Utah Now Has 72 Hour Waiting Period for Abortions

[Content Note: Reproductive rights.]

As of today, Utah has the longest waiting period for abortions in the nation, as law requiring a pregnant person to wait 72 hours goes into effect:

"For some people that may be a point of celebration," said Planned Parenthood of Utah Director Karrie Galloway. "For others it may be a point of heartache."
And for everyone, it is profoundly hostile to their agency, their capacity for self-determination and self-knowledge.

Again, I will note that forcing a pregnant person to wait to get an abortion will not change the circumstances which brought hir to an abortion clinic in the first place.

A pregnant person who is coerced by the state, via guilt or inconvenience, into not terminating the pregnancy will not be magically cured by a three-day delay of a devoid of the will to parent, or the lack of better options, or under- or unemployment, or being broke, or massive debt, or being uninsured, or the lack of daycare, or the inability to care for hirself and/or hir existing children, or the need to take medication that zie can't take while pregnant, or the likelihood of passing on a fatal recessive genetic disorder, or the enmeshment in an unhealthy or abusive relationship, or whatever circumstance(s) made abortion hir preferred option.

Abortions don't happen because women and other people with uteri are stupid or thoughtless or rash or uninformed. (In fact, young women especially are more likely to be uninformed about abortion than their other options.) Underlying this absurd law is rank paternalism rooted in the misogynist fallacy that women get abortions impulsively and must be stopped by the sage gentlemen whose "objectivity" is protected by their safe remove to august statehouses that aren't sullied by the messy complexities of real life like the grotty experiences of bespoiled womenfolk and other uterined ones.

But if you have concerns about state legislators making decisions about what should happen—and when—to the bodies of pregnant people, well...
The sponsor of the measure, state GOP Rep. Steve Eliason, believes the concerns are misplaced.

"I think it's a positive change for women and children [sic]," said Eliason. "At the end of the day, it's a consumer-protection law.

"The focus of this bill is women having time to consider all of the information that is given to them when facing a life-altering decision that somebody else is making money off of," he said.

Eliason compared it to a cancer patient receiving all the relevant information before beginning treatment. And he pointed to legal waiting periods already in force for such things as adoptions, mortgage approval, marriage and divorce -- all of which, unlike abortion, can be undone.

"I've never known anybody who's undone an abortion," Eliason said.
Rage. Seethe. Boil. One of these things is not like the others. The disingenuousness of this guy is breathtaking. But, setting aside his absurd equivalence, I'd just like to note the irony that "pro-lifers" support waiting periods for abortion, but not for purchasing guns. That's a violation of Constitutional rights, but telling a pregnant person zie needs to wait to access a legal medical procedure because zie's probably too stupid to have seriously contemplated the consequences is a moral imperative.

There isn't enough whut in the world for these people.

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Generally Dreadful

GOOD MORNING! (Or whatever!) I hope everyone is as excited as Mitt Romney is this morning! And he is VERY EXCITED!

image of Mitt Romney laughing at a campaign event

What could be making The Mittster such a happypants this morning...? He got the coveted RICK SANTORUM ENDORSEMENT last night, that's what! And it was such a terrific endorsement!
Former presidential hopeful Rick Santorum urged his supporters to back fellow Republican Mitt Romney's campaign Monday in a late-night email that ignored that Santorum once calling Romney the "worst Republican in the country" during their bitter contest.

..."The primary campaign certainly made it clear that Gov. Romney and I have some differences. But there are many significant areas in which we agree," Santorum wrote, citing common ground in economic, social and foreign policy.

He added: "Above all else, we both agree that President Obama must be defeated. The task will not be easy. It will require all hands on deck if our nominee is to be victorious. Gov. Romney will be that nominee and he has my endorsement."
Ha ha PERFECT. That is just a perfect endorsement. To call it tepid would be hyperbole. I was watching things come out of Matt Lauer's face about this endorsement earlier today, and he said it came in the 13th paragraph of a late-night email. LOL! Talk about burying the lede!

"I am so enthusiastic about Mitt Romney's campaign that I am digitally endorsing him under cover of night, buried deep within the fetid bowls of my typically noxious rantings."—Rick Santorum.

image of Rick Santorum spewing out a hideous endorsement

Good job, Rick Santorum! You're a real team player! And congratulations, Mitt Romney! This is obviously a great coup for a solid candidate!

Speaking of how great Mitt Romney is, Mitt Romney failed to challenge a woman in the audience of a town hall campaign event yesterday who accused President Obama of treason, a crime punishable by death. Romney said afterwards that "of course" he didn't agree with her, but nonetheless did not contradict her while going on to answer her question about reducing the size of the federal government.

IF HE CAN'T EVEN STAND UP TO LADY TREASONHEAD, HOW WILL HE STAND UP TO THE TERRORISTS?! ANSWER ME THAT!!!

In other Mitt Romney news, Mitt Romney is a dildobrain.

Hey! Here's a charming story about how Mitt Romney is also an entitled asshole who literally thinks the law doesn't apply to him! Ha ha oh Mitt Romney, you are such a scamp! And by scamp I mean highly privileged dude whose behavior is sooooo gross.

Finally! Igor Volsky at Think Progress: White House Hounded by Questions about Obama's Same-Sex Marriage Position for 21 Minutes. Whoooooooops! Here is some free advice: Be in favor of marriage equality! Not only is that the decent thing to do, and will cut down on the very embarrassing pressers, but it will also stop actual progressives from laughing contemptuously every time the President stands in front of a FORWARD sign, despite his retrofuck public position on the basic rights of gay/bi Americans.

image of President Obama at a campaign event standing below a FORWARD sign, which I have altered to read FORWARDish

Talk about these things! Or don't. Whatever makes you happy. Life is short.

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RIP Maurice Sendak

Maurice Sendak, notoriously grumpy author and illustrator of children's books like Where the Wild Things Are, has died at age 83.

Sendak sitting in front of an image of one of his characters from WTWTA

I read Where the Wild Things Are so many times when I was a kid that I can still recite the entire thing by heart. The notion that one could be angry, naughty, a little bit weird, imperfect, and still be worthy and loved was one that was compellingly attractive to me, and is still. What impulse there is in me to make mischief despite strong disincentives to step out of line is owed in part to Mr. Sendak and his monsters.

[Note: If there are less flattering things to be said about Sendak, they have been excluded because I am unaware of them, not as the result of any deliberate intent to whitewash his life. Please feel welcome to comment on the entirety of his work and life in this thread.]

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Question of the Day

What do you appreciate now that you never imagined you'd appreciate so much when you were younger?

For me: A perfect, still silence.

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What I'm Listening To

Or: Look at what Joshua Ledet did last week.

Joshua Ledet, "To Love Somebody"


I have probably watched this one hundred million times since last week. On the night that it aired, scATX and I were texting each other like goofballs. "I LOVE HIM!" each of us said fully a thousand times.

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Photo of the Day

image of President Barack Obama and First Lady Michelle Obama at a campaign rally, in front of a huge crowd

From the first official 2012 campaign rally for President Barack Obama, which took place in Columbus, Ohio on Saturday. Photo by Anne Savage, who has more, including interactive panoramic images, here. Go look!

While I was away, the Obama reelection campaign also unveiled its new slogan: FORWARD. I like it. It very simply conveys that one party wants to drag us backward, and one party wants to pursue progress, at least in theory. What do you think of it?

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The Parks and Rec Open Thread

I know, I know—we've missed TWO WEEKS! So instead of just waiting and trying to cram all three weeks into a single thread this Friday, I figured I'd do one today, so we can discuss "The Debate" and "Bus Tour." Which were both obviously SO GREAT! (Except for the pie in Jerry's face, which made me sad. Boo.) I loved Ron stealing the cable, and Andy's reenactment of Rambo, and Donna's sacrifice of her precious Benz for Leslie, which made me laugh and blub at the same time because OMG this show. I love that Bobby Newport's position on abortion is, "You know, let's just all have a good time." LOL!

image of Leslie Knope at a podium giving an incredulous look to Bobby Newport, also at a podium, during a debate
The Debate

image of Chris Traeger, Leslie Knope, and Ann Perkins on the bus; Chris is wearing a t-shirt with Leslie's face on it, and I have added an arrow pointing to it labeled BEST SHIRT EVER
Bus Tour

Discuss.

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Daily Dose of Cute

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Lady Zelda of Pigglesworth

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BushQuotes!

Chapter 3, page 28: "The need to align authority and responsibility is a fundamental management principle that has been too often violated when it comes to running public schools. When you give local schools and teachers the responsibility for teaching, yet try to have a distant authority dictate how they do so, you have defied this management principle and created a convenient excuse for failure."

For real. They should General Zod into the Phantom Zone whatever nincompoop came up with No Child Left Behind, amirite, Dubs?

(Clearly, despite my best efforts, I failed to lose this book behind a couch last week.)

[From George Bush's A Charge to Keep, gifted to me by Deeky, because he hates me. In the US, all people who plan to run for president write a shitty book. (Some are less shitty than others, by which I mean the Democrats' books.) A Charge to Keep was George W. Bush's shitty I-wanna-be-president book, published in 1999. I am blogging one random quote per page every day until I have either made my way through the book or lost it behind a couch.]

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Elton John, "The Bitch Is Back"

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Quote of the Day

"I would like to come back to India and just wander around without the streets being closed. I just want to get back to taking some deep breaths, feeling that there are other ways I can continue to serve."—Secretary of State Hillary Clinton, in Kolkata, India today, saying once more that her future aspirations do not include another run for the presidency.

She added that she hopes and expects to see a woman elected in her lifetime, though.

Secretary of State Hillary Clinton with India's West Bengal state Chief Minister Mamata Banerjee
US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton (L) is welcomed by India's West Bengal state Chief Minister Mamata Banerjee at the Writers' Building, which houses the state secretariat, in Kolkata on May 7, 2012. US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton said May 7 she hoped the United States would elect a woman as president during her lifetime, but again rejected calls for her to make a new White House run. Clinton said that women still suffered from a 'glass ceiling' in politics, complaining that media write of the 'pastel hues' in women leaders' wardrobes even when they are talking about defence policy. [Getty Images]

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Monday Blogaround

This blogaround brought to you by water.

Recommended Reading:

Jessica/scATX: Why I Don't Like the Phrase "The War on Women"

Andy: White House Continues to Spin Biden Remarks on Gay Marriage, 'Clear Distinction' Between Obama and Romney

Pam: NC House Majority Leader Skip Stam Admits National Hate Group Wrote Amendment One

Jem: Sherlock Recap: 'A Scandal in Belgravia'

Megan: The Five-Year Engagement: Exploration of Gender Roles & Lovable Actors Can't Save Rom-Com's Subtly Anti-Feminist Message

Kevin: What if the male Avengers posed like the female ones?

Arturo: Half-Baked: Popchips and Ashton Kutcher's Brownface Fiasco

Krugman: Those Revolting Europeans

Leave your links and recommendations in comments...

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Today in Fat Hatred

[Content Note: Fat hatred; racism; misogyny.]

Coming not a month after their last profoundly contemptuous cover, Newsweek offers this charming cover image this week [via @scATX]:

cover of Newsweek magazine featuring a white, blue-eyed baby in a diaper holding a container of French fries, accompanied by text reading: 'When I Grow Up, I'm Going to Weigh 300 Lbs. Help!'

The description of the cover from Newsweek's Tumblr:
Obesity. Making American children more snuggly since 1972.

This week's cover features this blue-eyed little angel warning us of America's coming obesity crisis. We're fat, she's (he?) saying, and we're only getting fatter. So why is she on our cover? A new four-part HBO documentary (premiering next Monday and Tuesday) called "The Weight of the Nation" warns that the coming generation of Americans could even have shorter lifespans than the previous one. In Newsweek, Gary Taubes, author of "Why We Get Fat: And What to Do About It," takes a critical look at the film, and writes about the greater issue of obesity in America.
There is a lot to unpack about this image and the accompanying frames about fatness, and I'm going to let you have at it in comments. I just want to point out the assumption that the baby is female and the pointed note that "she" is a "blue-eyed angel," in order that we may be extra worried about the possibility that she will grow up to be a fat white lady who fails to fulfill her primary purpose as privileged sex object for straight men.

Sure, sayeth Newsweek, it's terrible when white dudes and people of color are fat because gross I MEAN HEALTH, but it's a GODDAMNED TRAGEDY when a nice blue-eyed white girl weighs THREE HUNDRED FUCKING POUNDS (guess how much this blue-eyed white girl weighs? go on, guess!) and ruins what could have been a perfectly good opportunity for straight men to sexualize her.

Other than that: Fat does not axiomatically equal unhealthy. Nor does not-fat axiomatically equal healthy. For the one millionth time.

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Generally Speaking

Well, this seems as good a time as any to switch from Primarily Speaking to Generally Speaking, since Mitt Romney is all but officially the Republican nominee at this point, now that Newt Gingrich has dropped out (we're all devastated, I'm sure) and Ron Paul remains trapped under the weight of his own rhetorical excess somewhere. It's come down to Obama v. Romney, and this November, we will celebrate the robust vibrancy of our diverse republic by electing one of these two gentleman millionaires:

image of Obama and image of Romney in tuxedos
"Cheers, mate!"

Yay for democracy!

Speaking of not meaningfully representing all of the citizens of the United States and/or their interests, President Barack Obama continues to "evolve" on same-sex marriage, but the rest of his administration has evidently found some sort of Darwinian time-warp that hastens evolution, as Vice-President Joe Biden and Secretary of Education Arne Duncan both expressed support for marriage equality over the weekend.

It's possible that they were both off-message, but unlikely: My guess is that it's a strategic trial balloon to see if Obama can get away with sending out surrogates in support of same-sex marriage. If there's blowback, they'll have Biden roll it back; if it's well-received, I'd look for a supportive statement from Secretary of State Hillary Clinton next.

Hashtag: #tepidadvocate

In either case, maybe cool it with the gay jokes.

Speaking of jerks, John McCain has some hot advice for Mitt Romney: He should pick a running mate "he knows he could trust." Ha ha good one, John McCain! You are a font of wisdom!

In other genius news, a terrific video has emerged of Mitt Romney at a private campaign event last month, held at the lavish estate of pizza magnate John "Papa John" Schnatter.


Outside of Schnatter's giant mansion, Romney says, at the beginning of the video: "What a welcome. What a place this is—my goodness! Who would've imagined pizza could build this? This is really something. Don't you love this country? What a home this is; what grounds these are—the pool, the golf course. You know, if a Democrat were here, he'd look around and say no one should live like this. [laughter] Republicans come here and say everyone should live like this! All right? [applause] This is a real tribute to America, to entrepreneurship."

I hope the Obama campaign just plays that video over and over and over from now until November, because it perfectly encapsulates everything that's wrong with Mitt Romney and the GOP.

For one thing, it's dishonest as all fuck: There are lots and lots of rich Democrats, including our President, every Democratic member of the Senate, many Democratic members of the House, and countless Democratic donors. Democrats are capitalists. It's just that not every capitalist believes in an unregulated free market and unfair taxation that means there are people living "like this" on the backs of people who lack basic necessities.

Secondly, just no: Not everyone should live "like this," since living "like this" is a hugely disproportionate drain on the world's limited resources. Maintaining a huge home with substantial grounds uses lots of energy. Maintaining a pool and a golf course uses lots of energy and yields lots of pollutants. It's not remotely reasonable to suggest every USian should live like that.

...Which doesn't even get into whether every USian ever could live like that. As I've written previously, if you want to be the kind of person who doesn't clean your own mansion, or landscape your own grounds, or clean your own pool, or maintain your own private golf course holy shit, then there are going to have to be people who fill all those jobs—and unless you're willing to pay each of them a seven-figure wage, how the fuck do you get off saying that everyone should live like a multimillionaire?

...Which itself doesn't even get into the fact that not every person wants to live like that. Some of us make choices to pursue jobs like, oh I dunno, social work, or public eduction, or nursing, or law enforcement, or firefighting, or social justice advocacy, or any one of a number of jobs that will never make us millionaires, or anything close, but are nonetheless integral contributions to our communities, country, and culture—which we actually find more personally fulfilling than gazing out at our toxic estates from the balconies of our garbage chateaus.

I mean, granted, public service is no making shitty mass-produced pizzas, which is obviously way more important than saving someone's life or teaching children to read, but still.

Listen, I'm not knocking someone who wants to live in a big house on a huge piece of property with lots of amenities and no regard for their environmental footprint. If that's your dream, good luck to you. I do, however, take issue with the idea that that's everyone's dream, because it isn't. And it is a conservative fallacy that only people who cannot achieve that dream don't dream it. Plenty of us have left corporate careers and corner offices for something more meaningful to us. Not everyone is made happy by amassing.

...Which is to say nothing about the people who are never given the opportunities to be in the privileged position of making that choice in the first place.

I am curious how it is that Mitt Romney plans to provide such a remarkable lifestyle to everyone who does want one, though. Maybe he's proposing paying social workers and teachers and hospital staff and cops et. al. million-dollar salaries? While simultaneously lowering taxes? Well, that sounds good! I can only guess that means he plans to eradicate the Defense Department in its entirety. Radical—but I can definitely get behind it!

Romney stands in front of a flag, speaking into a mic, and throwing up his hand
"I don't know how I'mma do it, but it sounds good!"

Talk about these things! Or don't. Whatever makes you happy. Life is short.

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Aaaaaaaaaand We're Back!

First order of business...

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[Image courtesy of Shutterstock.]

While we were on hiatus, Shakesville moderator Scott Madin and contributor Paul the Spud celebrated birthdays! Happy belated birthdays to Scott and Paul!

Second order of business...

Thanks to everyone who sent kind thoughts during my time off. It was a very recuperative week, which made an amazing difference. I mentioned that my hands were completely fubared, and, about halfway through the week, I noticed they were getting better. I took a picture at that point, and then another at the end of the week. The difference is astonishing.

images of my hands before and after; the first one is very swollen and the second is just my chubby hand looking pretty normal

The other day, Iain said, "I forgot your hands could look that way!" LOL. The rest of me feels a lot better, too.

Our tenth anniversary is coming up next month, and we'd been considering what to do to mark the occasion. We'd been thinking about a trip—the honeymoon we'd never taken, maybe—but, in the end, we stayed home and updated our main living space, replacing the TV stand that looked like it belonged in a college dorm room with something a little more grown-up and replacing the old couch with another that is not a medieval torture device for people under 6' tall. Over the first part of the week, Iain built all the new furniture, and over the second part of the week, we relaxed our asses off on it.

One evening, Tuesday or Wednesday, we were sitting cuddled up and listening to music, both dogs and all three cats on various parts of the new sofa with us, looking ridiculously content. "Increased coziness was definitely the best way to honor our ten years," I observed. Iain agreed.

Sophie, Zelda, and Dudley curled up on the couch together

Matilda and Olivia lying across from each other on different parts of the couch

This morning might be a little slow as I get caught up on email.

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