Matt Damon Is an Education-Loving Crybaby

So, last weekend, there was a Save Our Schools march in DC while the administration conspired with Congress to cut education funding, and one of the speakers was Matt Damon because James Franco Matt Damon. Afterwards, Reason.TV caught up with Damon and his mother, Nancy Carlsson-Paige, then stitched together footage of Damon knocking down rightwing talking points and a clip of him crying in a movie, because obviously you are a BIG CRYBABY if you defend teachers. Oy.

Female Reporter: In acting, there isn't job security, right? There's an incentive to work hard and be a better actor, because you wanna have a job, so why isn't it like that for teachers?

Damon: You think job insecurity is what makes me work hard?

Reporter: Well, you have an incentive to work hard, but if there's job security—

Damon: I wanna be an actor. It's not an incentive, that's the thing. See, you take this MBA-style thinking, right? It's the problem with ed policy right now, is this intrinsically paternalistic view of problems that are much more complex than that. It's like saying that a teacher is gonna get lazy when they have tenure: A teacher wants to teach! I mean, why else would you take a SHITTY salary and really long hours and, and, and do that job, unless you really loved to do it?

[clip from Good Will Hunting in which Matt Damon is crying and hugging Robin Williams]

Male Cameraman (offscreen): Aren't ten percent bad, though? Ten percent of teachers are bad.

Carlsson-Paige: Where'd you get that number?

Cameraman: I don't know. Ten percent of people in any profession maybe should think of something else.

Damon: I— Well, okay, but, I mean, maybe you're a shitty cameraman. I don't know.
[H/T to Shaker GoldFishy.]

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Breaking Bad Open Thread

image of Hank sitting in bed reading Gale's notebook
"Is there a recipe for Freetos in here?"

Sunday's episode will be discussed in infinitesimal detail, so if you haven't seen it, and don't want any spoilers, move along...

(Sorry I forgot to do the Open Thread yesterday!)

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Ugh

The heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeat. It is SO HOT.

And steamy! Enough with the steaminess!

It's so hot here that we can't get cold water from our taps. The coldest we can get is lukewarm. Deeks said the same thing is happening by him. This is some kind of sustained swelter, y'all.

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Open Thread & News Round-Up: The Raw Deal

The Senate will vote on the Raw Deal today at noon eastern. In the meantime, here's the latest...

The GuardianHouse of Representatives passes debt bill: "Enough Democrats and Republicans reluctantly joined forces to see the proposed legislation through, 269 votes to 161."

The HillDems furious, see deal as GOP win:

House Democrats on Monday expressed outrage at the White House for how it handled the debt-ceiling negotiations, claiming the administration caved to the GOP and left them in the dark.

The irate lawmakers took exception to the lack of balance between cuts and revenues; they railed against the White House for excluding them from the process; and they accused President Obama of bowing to the demands of Republicans without putting up much of a fight.

"Our negotiators weren't tough enough," Rep. Maxine Waters (D-Calif.) said Monday. "They didn't do the work."

...Not only did the agreement slash domestic spending while excluding new tax revenues, many Democrats ranted, but the White House left rank-and-file members in the dark through most of the talks.

...[Rep. Eliot Engel (D-N.Y.)] said most Democrats in the New York delegation had requested a meeting with the White House to discuss potential cuts in graduate medical education.

"We couldn't get a meeting," he said.

When the deal was reached Sunday, Engel continued, the White House "didn't bother" to contact House Democrats.

"We all heard that there was this deal through the media," he said.
CBS—Boehner: I got 98 percent of what I wanted: "When you look at this final agreement that we came to with the white House, I got 98 percent of what I wanted. I'm pretty happy."

LA TimesBiden denies likening Republicans to terrorists in debt talks:
"I did not use the terrorism word," he told "CBS Evening News" anchor Scott Pelley. "What happened was there were some people who said they felt like they were being held hostage by terrorists. I never said that they were terrorists or weren't terrorists, I just let them vent."
Too bad. Because we could really use someone in his position to speak that truth.

The coverage of this debacle abroad has been interesting, to say the least. Two of my favorites today: In Der Spiegel, they're running an interview with "Tea Party Co-Founder Mark Meckler," who is a garbage nightmare, and in The Telegraph, under the awesome headline "The real story of the US debt deal is not the triumph of the Tea Party but the death of the Socialist Left," Toby Young says: "To focus on the Tea Party is to ignore the tectonic political shift that's taken place, not just in America but across Europe. The majority of citizens in nearly all the world's most developed countries simply aren't prepared to tolerate the degree of borrowing required to sustain generous welfare programmes any longer."

Which puts me in mind of that great Edwin Starr classic, "Empathy! Huh! Yeah! What is it good for? Absolutely nothing!" Sob.

Elsewhere...

The HillUnion chief warns of job losses from debt-ceiling deal: "Gerry McEntee, president of the American Federation of State, County and Municipal Employees (AFSCME), said: 'The deal forced upon the White House and the nation represents a form of economic malpractice,' McEntee said in a statement. 'At the least, it will slow economic recovery and impose more joblessness, wage cuts and hardship on America's working families.'"

David Dayen at FDL—Future Congresses Can Change Austerity Terms, But These Democrats Won't: "I don't see these Democrats, who have been parroting the language of austerity so much they have to believe at least some of it, will ever go beyond this agreement. ... The way out of this box is to find different people than the ones currently in office. I don't see any other way around that."

PoliticoMatt Damon weighs in on the debt ceiling: "I'm so disgusted, man. ... The wealthy are paying less than they've paid in any time else, certainly in my lifetime. ... It's criminal that like, you know, so little is asked of people who are getting so much; I mean, I don't mind paying more. I really don't mind paying more taxes."

And here's a fun picture lulz.

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Open Thread

sculpture of a dog carved out of broccoli

Hosted by a broccoli sculpture by Saxton Freymann.

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Question of the Day

What the everloving fuck?

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Open Thread: House Vote on the Raw Deal



Have at it.

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Quote of the Day

"You know, I think Hillary Clinton has more things to worry about than her hemline."Lady Gaga on "The View" this morning, responding to the criticism made of Secretary of State Clinton's wardrobe and body by Tim Gunn, whom Lady Gaga called a "bully."

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FYI

[Warning for zombie-esque allusion to violence.]

The cover of the new issue of New York magazine is terrifying. For about a dozen different reasons. Yiiiiiiiiikes.

cover of New York magazine featuring Mitt Romney and Jon Hunstman, casting them as 'the Cain and Abel of American politics

Jon Huntsman, please don't eat my face! Or Mitt Romney's face! Or whoever's face you're intending to eat whenever that picture was taken of you making an expression that DEFINITELY says, "I am going to do some face-eating."

It is also a very stupid cover, in addition to being terrifying. The Cain and Abel of American politics? Whut? Shut up.

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The Latest

Via Taegan Goddard:

Since an agreement was reached last night, House Minority Leader Nancy Pelosi (D-CA) wouldn't say whether she would vote for the proposal or not. However, multiple sources now say she will vote "yes" when the bill comes up for a vote later tonight.

The latest guidance suggests the House vote will be between 6:30 pm and 8 pm ET.

If the bill passes the House, the Senate will vote on the measure tomorrow.
At which point, if it passes the Senate, President Obama can be expected to sign it into law tomorrow.

We need the second coming of FDR to usher in another New Deal. Instead, we've got FML and the Raw Deal.

Close, but no cigar.

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That's a Big Tent

(TW for racism)

Dog whistle? Nah, why go for subtle?

Appearing on the Caplis and Silverman radio show last Friday, Rep. Doug Lamborn (R-CO) said, “Now I don’t even want to have to be associated with [Obama], it’s like touching a tar baby and you’re stuck, you’re part of the problem now. You can’t get away.”
Learned nothing from Romney, Davis, and McCain, I see.

I can't wait to hear the "I was unfamiliar with the racist history of this term" non-apology "apology." Which is completely believable.

It's gonna be an interesting election season. Post-racial society, folks!

Audio at the first link, if you're so inclined.

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Daily Dose of Cute

close-up picture of Matilda the Cat's face, while she makes what looks like an exasperated and contemptuous expression

Tils is soooooooo fucking over it.

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Sure

About a dozen people protesting the debt deal at the Capitol have been detained by police:

The protesters, including members of the National People's Action group, were handcuffed by Capitol Police and escorted off the premises. The suspects chanted, "Hey Boehner, get a clue, it's about revenue," as they were led away.

One male suspect was pinned to the ground by officers during the incident, yelling loudly that he was not associated with the group or the protest.

The Capitol Police have yet to comment on the number of protesters taken into custody, or what charges — if any — will be brought against them.
Good thing these dirty hippies were quickly contained before their radical ideas risked bumping against the impermeable seal of corporate servitude over the Beltway bubble.

[H/T to @KateThomas.]

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Photo of the Day

Things were a little odder than usual in Downtown Baltimore this weekend with Otakon in town. Lots of people in costumes waving around plastic (I hope!) swords. Good times were had (I hope!) by all. Anway, there were some photos of the festivities in the local paper today. I fell in love with the image below immediately. It's all kinds of awesome.



Left to right: Vashti Green as the Mad Hatter, Randy Westry as March Hare, and Monique Gilliam as Alice from Alice in Wonderland.

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An Observation

I'm alternating watching the House debate on the Bipartisan Debt Plan, and the Senate debate on same, and it is very, very depressing.

(With the usual exceptions: I'm looking at you, Senator Bernie Sanders!)

It's not just that the deal stinks (although it does); it's that this entire fiasco, born of a manufactured crisis during which a very real jobs crisis is going ignored, underlines how fundamentally dishonest, devoid of facts, and indifferent to the needs of average Americans the conversation in DC has become.

That's not news, of course. That's the reason I started this blog seven years ago.

This is just one of those moments in which the grim intractability of that mendacious detachment is put into such stark relief that it takes my breath away all over again.

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Monday Blogaround

This blogaround brought to you by a handbasket. Destination: Hell.

Recommended Reading:

Peter: The Triangle: How Conventional Wisdom Is Manufactured by the Right

Digby: Hangover (Or: Hippies Take the Blame for Failing to Change the World for a President Who Engages in Hippie-Punching Every Chance He Gets)

Shark-fu: There Are Winners and Then There Are the Rest of Us

Clarknt67: Fred Karger Tied with Newt Gingrich in National Poll

Andy: IRS Revokes Tax-Exempt Status of Peter LaBarbera's Anti-Gay Hate Group 'Americans for Truth About Homosexuality'

Echidne: Today's Silly Research Findings: Women Do Not Value Family as Much as Men

Leave your links and recommendations in comments...

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A Bit of Good News

In Kansas, U.S. District Judge J. Thomas Marten has ordered the state to immediately resume funding for Planned Parenthood:

WICHITA, Kan. -- A federal judge on Monday blocked implementation of a new Kansas law that would strip federal family planning funding from the state's Planned Parenthood chapter, dealing Republican lawmakers their second major legal setback to their recent moves against abortion providers.

[...]

Planned Parenthood said it would be forced to close its clinic in the western Kansas city of Hays unless the court immediately prohibited the state from stripping it of $330,000 in federal Title X annual funding. It contended that its 5,700 patients would also face higher costs and have less access to services and longer wait or travel times for appointments.

[...]

Monday's hearing was the first legal test of the statute. Planned Parenthood is challenging its constitutionality based on the Supremacy Clause, which prohibits states from imposing conditions of eligibility on federal programs that are not required by federal law.

Kansas has defended the statute as a matter of state sovereignty, arguing that an injunction would unconstitutionally replace the state's discretion with the court's judgment.
This is the second in good rulings in favor of access and care in Kansas. Last month, an injunction was granted against the new licensing regulations that essentially put two clinics out of business.

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In Indiana, the Indiana Housing Community and Development Authority--NOT the Family and Social Services Administration which typically handles financial distribution/oversight of health care services and federal/state money--has granted Planned Parenthood of Indiana $6,000 in neighborhood assistance grants.
Planned Parenthood of Indiana President and CEO Betty Cockrum says the $6,000 should help the group leverage $12,000 in donations.
The Authority wasn't going to give the money because of the garbage law that worked to defund the organization but decided to after Judge Pratt's injunction against the law in June.

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Not Quite Daily Teaspoon Report

I think we really could use a thread of good news today.

I'm changing the format of this a touch. We're going to try a one-thread version of this, and hopefully people can keep the congratulations messages to a minimum - through use of the Like button, for instance.

The NQDTR, for those who've not encountered it before (because depression got to me, and I stopped posting them), is a thread wherein Shakers can report a teaspoon that they did or encountered. A teaspoon can be anything: tiny little things, or great big things. You don't need to apologize for the size of the teaspoon here. It's Not Quite Daily because I don't want to pressure myself to do it every day, but I'm going to try and have a couple a week. You can find old NQDTR threads through the label at the bottom of the post.

Because we want this to be a concentrated thread of goodness, I ask that you keep the "ooh, that was awesome" messages to a minimum - if you see someone's already said something to that comment, just add your Like click.

Comments of the sort "ooh, great idea, I think I'll adapt it thusly for my local situation" are useful and on-topic, as are comments with teaspoon ideas inspired by other Shakers' efforts.

There's also Shaker bgk's parallel effort on Twitter (where I have, finally, caved and joined, though I still log in pretty rarely: @TheCaitieCat), Tweetspoons.

So, teaspoons up, Shakers, let's hear 'em: tell us the ways you made the world better recently, or saw someone else do so.

ô,ôP

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Recommended Reading

This statement by Economic Policy Institute President Lawrence Mishel on the proposed agreement to raise the debt ceiling is really great in succinctly explaining why it's so failful. I'm not even going to try to blockquote it, because it really just needs to be read in its entirety.

David Frum (I never imagined I'd link a piece by Frum under the heading of Recommended Reading, lulz): Wake up GOP: Smashing system doesn't fix it.

I'm a Republican. Always have been. I believe in free markets, low taxes, reasonable regulation and limited government. But as I look back at the weeks of rancor leading up to Sunday night's last-minute budget deal, I see some things I don't believe in: Forcing the United States to the verge of default. Shrugging off the needs and concerns of millions of unemployed. Protecting every single loophole, giveaway and boondoggle in the tax code as a matter of fundamental conservative principle. Massive government budget cuts in the midst of the worst recession since World War II.

...Republicans have become so gripped by pessimism and panic that they feel they have nothing to lose by rushing into a catastrophe now. But there is a lot to lose, and in these past weeks America nearly lost it.
Krugman answers the question, inevitably intended to be a belligerent conversation-stopper, about what he would have done in the president's position:
I would have made a statement declaring that giving in to this kind of blackmail would constitute a violation of my oath of office, and that my lawyers, on careful reflection, have determined that there are several legal options that allow me to ignore this extortionate demand.

Now, the Obama people say that this wasn't actually an option. Well, I hate to say this, but I don't believe them.

...Why, at this point, should anyone trust these people when they say that they did all they could?

It's much, much too late for Obama and co. to say "Trust us, we know what we're doing." My reservoir of trust is now completely drained. And I know I'm not alone.
Indeed not.

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Two-Minute Nostalgia Sublime



Jeff Stryker: "Bigger Than Life"

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