Daily Dose of Cute

So, one of the things that I've tried to record a couple of times, with no luck, is the dogs BURSTING out the back door into the garden like they were in a race. They do it every time I let them out, even though 99% of the time, they're whining to come back inside in three minutes or less.

Now, the thing about our house is that we walk through the garage to go out the back door into the garden. We have another back door off the kitchen, but it leads out to a covered deck with another latched door, so going through the garage is easier.

Anyway! One day I was trying to record the DOGGEH YARD SPRINT!!1!eleventy! but instead managed to capture a moment of abject panic when it turned out Iain had accidentally left the garage door open when he left for work and the dogs were heading for the open driveway. Scary business when you've got a sighthound who can be gone instantly if a critter catches his eye. And when you're a clumsy dishit who fell and dropped the leash and had your greyhound rescued by a kind stranger from the middle of the road half a mile away the second day you had him. Ahem.

Everyone was fine, as the dogs immediately turned around when I called them. And because everyone was fine, the recording, which of course I immediately forgot I was making in my instantaneous terror, is fucking hilarious. "Nonononononono!" LOL!


Video Description: Zelda and Dudley wait inside the kitchen door to go out. "Do you need to go out, puppies?" I ask. I open the door to the garage and, as they run out, I realize the garage door is up. I gasp. "No! Nonononononono! Nonononononono! Here! This way, this way! Puppies, this way! Come on!" I open the door to the backyard and make kissy noises. "Come on." They go running past me out into the backyard. "Oh my god," I whisper.

#worstrealityshowever

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Below, all five furry residents of Shakes Manor, in descending age order...

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Number of the Day

[Content Note: Reproductive rights restrictions.]

75: The number of abortion restrictions which have been approved by at least one legislative chamber in state legislatures across the US just in the first quarter of this year.

The Guttmacher Institute reports:

In the first three months of 2012, legislators in 45 of the 46 legislatures that have convened this year introduced 944 provisions related to reproductive health and rights. Half of these provisions would restrict abortion access. So far, 75 abortion restrictions have been approved by at least one legislative chamber, and nine have been enacted. This is below the record-breaking pace of 2011, when 127 abortion restrictions had been approved by at least one body in the first quarter of the year, but still higher than usual for an election year. In 2010, for example, only 46 such restrictions had passed at least one house during the first quarter, while in 2008, only 34 had passed one chamber by that point.

This year legislators are particularly focused on measures that require a woman seeking an abortion to undergo an ultrasound; that limit access to medication abortion; and that prohibit abortion at a specific point in gestation. Legislators in several states—mirroring the debate at the national level—are also considering measures allowing employers to refuse to provide insurance coverage for contraceptive methods.
There is more detail at the link.

Chip, chip, chip... Again I ask why the fuck I'm supposed to care that the Democrats promise to "protect Roe" while letting so many restrictions and hurdles and outright denials of access to abortion be enacted that Roe has been effectively rendered a hollow statute for millions of women and other people with uteri across the US.

Roe isn't an on-off switch, and anyone who believes that it is isn't paying attention.

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Photo of the Day

image of a 'moonbow' over a waterfall
From the Telegraph's Week in Pictures for 13 April 2012: A moonbow - or lunar rainbow - is seen below Victoria Falls from Cataract Island in Zimbabwe. British photographer Charlie Hamilton James captured the phenomenon which is caused by the light of a bright moon hitting the water. [Charlie Hamilton James/Barcroft Media]

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Friday Blogaround

This blogaround brought to you by kitten breath.

Recommended Reading:

Adam: Cory Booker Runs Into a Burning House to Save a Life: I Did 'What Most Neighbors Would Do'

Andrew: Activists Will Keep Pushing Obama on LGBT Workplace Discrimination

Golda: The "I Did It, So You Can Too!" Phenomenon [Content Note: The post at this link contains discussion of fat hatred and body policing.]

Paul: Conservative Journalism Keeps Getting Better

Gabe: Everything About This Nike Video Is a Terrible Fucking Lie

Jamilah: Sepia Mutiny's Closure Is a Reminder: Blogging While Brown Ain't Easy

Angry Asian Man: "We Love Yu Long Time" and the "Yu Dog" [Content Note: The posts at these links contain discussion and images of racism.]

Tigtog: Glenn Beck Is Still Terrible

Quirky Black Girls: I Know: Angry Intellectuals Testify

Chubby Bunnies: Fat Girl and a Peacock, Obviously

Leave your links and recommendations in comments...

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BushQuotes!

Chapter 2, page 19: "For the first time in my life, I went to a private school, Kinkaid, for eighth and ninth grades. I quickly made friends and played football and other sports."

For realz, this book should have been titled "Privilege and Balls."

[From George Bush's A Charge to Keep, gifted to me by Deeky, because he hates me. In the US, all people who plan to run for president write a shitty book. (Some are less shitty than others, by which I mean the Democrats' books.) A Charge to Keep was George W. Bush's shitty I-wanna-be-president book, published in 1999. I am blogging one random quote per page every day until I have either made my way through the book or lost it behind a couch.]

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Primarily Garbage

Well, today's the day, Shakers. Today is the day I stop writing about Ron Paul and Newt Gingrich, because fail. Mitt Romney is still not officially the Republican nominee, but he's literally close enough for government work—or would be, if he weren't going to lose and remain "unemployed," lulz—but when the best news story I could dig up for Gingrich is his announcement he wouldn't serve in a President Romney's theoretical cabinet (Mitt Romney is devastated, I'm sure), and when I'm not even 100% certain that Ron Paul is alive anymore, it's time to say adios to the Three Amigos.

image of Newt Gingrich, Mitt Romney, and Ron Paul as the Three Amigos; their guns have been replaced with a Tiffany's box, a bottle of champagne, and a bag of gold, respectively
For Jessica, by request.

So! Here's all the Mitt Romney news!

Los Angeles TimesMitt Romney Has Girl Trouble: "You'd think a handsome guy like Mitt Romney would not have a problem with the ladies, but his poll numbers show something different. In the 12 swing states that will determine whether he goes to the White House as president or back to one of his many houses as a private citizen, Romney trails President Obama among female voters by a margin of 54% to 36%." Ha ha I JUST LOVE IT when male politicians' unpopularity with female voters because of their rank hostility toward reproductive rights and thus female agency is framed as dating problems! HOW CUTE!

{Please pass me all the barf bags. All of them.}

Meanwhile, Bill O'Reilly wants to know if Mitt Romney is "man enough" to beat President Obama. Of course he does. Because he can't be racist ALL the time! Sometimes he needs to break it up with a little gender essentialist codswallop.

Washington PostCan Mitt Romney Win Over Gun-Owning Skeptics at NRA Speech? Gee, I hope so! And hopefully he will be aided by the utterly absurd and deeply paranoid narratives that President Obama wants to take ALL YOUR GUNS AWAY and give them to Arabs! Or feminists!

NPR—Romney Scores Key Endorsements From Anti-Abortion Groups: "A decade ago, while running for Massachusetts governor, Mitt Romney vowed to 'preserve and protect a woman's right to choose' abortion. On Thursday, the presumptive Republican presidential nominee won the endorsement of both the oldest and largest anti-abortion group in the nation—the National Right to Life Committee—and one of the newer groups with a large wad of cash ready to spend on his behalf—the Susan B. Anthony List." Oh good for him. Well done on being the bestest opportunistic shit-head in all the land, Mitt Romney!

Yeesh. It is gonna be a loooooooooong election.

Talk about these things! Or don't. Whatever makes you happy. Life is short.

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Two-Minute Nostalgia Sublime



David Johansen: "Frenchette"

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Quote of the Day

"He's a very liberal person. ... He's very pro-collective bargaining and the fight for a living wage."—Publicist Bob Merlis, on his client John Mellencamp, whose song "Small Town" union-busting Republican Governor of Wisconsin Scott Walker has been using, without permission or a trace of irony, on the campaign trail.

This is, of course, not the first time Mellencamp has had to inform Republican candidates that his songs are not theirs.

Mellencamp contacted Republican presidential hopeful John McCain in 2008 when he was using "Our Country" on the campaign trail. Just as he did with Walker's campaign, Merlis wrote McCain's camp a letter explaining Mellencamp's liberal leanings and that he supported Democrat John Edwards at the time.

McCain stopped using Mellencamp's songs after the letter was sent.

"Small Town" and "Pink Houses" are two of the most frequently used Mellencamp songs by politicians, Merlis said.

"More often than not it's right wing candidates who use his songs, which is somewhat paradoxical," Merlis said.
That's polite.

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War on Women. And ROE!!!

Someone in the Obama administration has finally admitted there's a war on women and other people with uteri:

"I think the war on women is real," Biden said in an interview he sat for with MSNBC's Ed Schultz as part of a campaign trip to New Hampshire to talk up the Buffett rule.
Well, I'm not happy that the President, while himself still refusing to say he even believes there's a war on women, is subcontracting this stuff to Biden, at least someone is saying it. And one imagines Biden, champion of the Violence Against Women Act, actually believes it. So good news, right? Ha ha wait for it!
"And, look, I tell you where it's going to intensify: the next president of the United States is going to get to name one and possibly two or more members of the Supreme Court."
You don't want Roe overturned, DO YOU, LADIES?!

Swell. The Vice-President of the United States now sounds like every pro-Obama troll who harassed me during the last election when I had the temerity to question whether Obama was really a solid ally on reproductive rights.

Hey, speaking of the last election, here's something I wrote four years ago, which is terribly even more relevant today, four years after Obama was elected, after a record number of abortion restrictions were enacted in state legislatures , after our ostensibly pro-choice Democratic President has remained silent on that fact, than it was then:

Even before the primary had ended, feminists/womanists (hereafter FWs) who had become disenchanted with Senator Barack Obama as a result of worrying rhetoric on reproductive rights, his and his campaign's use of sexist dog whistles, and/or his silence in response to an appalling onslaught of misogyny unleashed upon his opponent, were being bullied at any indication (real or imagined) that we would not vote for him. The usual rhetorical cudgels were brought out to browbeat us—Roe (to which I'll return later) and the ominous accusation that if McCain won, it would be our fault. As ever, it was the people calling out sexism and/or anti-FW policies who were charged with creating division among progressives, as opposed to the people engaging in sexism and their defenders.

Given Obama's most recent flub on abortion rights, first stating he doesn't "think that 'mental distress' qualifies as the health of the mother" regarding late-term abortion exceptions, then clarifying by reiterating the same thing and fleshing out the pregnant straw-woman who wants a late term abortion just because she's "feeling blue," plus more of the "pastor and family" rhetoric—a veritable symphony of rightwing talking points, infantilization and mistrust of women, and hostility toward their autonomy—one might expect the bullies to realize that perhaps the FWs who had concerns about Obama also had a point, but if bullies were rational, they wouldn't be bullies. And so the drumbeat to cast FWs with legitimate complaints as the root of progressive discordance has only intensified.

This oft-wielded strategy to silence FWs who cry foul at sexism expressed by political allies is wrong for the following reason, which I cannot state any more succinctly than this: When someone engages in divisive behavior, any resulting division is their responsibility.

It is, simply, not the duty of any person who is repeatedly subjected to alienating language, images, behaviors, and/or legislation to nonetheless never complain and pledge fealty from the margins. If women, men of color, gay/bi/trans* men, et. al. are valued, then they should not be demeaned-and if they are demeaned, they should not be expected to pretend it does not matter.

Pretty straightforward stuff. There are some related ideas I want to address, though, which complicate the issue, especially from the perspective of those who earnestly cannot understand why feminists don't see the "perfect logic" of:

• Candidate A is sexist, and at worst will not make things any worse for women.
• Candidate B is sexist, and at best will not make things any worse for women.
• Therefore, feminists should vote for Candidate A.

I get why that appears to make sense—and for some FWs it does, particularly Democratic partisans, which is totally legitimate—but then there's that whole my vote is mine thing, and this subject is really bigger than for whom anyone will or will not vote, because the (typically) unspoken corollary to "Therefore, FWs should vote for Candidate A" is "...and they should not do anything to undermine him like point out that he is not their ally."

The reasoning behind the "perfectly logical" calculation above—and the related compulsion to cajole alignment with that strategy and/or silence FW criticism—is predicated on a couple of commonly-held (and oft-cited) assumptions:

1. Voting for/Supporting the more liberal of two mainstream party candidates is always and necessarily the most consistent with feminist/womanist principles.

2. Voting for/Supporting the more democratic of two mainstream party candidates is axiomatically the most feminist/womanist choice.

3. Feminism is an "issue" or a "cause" akin to other political issues or causes like protecting social security or fair elections.

4. The best possible America for a straight, white, cis, able-bodied, wealthy man is the best possible America for everyone.

5. More rights for "everyone" means more rights for women.

All of these are wrong—or, at minimum, not always correct. Let's take them one at a time.

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Open Thread

image of a tiny chihuahua puppy with giant ears

Hosted by an impossibly tiny chihuahua puppy with outsized ears.

[Image care of Shutterstock.]

[Please Note: Tomorrow's Open Thread image will contain an image of a lizard. It's a cute and tiny lizard with a big grin, but I wanted to give a heads-up in case there's anyone who doesn't like being surprised by images of reptiles.]

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Question of the Day

Suggested by Shaker Quinalla: What is one of the important turning points in your life and how did it play out?

Starting this blog was a biggie. I guess I don't need to elaborate on the how'd it play out part, lol.

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Photo of the Day

image of Hillary Clinton walking and grinning, while holding a coffee cup

Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk
I'm a woman's gal; no time to talk.
Diplomacy around the world—
Been kicked around since I was a girl.
But now it's all right; it's okay,
And you may look the other way.
We can try to understand
The nuclear program in Iran.
Whether I'm in DC
Or jetting to Malawi
I am stayin' alive, stayin' alive...

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BushQuotes!

Chapter 2, page 18: "Midland was a small town, with small-town values. We learned to respect our elders, to do what they said, and to be good neighbors. We went to church. Families spent time together, outside, the grown-ups talking with neighbors while the kids played ball or with marbles and yo-yos. Our homework and schoolwork were important. The town's leading citizens worked hard to attract the best teachers to our schools. No one locked their doors, because you could trust your friends and neighbors. It was a happy childhood. I was surrounded by love and friends and sports."

Translation: Privilege privilege privilegely privilege! Tradition! A mountain of privilege made from rock-solid privilege with lots of little privileged bits all over it! Nefarious atheists! Swarthy urban youth! BALLS!

[From George Bush's A Charge to Keep, gifted to me by Deeky, because he hates me. In the US, all people who plan to run for president write a shitty book. (Some are less shitty than others, by which I mean the Democrats' books.) A Charge to Keep was George W. Bush's shitty I-wanna-be-president book, published in 1999. I am blogging one random quote per page every day until I have either made my way through the book or lost it behind a couch.]

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Lost Dog

I just spent the last two hours with this dirty little urchin who was running around in traffic outside my house. Dudley and Zelly helpfully alerted me to hir presence, right before the shrieking horns and squeal of hard-breaking tires did.

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I ran out and collected the wee fluffmonster, who was very friendly and very dirty and bearing no tags, then walked hir all over the neighborhood to see if zie'd lead me home. No such luck.

I called our very nice animal control guy, whose cell phone number is in my contacts. I live right on the edge of the county, and people from the next county over often dump dogs here, because our county shelter has more room. Or used to, before the economy got bad.

His partner came out and got hir and will hold her to see if they can find or hear from anyone looking for hir. I hope someone is, and fear no one is.

I figured I'd post hir picture, on the off-chance someone is looking for this lost little white dog in Lake County or Porter County, Indiana.

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Breaking Nooz

[Content Note: Anti-Semitism.]

Famous Hollywood dirtbag Joe Eszterhas says that famous Hollywood dirtbag Mel Gibson is shockingly still anti-Semitic. Famous Hollywood dirtbag Mel Gibson says famous Hollywood dirbag Joe Eszterhas is a big liar hack.

We all find this very interesting, I'm sure.

It's like the Lincoln-Douglas debates, if Lincoln were a huuuuuuuge douchebag and Douglas had written Showgirls.

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An Observation

The United States would be a very different place if everyone cared this much about misogyny when there wasn't a presidential election in which appearing to care about misogyny could score a political point.

Not that I don't love the "feminist" outrage when it's politically expedient and all, but it'd be nice if the same voices were raised occasionally with equal amounts of passion just because women are humans deserving of respect, dignity, autonomy, and equality, too.

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Daily Dose of Cute

image of Dudley and Zelda sitting directly in front of me like Russian nesting dolls, begging by staring at me intently, because I was eating something

This is what I see every time I eat something: Two adorable dogs, sitting politely like Russian nesting dolls and staring at me intently, willing me to gift them bites, or, failing that, spill something.

Occasionally, they will stand like that, with Zelly beneath Dudz, her head poking out just under his. Hence their collective nickname—Master Blaster.

Here's some bonus cute of the puppehs enjoying the nice weather this morning:

Dudley
Besties.

Zelda
Zelly Belly grinning, probably because she's got such silly Dorito ears.

Dudley
Dudley, being Dudley. Who knows.

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Look at What Joshua Ledet Did This Week

With two of my other favorite contestants this year, Jessica Sanchez and Hollie Cavanagh: "What Doesn't Kill You (Stronger)" by Kelly Clarkson.


His solo performance was great, too (although I'm not a huge fan of that song, even with the cheekiest delivery), but OMG Iain and I watched that trio performance about a million times last night. SO GOOD.

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Quote of the Day

[Content Note: Violence; assassination.]

"There are a lot of things that haven't been hammered out because Rick and Mitt have been going at each other. Now that they have trained their barrels on President Obama, I hope his teleprompters are bullet-proof."—Former Rick Santorum supporter and super-donor and current Mitt Romney supporter and super-donor Foster Friess, using profoundly inappropriate violent imagery to talk about how the candidates will ally themselves to unseat the president. "Friess told ABC News that he regretted the statement immediately after making it." I'll bet.

Of course, let us be honest for a moment that this is a well-constructed "joke" not likely to have just tumbled out of his head fully-formed, given its reference to conservatives' favorite gag about President Obama's reliance on teleprompters. "I hope his teleprompters are bullet-proof" sounds every bit like a line that goes around his circle, the sort of shit with which email forwards from conservative relatives are peppered. I'll bet that same line has been used a thousand times at closed-door Republican fundraisers over the last four years.

Friess isn't sorry for saying it. He's sorry for saying it in front of people with recording devices.

As you may recall, Friess was also the genius behind the suggestion that women could put aspirin between their knees as low-cost contraception.

[Related Reading: Let's Get This Straight.]

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Two-Minute Nostalgia Sublime



The Bangles: "Walk Like An Egyptian"

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