Good Dogs Going Home

I love this BuzzFeed post so much: "20 Ecstatic Shelter Dogs on Their Way Home for the First Time." (Yes, I know it's clickbait. I've been effectively baited by cute dogs! So sue me.)

I don't have any pictures of Dudley coming home, because we didn't bring him home—his foster dad dropped him off at our house. But I do have one single picture of Zelda in the car on the way home from the pound. (Well, technically, from the vet's office, which was our first stop after the pound.)

image of Zelda the Black and Tan Mutt in the backseat of the car, with her tongue hanging out
"I AM DELIGHTED AND TERRIFIED!"

She was so thin that her ribs were visible and her backbone jutted out. She was in desperate need of a meal and a bath. But she was still just the happiest wee thing. She hopped right into the car for the short ride home, and then hopped right out when we got there and made herself at (forever) home.

(If you have images of your pets coming home, please feel welcome and encouraged to share them in comments! Stories, too!)

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In the News

Here is some stuff in the news today!

The FDA is phasing out "the non-medical use of antibiotics on farm animals in an effort to combat growing human resistance to the crucial drugs. The plan, announced Wednesday, would push livestock and poultry producers to limit their use of antibiotics to treating sick animals, and to stop using the drugs to promote faster growth." This is good news for us, if bad news for Big Pharma, since "Farms consume about 80% of the nation's antibiotics supply."

[Content Note: Domestic violence] George Zimmerman has gotten away with harming another person: "Prosecutors in Florida have dropped domestic violence charges against George Zimmerman after his girlfriend announced she would not co-operate with the investigation or testify against him." This fucking guy. Naturally, his girlfriend will now be viciously shamed for failing to assist prosecutors, despite the fact that she is probably terrified and has no reason to have any confidence he would be convicted.

[CN: Class warfare] A new report from the Alliance for a Just Society says that "a growing share of the country's jobs pay less than $15 an hour, replacing higher wage jobs. ...There were more than 51 million jobs paying less than $15 an hour last year. Someone making $15 an hour working 40 hours a week, 52 weeks a year will make $31,200, while experts say a two-income family with two kids needs $72,000 a year to be economically secure."

Maybe the universe is a hologram! I like this theory. Not quite as much as the theory that we're all basically inside a video game, though. That is definitely my favorite theory.

Secretary of State John Kerry celebrated his 70th birthday with his new dog friend, and it was very cute.

Oprah Winfrey talks about not regretting choosing not to parent, and I love the ways she says this so much: "If I had kids, my kids would hate me. They would have ended up on the equivalent of the Oprah show talking about me; because something [in my life] would have had to suffer and it would've probably been them." It's so honest and straightforward and witty all at the same time. And speaks to the truth that even a woman as powerful and successful and wealthy as Oprah really can't always "have it all," at least not necessarily the way she'd ideally want to have it.

"This Guy's Snow Art Is Friggin' Unbelievable." Pretty much.

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Drones Squared

[Content Note: Drones; war.]

Hey, remember when President Obama was going to revisit the US' drone policy and supposedly curtail their use? Sure, that—or build a new secret Air Force stealth drone.

The US Air Force has secretly developed a new stealth drone for long-range reconnaissance missions that could be operational by 2015, according to a report Friday in an industry magazine.

The unmanned drone, dubbed RQ-180, is currently in the testing phase at the top secret Groom Lake air base in Nevada -- the infamous "Area 51" where the Air Force tested the U2 spy planes in the late 1950s, Aviation Week said.

The Air Force refused to comment when contacted by AFP.
No comment on their super secret new drone? I'm shocked!

Anyway, no need to get all miffed about it, hippies, because this fancy new drone isn't for dropping bombs—it's only for surveillance in countries who object to our spying on them.
The requirement for an asset that is stealthy, can fly at high altitude and conduct intelligence, surveillance and reconnaissance is a crucial priority for the military and the intelligence community.

In several countries, air defenses have improved significantly in recent years making it difficult if not impossible for U.S. assets to gather information.

The drone's ability to stay up for 24 hours will also give it a key advantage over satellites which often pass by a target intermittently and are subject to be being detected.

Butler said the shape of the drone means enemy radars can't easily see the drone as heat it throws off is shielded so radars can't pick it up.

"This aircraft is designed to evade both those thermal sensor, those radar sensors, and other sensors that look for aircraft. So it might not be invisible to radar, but you might not be able to target it and shoot it down."

Butler suggested the drone may even be able to carry sensors that can listen to cell phone calls and any "activities on enemy frequency, radar activities, that sort of thing."
And, hey, maybe this cool new spy drone will help us avoid wars by delivering actionable intelligence that we can send black-ops teams in to deal with instead of taking public military action that might risk oversight and accountability. As long as it's not an attack drone, ha ha, right?

Whoooooops: According to Aviation Week, the drone "could also be capable of electronic attack missions."

Well, no one will get hurt, I'm sure. This was definitely $2 billion well spent. It's the new warfare for a brave new world! Huzzah.

Sob.

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School Drops Sexual Harrassment Claim

[Content Note: Rape culture; hostility to consent.]

Yesterday, I wrote about the case of a 6-year-old boy in Denver who had been suspended for school for sexual harassment after kissing a female classmate. This morning, after national outrage that a 6-year-old would be suspended for sexual harassment after "kissing a girl on the hand," it was reported that the school has let him return the boy has returned to class and the school has changed the charges on his school record from "sexual harassment" to "misconduct."

It's too bad the school caved to pressure, especially since the outrage was based on a fundamental misunderstanding of the facts of the case, thanks to the media's helpful reporting of the boy's mother's description of the incident.

The reality differs rather significantly from her spin:

The girl's mother, Jade Masters-Ownbey, spoke out on a Facebook page and gave permission to the Daily Record to publish her response.

"Not once, but over and over...not with her permission but sneaking up on her...not without warning and consequences prior to suspension," she stated.

...Ownbey stated there originally were two boys who had "kept her (daughter) from playing with other kids and fought with each other."

"After they got in trouble, one boy stopped but the other boy apparently didn't get it," she stated. "I had to put restrictions on her about which she was allowed to be around at school. I've had to coach her about what to do when you don't want someone touching you, but they won't stop."

...Ownbey stated her daughter's older brother has felt like he needed to protect her at school.

"In elementary school, when a boy kisses a girl, the usual response of their peers is 'ewwww,'" she stated. "So why do the other kids rush to tell? Because they've seen it over and over, they've seen him repeatedly get in trouble for it, they've seen the girl repeatedly tell him to stop, they know it's wrong."
The school confirms Ownbey's account. Lincoln Principal Tammy DeWolfe noted that they first try to work with families to get the behavior to stop. But the behavior continued.
She said the school would "never suspend a student for one minor little violation," adding that typically there are things that build up to suspension level where the behaviors have not changed over time and/or they continue.

"Our job as a school is to basically maintain a safe learning environment for all children in the school, and that's certainly what we're trying to do here," she said.

...Ownbey expressed hope that people would not "start bashing the school that is doing a great job protecting my child from what is sexual harassment."
But after a national outcry of rape apologia, the school district has reversed its decision.

The boy's family and supporters no doubt feel like they've won a real victory here, but failing to hold to account any child who does not respect consent and boundaries isn't doing that kid any favors. And not just because it teaches kids they're allowed to harm other people with impunity, which could get them into real trouble some day—but because it teaches them they don't have a right to say no, to draw boundaries with other people, either.

Harm apologia empowers people seeking to do harm. That's bad news for us all.

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Michigan Passes "Rape Insurance" Bill

[Content Note: War on agency; rape culture; class warfare.]

Last week, I mentioned proposed legislation in Michigan that "would prohibit insurers from including abortion coverage as a standard feature in health plans they sell in Michigan" and require women who want abortion coverage to purchase a separate rider. Michigan State Senate Minority Leader Gretchen Whitmer and other opponents of the legislation observed that the legislation would essentially oblige women and other people who can get pregnant with purchasing what amounted to rape insurance, so they have abortion coverage in the case of pregnancy resulting from rape.

Well, the state has passed the legislation into law. It will ban all insurance plans from including abortion coverage unless the pregnant person's life is in danger, and will indeed "force women and employers to purchase a separate abortion rider if they would like the procedure covered, even in cases of rape and incest."

Supporters of the "Abortion Insurance Opt-Out Act" argue that it allows people who are opposed to abortion to avoid paying into a plan that covers it. Opponents have nicknamed it the "rape insurance" initiative, because it would force some women to anticipate the possibility of being raped by purchasing the extra abortion insurance ahead of time.

"This tells women who were raped … that they should have thought ahead and planned for it," said Senate Minority Leader Gretchen Whitmer (D-East Lansing) during debates. "Make no mistake, this is anything but a citizens' initiative. It's a special interest group's perverted dream come true."

The Michigan State Legislature first passed the measure last year, but Governor Rick Snyder (R) vetoed it, saying he does not "believe it is appropriate to tell a woman who becomes pregnant due to a rape that she needed to select elective insurance coverage."

But the anti-abortion group Right to Life of Michigan was able to collect more than 300,000 voter signatures on a petition this year to force a second vote on the measure. Having been passed by both chambers, the bill automatically becomes law now, even without Snyder's approval.
I anticipate this legislation will be challenged in court. I hope a judge will issue an injunction prohibiting enactment of the law until its fate is decided in court. Because, in the meantime, this garbage law means that women who can least afford an unwanted pregnancy are most at risk of being forced to carry one to term, unless they somehow find a way to scrape together the money for, and can justify the expense for, insurance they might not ever need.

This is utterly despicable. It isn't enough for these assholes to be "pro-life" for themselves; they have to force everyone else to bend to their personal preferences, too.

(At least, their personal preferences until their daughter gets pregnant, etc.)

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Question of the Day

Suggested by Shaker ActivistSheep: "Have you had the experience of trying something for the first time and really enjoying it and then trying it again later and it not living up to the memory of the first time? Tell the story, if you'd like to share. (I call this phenomenon "marzipan" because of my experience with marzipan.) :-)"

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Photo of the Day

image of a solitary puffin, a black and white sea bird with an orange beak, standing on a cliff overlooking a beautiful landscape
From the Telegraph's Pictures of the Day for 11 December 2013: A solitary puffin lives life on the edge as it stares out at a coastal landscape from its cliff top perch. Christian Schweiger, 42, was just a few feet away as he photographed the moment on the volcanic peninsula of Dyrholaey, in southern Iceland. He said: "The puffins were busy taking their prey into the nest holes in the turf on the upper edge of the cliffs." [Christian Schweiger/Solent News]
What a stunning photograph. I love when this sort of light gives coastal landscapes a sense of the surreal.

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Quote of the Day

[Content Note: Fat hatred.]

This inspires me to point something out to my more liberal readers. Remember that particularly clueless right-wing acquaintance of yours? The one who believes that anybody in America can become rich, because he thinks about poverty in a completely unscientific, anecdotal way, which allows him to treat the exceptional case as typical? The one who can't seem to understand the simplest structural arguments about the nature of social inequality?

The next time you see some fat people and get disgusted by their failure to "take care of themselves," think about your clueless friend.
—Paul Campos, author of The Obesity Myth.

This is actually an old quote from a column Campos wrote back when he was writing for the Rocky Mountain News (and the column itself no longer appears to be online), but I like to whip it out from time to time because YES.

Fat bootstraps, friends.

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The Wednesday Blogaround

This blogaround brought to you by chocolate.

Recommended Reading:

Roxanne: [Content Note: Misogynoir; emotional policing] The Media's Michelle Obama Problem: What a Selfie Says about Our Biases

Michelle: [CN: Discussion of fat bias and body policing] Health at Every Size Is Not Fat Politics

Josh: [CN: Racism; class warfare] Five Reasons Why Asian American & Pacific Islander (AAPI) Poverty Remains Invisible

Echidne: [CN: Misogyny; cissexism; bias in science] Sexual Regret: Evidence for Evolved Sex Differences. My Take On This Article.

Angus: [CN: Violence] "Campus Police Should Be Equipped to Handle Activity Like That"

Lisa: [CN: Fat bias; mention of self-harm] "This Is Thin Privilege" Got Blocked Because It Was Labeled as Self-Harming

Reminder: It's Shakesville's End-of-Year Fundraiser this week. If you value this space, please donate if you can! Thank you.

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Meanwhile, on Twitter...

[Content Note: Fat hatred.]

About an hour ago, I started the hashtag #fatmicroaggressions on Twitter, because I was having a moment of fedupedness with people pretending that fat people's lived experiences are not spoken about, not known. It is now a trending topic.

screen cap of Twitter trending topics showing fatmicroaggressions at the top of the list

Check it out. And, if you're on Twitter, I invite you to participate, if you have the spoons, either sharing the #fatmicroaggressions you have personally experienced and/or those you have regretfully perpetrated, before you knew better.

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Liss and Ana Talk About Elementary

[Content Note: Spoilers for the most recent three episodes of Elementary.]

image of Jonny Lee Miller as Sherlock Holmes, pictured on the stand in a courtroom, scowling
This is just a perfect scowl face.

Liss: Okay, I have finally caught up on all three episodes! I am sorry (to you and to everyone!) that I was so remiss in my Elementary duties!

Ana: I only just got caught up myself!

Liss: Bad Liss and Ana! (Ha ha just kidding. Bad Elementary, amirite? ZING!) Well, here we are now, to discuss the last three episodes, which I like to call the "Sherlock Has to Be Nice to People" arc. In case you didn't know, Sherlock should be nicer to people! Here are three episodes to hammer it home, in case you didn't get the point in only one episode. Or two.

Ana: Let's start with Episode 8: "Blood Is Thicker." Lady! I hate Mycroft. I HATE MYCROFT. I want him to be put on a bus as soon as possible. I want him to go upstairs with his basketball and never come down again. I hate Mycroft. I hate how Mycroft pressures Sherlock relentlessly to FORM A CLOSER BOND NOW, like his whole I Am A Changed Man thing has to be adhered to by every other person in the room and like that's not monumentally selfish and ego-centric.

Liss: Yep. And it's not even honest. Because, as we saw at the end of the episode, Mycroft is just trying to manipulate Sherlock somehow. Which somehow Sherlock doesn't know, even though he can deduct that Joan slept with Mycroft because BODY LANGUAGE, and deduct that a suspect is gaming a lie detector test because BODY LANGUAGE, but somehow Mycroft's sinister motives are eluding him. Or are they? I did like when he delivered the devastating insult of telling Mycroft he hadn't changed at all. But if Sherlock is onto him, he's sure going along with a lot of bullshit in a convincingly ignorant way.

Ana: Yes! I also hate how Sherlock, who doesn't suffer fools gladly, is basically going along with all this even though it clearly makes him uncomfortable and unhappy. And I hate how Joan, WHO SHOULD KNOW ABOUT THIS STUFF BECAUSE TRAINING, doesn't for a moment indicate that this relationship might be pressuring Sherlock in a bad way.

Liss: Yeah—since when does Joan advise Sherlock to engage with unhealthy dynamics using trite, empty platitudes about family? But then also quite rightly say, "Screw him" about his manipulative dad. It's inconsistent that she admonishes Sherlock to capitulate to Mycroft, but not to his father. I don't think it's intentional, but that inconsistency nonetheless inadvertently suggests that she's compromised because she slept with Mycroft. Which: Gross.

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Stephen Harper's War On Environmental Science

You know, there's nothing like trashing a huge library of material on environmental science when you want to say, 'I am very serious about good government!'

The Harper government has dismantled one of the world's top aquatic and fishery libraries as part of its agenda to reduce government as well as limit the role of environmental science in policy decision-making.

Last week the Department of Fisheries and Oceans, which is closing five of its seven libraries, allowed scientists, consultants and members of the public to scavenge through what remained of Eric Marshall Library belonging to the Freshwater Institute at the University of Manitoba.

One woman showed up to pick up Christmas gifts for a son interested in environmental science. Other material went into dumpsters. Consultants walked home with piles of "grey material" such as 30-year-old reports on Arctic gas drilling.

Nearly 40,000 books and papers were relocated to a federal library in Sidney, B.C.

"It was a world class library with some of the finest environmental science and freshwater book collections in the world. It was certainly the best in Canada, but it's no more," said Burt Ayles, a 68-year-old retired research scientist and former regional director general for freshwaters in central Canada and the Arctic.

Sweet Jesus, I hate Stephen Harper.

He's the perfect face of modern conservatism. He grew up benefiting from the vast investments made in Canadian science, culture, education, health, environmental conservation and social security during the 1960s and 1970s. And then he's made it his lifelong work to tear it all down. I swear that someday dictionaries will list "Harper Government" as a synonym for the phrase "trash the joint."

I mean, don't get me wrong. I bet "Fuck YOU, Just Society!" sounded great when shouted at undergraduate parties after vast amounts of beer had been consumed. But it's a shitty basis for policy decisions.

[ETA: H/t to ST.]

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Two-Minute Nostalgia Sublime



Sonic Youth: "Teenage Riot"

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Rape Culture Entrainment Starts Early

[Content Note: Rape culture; hostility to consent.]

There is a lot of outrage regarding this story being reported by the AP today, about a 6-year-old boy in Denver who has been suspended for school for sexual harassment after kissing a female classmate.

The AP's lede, in fact, is: "The suspension of a 6-year-old boy for kissing a girl at school is raising questions about whether the peck should be considered sexual harassment."

That is followed immediately by:

The boy's mother said officials at Lincoln School of Science and Technology in Canon City, a southern Colorado city of 16,000, are over-reacting. Jennifer Saunders said her son was suspended once before for kissing the girl and had other disciplinary problems, and she was surprised to find out that he would be forced out of school again for several days.
His mother says people are overreacting over one little kiss geez. Except it wasn't once: He has been previously suspended for kissing the same classmate, without her consent, and now has done it again.
First grader [name redacted] told KRDO-TV that he has a crush on a girl at school and she likes him back.

"It was during class, yeah. We were doing reading group, and I leaned over and kissed her on the hand. That's what happened," he said.

Saunders said she saw nothing wrong with her son's display of affection.

..."This is taking it to an extreme that doesn't need to be met with a six year old. Now my son is asking questions. what is sex mommy? That should not ever be said, sex. Not in a sentence with a six year old," she said.

...A child psychologist told KRDO that tough love in this case could have negative consequences. She said kissing is normal behavior for children of that age.

"For most 6-year-old boys, absolutely. That would be a normal behavior," said Sandy Wurtele, a child clinical psychologist who specializes in child sexual development and the prevention of childhood sexual abuse.

Wurtele said she was surprised to hear the school suspended him.

"That really gives mixed messages, negative messages to the kids," she said. "This part of development is just as important if not more than their academic subjects."

Wurtele said children at that age are simply curious about the differences between boys and girls.
It's amazing (not remotely amazing) that this defense looks precisely like the rape apologia we see after every other case in which a male student breaches the consent of a female classmate. It was mutual. It was no big deal. There's nothing wrong with it. It's normal. It's natural. It's just a boy being a boy. To call out this behavior, to punish it, will have negative consequences for the boy who breached a girl's consent. It will ruin his life.

These are grade school variations on literally exactly the same narratives we see after cases like Steubenville.

Fortunately, the school is standing by their decision.
District superintendent Robin Gooldy told The Associated Press on Tuesday the boy was suspended because of a policy against unwanted touching.

"The focus needs to be on his behavior. We usually try to get the student to stop, but if it continues, we need to take action and it sometimes rises to the level of suspension," he said.
That is absolutely the right approach. This school district is interested not only in protecting the female student from unwanted touching, but in conveying to the male student that what he's doing is not right and will not be tolerated. Conveying that unwanted sexual attention is unacceptable is the most basic form of rape prevention.

And treating a zero tolerance policy on unwanted touching like an "overreaction" is the most basic form of rape apologia.

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Daily Dose of Cute

A tiger kitty relaxes on the couch
Richard Parker is thinking about Tony.

As always, please feel welcome and encouraged to share pix of the fuzzy, feathered, or scaled members of your family in comments.

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In the News

Here is some stuff in the news today!

The NSA is using Google cookies to pinpoint targets for hacking, because of course they are.

In their continuing bid to remain a viable party without actually changing any of their disastrous garbage policies, the GOP leadership is "quietly advancing a new batch of rules aimed at streamlining a chaotic presidential nominating process that many party insiders viewed as damaging to the their campaign for the White House in 2012." Basically, they're trying to deny you the glory that is my Primarily Speaking series. Can you even imagine they'd ever be THAT TERRIBLE?!

[Content Note: Class warfare] David Cay Johnston on whether service work today is worse than being a household servant: "Many service jobs used to be performed in homes of the wealthy, with better benefits." This is a fascinating piece, about a terrible subject. He's great at teasing out this kind of stuff.

[CN: Rape culture] Jessica Luther continues her excellent coverage of the Jameis Winston sexual assault case.

[CN: Homophobia] This is awful news: "[A]n unexpected supreme court decision revers[ed] a previous judgment that had decriminalised gay sex in the country. The decision means same-sex relations in India are once again subject to a 153-year-old law, passed under British rule, which defines them as 'unnatural' and punishable by a potential 10-year jail sentence. ...Activists had expected the supreme court simply to rubber-stamp the earlier ruling. The institution is known for its broadly progressive judgments, which often order politicians or officials to respect the rights of the poor, disadvantaged or marginalised communities. 'It's a tremendous blow. It's unprecedented for a court with a long history of expanding rights to reduce dignity not protect it,' said Gautham Bhan, a prominent activist."

Here is just a terrific picture of George W. Bush showing Hillary Clinton his paintings, and of Hillary Clinton politely trying to look interested in George W. Bush's paintings.

After Sacha Baron Cohen (thankfully) dropped out of the planned Freddie Mercury biopic, the search was on for a new Freddie—and looks like it's going to be Ben Whishaw. I think the only thing in which I've seen him is Bright Star, where he played John Keats. He was pretty good!

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Three Observations

LA Times:

Some people are adding President Obama to the list of people with poor selfie judgment after the leader of the free world posed with British Prime Minister David Cameron and Danish Prime Minister Helle Thorning-Schmidt at Nelson Mandela’s memorial service Tuesday in South Africa.
1) I learned about this on CBS This Morning, the same program that 24 hours earlier played Toto's "Africa" over a video tribute to Mandela.

2) President Obama also spoke to the crowd about Mandela's life and legacy. The crowd in Soweto seemed to like it. A lot. Perhaps we could talk about that?

I was relieved that ceremony organizers found room for Obama in a packed schedule, and was overjoyed when Obama absolutely nailed the speech. But yeah, he also posed for a selfie. OH NOES!

3) Even if we one plays along with the bullshit narratives that taking a selfie is totes disrespectful or un-feminist or whatever (see also), this is probably as good a time as any to note that the United States didn't always have a great relationship with Nelson Mandela or the African National Congress. The US supported South Africa's rulers throughout apartheid. Our government was on the side of Mandela's jailers, although many of us (including Barack Obama) protested our policy towards South Africa.

Even if Obama's selfie was disrespectful (no, it wasn't), it's definitely an understatement to say his performance represented a marked improvement over many of our past leaders.

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Time's Person of the Year: Pope Francis

[Content Note: Christian Supremacy; misogyny; disablism; clergy abuse; class warfare; homophobia; war on agency.]

Time has chosen Pope Francis as their 2013 Person of the Year. A few thoughts:

One: Time has not selected an individual woman as its "X of the Year" since then-president of the Philippines Corazon Aquino was named Woman of the Year in 1986. In 1999, Time changed the annual year-end honorific, which had almost exclusively been a "Man of the Year" since its inception, to "Person of the Year," but it merely created an illusion of parity. Still no individual women.

"Person of the Year," my ass. If Time doesn't believe there's been a single individual woman deserving of the title in 27 years, then the least they could do is be honest and go back to calling it what it really is: "Man of the Year."

Because the message being sent by having not found a single woman deserving of the cover in longer than a girl child could be born, attend grammar school and junior high, graduate from high school, graduate from college, get her Master's degree, and settle in at her first job, is not that she could be their "Person of the Year" someday.

It's that she shouldn't waste a dime of her 79-cent-on-the-dollar salary on their garbage magazine.

Two: The failure to find a woman worthy of the title again is objectively bad in any case—but to choose a man who is the figurehead of a colossal international organization that is institutionally misogynistic, a man who said only weeks ago that the male-only priesthood "is not a question open to discussion," a man who oversees the most powerfully influential lobby to deny women access to reproductive healthcare and our very bodily autonomy, a man who refuses to engage with the women in his organization who disagree with him, is an epic affront atop their contemptuous disregard for women.

Three: Last month, the world went wild when Pope Francis touched a man with facial tumors as the result of neurofibromatosis. It's my estimation that not treating someone with a disease like a monster is the most basic sort of human decency, not particularly warranting an international media maelstrom.


This story is emblematic of a larger narrative around Pope Francis that I find deeply objectionable. Which, to be abundantly clear, is not a criticism of the Pope himself, but about the media's regard for him. This is, after all, a post about a major media outlet making him their Person Man of the Year.

Essentially, the narrative boils down to this: Pope Francis is not as overtly heinous as most popes, therefore he is AMAZING.

When Pope Francis says that atheists aren't undiluted evil (which was quietly reversed almost immediately), he's heralded as some sort of beacon of tolerance, even though it's the bare minimum of decency to say that atheists have the capacity for goodness.

When Pope Francis says that the Roman Catholic church has become "obsessed" with abortion, same-sex marriage, and contraception, he's celebrated as a radical reformist, even though the actual content of his message was essentially advising the Church to adjust its messaging on its still homophobic and misogynist doctrine.

When Pope Francis makes it abundantly clear that he is definitely anti-choice, well, that doesn't fit the narrative about how he's a Brand New Pope of Hope and Change, so that doesn't get the same sort of media coverage.

When Pope Francis challenges unfettered capitalism and the exploitation and neglect of the world's poor, he is baked all the cookies forever for being such a progressive pontiff, with nary a peep about the vast wealth of the Catholic Church he oversees, nor their doctrine that encourages even poor people to tithe, i.e. donate 1/10th of their income to the Church, with the tacit promise of eternal life in exchange, nor their policy against contraception which admonishes even poor families to have as many children as "god wills," which more deeply entrenches poverty.

Et cetera.

Sure, Pope Francis seems rather a more decent fellow than most of the popes I've known (we're all besties!) in my lifetime, but this entire narrative balances atop the crumbling edifice of the most paltry expectations of decency for the Catholic leadership. Which is well-deserved, considering, for example, that another thing for which Pope Francis has been widely praised is criminalizing child abuse in the Vatican—something he had to do because it wasn't already illegal.

The problem with over-celebrating Pope Francis for showing evidence of basic decency, especially when the radicalism of many of his positions are overstated, is that is restores credibility to the Catholic Church undeservedly, at a time when the Church continues to resist meaningful accountability for institutional sex abuse and resulting cover-ups, and at a time when the Bishops Conference is meddling in healthcare in the US, and elsewhere, in ways that mean women will fucking die.

I'm sure Pope Francis is a fine dude. Whatever. But let's be clear that he's getting this honor because he is a symbol of the Catholic Church showing the most cursory evidence of decency. I have a problem with the media's investment in that narrative.

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So, a Budget Deal Has Been Struck

And this about sums it up: "House and Senate budget negotiators reached agreement Tuesday on a budget deal that would raise military and domestic spending over the next two years, shifting the pain of across-the-board cuts to other programs over the coming decade and raising fees on airline tickets to pay for airport security."

Ezra Klein details the specifics of the deal here, noting that Republicans compromised on raising spending "only because there are many Republicans who really hate the defense cuts." So they begrudgingly agreed to restoring some domestic spending just to restore defense spending. The result: "Democrats flatly got beat on sequestration. Republicans are keeping — and increasing — the deficit reduction without ever giving up a dime in taxes."

There was, as expected, no extension of unemployment insurance: "During the negotiations, Republicans proved hostile even to limited extensions in unemployment insurance. Right now, the House is expected to vote on Friday to pass the budget deal and delay the SGR's cuts to Medicare's doctor pay. They're expected to let unemployment benefits for 1.3 million long-term unemployed expire."

And yet, it's largely being regarded as a good deal, because the obstructionist Republicans have set the bar so getting anything done. Said President Obama: "This agreement doesn't include everything I'd like — and I know many Republicans feel the same way. That's the nature of compromise. But it's a good sign that Democrats and Republicans in Congress were able to come together and break the cycle of shortsighted, crisis-driven decision making to get this done."

So that's where we are. Bad deals for the country, to avoid catastrophe manufactured by indecent stewards.

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