This is so the worst thing you're going to read all day.


Men have upper hand in sexual economy. O RLY? Is there any way we can make this nooz out to be feminism's fault?
Researchers found that since women in the 18- to 23-year-old group feel they don't need men for financial dependence, many of them feel they can play around with multiple partners without consequence, and that the early 20s isn't the time to have a serious relationship. But eventually, they do come to want a real, lasting relationship. The problem is that there will still be women who will have sex readily without commitment, and since men know this, fewer of them are willing to go steady.

"Women have plenty of freedom, but freedom does not translate easily into getting what you want," [University of Texas at Austin researcher Mark Regnerus] said.
Perfect.

[H/T to Shaker Amy, who also notes that the picture chosen to accompany the article whiffs strongly of the rape culture.]

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Wednesday Blogaround

This blogaround brought to you by Shaxco, makers of McEwan Brand Teaspoons, now with ergonomic grip!

Recommended Reading:

BQ: Tunisian Revolution Links Roundup

Echidne: Anti-Rape Evolutionary Adaptations. Beep, Beep. [TW for rape, gender essentialism]

Chérie: On Teenage Blood Running in Our Veins

Jamison: The Washington Post's Idea of "Respectful Conversation" [TW for violence, homophobia, dehumanization, Christian supremacy]

scatx: STFU, Dr. Laura [TW for violence, racism]

Melissa: Tweet of the Day [TW for violence, racism, dehumanization]

Andy: Schwarzenegger's Mom Took Him to the Doctor Because She Thought He Was Gay

Leave your links in comments...

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Two-Minute Nostalgia Sublime



Jan Hammer: "Miami Vice Theme"

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Quote of the Day

"You cannot allow yourself to think that activism to change things for the better isn't worth doing, even if it's difficult."—Eighty-four year-old Monnie Callen, social worker, retired member of 1199SEIU, and civil rights advocate who attended Dr. King's 1963 March in Washington DC, reflecting on what she's "learned about activism, both from Dr. King, and my family and my life's work."

[H/T to @NatashaChart.]

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Your Corporatocracy in Action

When the Supreme Court handed down the decision in Citizens United v. Federal Election Commission, which granted corporations, unions, and nonprofits the latitude to donate freely to political campaigns and thus effectively bankroll federal elections, I grimly mused: "It is not hyperbole to say this decision is paving the way for America to become a fully-fledged corporatocracy, which, depending on your perspective, is a sibling to fascism or a version of it. ...This decision further diminishes any voice that isn't backed with a fuckload of money. Someday, we may look back on this day and realize it was the day our democracy died."

Today, People for the American Way is reporting that the repeal of President Obama's healthcare legislation has been "Bought and Paid for by Citizens United." Irrespective of one's feelings about the healthcare legislation itself, that its repeal is being driven not by a grassroots objection but instead by vested corporate interests "dedicated to the repeal of the health care reform law" is chilling.

[E]mpowered by the Supreme Court's Citizens United decision, corporate-backed groups intent on the repeal of the health care reform law spent an enormous amount of money to help defeat vulnerable supporters of reform and elect candidates who vowed to repeal it.

...This outside spending—a total of over $100 million in the 36 flipped health care races—came from a set of 20 national groups dedicated to the repeal of the health care reform law. Three groups, US Chamber of Commerce, 60 Plus Association, and the Coalition to Protect Seniors received support from the health care industry according to news reports. The other groups identified as pro-repeal, Americans for Tax Reform; Americans for Limited Government; Alliance for America's Future; American Action Network; American Future Fund; Super PAC for America; BIPAC; Revere America; Club for Growth; Americans for Job Security; American Crossroads & Crossroads GPS; Americans for Prosperity; Center For Individual Freedom; FreedomWorks; NFIB, and the New Prosperity Foundation ran advertisements attacking health care reform, often including misleading claims, but were largely exempt from requirements to disclose their funders.

...In the 2010 elections, because of lax restrictions on corporate spending and disclosure laws rife with loopholes, 20 anti-reform groups were able to make substantial investments in congressional elections. At the same time, they were able to magnify the impact of their dollars by spreading misleading claims about the health care reform bill. This week, as the House votes to repeal a bill that would bring health and financial security to millions of Americans, they will see a powerful return on their investments.
In a piece for the Washington Post yesterday, Katrina vanden Heuvel described reversing Citizens United as "a question of whether American democracy itself can beat back a corporate takeover, whether our most cherished principles of self-government can ultimately prevail."

There are those who suggest the coup is a fait accompli, and they may be right, given that successfully turning back Citizens United is contingent upon penetrating the thick armor of apathy that many US voters don to insulate themselves from evidence of the slow erosion of their collective power. That's no small feat, getting people to pay attention to something ugly in order to change it.

But we've certainly got to try.

Support the Fair Elections Now Act, which will need to be reintroduced in this Congressional session. There are all kinds of ways to take action at that site.

Contact your Senators. Contact your Representative. Ask them to support Rep. Donna Edwards' (D-MD) proposed constitutional amendment to quash corporate personhood, which states "unequivocally that corporations are not people and do not have the right to buy elections."

Link this post and the other links contained herein wherever you can, to make people aware of the issue and enlist their teaspoons as part of the solution.

It's time to make some noise.

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Clinton May Leave State Department

It's very unusual for Secretaries of State to serve both terms of a two-term presidency, but I was still hoping Secretary Hillary Clinton would stick around if/when Obama is reelected. Well, I suppose the fact that she hasn't committed to staying means she hasn't committed to leaving, either:

Clinton said she had committed only to serving as the nation's top diplomat during the president's first term.

..."I am very pleased to be working in this position now, but I've said on many different occasions that I'm looking forward to returning to private life," Clinton said. "I do look forward to having a little more spare time, and a few more hours to take just a spare breath."
Can't blame her. She's been going a million miles an hour on the national stage for twenty years now. If anyone deserves to put her feet up...
She also repudiated former Vice President Cheney's assertion earlier this week that Obama would be a one-term president.

"I am pleased that former Vice President Cheney is healthy and resuming public activities, but I could not disagree with him more," Clinton said of Cheney's one-term claim. "I think President Obama has been playing the hand that he was dealt by the Bush/Cheney administration very well indeed."
Heh heh heh. Even in her retirement, whenever that may be, she'll still be the Secretary of Sass.

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Open Thread

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Hosted by an Imperial Probe Droid.

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Question of the Day

What was your favorite classic childhood game as a kid?

Naturally, what's considered a "classic childhood game" will vary based on where one lived as a child, but as long as it was a classic wherever you were, it counts.

Some examples of classic childhood games where I spent time as a kid (exurban Indiana and NYC): Tag, double-dutch, hopscotch, hide-and-seek, four-square, tetherball, capture the flag, dodgeball, stoop ball, stickball, kickball, marbles, jacks.

I was a four-square champion. Loved that game. Love it still!

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Number of the Day

97: The percentage of Republicans in the House who "will still be receiving insurance through the Federal Employees' Health Benefits Plan—a federal exchange which offers subsidized coverage to federal government workers, including members of Congress. According to a ThinkProgress analysis, seven, or just three percent of all the Republicans in the House have agreed to give up their insurance while they vote to repeal coverage for some 32 million Americans."

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Only Good Things Will Come of This!

Comcast-NBC Deal Wins Federal Approval:

The proposed combination of Comcast and NBC Universal was approved by the Federal Communications Commission and the Justice Department on Tuesday, smoothing the way for the deal to close by the end of January.

As expected, the approvals came with significant conditions attached. The combination of Comcast's cable systems and NBC Universal's channels will create a media powerhouse, and it will represent the first time that a cable company will control a major broadcast network.

"This is a proud and exciting day for Comcast," Brian L. Roberts, the Comcast chief executive, said in a statement that thanked the government agencies for their hard work.
Come on! Who doesn't love monopolies? This guy knows what I'm talking about:


"Right this way to your corporatocracy!"

[H/T to Shaker SamanthaB.]

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What I'm Listening To

The Ghost of a Saber Tooth Tiger, "Jardin Du Luxembourg"


[Lyrics available here.]

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If only the Vatican had access to 20th century technology*

[Trigger warning for clergy abuse]

Whoooops! Next time y'all at the Vatican conspire to circumvent international standards of law and decency, try a conference call-- it doesn't [TW] leave a paper trail.

--
*And/or cared about sexual abuse

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Quote of the Day

[TW for Christian supremacy.]

"If you have been adopted in God's family like I have, and like you have if you're a Christian and if you're saved, and the Holy Spirit lives within you just like the Holy Spirit lives within me, then you know what that makes? It makes you and me brothers. And it makes you and me brother and sister. Now I will have to say that, if we don't have the same daddy, we're not brothers and sisters. So anybody here today who has not accepted Jesus Christ as their savior, I'm telling you, you're not my brother and you're not my sister."—Republican Governor-Elect of Alabama Robert Bentley, in a speech at a Baptist church yesterday afternoon.

He also noted during the speech, "You know, [for] a lot of people, it's hard to trust a Republican governor." Yeah. Wonder why.

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Daily Dose of Cute


Video Description: Olivia is sitting on my lap, and I'm scratching the middle of her back, which makes her lick my sweater and then chomp on my belly. I say, "Ow!" and laugh, and Iain says, "Get her, Livs!" LOL.

There's another area, at the base of her tail, which makes her lick and bite the air (like a lot of cats) when I scratch her there. But the middle of her back is the secret button that turns her into Lady Chompington.

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Let's Have This Discussion


Actual screencap of "Latest News" headlines on the front page of CNN.

Actual Headline at Time: Does the Death of 200 Cows in Wisconsin Confirm Biblical Prophecy?

Fair enough. It's been a long time since I was at church, but I'm pretty sure I remember reading something about that in the Second Book of Cheese.
"There's something biblically going on with the signs of the second coming of Christ," [online theologian Paul Begley in Indiana] says on his YouTube channel. His message could creep out believers and non-believers alike. But don't expect the second coming any time soon. He adds that "we still need seven years of tribulation" and "the rise of the anti-Christ" for that to happen.
You'd think an "online theologian" would have caught wind of the Bush years. *rimshot*

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*Sad Trombone*

The Supreme Court has declined to spend their time listening to DC's homobigots whine about their super-special relationships losing the shimmering, golden glow that only denying equality to same-sex couples conveys upon their gloriously gilded unions:

The Supreme Court has rejected an appeal from opponents of same-sex marriage who want to overturn the District of Columbia's gay marriage law.

The court did not comment Tuesday in turning away a challenge from a Maryland pastor and others who are trying to get a measure on the ballot to allow Washingtonians to vote on a measure that defines marriage as between a man and a woman.
The court did not comment...but I still hear the reverberating echo of "Get lost, bozos!" nonetheless.

Sad Trombone sound bite

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Two-Minute Nostalgia Sublime



Harold Faltermeyer: "Axel F."

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60 Minutes, Tucson, and Stereotypes of Mental Illness

[Trigger warning for violence and ableism.]

by Shaker LG6

I used to think that 60 Minutes was high-quality broadcast journalism. I'm not sure which one of us has changed.

Sunday night, I had the misfortune to watch a segment of 60 Minutes entitled "Tucson: Descent into Madness", which focused on anecdotes about and speculation on Jared Lee Loughner's behavior leading up to the Tucson shootings on January 8. Several friends and acquaintances of Mr. Loughner's were interviewed, and the story attempted to set his behavior in a broader context by interviewing people who have worked with the Secret Service on profiling potential assassins.

They were interviewed to establish points of commonality between Mr. Loughner's behavior and the profile of a "typical" assassin. None of these people was a qualified mental health professional who had had direct interaction with Mr. Loughner and could therefore comment knowledgeably on his mental state (and of course, it would be unethical for anyone in such a position to do so, which leads to the question of why we are witnessing this discourse in the first place).

I found this entire segment to be thoroughly irresponsible journalism, not only because of the use of inappropriate, inaccurate, and frankly sensational terminology to speculate on Mr. Loughner's mental state ("insanity", "madness", "irrational", etc.), but also because of the sheer amount of time spent discussing the behavior and mental patterns of "assassins", in a manner designed to inflame people's fears without any thoughtful exploration of the factors that might have led them down such a path and whether, and how, such situations might be dealt with more effectively.

In short, I felt that the story perpetuated the following stereotypes: that people who are mentally ill are monsters; that all mentally ill people are dangerous; and that assassins (despite supposedly being automatically both mentally ill and monsters) are worthy objects of the attention, fascination, and fetishization that they seek through their actions.

I am not in any way attempting to diminish the horrors of what happened on January 8 and the pain felt by those close to the victims nor to minimize the dangers faced by public figures (and those who interact with them) in a mainstream political climate that is frighteningly charged with violent rhetoric and polarized positions.

But the fact remains that, statistically speaking, the average United States citizen is highly unlikely to ever be in any danger from an assassin, particularly compared to the diffuse but very real threats to safety and security that huge numbers of people in the US do face on a daily basis: Loss or lack of income, job security, and gainful employment; loss or lack of access to food, shelter, and basic medical care; loss or lack of safety and dignity in homes, schools, neighborhoods, and workplaces; and yes, loss or lack of capability in managing the vicissitudes of life which can be the result of serious mental illness.

Unfortunately it appears that the mainstream media lacks the creativity, perception, and energy to recognize and pursue the newsworthiness of these dramatic narratives, in favor of defaulting at every opportunity to the easy and lurid option.

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Conservatives Are the New Social Justice Crusaders

[Trigger warning for violent rhetoric, appropriation.]

After appropriating Jewish victimization via "blood libel" and "pogrom" last week, this week it appears they've moved on to appropriating language associated with Black Civil Rights in the US.

Yesterday, Pat Buchanan, signaling his disinterest in cooling the incendiary rhetoric, described President Obama's speech last week as "a fairly stern admonition, especially to the far left in this country, which has been quite frankly conducting something of a lynch mob against Glenn Beck, against Sarah Palin, against Rush Limbaugh."

Then Sarah Palin gave an interview to Sean Hannity last night, where, it is being widely reported, she said that she won't be silenced: "I will continue to speak out. ... They're not going to shut me up."

At one point in the interview (which is viewable here), she also says: "They can't make us sit down and shut up."

"Sit down and shut up" is a common enough phrase, but her they can't make us construction is evocative of the language of social justice movements, and the Civil Rights Movement in particular. That Palin chose to use these words, in this way, on Martin Luther King Day, is no coincidence.

Even as she positions herself (and conservatives) as an oppressed minority, she sneers at the idea of real social justice. Buchanan, echoing the call to regard conservatives as victims of violent oppression, mocks the truly marginalized.

I don't guess I need to point out the gall of whining about being silenced during an interview broadcast internationally, without a trace of irony, nor the historical fact that victims of actual lynch mobs and people who were told, literally, to sit down and shut up were never granted a similar platform, and not just because Fox News didn't exist.

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Good Morning! Time for a Pop Quiz!

Question: Which of the following things has fierce advocate President Barack Obama deemed worthy of an executive order?

A. Repealing DADT.
B. Repealing DOMA.
C. Enacting inclusive ENDA.
D. Requiring federal agencies tasked with designing regulations which protect our safety, health, and environment also promote economic growth.

If you guessed D, give yourself 1,000 points!

For extra credit, for which newspaper did President Barack Obama pen an op-ed announcing his pro-business executive order?

A. New York Times
B. Washington Post
C. Chicago Tribune
D. Wall Street Journal

If you guessed D, give yourself a gold star!

BONUS ROUND!!! President Barack Obama sounds like the leader of which party?

A. The Democrats
B. The Republicans
C. The Republicans of the 1980s

If you guessed C, just go ahead and start sobbing, because you're right. And that's a terrible thing to be right about.

SPEED ROUND!!! (No whammies! No whammies!) On what basis did President Barack Obama say child labor laws were enacted?

A. Decency
B. Common Sense for a stronger market

1,000 points for B!

Whose "burdens" is President Barack Obama interested in easing, so "nothing stands in their way" in reaching professional success?

A. US workers
B. Businesses

1,000 points for B!

What is the example used by President Barack Obama to illustrate how "dumb" government regulations can be?

A. Something else
B. "For instance, the FDA has long considered saccharin, the artificial sweetener, safe for people to consume. Yet for years, the EPA made companies treat saccharin like other dangerous chemicals. Well, if it goes in your coffee, it is not hazardous waste. The EPA wisely eliminated this rule last month."

I'll take Mendacious Obfuscating Fuckery for $200, Alex!

Whoops, wrong game show. But, hey, since we're on the subject of Mendacious Obfuscating Fuckery anyway, I'd like to point out that example is some mendacious obfuscating fuckery, right there.

I'm no Dr. Saccharin, DDS, over here, so I don't know if saccharine really and genuinely isn't an environmental hazard in the large amounts for which EPA regulations are designed. Maybe it isn't. But you don't need an advanced degree in saccharinology to know that it is actually not true, no matter how well-rehearsed your president's "omigosh so SILLY these regulations!" spin is, that many chemicals safe to ingest in small amounts aren't toxic in large amounts.

"Well, if it goes in your coffee, it is not hazardous waste" is exactly the kind of bullshit lie that the Republicans tell all the time, a sleight of hand used to mask the obvious difference between someone using a spoonful of saccharine in hir coffee and a company dumping eighty metric biebers of saccharine into a local pond.

And, um, there's this other issue about how the EPA sometimes says things are safe to go in our bodies, and later it turns out they were wrong. Whooooooooops!

Look, if this ostensibly Democratic president wants to pander to Corporate America and hand them the gift of lax regulations as long as they can make a compelling case that regulations create undue burdens (example: "Waaaaaaahhh! Our profits aren't ginormous enough!"), then fine, but he should at least have the decency to be honest about it, instead of couching it in some garbage about how HIS ADMINISTRATION (that's the same administration that was going to change Washington, right, lol?) is going to be the one to find that perfect balance between regulations and profits.

Uh-huh. Meanwhile...

SPOILER ALERT! Corporate America still won't like you, Barry.

[H/T to Deeky.]

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