An Observation About Bootstraps

In the conservative lexicon, ownership is good, and there's no dirtier word than entitlement. In last night's GOP response to the State of the Union, the idea that entitlement programs like Social Security and universal healthcare (to which we unfortunately do not have anything close) are THE WORST and individualism and self-governance are THE BEST was a rather prominent theme, because BOOTSTRAPS.

Which are the thingies conservatives wave around to distract our attention primarily from the existence of privilege and prejudice, but also from the reality that entitlement programs are not, actually, the "wealth redistribution" programs they assert them to be. To hear conservatives tell it, entitlement programs are some kind of wealth-punishing equalizer, as opposed to components of a fraying safety net that is often the only thing keeping low- or no-wage earners from falling off the edge.

I'll leave aside for now the tropes about the legions of straw-people who could be earning a livable wage at an awesome job but inexplicably choose not to work, living high on the hog off our generous welfare system. Suffice it to say, that is abject nonsense, and being poor is one of the most difficult things to be in this country. Poverty is not for lazy people.

My present concern is with the working poor, and the way they are regarded by the architects of the Ownership Society.

Those men—and they are indeed almost all men, most of whose lives have been dictated by inherent privilege and family connections, which we're not meant to note while admiring their shiny bootstraps—believe quite firmly, and without seemingly a trace of irony or compunction, that one gets what one deserves in life. From the imposing height of their handsomely recompensed sinecures, they will assert with the particular condescending authority bestowed only by unearned success that, with a little hard work, anyone can be a productive member of their magnificent Ownership Society.

Now, I don't feel inclined to get into a whole Marxist discussion about the means of production here, but what these insufferable, vainglorious, classist captains of self-aggrandizing bullshit seem never to grasp, or possibly just acknowledge, is that if you want to live in a capitalist society that gives you the opportunity to get nasty rich, then we can't all be wealthy. And if you want to be the kind of person who doesn't pump your own gas, or make your own sandwiches, or clean your own house, or manicure your own fingernails, or drain your own dog's anal glands, then there are going to have to be people who fill all those jobs.

And most of those professional, hard-working people will put in at least 40 hours a week, or more, and even still, many of them won't be given healthcare benefits, and many of them won't earn enough money to feed a family, and many of them won't be able to save as much as they'll need for their retirement.

People who honorably dedicate their time, energy, and talents to jobs that might not pay well are indeed entitled to something—to not work their whole lives only to find themselves poverty-stricken, or hungry, or homeless after one small (or not small) medical crisis. And if we're not going to ensure that every job comes with a livable wage, access to affordable healthcare, and retirement benefits, then we've got to provide a robust and well-funded social safety net.

I don't think that's asking for much, in exchange for a lifetime of providing service to their chosen vocation.

Though I grant it's certainly easier to scream BOOTSTRAPS! and carelessly assert that people who don't have everything they need just aren't trying hard enough.

Funny how the Grand Advocates of Hard Work are always the ones making the easy arguments.

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Daily Dose of Cute



I've heard there are people in the world who think greyhounds aren't cute.

Does not compute.

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Don't cut me off, I'm heteronorrrrrrrmmmatttiiiiiiiivvvvvveeeee........

You know those car decals that you can buy to showcase how nuclear, hetero, and fecund your family is?

I'm gonna buy, like, fifty ladies and put them all over my rear window. Fifty ladies and four cats.

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A Thought

Maybe a discussion about the "sinfulness" of a particular sexual orientation isn't actually a valuable contribution to the national discourse. Maybe it's not even news.

Technically that was two thoughts. If you count the embedded contempt and implicit commentary about what a homophobic wankstain Joel Osteen is and what a terrible journalist, even by CNN's increasingly questionable standards, Piers Morgan is, it's even more than two thoughts.

Whatever.

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Texting! With Liss and Deeky!

Deeky: I am sending you those Bieber cards when I am done with them.

Liss: LOL. Of course you are. Because you're a closet hoarder who just sends me his garbage treasures.

Deeky: No doy!

Liss: "I can't bear to throw away this 17-year-old porno mag with the centerfold who looks like Brian Bloom! Too many nice wankmemories! I know - I'll send it to Liss!"

Deeky: LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!! I can't stop giggling.

Liss: "I'll keep my house nice and clean and send my garbage treasure hoard to Indiana!"

Deeky: You love my treasures!

Liss: Your treasures, lol. Yes, I love them so much I put them in plastic treasure chests and put them out by the curb every week to be collected by the "treasure man" for safe keeping. He buries them at the "treasure dump" for me.

Deeky: LOL! How thoughtful!

Liss: It's like a safe deposit box, except EVEN BETTER.

Deeky: LOLOLOL! I wish I was back in Missouri. I would sooooo send you a mountain of treasures right now.

Liss: LOLOLOLOLOLOL! I bet you would.


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Above: An actual image of some of the recent garbage treasure that has been mailed to Liss by Deeky: A torn-out magazine photo of Brett Anderson circa 1993, a M4M phone sex ad, a random magazine photo of an eagle, New Kids on the Block trading cards, a doodle in colored pencil with a food stain on it, a Czech grocery specials flyer from 2001, an anti-McCain bumper magnet, and a glittery sticker featuring a cartoon of disembodied boobs being grabbed by hands reading "Free Mammograms."

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Pennsylvania Senate Committee Votes to Ban Abortion Coverage in Private Insurance Plans

From The Philadelphia Inquirer:

HARRISBURG - A state Senate committee is advancing a bill to ban abortion coverage from policies obtained through health-insurance exchanges that are to begin in 2014. The bill passed the Senate Banking and Insurance Committee on Tuesday, 12-2. No public hearing was held.

Last year's landmark federal health-care law requires states to set up the exchanges to provide a marketplace where small businesses and individuals can buy coverage.

However, some abortion-rights proponents say that federal law already restricts taxpayer funding for abortion coverage and that this bill goes further than federal law by restricting abortion coverage in private policies.

For more on yesterday's vote, let's go to Planned Parenthood Pennsylvania Advocates:
Senate Committee Votes to Further Endanger Women’s Health and Safety in Pennsylvania

January 25, 2011
Author: Sari Stevens

HARRISBURG – Two days after the November 2nd election, President Pro Tempore Senator Scarnati was quoted in the Pittsburgh Post-Gazette cautioning his colleagues to focus on statewide fiscal matters and avoid divisive fights over abortion rights. On just the second day of legislative session, that commitment to Pennsylvania voters was broken when the Senate Banking and Insurance Committee voted to ban private insurance plans sold in the Pennsylvania health insurance exchange from covering even medically necessary abortion services.
“Rather than focusing on job creation and stimulating the economy, the State Senate is pulling a bait and switch and has made clear that government interference in private medical decisions is their top priority,” said Sari Stevens, Executive Director of Planned Parenthood Pennsylvania Advocates. “Pennsylvania voters are not interested in reopening the debate around abortion. Our lawmakers should focus on improving our health care system and stop using women’s health as a divisive issue.”
The debate over private insurance coverage of abortion in the health insurance exchanges was settled by U.S. Senator Ben Nelson, a staunch opponent of abortion. The Nelson amendment stipulates that women who want to use their own money to purchase a health insurance plan that covers abortion services must send a separate payment so the funding for abortion coverage is completely separate and paid entirely by the individual.

Read the whole thing.

This vote comes just after the Kermit Gosnell case broke. Last week, Melissa wrote,
This case is already being used by anti-choice advocates as evidence for why abortion should be criminalized. But, in fact, the opposite is true: It is because of the increasingly limited access to safe, affordable, first-term abortion, as well as safe, affordable, late-term therapeutic abortion, that a heinous anomaly like Gosnell exists. He is an unethical opportunist who made lots of money exploiting desperate women without a better alternative.

And now the PA State Senate is acting opportunistically to limit women's reproductive freedom.

If you live in Pennsylvania, you can
Contact PA State Senators

H/T to Planned Parenthood Pennsylvania Advocates

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Wednesday Blogaround

This blogaround brought to you by Shaxco, publishers of the upcoming Deeky's Guide to Smart Investing.

Recommended Reading:

Shani: Ask a Woman Who Knows [TW for gender essentialism]

scatx: Rape in the Peace Corps [TW for sexual violence]

Fannie: The Ignorance of Non-Feminists, Part Whatever

Renee: Toy Story 3: Lessons in Race and Gender

Dori: Thousands of Cuts [TW for discussion of circumcision]

Andy: Peruvian Catholic Bishop Uses Gay Slur; Apologizes "For Everyone Who Felt Offended" [TW for homophobia; Christian supremacy]

Living ~400lbs: Microagressions

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Two-Minute Nostalgia Sublime



Sigue Sigue Sputnik: "Love Missile F1-11"

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Quote of the Day

[Trigger warning for anti-Semitism.]

"He's into history."—An anonymous Jesse James "insider," explaining why more pictures have surfaced of James playing around with Nazism: "In one pic, James grins and sits in a convertible alongside a pal who gives the infamous "sieg heil" salute [while wearing what looks like an SS cap]; another image features a children's book character, Flat Stanley, dressed as Adolf Hitler."

No, people who watch WWII documentaries are into history. People who play Nazi dress-up are anti-Semitic fucknecks.

"He's into history." Please. That would be fucking hilarious if it weren't so terrifying.

And by "terrifying," I'm not referring to Jesse James or his "anonymous friend," but to a culture that finds eliminationist anti-Semitism an acceptable position to hold.

This post sponsored by The Beaver, coming to a theater near you in March!

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Situation Normal

[Trigger warning for violence.]

If you are a rightwing extremist who advocates "repudiation of the Supreme Court's Roe v. Wade decision with mass bloodshed," you can still totally have a job as a CNN commentator, even sitting on a panel discussing the State of the Union.

And why not? It's not like the president even mentioned reproductive rights, anyway.

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Assvertising

Kate's post about the manflu reminded me that I've been meaning to post about this obnoxious Vicks Dayquil advert for ages (it's the first of the two in this video):

A white man is lying on a couch, looking pathetic and coughing. His wifemommy walks in. "I can't reach the remote," he whines, looking at her plaintively. She tosses a box of Vicks Dayquil at him. Cut to a whitescreen with the text: "Thankfully, it even works on the man-cold."
Whooooooooops I barfed on your Vicks Dayquil.

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For The Fiscally Responsible Collector

Need some solid financial advice from Shakesville's resident Wall Street Insider™? (That's me, by the way!) Buy some of these! They are guaranteed to appreciate in value! It's practically like buying cash money at half off! It's all about the Benjamins! It's all about the Biebers! Yes! Get in on the ground floor of the Bieberdollar bubble!



[Image: Pack of Justin Bieber trading cards!]

5 cards! 1 sticker! No purchase necessary! (I have no idea! Shoplifting, what?) Stock up now! Rare and foil cards! And remember: After the Bieberpocalypse, the only currency recognized by the NBO (New Bieber Order; Glenn Beck's ghostwriters are already working on a new novel) will be the Bieberdollar! Don't be left behind! Don't be Left Behind! Ages 9+ only!

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State of the Union Open Thread


President Barack Obama, Vice President Joe Biden, and Speaker John Boehner. [Getty Images]

So the president gave a speech last night. So did Rep. Paul Ryan, who gave the official GOP response, as well as Rep. Michele Bachmann, who gave the Tea Party Caucus response. The Green Party response, which was not aired on television, naturally, is here.

Discuss!

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Stock up on cold ones, it's a manmergency!

[Trigger warning for misogyny and gender essentialism]

We live in a world where it's still controversial to openly discuss the scale of the GRID AIDS crisis, where migraines, if the dominant culture is to be believed, are primarily caused by reading too many Danielle Steele novels, and where women are encouraged to squirt toxins down there into their vaginae to promote health. In this world, still reeling from a prolonged he-cession, I give you the latest public health emergency: MANFLU!

The Daily Mail (sigh):

"Women have suspected it for years – and finally, they have proof: when it comes to illness, scientists say men really are wimps.

According to research, the working man is much more likely to succumb to a cold than his female colleague when the pressure’s on."

Yes, men, why do you have to be so feminine and sick? Can't you learn to be fighters?

The Scotsman [Edinburgh] has a pretty good take down of the research and the accompanying Mail story. Since my sweetie tells me CBS' The Early Show covered this super serious story this morning (as of this writing, they don't have anything online), here are a few thoughts:

The study The Mail cited involved surveying workers from 40 South Korean manufacturing firms. So, the results are (as always) grounded in a specific cultural and socioeconomic context.

Researchers asked participants if they thought they had caught a cold in the past 4 months. I briefly worked for some epidemiologists, and this methodology is certainly, um, easy? It's like that time when NIH asked 50,000 bank employees if they suffered from any undiagnosed cancers. Except in this case, it actually happened.

Here's a fun fact: the South Korean study found that women were more likely than men to get colds. Whoops!

The manflu (or man cold, as The Scotsman helpfully points out) is all in the interaction between reported stress and reported illness. Men who reported being under more stress were more likely to report that they had a cold in the past four months. There wasn't a correlation between reported stress and reported illness in women.

This might be an interesting finding. I mean, why might this be the case?

Maybe women tend to be under more stress than men, what with that oppression business and all. That could overwhelm any effects of workplace stress.

Maybe men are more likely to be in management positions than women, which, if correlated with stress (positively or negatively), could make the statistics tricky.

Maybe (um, probably absolutely) there are gendered implications of reporting stress and illness.

Maybe (absolutely) there are gendered aspects of socialization that impact perceptions of stress and illness.

Or maybe men are a bunch of girls and therefore we should feel sorry for them, because unlike girls, they are more likely to get sick (except they aren't).

Tough call.

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The State of the Union Pub Is Open


President Obama will be giving his State of the Union address tonight, starting at 9pm EST. (Find out how/where to watch it live online here.) The seating will be bipartisan, Obama will propose a five-year spending freeze on non-defense spending, and Michele Bachmann will deliver an unofficial rebuttal.

I just received an excerpt of the speech as prepared, and this is part of it:
Half a century ago, when the Soviets beat us into space with the launch of a satellite called Sputnik¸ we had no idea how we'd beat them to the moon. The science wasn't there yet. NASA didn't even exist.

But after investing in better research and education, we didn't just surpass the Soviets; we unleashed a wave of innovation that created new industries and millions of new jobs.

This is our generation's Sputnik moment.
Wait, what?! No. That should be "This is our generation's Apollo moment," right? Unless the president intends to suggest this is the moment we are surpassed by a burgeoning superpower who has the will to invest in better research and education. Which, admittedly, would probably be honest but not very inspiring, lol.

It's gonna be a long night, Shakers.

Anyone got any suggestions for a good virtual drinking game? Deeky says take a shot every time he says "fiscal responsibility," and I say take a shot every time he says "bipartisan." If he says "people of faith," down the bottle.

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Question of the Day

Pretending, naturally, that Hell exists, we're all going there (no doy), and it's comprised entirely of a screening room with a single uncomfortable chair molded perfectly to your ass, what movie, if forced to watch over and over on a loop for eternity, would constitute your personal Hell?

(I mean, I know any movie over and over for eternity would be hellish, so, for the pedants among us, please feel free to read the question as: What movie would you least like to watch three times in a row?)

My answer: Barry Lyndon, for sheer unsurpassed dullery. Ugh, Stanley Kubrick. UGH.

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Whoooooooooops

Sexy News Anchors Distract Male Viewers.

Whoooooooooops! Straight Male Viewers' Ability to Concentrate Undermined by Lifelong Socialization to Sexually Objectify Women.

B-b-but it's in their BRAINZ!!! Blah blah evo psych blah!

Yes. That's true. And brains wired to see things one way will start seeing them another way within a matter of days when forced to do so. And brains that hold socialized biases, like associating dark skin with a lack of ethics, release those biases when exposed to counter-narratives on a regular basis. And brains that are remapped with cognitive behavior therapy can stop doing things they have done for years.

The thing about brains, and how they perceive things, is that they're adaptable based on the external factors to which we subject them. That's demonstrably evident, even granting that we may be predisposed to certain psychological patterns and processes.

But something about sex and gender makes us certain everything is hard-wired.

That's just how men are! You know what women are like! Boys will be boys. She's such a girl. He's a man's-man. She's a girly-girl. Men can't help it. Women can't help it. That's just how they're born.

We don't feel socialization happening, which is why it's so easy to believe that our brains are just built one way or another by biology and that's that.

Easy beliefs are often the most dangerous ones.

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Photos of the Day

US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton (right) and Spain's Foreign Minister Trinidad Jimenez at a press conference after their meeting at the State Department in Washington January 25, 2011. [Reuters Pictures]
US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton (right) walks with Mexican Foreign Minister Patricia Espinosa (left) on a one-day trip to Mexico through the streets of Guanajuato, January 24, 2011, prior to lunch at Teatro Juarez. [Getty Images]
Saudi talk show host Hiba Jamal (left) takes a picture of US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton (right) with Lebanese presenter Rania Barghut after recording a special episode of the Arabic ladies' talk show 'Kalam Nawaem' at Zayed University in Abu Dhabi on January 10, 2011, to be broadcast on the Saudi-owned MBC-1 satellite channel. [Getty Images]
When I was a little girl, I never saw images of women like this in the news. Even when I saw pictures of British Prime Minister Margaret Thatcher, she was almost always the only woman in the picture. More often than not, Clinton is still the only woman in the picture, too, wearing her brightly colored suit in a sea of pinstriped charcoal. When I see pictures like these, they make me blub with joy.

I long for the day when they don't, because they are so routine as to be totally unremarkable.

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Daily Dose of Cute


brown and white Cavalier King Charles spaniel on brown leather sofa
Dexter: "There's a bug on the ceiling!"

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