Two Facts

1. David Brooks is still inexplicably being paid to write nonsensical and incomprehensible garbage columns for the New York Times.

2. This column smells like barf.

I will give Brooks credit for one thing: It is indubitably impressive that he manages to fit no fewer than 10,000 stupid ideas into 800 words.

Among those many stupid ideas, perhaps the stupidest is the one with which he begins his Ode to Kids These Days:

Over the past few weeks, America's colleges have sent another class of graduates off into the world. These graduates possess something of inestimable value. Nearly every sensible middle-aged person would give away all their money to be able to go back to age 22 and begin adulthood anew.
Maybe it's just because most of the people I happen to know don't have PhDs in undiluted privilege like Professor Brooks, and maybe it's because people with marginalized identities and bodies tend to spend lots of their adult lives struggling to attain (and maintain) a sense of self-worth in a world that continually communicates to them that they are less than, and maybe it's because reaching some peace within oneself, despite the cultural narratives encouraging discontent, is so hard-won that its value is priceless, but I just don't know a whole lot of folks, even "sensible" ones, ahem, who would trade away their current lives for another chance at being 22 again.

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I'm So Glad We Elected a Democrat, Part One Billion and Four

David Dayen catches Jared Bernstein, former chief economist for Vice President Joe Biden, making an astonishing admission:

There will be no WPA-type programs in our near future. There was no appetite for them in the Obama admin in the midst of the worst recession since the Great Depression and there's a lot less now. The reasons for that are interesting and I'll speak to them another day. But it ain't happening.
It's astonishing not because it's a surprise that the Obama administration has no interest in, as Paul Krugman suggests, instituting "WPA-type programs putting the unemployed to work doing useful things like repairing roads, which would also, by raising incomes, make it easier for households to pay down debt"—nothing could be less surprising than Obama's disinterest in progressive economic policy—but because it's astonishing to see a former administration official confirm that lack of disinterest so bluntly.

D-Day underlines this point:
[O]n a WPA program, Bernstein explicitly says it was the White House, not Republicans, who had no appetite for direct, public job creation during the first term. Bernstein says he made the arguments about public works jobs inside the White House, but he was clearly outvoted. He doesn't give the arguments made in response, tantalizingly alluding to "interesting" reasons that he will "speak to another day." But he says very clearly that the reason we did all of this hoops-jumping and nudging in the stimulus package rather than just paying people to work at jobs that needed to be done was a philosophical decision inside the White House. In a sense we already knew this, but it's important that a former White House insider re-emphasized it.
If "there is no appetite" for the kind of economic policy that actually makes meaningful differences in the lives of USians (by which I mean actual people, not the corporations granted personhood by our contemptible Supreme Court) even in the White House of a Democrat (no less one who promised "hope" and "change"), we are in real trouble.

That is to say: We are in real trouble.

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Question of the Day

What's for dinner?

(Or, whatever meal you're due to eat next in your part of the world.)

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Monday Blogaround

This blogaround brought to you by Shaxco, makers of Lissie's Delicious Hot German Potato Salad.

Recommended Reading:

Michelle: [TW for discussion of body image] Pictures of You

sheridf: [TW for medical malfeasance; fatphobia; violence] These Days I Hate Going to the Gynecologist

Echidne: Smiling Guys Finish Last

Andy: Report: More Countries Supporting Gays and Lesbians

Tigtog: @mfarnsworth on Blanchett

Steve: Pawlenty Should Rethink the "Doofus" Line

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Daily Dose of Cute



The Stairmaster

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Number of the Day

$137.4 Million: The opening weekend box office for The Hangover Part II, giving it the biggest five-day launch at the domestic box office for a comedy of all time.

Awesome. Well done, America.

Sob.

[Previously: One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine.]

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Two-Minute Nostalgia Sublime



Cher: "If I Could Turn Back Time"

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Quote of the Day

"Yes, I think [I could have beaten President Barack Obama in the 2012 election]. I mean, no one can know."Indiana Governor Mitch Daniels (R-Everberatingthunderfuck), on ABC's "This Week" over the weekend.

Oh, Mitch, you're so humble. No one can know—but I'm pretty sure I would've won!

Do shut up.

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The Parade

This post originally appeared on May 25, 2009.

I grew up in Perrysburg, Ohio. It's a small town, a suburb of Toledo, and when I was a kid in the 1950's and '60's, it fit all of the images that small towns in the Midwest have: tree-shaded streets, neat homes, lots of churches, and a main street -- Louisiana Avenue -- with little shops like the drug store with the fountain, the dime store, the barber shop, the hardware store, the bakery with the smell of bread baking and the sweet scent of icing, and the bank with the solid stone exterior. They're all still there, just under different names now, and my parents, who still live there, still call the drug store by its old name, even though it's changed owners and become a jewelry shop. In the winter the Christmas decorations line the street, and each Memorial Day there is a parade that starts at the Schaller Memorial, the veterans hall, and proceeds up Louisiana Avenue, taking a turn when it reaches the Oliver Hazard Perry Memorial ("We have met the enemy and they are ours...") and marches down West Front Street past the old Victorian homes that overlook the Maumee River.

When I was a kid the parade was made up of the veterans groups like the American Legion and the VFW, and platoons of soldiers and veterans, including, through the 1970's, the last remaining veterans of World War I. They wore their uniforms and their medals, and those that couldn't march sat in the back seat of convertibles, waving slowly to the crowds that lined the sidewalks. They were followed by the marching band from the high school, the color guard, the Cub Scouts, the Boy Scouts, the Girl Scouts, the drum and bugle corps, floats from church groups, all of the city fire equipment, antique cars, and the service groups like the Shriners, the Elks, and the Kiwanis Club. After the last float came all the kids on their bicycles decorated with streamers, bunting, flags, and all the patriotic paperwork we could muster. My friends and I would try to outdo each other, and it had less to do with patriotism than it did with seeing how many rolls of red, white, and blue crepe paper we could thread in between the spokes of our wheels.

I was about ten or so on one Memorial Day when I spent a lot of time getting my Schwinn Racer ready for the big parade. It was a perfect day; the sky was a sparkling spring blue and all the floats, cars, and fire trucks were gleaming in the sun as the parade organized on Indiana Avenue in front of the Memorial Hall. The high school band in their yellow and black uniforms marched in precision as the major led off with a Sousa tune, and as the parade slowly made its way down the avenue we could see the crowds along the sidewalks waiting and waving. As we waited our turn we wheeled our bikes in circles, just like the Shriners in their little go-karts, and finally we got the signal that it was time for the kids to roll. There was an organized rush to lead off, and then we were slowly pedaling down the street, waving to everybody outside the library, the Chevy dealership, even the people lined up on the roof of the pizza parlor. I looked for my dad shooting movies with the 8mm camera, but didn't see him. Oh, well, it didn't matter; we were supposed to meet at the home of friends who were hosting a post-parade picnic in their backyard. Their house was at the end of the parade route, so that was the perfect place to pull out of the parade and have the first of many Faygo Redpops that summer.

But for some reason I stayed with the parade, on down West Front, and then up West Boundary and past the gates of Fort Meigs Cemetery. The floats and the fire trucks were gone, but what was left of the parade -- the color guard and the veterans -- went through the gates and along the path. There was no music now, just a solemn drumbeat keeping a steady muffled tapping. The color guard turned at a small stone memorial, and then past it to a gravesite where a family was gathered; a mother in a black dress, a father in a grey suit, and a teenage son and daughter, looking somber and out of place. The grave was still fresh, the dirt mounded over, the headstone a simple marker with a flag. A minister spoke some words, and then the color guard snapped to attention. A volley of rifle fire, then Taps, and then a tall young soldier in dress blues handed a folded flag to the mother, who murmured her thanks and tried to smile.

I suddenly realized that I felt out of place there with my gaudily-patriotic bike and my red-white-and-blue striped shirt. No one noticed me, though, and when the people started to slowly move away from the gravesite and back to the entrance, I followed along until I was able to ride slowly back to our friends' house, park my bike with all the others, and find my parents, who probably hadn't even noticed that I was not there with all the other kids running around and playing on the lawn.

Photo by Mark Wilson/Getty Images.

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Memorial Day

Posting will be light today, as today is Memorial Day in the US, and many of us have community and/or family events we'll be attending.

On Memorial Day, we remember and honor the women and men of the US military services who have given their lives for their country. If there is someone specific you would like to acknowledge today, please feel welcome and encouraged to do that here.

I would like to remember my Uncle Edward, who served in the Pacific Theater during World War II, and was one of the 292,131 servicemembers who never came home. I never had the chance to meet him; the closest I ever got to him was dragging my fingers slowly across the raised fingers of his name on a bronze memorial gone green with age.

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Sunday Shuffle

U2, One Tree Hill


(And it is this version from the Point Depot concert)

How about you?

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The Virtual Pub Is Open


[Explanations: lol your fat. pathetic anger bread. hey your gay.]

TFIF, Shakers!

Belly up to the bar,
and name your poison!

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Quote of the Day

"The House GOP's rather pitiful jobs manifesto...illustrates, once again, the foolishness of believing that we can reach any real bipartisan agreement on economic policy. The GOP stopped thinking a long time ago; all it knows how to do is parrot Reaganite rhetoric over and over. And there’s so little there there that the document—look at it!—has to rely on extra-large type and lots of pointless pictures to bulk it out even to 10 pages."Paul Krugman.

In related news, Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell (R-Ealpieceofwork) says "substantial Medicare cuts must be part of a spending and deficit cut package to get his support to raise the debt limit." Or, as Senate Majority Leader Harry Reid's spokesperson Jon Summers aptly describes it: "Republicans are holding the United States' credit hostage to ram through their plan to end Medicare."

No jobs, no healthcare, no social safety net...just BOOTSTRAPS FOR EVERYONE!!!

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Daily Dose of Cute


Ms. Olivia Twist, Professional Excellent Specimen of Kittykind

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Two Facts

1. When I contemplate the amount of blogging I have been obliged to do in the past year about protecting from our government reproductive rights and female survivors of sexual assault, I feel hated by my country for having the temerity to be a woman.

2. The next time I am accused by a conservative of being insufficiently patriotic, I will not launch into my usual response about the difference between loving this country for what it could be, versus loving it uncritically for what it is. I will simply say, "Yes. I find it challenging to express love for my country, when it so clearly does not love me."

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Just...what.

The House GOP are really full of...ideas...aren't they? Here's a new one from Dana Rohrabacher (R-CA): clear cut the rain forests. Why? To eliminate greenhouse gasses responsible for climate change.

Yes. I know.

Anyway, here is what happened:

...Mr. Rohrabacher declare[d] during a Congressional hearing on Wednesday that clear-cutting the world’s rain forests might eliminate the production of greenhouse gases responsible for climate change.

On the witness stand was Todd Stern, the Obama administration’s climate change envoy, who was questioned on whether the nation’s climate policy should focus on reducing the more than 80 percent of carbon emissions produced by the natural world in the form of decaying plant matter.

“Is there some thought being given to subsidizing the clearing of rain forests in order for some countries to eliminate that production of greenhouse gases?” the congressman asked Mr. Stern, according to Politico.

“Or would people be supportive of cutting down older trees in order to plant younger trees as a means to prevent this disaster from happening?” he continued.
Sigh.

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