid in the closet in a conservative neighborhood worried his mom will stumble onto his browser history?" writes Lovett, then quickly breezes on past.

"I get that it's a useful term, but," writes Drum, who then substitutes "it's gotten out of hand" for the more honest "it's starting to inconvenience me."

Saletan, whose piece is about how the campaign that culminated in the resignation of Mozilla CEO Brendan Eich is just like employers firing gay employees, writes, in the second to last paragraph of his piece: "Losing your job for being gay is different from losing your job for opposing gay marriage. Unlike homosexuality, opposition to same-sex marriage is a choice, and it directly limits the rights of other people. But the rationales for getting rid of Eich bear a disturbing resemblance to the rationales for getting rid of gay managers and employees."

Being gay and being homophobic are nothing alike, but he hears "a disturbing resemblance" in the rationales for getting rid of gay employees and getting rid of homophobic CEOs, so that's good enough for casually eliding not one but two false equivalencies: Gay/homophobic and employee/employer.

These pieces were published in New York Magazine (Chait), The Atlantic (Lovett), Mother Jones (Drum), and Slate (Saletan). This liberal concern trolling filled with false equivalencies and perfunctory nods to legitimate criticism only to discredit its validity is what passes for serious intellectual discourse in major publications, as long as it's white dudes who are sniffing sagely at how out of control all the social justice is getting around here.

These are privileged guys who look at a changing world and decide that expecting more is unreasonable, and use their rarefied platforms to exhort us to expect less.

If only I were given to such apathy.

The problem is that I am not. Not constitutionally, and not politically. It is not in my best interests to expect less, which really underscores why this dynamic is so objectionable. The men writing these articles are writing about their semantic preferences and what they define as the health of public dialogue; the marginalized people reading them are reading about language and practices that harm us.

Liberal concern trolls pen sophisticated, verbose versions of: "You're too sensitive." And my response is the same when it's a drive-by troublemaker who doesn't have the wit or cowardice to hide the accusation but states it in plain words. No, this is not about marginalized people being too sensitive; it is about privileged people failing to be sensitive enough.

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"God Makes Me a Bigot"

[Content Note: Homophobia; Christian Supremacy.]

Former Arkansas Governor, former (and future) Republican presidential candidate, pastor, talk show host, and professional Christian Supremacist Mike Huckabee stopped by Iowa yesterday, and told the crowd of nincompoops who turned up to see him that he's "not homophobic," but is "on the right side of the Bible."

"I'm not against anybody. I'm really not. I'm not a hater. I'm not homophobic."

"I honestly don't care what people do personally in their individual lives," Huckabee said in his keynote address to the Iowa Faith and Freedom Coalition.

"But … when people say, 'Why don't you just kind of get on the right side of history?' I said, 'You've got to understand, this for me is not about the right side or the wrong side of history, this is the right side of the Bible, and unless God rewrites it, edits it, sends it down with his signature on it, it's not my book to change.' Folks, that's why I stand where I stand."

...Huckabee went on to refer to a review, rejected Monday by the Supreme Court, of a closely watched religious liberty appeal over a business owner's right to deny services to gays and lesbians. The justices denied the petition of a New Mexico photographer who was sanctioned under state law for refusing to document a lesbian couple's commitment ceremony. The court's refusal to intervene means those financial penalties stand.

"Why is it that Christians stand back and take it in the teeth time and time and time again? But we cannot change this country if we do not rise up and vote with an informed mind and a committed spirit and if we're not willing to stand along."
This is a bullshit argument for half a dozen different reasons, chiefly that it's tremendously mendacious for Huckabee to assert that he adheres to every single rule laid out in the Bible and further that it's impossible for him to maintain his religious principles (such as they are) while supporting basic equality. He could be "on the right side of Bible" and "on the right side of history" by supporting (or even merely not actively advocating against) same-sex marriage equality and just not marrying a person of the same sex himself.

Presumably, that's how he navigates the Biblical imperative to stone adulterers: He doesn't commit adultery himself, but also doesn't feel obliged to go out and stone the people who do.

But, naturally, the eminently reasonable decision in a modern, pluralistic culture to make one's own choices per one's own religious tradition while staying out of other people's business ends right at same-sex marriage and abortion. Somehow, all the people, like Huckabee, who "honestly don't care what people do personally in their individual lives" suddenly "honestly care a whole lot" when it's choices that only affect women (as they see it) and gay/bi men.

The "sins" that straight cis men might commit tend to get a more hands-off approach. Funny, that.

It's also continually amazing that Huckabee and his pals will argue, without a trace of fucking irony, about Christians' need to "rise up" against the perceived governmental encroachments on their religious freedom, in the same breath as they'll argue that they are compelled by their religious beliefs to impose them on others.

Freedom from religion means nothing to dominionists.

And, hey, I'm just a hell-destined atheist dirtbag, but it seems curious to me that people who constantly tell me that their god is a loving god also tell me that their god exhorts them to be bigots.

Gee, it's almost like some people just use cherry-picked religion as a justification for otherwise unreasonable bigotry.

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Question of the Day

What new recipe have you tried recently (either made yourself or eaten that someone else made) that you'd like to share?

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Photo of the Day

President Obama leans over the examine what a young woman of color is viewing with a microscope
President Barack Obama looks at a student's work while he visits a classroom at Bladensburg High School in Bladensburg, Md., Monday, April 7, 2014. He visited the school to announce "more than $100 million in grants for two dozen schools across the country that are helping students gain work experience for what he called the 'in-demand jobs of the future.'" [AP Photo]
I will never, ever, get tired of looking at pictures of President Obama interacting with kids.

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Today in Reboots

Battlestar Galactica is the latest franchise to get the reboot treatment:

Universal is ramping up a movie version of the sci-fi franchise "Battlestar Galactica," aiming to develop the film as a complete reimagining of the story.

...There have been three "Galactica" TV series (including the brief "Galactica 1980"). The first, starring Lorne Greene and Richard Hatch, ran during the 1978-79 season and was centered on humans engaged in a lengthy war against a cybernetic race known as the Cylons while searching for Earth.

In 2003, a reimagined "Battlestar Galactica" miniseries aired on Sci Fi Channel. The second series, starring Edward James Olmos and Mary McDonnell, went on to run for four seasons.

..."Transcendence" writer Jack Paglen has signed on to write the screenplay. ...Original series creator Glen Larson will produce the "Battlestar Galactica" film. ...Universal's exec VP of production Scott Bernstein and director of development Jay Polidoro are overseeing the latest version of "Battlestar Galactica" for the studio.
If you include the spinoff Caprica, there's been four series. (Plus Blood & Chrome.) But whatever.

I didn't start the 2000s BG until long after it had already finished, so maybe it still feels fresher to me than most fans. But I feel like the franchise isn't ready for a reboot yet.

I blame Spider-Man.

Just kidding. I blame money-hungry studio executives who had their creative centers surgically replaced with gamma-ray enhanced greed.

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Jesus Candy

[Content Note: Christian Supremacy.]

This weekend, our friend N was visiting, and while we were visiting a local retail establishment whose name I'll cleverly disguise as Schmass Schmo Schrop, he found a bag of candy cherry slices about which he was very excited, because instead of having to pick out his favorite cherries from the typical mixed bag, he found a bag entirely comprised of cherry! Yay!

So, later that day, he was happily eating his cherry slices when he looked at the nutritional label on the back of the package, and discovered a message from the distributor:

image of the nutritional label with a message reading: 'Take time for family and prayer--Always give praise.'
"Take time for family and prayer—Always give praise."

We had a serious discussion about proselytizing, followed by a fun conversation in which we imagined all the messages we would (totally never) put on our own bags of cherry slices, and how fast Schmass Schmo Schrop would apologize and stop selling our cherry slices once our messages were discovered.

image of the nutritional label with a message reading: 'There is no god. Enjoy your candy!'
"There is no god. Enjoy your candy!"

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Daily Dose of Cute

close-up image of Zelda the Black and Tan Mutt relaxing on the sofa

Zelly is too cute. TOO CUTE.

As always, please feel welcome and encouraged to share pix of the fuzzy, feathered, or scaled members of your family in comments.

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