Whooooooooops Your Broken Promises

Bloomberg reports that Obama has discovered there's less incentive to fix campaign finance laws once you're in office and would like to exploit the giant cracks that undermine meaningful democracy:

Barack Obama pledged as a presidential candidate to strengthen the Federal Election Commission and nominate members "committed to enforcing our nation's election laws."

Since taking office, he hasn't pushed for achievement of either goal.

The president has taken no action to reshape the FEC, even as five of the six commissioners are serving on expired terms. In the meantime, the FEC deadlocked along party lines on whether to consider requiring nonprofits spending millions of dollars on political ads to disclose their donors.

"President Obama should be held responsible for his failure to at the very least nominate replacement commissioners," said Paul Ryan, a lawyer for the Campaign Legal Center, which seeks stronger oversight of political giving. "Notwithstanding his promises to the contrary on the campaign trail, cleaning up Washington has not been a high priority for President Obama."
Hopey changey whoopsy!

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Look at What Joshua Ledet Did This Week


Video Description: American Idol contestant Joshua Ledet, a young black man, sings Sam Cooke's civil rights anthem, "A Change Is Gonna Come."

I love this so much. I love it so much, in fact, that I actually picked up the phone last night and called in a few votes for Joshua Ledet.

Okay, maybe more than a few.

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This is so the worst thing you're going to read all day.

Actual Headline: Why the U.S. Economy Is Biased Against Men.

Actual Subhead: "That women earn 77 cents for every $1 earned by a man is a popular refrain. But look closer. Prejudice against guys in the economy is real and widespread."

Actual Opening Paragraphs:

You've just landed on Planet Zuto.

The Intergalactic Equal Employment Opportunity Commission (IEEOC) has sent you to determine whether Zuto's economy is fair to its two sexes: vozems and zems. Your boss suggests you'll probably find sexism against the vozems.

But your first discovery is that 60 vozems graduate from college for every 40 zems. You discover clues as to why. Despite the under-representation of zems, many scholarships are set aside for vozems, few for zems. The curriculum accentuates vozems' accomplishments, zems' failings. Student groups are funded to encourage vozems, for example, Future BusinessVozems, far fewer for zems.

You beam your first report back to the IEEOC: Zuto U's appear to be sexist against zems, not vozems.

Next, you examine the Zuto Bureau of Labor Statistics and find that the unemployment rate for vozems is 20% lower than for zems. You are shocked to discover that rather than trying to help zems land work, the government deliberately exacerbates zems' deficit: vozem-owned businesses get special preferences in landing government contracts and taxpayer-backed small-business loans are set aside for vozems.

You beam back your next report to the IEEOC: More signs of sexism against zems. Your boss responds, "But vozems earn 77 zits for every 100 zems earn!"
If you guessed that the entirety of the rest of the article similarly elides historical inequities, give yourself 1,000 zits. (Eww.) In Marty Nemko's 1,300-word piece, the word "privilege" never appears once.

I'll direct to you Echidne for a thorough response to this heap of garbage, which I frankly cannot believe The Atlantic published. Embarrassing stuff.

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Another Day, Another Recording of Mel Gibson Violently Screaming Bigoted Garbage

[Content Note: Misogyny.]

In the latest recording of famous dirtbag Mel Gibson ranting and raving, he refers to his ex, Oksana Grigorieva, the mother of his daughter, as "a filthy little cocksucker" and screams at his guests, "Fucking cunt cocksucker whore!"

This was all recorded by Joe Eszterhas' 15-year-old son, there with his parents, who I can only imagine was freaked the fuck out by Gibson behaving like a cavernous asshole.

I find it amazing that someone who so evidently hates pretty much everyone who isn't a straight, white, cis, conservative Catholic man continues to find people to defend him, to work with him, to give him a place at the table of influence.

The ongoing Mel Gibson saga is a perfect example of the phenomenon about which I've spoken before where someone (especially someone famous), who is very privileged, is given chance after chance by other privileged people, despite repeated displays of vicious bigotry, because no one seems able to believe anyone is really that hateful. It must be mental illness, or addiction, or exhaustion, or just being misunderstood aww. (As if any of the above causes bigotry. Nope!) Their defenders twist themselves into rhetorical contortions of rationalization, looking for some kind of excuse, any kind of excuse, besides the obvious—that some people really are just that hateful.

Misgoyny, homophobia, racism, transphobia, ableism, fat hatred—these are things that exist only in the abstract, according to the excuse-makers. No one ever really holds those ideals, and no one ever really gets hurt by them.

Yeah, sure, he might say violently misogynist things, but HE'S NO MISOGYNIST!

Of course he isn't. No one ever is.

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Open Thread

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Question of the Day

What is the most indispensable item in your kitchen? (Besides appliances, cupboards, sink...)

Mine is absolutely our steamer. We've got the one Spudsy featured here: It's a Hamilton Beach electric steamer, which costs less than $30. I use it almost every night—protein in one compartment, veggies in the other. I satisfy our urge for variety with different sauces and spice rubs, which I make from scratch, sans sugar and with minimal or no salt, to accommodate Iain's diabetes and my highish blood pressure.

It makes dinner suuuuuuuuuper easy, and clean-up even easier. I love that thing.

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BushQuotes!

Chapter 2, page 22: "On several weekends, I had visited Yale to watch football games, and I was impressed by the campus. The dean tactfully suggested I might think of other universities as well."

Ha ha but of course Dubya got in, because legacy nepotism. And why not? He loved the football games he'd attended!

Privilege and Balls: The Journey Continues.

[From George Bush's A Charge to Keep, gifted to me by Deeky, because he hates me. In the US, all people who plan to run for president write a shitty book. (Some are less shitty than others, by which I mean the Democrats' books.) A Charge to Keep was George W. Bush's shitty I-wanna-be-president book, published in 1999. I am blogging one random quote per page every day until I have either made my way through the book or lost it behind a couch.]

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Whoooops Your Catholic Faithful!

[Content note: homophobia, Christian supremacy, misogyny]

This may be some of the best news I've seen on the religious front for a while: Catholic parishes standing up to the homophobic demands of their leadership:

The congregation at Seattle’s Our Lady of the Lake Catholic Church gave the Rev. Tim Clark a standing ovation Sunday when he announced that the parish would not gather signatures for a referendum to repeal same-sex marriage. The parish became the sixth in Seattle to opt out of the petition drive for Referendum 74 that has been endorsed and foisted on parishes by Archbishop J. Peter Sartain. “I am happy to report that Our Lady of the Lake parishoners have been overwhelmingly and, thus far, unanimously supportive of the decision I made NOT to gather signatures in support of this Referendum,” Clark wrote in response to an e-mail.”
I don't want to overstate this, because the Roman Catholic church remains very much a not-democracy, and the Archbishop Peter J. Sartrain, who has been foisting this petition drive on his parishes, sounds like a real not-peach. He's been trying to muster Catholics in favor of Referendum 74, which would block Washington's new same-sex marriage law.

But this outright refusal to accede to the Archbishop's wishes touches on a post I made back in February arguing that the Conference of Catholic Bishops' attempts to mobilize a "Catholic voting bloc" a la the conservative evangelical Protestant vote, would backfire badly. Yes, on paper the Church is very hierarchical; in practice, Catholic voters are much more diverse than the Bishops would like to admit:
Despite the fervent efforts of the U.S. Catholic Bishops in the last decade to turn Roman Catholics into single-issue voters focused on abortion, they just aren't. Despite hints, or even outright threats, of excommunication for supporting pro-choice politicians, a majority of Catholic voters supported Obama in 2008. In the fall, the UCCB is threatening that Obama could lose "the Catholic vote." While I'm sure that a year of political sermons will definitely shave off some voters, there are still liberals and moderates in the pews. There are still Kennedy Catholics and Vatican II Catholics, the people for whom serving the poor and needy is more important than controlling women's wombs—indeed, there are Catholics who object to these draconian attempts to control the bodies of women et. al.
And lest anyone doubt for an instant that the current campaign by the Catholic hierarchy against teh gays is intimately related to its war on teh wimminz, let me note that Archbishop Satrain has also been appointed to head up a "major reform" of Catholic women's religious congregations (that's nuns to you and me) "to ensure their fidelity to Catholic teaching in areas including abortion, euthanasia, women's ordination and homosexuality." (Cue ominous music.)

So, the guy the Vatican has tagged to keep the sisters from speaking out in support of women's rights and gay rights and like can't even keep his parishes in line. Great pick, Vatican! His leadership skills are obviously as wonderful as his opinions! You are not only acting very Jesus-y, you are acting very competently!

Meanwhile, genuine wishes of good luck to Our Lady of the Lake and other parishes and individuals who dare to take a public stand stand against the bigotry and not-peachness of His not-Excellency. I have a feeling you are going to need it.

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Countdown to Parks & Rec's Return

image of Amy Poehler as Leslie Knope lying at the bottom of a pit

Tomorrow, after what has felt like an interminable hiatus, Parks & Recreation will return with new episodes, THANK MAUDE.

I miss it SO MUCH! I feel like I've been at the bottom of THE PIT for eleventy years!

The other day, Iain and I were fantasy-casting various characters in The Hobbit (like ya do), and I was insistent that Nick Offerman as Ron Swanson should be cast as Beorn.

I'm pretty sure that's a serious symptom of Parks & Rec withdrawal.

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Fair and Balanced

[Content Note: Animal cruelty.]

The Romney campaign responded to the most recent round of whatthefuckery regarding Mitt and Ann Romney's mistreatment of their family dog, and naturally it was not to acknowledge that maybe there's something to the concerns about the decision-making regarding a vulnerable and trusting animal in the Romneys' care, but to point out (video starts playing automatically at link) that President Barack Obama mentioned in his memoir Dreams from My Father: A Story of Race and Inheritance he ate dog meat as a child while living in Indonesia.

Obama lived in Indonesia from the ages of six to ten, approximately.

image of Dudley making a WTF face and saying, 'Are you fucking kidding me?'

Leaving aside (seriously: leave it aside) discussion about the ethics of meat-eating and cultural disparities in favored meats, the Romney campaign is comparing something that Obama did as a child at the behest of a step-father who was introducing him to a faith tradition that includes the belief "that a man took on the powers of whatever he ate," to the conscious acts of highly privileged adults who endangered their family pet for convenience.

That the Romney campaign believes these two things to be equivalent is truly absurd.

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When You Throw a War, There Will Be War Crimes

[Content Note: War; violence; dehumanization.]

The LA Times has a big story today, which contains graphic images provided to them by an anonymous soldier, about photographs of US troops posing with bodies of dead Afghans, which has prompted a military investigation.

I don't really have anything to say about the story, except to observe that this is what happens during wars. The US tells itself sanctimonious morality tales about global leadership and exceptionalism, and then goes to war with shock and awe and indulgent parades, and then acts fucking surprised when it turns out ugly things happen during wars and US soldiers aren't impervious to being evil, or foolish, or susceptible to the psyche-walloping effects of sustained exposure to gruesome trauma.

There will be conclusions about "bad apples" and so forth, as there always are, but, the truth is, there is only one solution to this problem: Get the fuck out of Afghanistan and stop going to war with the contemptible belief that it will ever be any different than this.

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Daily Dose of Cute

Olivia loves the tethered mouse with a feather tail on her new cat condo sooooo much! She can amuse herself for hours with it. This is what it's like being in my office while I work. Just add the sound of typing, lol.


Video Description: Olivia the Big White and Tabby Farm Cat plays enthusiastically with a little white mouse toy that has a white feathered tail, attached to her cat condo with an elastic string.

And after playtime, it's naptime. Naturally.

photo taken in vintage style of Olivia lying on her cat condo

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Snapshots of a Week (or so) of Being a Woman Geek

About a week ago I read an article by Evan Narcisse, posted at Kotaku, about his concern for his daughter and what she will--and will not--experience as a girl gamer (when she's older):

[L]ike any father, I wonder what she's going to find when I start letting her engage with the medium I love and work with. More specifically, there's two big problems I see her having when she powers up her first handheld or console game.

She's Not Going to Find Anyone That Looks Like Her

Leaving aside the specific mix of her parentage—Black and Asian, if you must know—this little bundle of cute is going to grow up into a brown woman. Have you seen where brown women wind up in video game casting? Sassy sidekicks are the best of it, folks. And maybe she won't be offended by the Letitias she meets, but they're not going to engender any great love in her either. They're not going to resemble her aunts or her cousins or her school friends.

[...]

Now, you might say, "Evan, I play video games every day that don't have people that look like me. So do you for that matter!" That's true. But I want different for her. I want better for her. [...]

[...]

The Whole Girl Gamer Thing

I used to work at Teen People Magazine ten years ago. Back then, the fact that girls played video games still got treated like a mind-blowing revelation. Nowadays, the air of novelty is gone but it's been replaced by a distrust or dismissal. And the flip side of this is even worse, when women who play games are exoticized or fetishized.

[...]

If she were of age to play video games now, I'd be extremely wary of the reflections—or more accurately, the lack thereof—she'd find staring back at her.[...]
The comments. Oh the comments. They reminded me of why I generally have the rule of "Never Read The Comments". The comments are a vulgar display of privileged assholes whining about how they "don't see race", why do you people keep having to bring it up--and that 'girl gamer' thing, can't you just shut up about it already?

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(Scene: checkout counter at GameStop)

Dude Employee: Did you want another game? It's buy two, get one free.

Me: Ummm, no. I'm not sure what [my husband] wants, or the kids for that matter.

Dude Employee: Ok.

(pay for game)

Me: Oh! Do you all have Kingdoms of Amalur? I didn't see it on the shelves. Also, is Dragon's Dogma open for pre-order? I was checking into both of them the other day and they look really interesting. The demo for Kingdoms was fun.

Dude Employee: Let me check here. (pause) Yeah, we have Kingdoms. Did you want it? Dragon's Dogma comes out May and is open for reserving now. Did you want to do that today?

Me: Hmmmm. Well. Noooo, not today. I should probably save my money for vacation in a couple weeks, instead of buying video games. But thank you for checking into them!

Dude Employee: Ok! Well, if your husband is still interested in either of them, especially Kingdoms because it is pre-owned, he can come in tomorrow and still get the two-for-one sale.

Me: (stares at employee) Those two games, plus the one I just bought, are for ME.

Dude Employee: Uh...oh. Uh, sorry.

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Wednesday Blogaround

This blogaround brought to you by leaves.

Recommended Reading:

Shani: Mitt Romney's Dismal Racial Justice Track Record

Jacqueline: Mitt Romney's Dismal Record on Women's Health

Pauline: I Used to Have Ann Romney's Life. I Had it Easy.

Megan: With a Complex Black Female Protagonist Created by a Black Female Showrunner, I'm Rooting for 'Scandal'

Mike: If Other Countries Can Make Paying Taxes Easy, Why Can't the US?

Tigtog: Look What I Found: A Picture of Mass Murderer Breivik That Doesn't Play to His Hero Script

Andy: Eyeless Shrimp, Fish with Lesions Seen as Result of BP Deepwater Horizon Oil Spill

Quirky Black Girls: Journeystones: Angry Intellectuals Release!

And Atrios announces THE ONE TRUE WANKER OF THE DECADE: Tom Friedman.

Leave your links and recommendations in comments...

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Number of the Day

$33.2 billion: The amount of proposed cuts by House Republicans to the Supplemental Nutrition Assistance Program over the next ten years, because the GOP would literally see poor people starve in order to subsidize tax breaks for millionaires.

"Let them eat bootstraps!"—The GOP.

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Two-Minute Nostalgia Sublime



Bill Medley & Jennifer Warnes: "(I've Had) The Time of My Life"

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Quote of the Day

"Well, it must be a slow news day if this has made the air, Brian, but for what it's worth, I did send a congratulatory note to Governor Romney the other day, offered to do anything I could to help him, and here I am. ... He's already won our nomination. He earned it. He's proven himself the best nominee we could put forward, and I'm just happy to sign on and help him."—Indiana Governor Mitch Daniels, endorsing Mitt Romney rather hilariously on Fox News this morning. If you can, watch the video for the full effect of his endorsement and what I will charitably describe as its cavernous lack of enthusiasm.

image of Mitch Daniels giving a speech to which I have added text reading: 'Hi, I'm Mitch Daniels, and I would like to offer my unreserved endorsement of Mitt Romney by damning him with faint praise.  I might muster a little more passion for this candidate if he makes me his veep, but I'm not promising anything.  I mean, you've met him right?  Heard his terrific 'car elevator' material? Yikes. Anyway, vote for Mitt Romney or whatever.  I'm Mitch Daniels, and I reluctantly approve this message.'

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Ted Nugent Doubles Down, Because Free Speech!

[Content Note: Violence; eliminationism; racism; anti-Semitism; misogyny; dehumanization; disablism.]

Are you so surprised that Ted Nugent refuses to apologize for his violent assassination fantasies and instead chose to double down on them? It's so surprising, right? (It's not surprising.)

"I'm a black Jew at a Nazi-Klan rally," the rock star complained to [conservative radio host Dana Loesch]. "And there are some power-abusing, corrupt monsters in our federal government that despise me because I have the audacity to speak the truth."

Nugent continued: "I spoke at the NRA and will stand by my speech. It's 100 percent positive. It's about we the people taking back our American dream from the corrupt monsters in the federal government under this administration, the communist czars he has appointed."

...Later in the radio interview, Nugent went after Democratic National Committee chairwoman Debbie Wasserman Schultz, who condemned Nugent's remarks on Tuesday as she called on Romney to answer for the rocker's rhetoric with a DNC petition and web video.

"Wasserman Schultz is such a brain-dead, soulless idiot," Nugent told Loesch. "I could not be more proud that this soulless, heartless idiot feebly attempts to find fault with Ted Nugent, because I am on the right track and she just encourages me to stand stronger."

Nugent also compared Wasserman Schultz and House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-Calif.) to "varmints."

"Varmints are sometimes clever, but they're really easy to outmaneuver," Nugent said, before calling Pelosi a "sub-human scoundrel."
This is straight-up eliminationist rhetoric, directed specifically at members of the Democratic party from marginalized populations—our African-American president, the Jewish female DNC chair, the female House Minority Leader and former Speaker of the House. And while talking about them as vermin, he frames himself, a privileged straight white cis man, as a "black Jew at a Nazi-Klan rally."

I would say that's unbelievable, except for how all of this is coming out of Ted Nugent's face, which makes it par for the course.

In a decent country, in which marginalized people's safety was prioritized over privileged people's "free speech," and in which incitement weren't a concern generally until after someone is already fucking dead, Ted Nugent would be in a cell.

But in this country, with our reflexive reverence for a policy of "free speech," as if speech exists in a void, we're more worried about "censorship," because a minor restriction on a privileged person's unfettered right to engage in hate speech is considered a more burdensome encroachment on freedom than the right of people at whom hate speech is directed to live a life free of rhetorical terror.

And actual terror, given the preponderance of evidence across cultures that violent hate speech in the public square begets actual violence within the square.

Much like demeaning narratives used against Hillary Clinton, my concern isn't so much with the well-protected President Obama, DNC Chair Wasserman Schultz, or Minority Leader Pelosi—although it is certainly with them, too, for obvious reasons—but with the average citizens whose lives are made less safe by racist, anti-Semitic, misogynist, and otherwise incendiary narratives of oppression and hatred in the cultural ether.

Anyone who understands my oft-cited turns of phrase "This Shit Doesn't Happen in a Void" and "My Rights End Where Yours Begin" ought to be able to understand why protecting hate speech is in practice a wildly irresponsible policy, particularly in a culture with deep institutional biases that confer more weight upon privileged voices and the messages they carry.

The US's "absolutist" free speech laws are routinely defended on the basis that if some speech is limited, it's a slippery slope until your speech is limited—but that's demonstrably manifest horseshit. There are other countries which don't have absolutist free speech laws—they have mature free speech policies in which mature people acknowledge the fundamental difference between "unpopular speech with a purpose" and "wanton hate speech with no purpose except hate," e.g. some fuckwad talking about how Democratic leaders need to be exterminated like varmints. And there's no slippery slope, because the difference is easily discernible.

The irony, of course, is that the US already doesn't have abolutist free speech laws, anyway—which is why we're not allowed to yell "Fire!" in the proverbial crowded movie theater. (Or at a crowded book-burning, lulz.) The damnable lie that makes restrictions on hate speech so difficult to find support for even among US progressives is that we have absolutist free speech. We don't.

We're just eminently more willing, in continuation of our grand history of giving the finger to marginalized people, to turn an indifferent eye to the patently fucking obvious relationship between uncensored hate speech and hate crimes. And we're dishonest enough to slap a "free speech" sticker on it.

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KT + Hillz BFF 4-Eva

image of a little girl handing a drawing to Hillary Clinton, who smiles at her
Katie Amen, 4, with her mother Kathryn Amen, hands a drawing that says "Hillary Clinton and Katie" to Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton during a visit to the U.S. Embassy in Brasilia, Brazil, Monday April 16, 2012. [AP Photo]

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Primarily Endless

GOOD MORNING! (Or whatever!) I have just spent one million hours looking through wire photos of President Obama's state trip to Cartegena for the Summit of the Americas, and here is one of them!

image of President Obama smiling broadly while having his picture taken

There are many pictures like this, of President Obama looking all statesperson-like and warm and serious and intelligent, and after seeing about twelve jillion of them, all I could think was how totally fucking awesome it is to have once again a president who isn't an international embarrassment. Despite the fact that I have both domestic and foreign policy differences with President Obama, and am often aggravated by his administration as a result, I am proud that he's my president. I am proud to be represented abroad by him.

Which, by the way, makes the Secret Service's lack of ethical and responsible conduct before the President's arrival even more disgraceful. All of our presidents are, of course, worth protecting—but some earn it merely by virtue of the office, and some earn it by elevating the office. President Obama is in the latter category, meriting solemn fealty by both position and principle.

Anyway! In election news...

Reuters—Obama Easily Beating Romney Among U.S. Women: "American women favor Barack Obama by a 14-point margin over Mitt Romney, a Reuters/Ipsos poll showed on Tuesday... Fifty-one percent of registered women voters support the Democratic president, according to the poll, compared with 37 percent who favor Romney." Ha ha WHAT A SURPRISE! I am so surprised! (I am not surprised.)

On the one hand, this poll is happy-making because it underlines how truly important women and women's issues are. On the other hand, this poll is totally fucking depressing because women are breaking big for a candidate who doesn't personally seem to give too much of a shit about women's issues, and doesn't have to, because his opponent is SO TERRIBLE. Sigh etc.

Think Progress—Catholic Bishop Claims Obama Is 'Following a Similar Path' to Hitler:
In a mass proceeding a Catholic men's march this weekend, Bishop Daniel Jenky delivered a homily that appears better suited to an episode of the Glenn Beck Show than to a celebration of religious faith. As part of a lengthy historical lecture on past attacks on the Catholic church, Jenky claimed that President Obama is following in the footsteps of Adolf Hitler:
The Church will survive the entrenched corruption and sheer incompetence of our Illinois state government, and even the calculated disdain of the President of the United States, his appointed bureaucrats in HHS, and of the current majority of the federal Senate....

Hitler and Stalin, at their better moments, would just barely tolerate some churches remaining open, but would not tolerate any competition with the state in education, social services, and health care.

In clear violation of our First Amendment rights, Barack Obama – with his radical, pro abortion and extreme secularist agenda, now seems intent on following a similar path.
Emphasis original. Ian at TP wryly notes: "For the record, Hitler tried to systematically exterminate the members of faiths that he did not approve of. Obama, by contrast, wants all working women to have access to contraception, regardless of whether they work for a religious employer."

I love the smell of hyperbole in the morning! Speaking of which...

CNN—Romney Cites 'Vast Left Wing Conspiracy': "Speaking to a right wing radio host Tuesday, likely GOP presidential nominee Mitt Romney repurposed a phrase from Hillary Clinton, citing a 'vast left wing conspiracy' brewing in the media and liberal advocacy organizations to derail his campaign." Ha ha yes, that's true. I am part of the vast left-wing conspiracy to derail Mitt Romney's campaign, by pointing out on a regular basis that his policies are a garbage disaster and he is terrible.

And finally! Because you can never poll TOO EARLY (lulz): Clinton and Christie have early 2016 leads. OMG. I need a nap.

Talk about these things! Or don't. Whatever makes you happy. Life is short.

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