Assvertising

I must have seen this Vizio commercial ten thousand times in the last week:


Video Description: A young white man sits on a couch in front of a Vizio television in a research lab. Behind an observation window, a white man pushes a button and says, "Vizio true LED powering up." Beyoncé appears on the television screen; the young white man leans forward, staring intently at the screen. From behind the window, the other white man says, "Vizio internet apps on." Logos for Facebook, Netflix, etc. appear on the television screen. The researcher then says, "Activating comparability test," and Beyoncé comes walking down a staircase into the observed area, taking off a coat to reveal a short, sexy, silver dress, which she is also wearing onscreen in the video. She begins to dance, and the young white man glances over at her and smiles, then looks back at the television, where she is also dancing. The researcher says, "Increasing Beyoncé," and turns up a big dial labeled "B." The real Beyoncé begins to dance faster and harder, and sings, "Why don't you love me? Tell me, baby, why don't you love me?" The young white man glances between the real Beyoncé and the onscreen Beyoncé, but settles on the screen, staring dreamily at the Beyoncé onscreen. The real Beyoncé frowns and walks away disgustedly.

The gist is this: Young white man prefers onscreen image of sexy black woman dancing just for his pleasure to the real live flesh-and-blood black woman (who is literally controlled by another white man) also dancing just for his pleasure (but presumably with feelings and expectations and humanity that he would have to respect or whatever).

There are, perhaps, fully dozens of ways this advert is fucked up, and I shall leave it to you to dissect them all in comments.

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Daily Dose of Cute


One of our Christmas gifts from Mama Shakes was a portrait she did of Dudley, based on a picture I took of him—the second image posted here. In the above picture, Dudz hangs out on the couch at Parental Manor, where he hopped up behind his resting portrait after we'd opened it. (If I'd tried to stage something so perfect, I couldn't have!)

The picture is now hanging just above the stair on which he's sitting in the picture.

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Sotomayor:Awesome::Water:Wet

I am passing on this article about Supreme Court Justice Sonia Sotomayor leveraging her position on behalf of prisoners for two reasons: 1. Because she is awesome. 2. So we can all gaze contemptuously upon the continuing double standard that makes Antonin Scalia "aggressive" and Sotomayor "demanding."

If your reflexive reaction is to argue that "demanding" doesn't play into misogynist tropes, consider the difference in what "a demanding questioner" versus "a rigorous questioner" actually convey, especially regarding a woman.

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Obama Is Gallup's Most Admired Man. Again.

For the third consecutive year, President Barack Obama is Gallup's Most Admired Man of the Year: "Obama first became Americans' Most Admired Man in 2008, shortly after his election as the nation's 44th president, and has held the title since then."

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Clinton Is Gallup's Most Admired Woman. Again.

For the ninth consecutive year, Secretary of State Hillary Clinton is Gallup's Most Admired Woman of the Year: "Clinton has dominated the Most Admired Woman title for most of the past two decades, earning 15 No. 1 rankings since her first appearance on the list in 1992."

Let us recall with bitter irony that the most pervasive meme about Hillary Clinton during the 2008 election, even among liberals, was that she is unlikable.

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Monday Blogaround

This blogaround brought to you by Shaxco, makers of Spudsy Brand Bowling Balls.

Recommended Reading:

Tami: Sandra Lee's Kwanzaa Cake and the Problem with Being Inclusive

For those who don't know much about Kwanzaa, but are interested in learning, I encourage you to visit Renee, who's got a good primer and links to further resources here. (Please note that is an encouragement toward listening and self-education, not a recommendation you go to Renee's space and demand that she personally educate you.)

Autumn: On Transgender Servicemembers and DADT; On Community Activism Ahead

Steve: DC Cardinal Says Catholic Church Won't Evaluate DADT

adurhamtamu: Do we need a body count to count?: Notes on the serial murders of Black women. [TW for violence, dehumanization, and racism]

Brad: New Science Committee Chair Ralph Hall Praises 'Tremendous' BP Spill

Echidne: On Ballerinas and Football Players

Fannie: Lady Director Thingy

rho: AaAaAA!!! – A Reckless Disregard for Feelings [TW for sexual assault]

Leave your links in comments...

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Two-Minute Nostalgia Sublime



Teena Marie: "Lovergirl"

Teena Marie was found dead on Sunday at her California home. The singer and songwriter was found by her daughter after apparently dying in her sleep. She was 54.

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OMGLOLWTF WHUT?!

Buried deep in a CNN article about the "new political reality" Obama and Congressional Democrats will face now that Republicans have recaptured the House majority (that new reality, I suppose, being that Obama will have to capitulate HARDER, or something), is this priceless tidbit:

Republicans have made clear that cutting spending is their top priority. Incoming House Speaker John Boehner, R-Ohio, is promising weekly votes on spending cuts, and conservative Republican Sen. Tom Coburn of Oklahoma warned of a national catastrophe if the deficit doesn't get reduced.

"There will not be one American that will not be called to sacrifice" under the needed spending cuts to deal with the deficit, Coburn said on "FOX News Sunday."

While acknowledging that "those that are more well-to-do will be called to sacrifice to a greater extent" -- a traditional Democratic stance -- Coburn said the increased spending of the past decade under both Obama and former President George W. Bush required immediate and significant cuts to show financial markets and investors here and abroad that the United States is serious about balancing its books.
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL!!! Yes, EVERYONE will be called on to sacrifice, and the wealthy will have to sacrifice to a greater extent, says the man who vociferously advocated extending the Bush tax cuts to the wealthiest USians and who now wants to pay for them by slashing social programs that serve the poorest USians.

That shit would be fucking hilarious if it wasn't so tragic.

Think Progress has video.

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From the Frontlines of the Third War

So, as I've mentioned previously, we're fighting a not-war in Pakistan as an outgrowth of the war-war we're fighting in Afghanistan. And I'm increasingly reading news, care of the ubiquitous Anonymous Officials Who Are Not Authorized to Speak to the Media, about all the people we're killing in our not-war in Pakistan via remotely-controlled drone strikes. Like this one, for instance:

Two suspected U.S. drone strikes in Pakistan's tribal region killed 18 alleged militants Monday, intelligence officials told CNN.

It was the latest in a series of aerial assaults targeting insurgents in North Waziristan, one of seven districts in Pakistan's volatile tribal region bordering Afghanistan.

In one attack, a suspected drone fired four missiles on a militants' vehicle in the Mir Ali area of the district, two intelligence officials said. Six people died in the attack.

In the second attack, a suspected drone fired two missiles at a militant hideout in the same district, killing 12, officials said.

Based on a count by the CNN Islamabad bureau, Monday's suspected drone strikes bring the number to 108 this year, compared with 52 in all of 2009.

The intelligence officials asked not to be named because they are not authorized to speak to the media. The United States does not comment on suspected drone strikes.
Of course not. That might entail having to comment on the fact that we're AT WAR IN A THIRD COUNTRY.

I know it's not supposed "to count" or whatever, because, hey, it's on the Afghanistan border and shit! And I know killing unnamed people via remotely controlled weaponry is supposed to be clinical enough that I'm not supposed to care, especially when I'm assured—ASSURED!—that the dead people were totes terrorists. And I know I'm supposed to just sit back and relax, since we're OBVIOUSLY the good military-industrial complex in the Michael Bay film of life.

But, for some strange reason, I'm still itchy about this whole thing.

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Film Corner

1. No, I still do not want to see Little Fockers, no matter how many times I must see that goddamn trailer, no matter how many ads are served while I'm playing Angry Birds, no matter how many talkshows Robert DeNiro and Dustin Hoffman do, no matter how many posters, billboards, flyers, and other marketing detritus I see, no matter how ridiculously cute Ann Meara and Jerry Stiller are on Jimmy Fallon, no matter WHAT.

2. Tron rules. "It's bio-digital jazz, man!" is the greatest movie quote of this year, and possibly any other.

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Open Thread

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Hosted by Jack Frost.

This week's open threads have been brought to you by snowpeople.

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Hosted by Frosty. Happy Birthday! And Merry Christmas, to those of you who celebrate.

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The Virtual Pub Is Open



TFIF, Shakers!

Belly up to the bar,
and name your poison!

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Daily Dose of Cute


Video Description: Dudley plays tag in the snow with Iain at the dog park, earlier this week. Set to Yann Tiersen's "La Boulange."

Since I can't yet access any recent pix of the furry residents, below are some classic shots from DDOC's past, in ascending age order:


Dudley


Sophie


Olivia


Matilda

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Madwoman At Play Call-In Show

Hey there, Shakers -- Tonight (12/24/10) at 5 pm Pacific, I'm doing my first-ever live call-in show at my tri-weekly Ustream offering, Madwoman At Play. If you're wondering what to do with yourself tonight, tune in at www.madwomanatplay.com or my ustream channel.

(A note re: transcription/captioning for MWaP -- I've been trying for the last six months to figure out how to easefully close-caption or transcribe these shows without success -- despite hours of training attempts, Dragon Naturally Speaking seems to hate my vocalizations, and the task of hand-transcribing 90 minutes of shows/week is beyond my typing skills and time-constraints right now. If anyone has a suggestion or tech-fu to help me make this happen, please leave them in comments! Until I get this problem licked, my apologies to those who can't access the show.)

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"Happy Solstice/Christmas/2010-Is-Almost-Freaking-Over-Finally!" They Said

Yesterday, a package arrived at my door.

I went to the door, and I dragged in the box, and I sat on my couch in front of it, and I cried, overwhelmed with joy and gratitude and surprise and relief and a rush of affection for my friends and colleagues—Scott Madin, Spudsy, Deeky, Misty, Portly Dyke, Space Cowboy, Eastsidekate, SKM, CaitieCat, Elle, and Mustang Bobby—who had bought me a new computer after my old one imploded.

Deeky, knowing me well, texted to tell me I had to accept it. "Happy Festivus!" came the message from Misty. She, I would find out, like several others, had been tracking the package all day, eagerly awaiting its arrival. Spudsy called, and then Space Cowboy. I thanked them, and everyone else, for the lovely gift, in the typically awkward manner of someone who isn't certain they deserve such kindness and generosity, and they forgave my awkwardness yet again, as they are kind to do on a regular basis.

Naturally, it is, by extension, a gift to Shakesville, too—and I hope you will thank them as well.

It is a gift for community, because of community, and of community. It is a teaspoon, and it is tangible evidence that, despite what cynics may say, what happens on this series of tubes we call the internets can be real and valuable and wonderful.

To Scott, who conceived the plan, and to Spudsy, Deeks, Misty, Portly, Space Cowboy, Kate, SKM, Cait, Elle, and Mustang Bobby, who helped him realize it, once again: Thank you so, so much. You are truly the family that everyone should be lucky enough to have.

P.S. The cats also say thank you for the new box.


[Video Description: Footage of Matilda, Olivia, and Sophie investigating, rubbing, hopping on and off and into and out of the box in which the CPU arrived.]

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Just Like Jesus Would Bake

Last weekend, as a holiday gift, one of our friends invited us over to decorate cookies. The results were predictable:


[westsidebecca proudly displays the gayest. cookie. ever.]

Happy December, everyone.

See the rest of the photo documentation here.

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Two-Minute Nostalgia Sublime



Talk Talk: "Talk Talk"

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The NQDTR Discussion Thread - F101224

Hiya, Shakers, time for another Discussion Thread for the Not Quite Daily Teaspoon Report!

This is the thread in which you may offer congratulations or admiration for a teaspoon or teaspooner. If you're posting with just congrats or admiration, though, do take a moment and check the thread to see whether other people have said so a number of times already. Remember that no one is required to read here just because they posted over there, so there's no guarantee you'll get a response to a given comment.

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