Reproductive Rights Updates: AZ, KS, MS, VA

[Content Note: Reproductive rights.]

Misty is otherwise disposed today, so I'm bringing you the latest in anti-autonomy fuckery. HAPPY INTERNATIONAL WOMEN'S DAY! Here is how Republicans are celebrating women and other people with uteri!

In Arizona, the state senate has passed a bill that allows doctors to not inform pregnant patients of prenatal issues that might lead them to seek an abortion: "It's called a 'wrongful birth' bill and it's all about preventing women from having an abortion, even if it kills them. The Arizona Senate passed a bill this week that gives doctors a free pass to not inform pregnant women of prenatal problems because such information could lead to an abortion. In other words, doctors can intentionally keep critical health information from pregnant women and can't be sued for it." Awesome. [H/T to KYBOOMU.]

In Kansas, "the chairman of the House Federal and State Affairs Committee said the panel will move forward on an anti-abortion bill this week, despite concerns from University of Kansas Medical Center officials about what it might mean to the institution's accreditation." Got that? A bill designed to prevent "any state agency or state employee from participating in an abortion" may cause one of the state universities to lose its accreditation, as OB/GYN residents are required to learn the procedure, but OH WELL.

In Mississippi, the legislature "is considering nearly two dozen bills and constitutional amendments all aimed at limiting abortion in a state that already has one of the lowest abortion rates in the country and just one abortion clinic," including requiring notarized parental consent for abortions on minors. Parental consent is already required; now the state wants it notarized. I don't even know where to begin with this shit.

In Virginia, Republican Governor Bob McDonnell has signed the mandatory ultrasound bill, despite nationwide protest and outrage.

The bill sparked national debate this month over a provision that would have required many women to undergo transvaginal ultrasounds, which opponents decried as medically unnecessary and physically invasive. McDonnell, a conservative who opposes abortion rights, ultimately requested that mandate be stripped. The Virginia House of Delegates passed a revised version last week that allows women to "reject" a transvaginal ultrasound and instead opt for an abdominal ultrasound, which generally yields less information in the early stages of a pregnancy.

In a statement Wednesday, McDonnell reiterated his support for the bill, which he argues will provide additional information that "can help the mother make a fully informed decision" about having an abortion.

"This bill does not legally alter a woman's ability to make a choice regarding her pregnancy," the statement said. "It does, however, put Virginia in line with 23 other states that have some type of requirement that a woman be offered a view of an ultrasound before an abortion can be performed."

The bill is slated to go into effect on July 1.
Literally, if you are arguing that an ultrasound is necessary to help a person "make a fully informed decision" about abortion, you are implying that women et. al. are TOO FUCKING STUPID TO KNOW THERE'S A FETUS IN THERE. It's not like an ultrasound provides any other information. This is just despicable nonsense predicated on the bullshit assumption that if only a pregnant person gets a look at the TINY BABY, zie will snap out of hir murderous fever-dream and change hir mind about terminating the pregnancy.

I don't know how many different ways I can say this, and I've already said it what feels like 3,000 times in the last six years, but forcing a pregnant person to stare at an ultrasound will not change the fact that that person does not want to have a child. Even if it changes hir mind about terminating the pregnancy, it doesn't change whatever circumstances brought hir to an abortion clinic in the first place.

A pregnant woman who walks into an abortion clinic and walks out after being coerced by the state into keeping the pregnancy walks out just as devoid of the will to parent, or just as lacking in options, or just as un- or underemployed, just as broke, just as in debt, just as uninsured, just as lacking daycare, just as unable to care for herself and/or her existing children, just as in need of medication that she can't take while pregnant, just as likely to pass on a fatal recessive genetic disorder, just as enmeshed in an unhealthy or abusive relationship, just the same as she was when she walked in.

She'll just have been guilted into making sacrifices she doesn't want to make, to honor someone else's mistaken perceptions about her morality.

All of these "LOOK IT'S A BABY!" barriers to termination are utter hogwash, rooted in the damnable fairy tale that women et. al. are incapable of making the best decisions for themselves and their own bodies (and, frequently, for the children they already have).

The reality is this: There is an inextricable link between the economy, the funding of social services, and abortion. If "pro-lifers" really wanted women et. al. to want to have babies, they would stop forcing them to look at ultrasounds and start arguing for universal healthcare, just for a fucking start.

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teaspoon icon Indiana GOP Attacks LGBTQI License Plate

In January, I wrote about a new Indiana license plate that features the logo of the Indiana Youth Group, an organization which provides LGBTQI training for schools and service agencies. The group had been turned down twice, but, with the help of Indiana's ACLU, the Indiana Youth Group got their plate on the third try.

Now, Indiana State Republicans are trying to take it away with "a bill targeting specialty license plates," something that, unsurprisingly, was not a legislative priority until Indiana granted a specialty plate to an LGBTQI group.

They're trying to ram this through in the last two days of the legislative session, before there's time to organize a defense. Please take a moment of your day to help save the license plate.

teaspoon icon Call 1.800.382.9842 to leave a message for the House leadership.

teaspoon icon Call 1.800.382.9467 to leave a message for the Senate leadership.

[H/T to Bil.]

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Soho: "Hippychick"

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Primarily Misogynistic

image of the four Republican candidates with various looks of horror, dismay, or derision, in front of an image of marching women, with text attributed to the candidates reading: 'WOMEN?! Gross! Eww! LOL! No!'

In honor of International Women's Day, these four women-hating fucksacks aren't even getting the gift of my criticism of their garbage policies. Today, nothing but silent contempt. Fuck all y'all.

My regular capitalization-flecked ire ranting will resume tomorrow.

Talk about HOW MUCH THESE ASSHOLES HATE THE IDEA OF AUTONOMOUS WOMEN WHICH IS SOOOO FUCKING MUCH! Or don't. Whatever makes you happy. Life is short.

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In Case You Forgot About It...

[Content Note: This post discusses the ongoing sex abuse scandal within the Catholic Church.]

In bankruptcy court this February, attorneys for sexual abuse victims filed claims that alleged sexual abuse by 100 additional past and present employees of the Roman Catholic Archdiocese of Milwaukee.

To recap:
This is one hundred rapists above and beyond those already acknowledged by the church.

This is just one archdiocese.

This is happening is bankruptcy court.

I really don't know what to add. These revelations should be a really big deal. Yet I haven't heard a lot from elected leaders or law enforcement officials regarding how the regional office of an organization has, consistent with organizational precedent, allegedly aided and abetted in over 8,000 more rapes than had been previously reported.

In case you didn't know, the leader of the Milwaukee Archdiocese who initially handled the scandal, Timothy Dolan, is currently president of the United States Conference of Catholic Bishops. Earlier this month, the man CBS once referred to as "America's Pope" was in Rome addressing the actual Pope, after the leader of the entire Catholic Church promoted him to Cardinal. (If you recall, the current Pope hasn't exactly been tough on rapists.)

One skeptical Pope-watcher is no longer ruling out Dolan as a possible successor to Pope Benedict XVI. In other words, governments should definitely not get involved in prosecuting Church officials, because the leaders of the Catholic Church definitely take allegations that they enable rapists very, very seriously. Wow.

[Commenting Guidelines from Liss: Please take the time to make sure any criticisms are clearly directed at the Catholic Church leadership and not at "Catholics," many of whom are themselves critical of the failures of Church leadership.]

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Happy International Women's Day

Today is International Women's Day, which is generally only meaningfully marked by the people who already treat every day as International Women's Day. It is a day on which I am usually pointedly reminded that the business of advocating on behalf of women's equality is still considered woman's work, which tends to give the day a flavor of bitter irony that doesn't want to leave my mouth.

Nonetheless, every year, I feel obliged to try to write something profound for International Women's Day, and every year I fail, and most years I feel more optimistic about the state of women's equality than I do on this day. This morning I woke up, turned on the news, and the first thing I saw on CNN was a segment teaser for a piece about how the Arab Spring has failed to deliver on its promises for women. Quelle surprise.

[Content Note: Below links contain posts discussing violent misogyny.]

I'm angry about the state of the world for the women in it, in the US, along the US border, in Egypt, in DR Congo, in Brazil, in Scotland, in Australia, women in every country all over the world, black women, brown women, white women, tall women, short women, dwarf women, fat women, thin women, in-betweenie women, trans* women, women with disabilities, able-bodied women, neuro-typical women, neuro-atypical women, old women, young women, girls, women with children, childfree women, healthy women, ill women, poor women, rich women, middle class women, employed women, unemployed women, insured women, uninsured women, immigrant women, migrant women, English-speaking women, non-English-speaking women, progressive women, conservative women, women in unions, women in uniforms, women in male-centric careers, women in comas, straight women, lesbian women, bisexual women, asexual women, demisexual women, partnered women, unpartnered women, poly women, powerful women, weak women, vegan woman, vegetarian women, omnivorous women, religious women, atheist women, agnostic women, educated women, uneducated women, women who have survived trauma, women who want my advocacy, women who don't, and/or every other conceivable expression, intersectionality, and experience of womanhood that exists on the planet.

I am angry at what we are denied on the basis of our womanhood, or the insufficiency of our womanhood, or the unacceptable expression of our womanhood, as arbitrarily defined by people fiercely guarding their privilege.

I am angry that we are denied autonomy, dignity, respect, the right of consent, safety, security, opportunity, access, equality—and many things smaller than those.

That anger threatens every day to engulf me, to hold me like a flame under a jar until, starved of oxygen, I disappear into a wisp of smoke. I search each morning for a way to turn that anger into inspiration, fuel, purpose. Today is a day like all others in that regard.

Today is a day when I am angry, but, also like all other days, it is a day on which I am happy to be a woman among women.

I do not long to be the Exceptional Woman. When I find myself in a space in which I am the only woman, I do not feel satisfied, nor do I feel insecure: I feel contemptuous that there aren't more women there. I do not want to compete with other women in a way that suggests there is only room for one of us. I want to lift up other women, and be lifted up by them, and blaze trails in the hopes that many more will follow behind.

I respect women, and I love them. And when I take stock of all the issues disproportionately affecting women across the globe, what I see is lack of respect and love for women so pervasive and profound that to merely assert to love and respect women yet remains a radical act.

It is at the intersection of my anger at the mistreatment of women and my love and respect for them that I find my motivation every day.

I am an imperfect advocate for women, and I have nothing profound to say on International Women's Day. Again. The truth is, I just want to recommit myself to treating every day as a day in which it is important to fight for international justice for women, and to love and respect them, including myself.

I am a feminist with a teaspoon, and I ain't afraid to use it.

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If You're Not a Straight White Cis Conservative Man, You Are Definitely a Radical and Probably a Traitor

As you've probably heard, Andrew Breitbart's site has released what it calls a "bombshell" video (link goes to BuzzFeed, not Breitbart) from 1991 of Barack Obama, then a student at Harvard Law, speaking out on behalf of Professor Derrick Bell, a scholar of Critical Race Theory, and his advocacy for racial and gender diversity among Harvard's staff.

The video is, of course, supposed to show what a radical "racialist" President Barack Obama is. Essentially because it shows him objecting to white male supremacy.

Oh the horror, etc.

And I'm not going to dignify this unmitigated horseshit with a lot of my time, because it is evidently a racist attack on its face, mendaciously framing basic support for a meaningfully integrated society as some sort of nefarious racial radicalism.

I just want to point out the parallel between the attack on Sandra Fluke, a woman who did naught but speak out in favor of basic reproductive rights, and this attack on President Obama, a man who did naught but speak out in favor of basic equality.

America's rightwing now fully believes that if you're not a straight white cis man who espouses conservative views, you're suspect. You're a radical. You're a rabblerouser. You're not a "real American." You're probably a traitor.

This is disturbing stuff. This is political scapegoating, ginning up anger and pointing the finger at people who are systematically Othered. They're to blame. They're the reason why you lost your job, your insurance, your home. It's them. Not the banks, not the corporations, not the politicians.

It's us. We're the ones they're coming for.

Because we believe we have a right to full citizenship in our own nation.

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Open Thread

A bag of PB Crisps snacks.

Hosted by PB Crisps. Drool.

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Question of the Day

Suggested by Shaker Danikajaye: "What actor/actress do you have trouble seeing the character and only see the real life person? And what actress/actor do you find disappears into their characters?"

Writes Danikajaye: "I was watching The Fighter on the weekend and I was impressed by how Christian Bale seemed so into his character by the way his speech, movements, and physical appearance were altered. Then, in contrast, I watched a Nicolas Cage movie and all I could see was Nicolas Cage and I couldn't tell you a thing about the character he was playing. I have this problem with all Nicolas Cage movies."

For me, every role Kevin Costner plays is Kevin Costner. The first onscreen chameleon who came to mind is Chiwetel Ejiofor, whom I adore, and who, btw, does a terrific American accent. Also: I can't bear to not mention Meryly Streep. I mean, come on—there's a reason she's been nominated for fully one million acting awards!

I also happen to agree that Nicolas Cage is essentially Nic Cage in every film—but that's part of his draw for me. I know I'mma get Nic Cage in a wig doing something weird when I put down my money for a Nic Cage flick. It's funny how that can work.

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Solar Storm Headed for Earth

Reuters: "A strong geomagnetic storm is racing from the Sun toward Earth, and its expected arrival on Thursday could affect power grids, airplane routes and space-based satellite navigation systems, U.S. space weather experts said." This might be a good time to back up your shit.

The storm, a big cloud of charged particles flung from the Sun at about 4.5 million miles per hour (7.2 million km per hour), was spawned by a pair of solar flares, scientists said.

This is probably the strongest such event in nearly six years, and is likely more intense than a similar storm in late January, said Joseph Kunches, a space weather specialist at the U.S. National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration (NOAA).

...Kunches said the geomagnetic component of the storm may arrive a bit ahead of schedule because it follows a previous storm that left the Sun on Sunday and is currently buffeting the Earth's magnetosphere.

"When you've already had one coronal mass ejection storm, sometimes the next coronal mass ejection storm is faster to get here," Kunches said.
Ain't that the truth!
These storms could produce some vivid auroras, according to experts. In the Northern Hemisphere, the aurora borealis could be visible at mid-latitudes, which in the United States could include New York, Illinois and Iowa.

Such stormy space weather is unusual in recent history, according to Harlan Spence, an astrophysicist at the University of New Hampshire who is principal investigator on the Cosmic Ray Telescope for the Effects of Radiation (CRaTER) aboard NASA's Lunar Reconnaissance Orbiter.

"These relatively large (solar) events, which we've had maybe a couple of handfuls total in the course of a decade, we've now had two or three of them, more or less right on top of each other," Spence said by telephone.

The Sun is on the ascendant phase of its 11-year cycle of solar activity, with the peak expected next year, scientists said.

"It's a clear harbinger that the Sun is waking up," Spence said. "We're trying to put this in context not only ... of what has the Sun done in the past, but what is the biggest thing the Sun is capable of and what should we be planning for in terms of extreme sorts of events in the future."
Ominous!

We should totally start a band named Stormy Space Weather. Who's in?

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Number of the Day

45 (and counting...): The number of advertisers Rush Limbaugh has lost.

Couldn't happen to a more deserving fella.

Don't worry about him. He'll be fine. He's got bootstraps, don'tcha know.

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Rush Limbaugh and the Thought Police

Half a dozen friends to whom I've spoken this week, and many more Shakers in comments here and/or in my inbox, have expressed through grinding teeth their churning consternation with the accusations of "oversensitivity" and "fascism" and "censorship" and "thought policing" in response to criticizing Rush Limbaugh's latest disgorgence of vile misogyny.

No, this is not a First Amendment issue. No, this is not a censorship issue. No, the women who are the actual targets of the bigotry being expressed (and our allies) are not "oversensitive"—we are merely sensitive to the patterns of sexism and to its practical effects, and those who ignore or apologize for misogyny are in actual fact not sensitive enough.

And no: The people who object to misogyny are not the thought police.

The people who, for many years, have objected to Rush Limbaugh's naked bigotry in all its grotesque manifestations—his misogyny, his homophobia, his racism, his trans*phobia, his ableism, his classism, his xenophobia, his Christian Supremacy, his very selective vice- and body-policing—are challenging his supporters and apologists to think about things in a way in which they may never have thought about them before; are exhorting his supporters and apologists to compassion, to empathy.

We are not the thought police.

To those who mistakenly believe that we are, I offer this alternative perspective: The entire rest of the world, with its privileging of men, and heterosexual and cisgender people, and thin (but not too thin!) and tall (but not too tall!) and able white bodies with neurotypical minds, and religious people and people who have sex (but only in certain ways!) and people who can and want to be parents and the wealthy and the educated and the employed and the powerful and residents of the Western and Northern hemispheres, and all the ways in which most of the rest of the world facilitates and upholds that privilege, and all the ways in which the rest of the world marginalizes and demeans and treats as less than all the people who deviate from those privileged "norms," and all the ways the rest of the world has indoctrinated you into that system of privilege, and socialized you to believe it's the natural and right and immutable state of the world, and all the shills for the kyriarchy who fill the ether with self-reinforcing rubbish on a constant loop so you swim in a sea so thick with the detritus of Othering that you don't even notice it on a conscious level anymore, and all the jack-booted bullies who swarm out of the woodwork to kick you back in line if you do notice and dare to protest, if you have the temerity to question the message, and all the other bits and bobs of the brainwashing to which we are all subjected since the day we're born as part of the scheme, nearly incomprehensible in scope, to ensure that challengers to these traditions are never made, and, if they're born, are squashed with the weight of mountainous tidal waves of blowback in the other direction…? The purveyors of that shit are the goddamn thought police.

And you know what one of the biggest lies they tell you is?

That it's the other way around.

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Photo of the Day

Volcano_And_Aurora

Description: An Icelandic lava flow glows bright orange and emanates clouds of fire-lit steam into the night sky while a brilliant aurora flares in the background.

UK Photographer James Appleton captures two of Earth's most astounding phenomena just hangin' out together for the evening -- an erupting volcano and the aurora borealis.

The rest of the gallery (and the story of Appleton's trek to get these images) is well worth a click.

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Get to Know a Contributor!

Here is something you should know about Paul the Spud: His top 3 favorite songs in the world are:

1. "Another Somebody Done Somebody Wrong Song," by B.J. Thomas [lyrics here]


2. "The Way It Is," by Bruce Hornsby and the Range [lyrics here]


3. "I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues," by Elton John [lyrics here]


Nothing in this world makes Spudsy happier than if you call him on the phone and sing these songs to him EXTREMELY LOUDLY. When you do, make sure you really emphasize THUNDAH in the chorus of "I Guess That's Why They Call It the Blues." That's his favorite part.

This has been Shakesville's Get to Know a Contributor!

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Daily Dose of Cute

I have a huuuuuuuuuuge scratch on my arm, and, the other night, after noticing it for the first time, Zelda helpfully licked and bit it (gently but ow), then looked at me like, "All better!"

image of Zelda the Black-and-Tan Mutt looking up at me
"I fixed it!"

Naturally, I gave her an abundance of cuddles and told her, "Thanks, Mongrel M.D.! You should have your own medical drama on CBS called Dr. Muttz." She wagged her tail appreciatively and grinned.

I pretend her grody lick-chomps heal my wounds; she pretends to understand my pop culture jokes. It's a fair exchange.

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Quote of the Day


No. Not accepting Rush Limbaugh's cynical, bullshit apology does not make "liberals" look bad. What makes "liberals" look bad is failing to hold Bill Maher to account for his own unrelenting fuckery.

[Via.]

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Alcatraz Open Thread

image of Sarah Jones and Jorge Garcia having their picture taken at Comic Con

Welp, my garbage fart of a DVR failed to tape either episode of Alcatraz Monday night, even though I double-checked to make sure the recordings were scheduled earlier in the day. In good news, it did record Tabatha's Salon Makeover, which I have never asked it to record.

*Pink Petulance face*

Meanwhile, by last night, Fox had made only one of the episodes (the latter of the two) available OnDemand. Whut.

So! I will be totally useless in this thread ("What else is new?"—Everyone), but I don't mind spoilers for this series, so I'm happy to moderate!

Were they good episodes? TELL ME EVERYTHING!

On a related note, I'm sad to hear that Fox has canceled Terra Nova, in whose time-slot Alcatraz is currently airing. I hope this increases the chances that they'll stick with Alcatraz , now that they need a replacement series.

Go!

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More War!

The CNN Quick Vote, currently on the front page of CNN.com, asks: Should military force be an option to prevent Iran from becoming a nuclear power?

results of the poll, showing 61% yes, 39% no

Sob.

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Wednesday Blogaround

This blogaround brought to you by umbrellas.

Recommended Reading:

Eleanor: Anti-Abortion Harassment and Violence Still Stifle Access

David: Romney the Bizarrely Anti-Base Candidate

Pam: Limbaugh, the Bust, and How This Honor Informs Pending Anti-Birth Control Legislation in Missouri

Sierra: The Hypocrisy of "Paying for Other People" [Content Note: The post at this link includes discussion of reproductive rights and slut-shaming in the public sphere.]

Michelle: Diabetes Is Hilarious [Content Note: The post at this link is an examination of the trend of joking about diabetes, and includes references to fat hatred, racism, classism, and ageism.]

Andy: Kirk Cameron Says He's Being 'Slandered', and his Gay Friends are Offering Him Support

Jane: She Hated Her Son. Hating Her Is Not The Answer. [Content Note: The post at this link includes discussion of postpartum depression/psychosis, violence, and ableism, and contains references to self-harm and quoted misogynist slurs.]

Mike: When Education 'Reformers' Let Their Guard Down: The Rahm Emanuel Edition

And some video links:

Susana: Avatar: The Littlest Waterbender

Bob: Not Okay [Content Note: The video at this link is a criticism of sexism in nerd culture and includes references to misogyny, sexual harassment, and sexual violence.]

Angry Asian Man: "In the House Like Lord Grantham / That's the Damn Anthem"

Leave your links and recommendations in comments...

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Two-Minute Nostalgia Sublime



The La's: "There She Goes"

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