Photo of the Day

image of skier Lindsey Vonn, a young white woman, holding up a trophy
Lindsey Vonn of the USA takes the Overall Downhill World Cup globe during the Audi FIS Alpine Ski World Cup Women's Downhill on March 14, 2012 in Schladming, Austria. [Getty Images]
Congratulations to Lindsey Vonn!

Let us hope Sports Illustrated's coverage of this event, provided it should deign to offer any, will be better than last time.

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Rooms of Our Own

It was already dark when we pulled into the parking lot of a local strip mall one night last week, and most of the businesses that lease space had already closed for the day. The gaming shop which had prompted our visit was next door to a Chinese buffet, the patrons of which were using all the parking spots for directly in front of both establishments. Iain, who just planned to run in quickly to see if they had a specific game, parked the car down the row, in front of the only other place with its lights still on, casting a golden glow into the dark lot.

It was a karate studio, the primary business of which was teaching beginners' classes to kids during after-school hours. In the evenings, it rented its space to other groups. This night, it was a zumba class.

"Look how much fun they're having," Iain said, with a sweet grin, just before he hopped out of the car.

Through the glass storefront, I saw a room full of women—black women, white women, and Latinas, women of all ages and shapes and sizes. Some of them wore scarves tied around their hips; some of them had long hair loosely tied up into buns; some of them moved like dancers, and others of them were stiff, but they were not self-conscious. They were smiling and laughing, and I could see some of them singing along to the lyrics of the unheard song to which they moved.

They were all having fun, in this room full of women, in this room devoid of men, where they felt safe and unjudged, moving their imperfect bodies in ways that made them feel strong, maybe, or sexy, or just plain old good. Look at how much fun they're having.

I was peering into a room of their own, into one room in a secret world of women that most men don't know, and not known to too many women who fear the woman-centered spaces plethoric narratives convey disincentives to us to avoid. The secret world of affirmative, safe, noncompetitive womanhood in which the makers of pop culture don't venture, save for the occasional tourist, even though rooms like this one are like oxygen in many women's lives, the only place we can really breathe.

I looked. I looked at how much fun they were having. And I wanted to be in there with them, shaking my hips, and suddenly tears were spilling down my cheeks, tears of joy and sisterhood and need, and tears of lamentation and regret for all the reasons I don't need to tell any woman who's reading this space these days.

And then Iain was coming back, so I wiped them away, because how can I communicate to him what it means to be half the world and still somehow how be in it? How can I even begin to describe what it means to be a woman, but not a person, not really, except among other women?

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Quote of the Day

"Republicans have morality upside down. Santorum, Gingrich, and even Romney are barnstorming across the land condemning gay marriage, abortion, out-of-wedlock births, access to contraception, and the wall separating church and state. But America's problem isn't a breakdown in private morality. It's a breakdown in public morality. What Americans do in their bedrooms is their own business. What corporate executives and Wall Street financiers do in boardrooms and executive suites affects all of us."—Robert Reich, explaining where the focus really should be in the morality debate.

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Let Us Consider the Issue Settled Then

image of Edie McClurg from 'Planes, Trains, and Automobiles'

Everyone here is in agreement that Edie McClurg is a genius, right? Just checking.

For the record, if you disagree: La la la la I can't hear you.

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Number of the Day

[Content Note: Misogyny.]

Ten: The number of Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Attacks on Women's Rights compiled by EMILY's List.

Which, of course, are just the tip of an enormous iceberg of misogynist fuckery.

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Daily Dose of Cute

Earlier today, three little beggars followed me into the kitchen to see if they might, perchance, convince me to give them a little reward for being such GOOD GIRLS.

Zelda the Black and Tan Mutt sits on the kitchen floor, looking up at me; Sophie the Torbie Cat sits on a kitchen chair, looking at me; Olivia the White Farmcat walks around on the kitchen table in the background

Zelda, mildly perturbed that Olivia couldn't get her shit together to competently perform her role in the Begging Trifecta of Cuteness, turns to Sophie and asks:

Zelda sits on the floor looking up at Sophie on the chair
"Is there anything you can do, Titchy?"

Sophie, an old pro at looking redonkulously cute in order to get whatever she wants whenever she wants it, responds, "Sure!" and sets to work.

Sophie climbing up the rungs of the chair toward me
"Give us things, Two-Legs!"

Do you think I gave them things? Of course I gave them things. I gave them ALL THE GOOD THINGS! Treats for everyone!

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Alcatraz Open Thread

image of Sarah Jones and Jorge Garcia trying to figure out their next move

Did you watch Alcatraz Monday night? What did you think of it? Did you love it? I did! I LOVED IT. I love it more every week!

Here are the Top 5 things I loved about it (some minor spoilers):

1. I love Det. Rebecca Madsen's and Dr. Diego Soto's Thinking Faces! (See above.)

2. I love Sarah Jones! I love her character, Det. Rebecca Madsen, soooooooooo much! I love that she is continually shown to be both a well-trained and very competent police officer, in both intellectual and physical ways. And I love that she is given the space to be both tough and kind, and serious and funny.

3. I love Jorge Garcia! I love his character, Dr. Diego Soto, soooooooooo much! I love that he is continually shown to be both a very knowledgeable expert on Alcatraz and also an endlessly curious student of Alcatraz, which is such a departure from "know-it-call" characters in similar shows. And I love that he is given the space to be both strong and vulnerable, and serious and funny.

4. I love the story! I am so in on this mystery! And I am SO ANGRY about incarcerated people being used as guinea pigs, because I know THAT HAPPENS. I am very fond of this show's ability to underline how violent and/or dangerous people can also be a vulnerable population. And 1,000 points for a storyline about a man of color being railroaded by the justice system. OMG this show. It is doing so many things right!

5. Everything else!

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Reproductive Rights Updates: AZ, KS, MS, NH, & OH

Well! Hasn't this just been a never-ending stream of fuckery? Here's the latest news:

In Arizona, the GOP wants to not only make it so an employer--of any sort--can refuse whatever insurance coverage they want for their employees, the GOP has also removed the clause that protected employees from being fired or otherwise discriminated against if that employee sought out the medication (or service) that the employer had refused to cover:

The Republicans who control the Arizona legislature are pushing through a bill that would make it OK for both religious and secular employers to deny coverage for contraception if the employers object for moral reasons.

But apparently that’s not all.

HB2625 in its current version also eliminates the following protection for employees:

“A religious employer shall not discriminate against an employee who independently chooses to obtain insurance coverage or prescriptions for contraceptives from another source.”

In the most recent version of HB2625 (see it here) that provision is removed (scroll down to the very end).
This bill has already passed the House and has been approved by Senate committee.

When contacted about the clause removal, the bill's sponsor Rep. Debbie Lesko said that "it is not necessary".

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Kansas, who can never seem to stand not being in the news for being Really Terrible, has recently revived looking at its singularly horrific anti-abortion bill because the language may cost Kansas University its accreditation for its ob/gyn program. Like with Wisconsin--under Scott Walker's budget bill, UW's accreditation came into question--anti-abortion fanatics show they simply do not care about the lives or health of people.
According to KU, accreditation requirements say that medical residents being trained as obstretrics-gynecologists must gain experience with induced abortion and complications due to abortion, unless they have a religious or moral objection. The residents gain this experience at facilities not owned or operated by the state.

One part of HB 2598 states: “no health care services provided by any state agency, or any employee of a state agency while acting within the scope of such employee’s employment, shall include abortion.”

When legislators reported that they were working with KU to solve this issue, the influential anti-abortion group, Kansans for Life, sounded the alarm.

"Time to end University of Kansas abortion training," said a call to action by Kansans for Life. Kathy Ostrowski, of Kansans for Life, said, "There is no professional reason that ob/gyn resident physicians have to learn how to destroy unborn children in order to achieve competency in pregnancy management, stillbirth evacuation or treating abortion complications."
Kathy Ostrowski clearly has nothing but contempt for actual life and zero understanding of medical care. As I said when I wrote about Wisconsin:

They like to point at pro-choice people and call them "pro-death" but pro-choicers aren't the ones condemning women to not have access to medical care or comprehensively trained physicians.

I've written about the extremely disturbing Kansas bill before but this really puts it all out here:

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Images in the River: Black Girl Dialogues

by Tami Winfrey Harris, who writes about race, feminism, politics, and pop culture at the blog What Tami Said. Her work has also appeared online at The Guardian's Comment is Free, Ms. Magazine blog, Newsweek, Change.org, Huffington Post and Racialicious. She is a graduate of the Iowa State University Greenlee School of Journalism. She is mom to two awesome stepkids and spends her spare time researching her family history and cultivating a righteous 'fro.

On March 31, Love Isn't Enough is teaming with a few of our Crunk Feminist friends to host a panel discussion about beginning dialogues with black girls about gender equality—Images in the River: Black Girl Dialogues.

Last year, Sheri Davis-Faulkner, Mashadi Matabane, Chanel Craft, and Asha French introduced 10 black teenage girls to feminism, as part of the National Women's Studies Association conference. They recounted the experience in a post on Crunk Feminist Collective.

During our Cover It Live event, Sheri, Mashadi, and Asha will be joined by Bianca Laureano, LIE contributor, to talk about planning, funding, and facilitating feminism 101 discussions for black girls. This is not just a conversation, but a call to action. Following the panel discussion, we encourage participants to host their own workshops and individual discussions with black girls and we invite them to share the process and outcomes on Love Isn't Enough so that others may learn from the efforts. (Details to come.)

This effort may be focused on black girls, but we appreciate the beauty and possibility in all girls. Everyone is welcome to contribute and learn from this conversation.

Read more here.

Will you help us spread the word? Tell everyone you know to help us create a valuable conversation about girls and gender equality.

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Wednesday Blogaround

This blogaround brought to you by PICKLEFINGER!!!

Recommended Reading:

Pam: More Opponents of North Carolina's Amendment One Should Stand Up and Say What Its Bigotry Is Really About

S.E.: Yet Another Preventable Prison Death [Content Note: The post at this link contains discussion of violence, neglect, and ablism.]

Mannion: On Being Catholic and a Mo [Content Note: The post at this link contains description of homophobic bullying and discussion of religious intolerance, including anti-Semitism.]

Blue Milk: Because Women's Equality Has Not Always Existed Like Grass and Trees...It Had to Be Fought For.

Andy: Jury Deliberations Begin in the Case of Tyler Clementi's Roommate, Dharun Ravi [Content Note: The post at this link includes discussion of the hate crime against Clementi.]

Michelle: The Denial of Life [Content Note: The post at this link includes discussion of eating, death, and fat hatred.]

Mike: Pictures From Last Night's Fire in Back Bay (Boston)

Megan: 'Friends with Kids:' Witty & Touching, But Not a Feminist Extravaganza

Melissa: [VIDEO] Walking the Walk and Talking the Talk: Meryl Streep Saluting Hillary Clinton

Leave your links and recommendations in comments...

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Garbage Treasures

First off, let me apoligize in advance for my face. It's in the post and there is little I can do about it now. So, please keep your complaints about it to yourselves. Or at least direct them toward my father and his DNA.

Anyway... Look what came in the mail recently:

picklefinger toy

What is that, you ask? It's a picklefinger. Obviously. Obviously? Yes, obviously. And what is a picklefinger? Duh. It's a pickle designed to be worn on the finger.

Like so:

seeky and picklefinger toy

See? A pickle. On a finger. Picklefinger. Why did Liss send this to me? I don't know. Do you know? No. You do not know. No one knows. It is a mystery wrapped in an enigma inside a jiffy mailer.

Bonus image:

deeky

That's me using the picklefinger in a manner not endorsed by PickleCo Picklefinger Manufacturers. "So enjoy!"

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Two-Minute Nostalgia Sublime



This Mortal Coil: "Song to the Siren"

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Friends At Lunch

Here comes my usual gang of visitors to dine at the avian salad bar in my front yard.

(Click to embiggen.)

Ibises and Muscovy ducks are my version of robins on the lawn here in South Florida.

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More News from the Conservative Legislation Lab

by Chris Savage, the owner of and primary contributor to Eclectablog. His work has been featured on The Rachel Maddow Show, The Ed Show, and Politics Nation. His writing has appeared in The Nation magazine and he contributes to Angry Black Lady Chronicles, The People's View, and is a front-page writer for Blogging for Michigan. Eclectablog was voted the 2010 "Diarist of the Year" at Daily Kos.

I have been following the outfall from the passage of Michigan's Public Act 4 of 2011—the Emergency Manager law—since it passed in March of last year. Public Act 4 was the third iteration of what used to be called the Emergency Financial Manager law in my state, and this new version went far beyond its predecessors in terms of giving nearly dictatorial control to one unelected individual with the ability to break contracts with unions and service providers, sell off public assets, set educational plans and even do away with local governments entirely.

Because it is seen by many, including me, as anti-democratic, union-busting, and a powerful vehicle for the privatization of as many public services and assets as possible, I have been fearful that this model would be taken to other states.

That time has now come. Last week, the Indiana legislature passed an Emergency Manager law for their state.

The legislation was first voted out of the Senate Committee on Tax and Fiscal Policy in mid-January. At the end of January, it passed the Senate with only a single "no" vote. And, finally, last week, it passed the Indiana House with not a single "no" vote.

Under the bill, (Senate Bill 355), should it be signed into law by Governor Mitch Daniels, Emergency Managers have the power to, among other things, do the following:

  • Review existing labor contracts
  • Renegotiate existing labor contracts and act as an agent of the political subdivision in collective bargaining.
  • Reduce or suspend salaries of the political subdivision's employees.
  • Enter into agreements with other political subdivisions for the provision of services.
The bill differs in a few significant ways from Michigan's Public Act 4. First, the "political subdivision" must request a designation as "distressed" by filing a petition with the Distressed Unit Appeal Board. In Michigan, a "financial emergency" can be called by the state itself and does not require the municipality or school district to ask first.

Second, it does not allow the Emergency Manager to dismiss the entire elected government or even eliminate the municipality or school district as Michigan's law does. However, it does allow them to "assume and exercise the authority and responsibilities of both the executive and the fiscal body of the political subdivision concerning the adoption, amendment, and enforcement of ordinances and resolutions relating to or affecting the fiscal stability of the political subdivision."

Finally, if passed into law, Indiana's Emergency Mangers would report to the chairperson of the Distressed Unit Appeal Board rather than the State Treasurer as in Michigan.

That said, Michigan's Emergency Manager law went through two previous incarnations before it ended up where it is today. If you are in Indiana, I highly suggest you follow this closely. It's a very slippery slope that can lead to anti-democratic disenfranchisement of the state's poorest residents. All it took in Michigan was for GOP majorities on both houses of the legislature and in the governor's office to make it more anti-democratic, anti-union, and pro-privatization.

I probably don't need to remind you that this is exactly the same political situation now in place in Indiana.

[NOTE: this post contains content previously posted at Eclectablog. You can follow Eclectablog on Twitter here and "like" the Eclectablog Facebook page here.]

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This is so the worst thing you're going to read all day.

And by "worst," I mean LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL THE BEST!!! because never has the irony of sharing the moniker "Shakers" with the eighteenth-century religious sect been more glorious than in this moment:

screencap of headline of article at Forbes, reading 'Are Radical Feminists Shakers Without the Furniture?'

And the headline is, of course, only the beginning of the colossal pile of awesome that is this article, in which author Bill Frezza argues that "when radical feminists publicly demand that their right to worry-free fornication be subsidized via a new government-enforced entitlement aggressively shoved down the throats of religious institutions in direct contravention to their principles, heedlessly trampling the First Amendment, it's time to use scorn and ridicule to fight back."

Fornication! FORNICATION!!!

He then, after making what he admits is a tenuous comparison between radical feminists and the religious Shakers known for their furniture, demands: "Hey Sandra, show us your furniture."

LOL FOREVER.

True Fact: I keep a fainting couch IN MY VAGINA.

image of fainting couch

Just in case any testerical gentlemen who faint dead away at the thought of women et. al. controlling our reproduction need a place to lie down.

[H/T to @JessicaValenti and @scATX.]

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BushQuotes!

Chapter 1, page 2: "Eighty-six thousand four hundred nonrefundable seconds every day. Use them or lose them."

Now watch this drive!

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Primarily Horrendo

image of Rick Santorum on a patriotic background under a banner reading 'Winner! Winner!' and flanked by two stars reading 'WTF?!'

Welp, the groundhog came out of his hole yesterday, went to the polls, and cast his vote for Rick Santorum, thus forecasting six more weeks of primary. Santorum, the rightwingiest rightwinger who has ever rightwinged across America in a branded sweater vest, won the crucial primaries in Alabama and Mississippi last night. Worse yet for Mitt Romney, he did not even come in second in either state; Newt Gingrich did. Romney came in third. Or, as those of us who, unlike Ron Paul, have realized Ron Paul is not a viable candidate call it: Dead last.

He did, however, win Hawaii.

The problem is that Mitt Romney didn't need to win Hawaii. He needed to win Alabama and Mississippi—or at least come in a close second. Whooooooops! Santorum beat him by 3% in Mississippi and 6% in Alabama. That's not losing by a nose unless, perhaps, it's Dudley's nose.

image of Dudley the Greyhound with impossibly long nose saying 'Leave Me Outta This'

Romney is not doing well among women, which is no big surprise since he says things like: "Planned Parenthood, we're gonna get rid of that [when I'm president]." The Republican candidates are so far right on reproductive rights issues that one imagines the only women who turn out to vote for them are the ones who subscribe to a QuiverFull-style ideal of womanly submission, which would make Rick Santorum the only candidate retrofucky enough to deserve their Jesus-approved votes.

Santorum knows he can't steal this thing from Romney in earnest with Gingrich still hanging around, though, so he would like Gingrich to GTFO please and thank-you. Gingrich, of course, is all, "Ha ha have we met?" He is not going anywhere, as long as Romney's still in it to win it.

So, that's where we stand. Romney can't win the South, and Santorum can't win in any state that's reasonably purple, which means both of them would be weak in a general election. The Republican Establishment may view the best way to win as smashing them together on the same ticket, even though they clearly despise each other. That's what happened in 1980, when St. Ronald Reagan and his fierce primary competitor George H.W. Bush, both of whom would have happily decided the contest with a pistol duel given the opportunity, found themselves on the same ticket.

And I'm sure we all remember what happened next!

image of Ronald Reagan standing in front of flags grinning proudly, to which I have added text reading 'I used to be in movies with monkeys!'

Despite my jokes about how any one of these assholes will definitely lose to President Obama, I don't actually take that for granted. There was a hell of a lot of, "He'll never win!" about two-term Republican president Ronald Reagan, and there was a hell of a lot of, "He'll never win!" about two-term Republican president George W. Bush. And caveats about the Supreme Court's appointment of Bush notwithstanding, if Gore had won in a landslide, I'd be writing this from my hydroelectric-powered green-hut on the recently discovered Planet E2, made possible by the trillions spent on SCIENCE in the last decade+, rather than from my shitty energy-inefficient office powered by a crumbling infrastructure in a state bankrupted by Bush's former budget director.

(This is all true.)

So, while it's a fact that a Romney-Santorum, or ha ha Santorum-Romney omg, ticket would be a fucking joke, it's not the sort at which one snorts derisively if one has any sense. It's more like a joke that manifests as night terrors from which you awaken laugh-screaming and wondering how you stumbled into a David Lynchian nightmarescape where the only thing that makes sense anymore is Isabella Rossellini's crooked blonde wig.

ANYWAY! In good news, President Obama's approval rating is back up to 50%. He must be sooooo grateful to all the Republican candidates for being just the grossest garbage monsters! "Send them all thank you notes and tell them I'M SO WELL-RESTED from campaigning by NOT SAYING ANYTHING."—President Barack Obama.

Also: Sarah Palin wants to debate Obama. LOL. Sure.

Next Stop: Missouri! (Again.)

Talk about these things! Or don't. Whatever makes you happy. Life is short.

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Open Thread


Hosted by Jaws: The Game.

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Question of the Day

What's for dinner?

(Or whatever the next meal is you'll be eating on your part of the rock.)

I dunno yet. Probably tofu and veg in a Thai curry sauce, provided I can be arsed to make the curry sauce. If not: Salad!

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Photo of the Day

Newt Gingrich holds up his hand in a 'zero' gesture
"What is 'the number of shits I give about Newt Gingrich's candidacy,' Alex?"

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