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[Background: On the "Restore Sanity/Fear" Rally, Too Clever By Half, I Write Letters.]
Still whinging that his Big Important Rally was misunderstood, Jon Stewart took a seat beside Rachel Maddow and, in the first segment of their interview (the remaining pieces of which, as well as the raw, unedited interview in its entirety, can be found here), explained what the rally was REALLY all about to us stupidfuck critics who are too daft to get hip to his jive:
The intention [of the rally] is to say that we've all bought into [the idea that] the conflict in this country is left and right, liberal and conservative, red and blue. All the news networks have bought into that. CNN sort of started it. They have this idea that, you know, the fight in Washington is Republicans and Democrats, so, why don't we isolate that and we'll stand back here, and…Democrats and Republicans will go at it. Red and blue staters will go at it. And what it does is amplify a division that I actually don't think is the right fight.Wow. I mean, it must be nice to be so privileged that you can argue, with a straight fucking face, that progressive-conservative isn't "the right fight," that it's just a made-up conflict started by CNN (!) and wildly blown out of proportion for ratings or fun or whatever.
…Both sides have their way of shutting down debate. …You've said Bush is a war criminal. Now, that may be technical true. In my world, war criminal is Pol Pot or the Nuremburg trials. …I think that's such an incendiary charge that when you put it in the conversation as—well, technically he is. That may be right. But it feels like a conversation stopper, not a conversation starter. …We were talking about tone, not content necessarily.
…My problem is it's become tribal. And if you have 24-hour networks that focus—their job is to highlight the conflict between the two sides—where I don't think that's the main conflict in our society. That was the point of the reality, was to deflate that idea that that's a real conflict—red/blue, Democrat/ Republican. I feel like there's a bigger difference between people with kids and people who don't have kids than red state/blue state.

"Well, my take on Charlie Sheen is that, if that was a woman, she would have been fired; her ass would've been fired a long time ago. So, you know, only in television can a male who's done all that stuff still have a job, because how many average men or women could behave that way and keep their job? And in this economy, it's kind of infuriating—because I think the guy makes a million dollars an episode or something like that, and I think about all the people that go to work every day, and, if they make one misstep, they're fired, and then we see them at the job fair, and this guy's just livin' large."—Kathy Griffin, on Charlie Sheen, privilege, sexism, classism, and double standards. [Video here.]




This was an expected decision, but still frustrating:
The U.S. Supreme Court refused on Friday to pause enforcement of the military's ban on openly gay and lesbian service members while that policy faces a legal challenge.FIERCE ADVOCATE!!! Now to the right of (gay) Republicans on a basic civil rights issue.
The high court sided against the Log Cabin Republicans, a GOP gay rights group, that had asked that discharges of gay and lesbian members of the armed forces under the military's "Don't ask, don't tell" policy be suspended.
The Obama administration had argued that the ban should be allowed to stay in place while litigation continues.

Another perfect combination of WTF? and Awesome!. Hence:
Cindy McCain blasts 'don't ask' as husband fights to keep it alive.
Earlier today, I sent that link to Shaker BrianWS with whom I was talking about a related subject, and he said: "Ha! I saw that too! Family dinner is going to be GREAT this weekend for the McCains!!!!!1"
To which I replied: "I'm guessing family dinner is ALWAYS great at the McCain residence."
A few moments later, my phone rang, and on the other end was just the sound of uncontrollable laughter.
This has been your regular reminder that John McCain is a horrible person.
[Trigger warning for fat hatred, disordered eating, diet talk.]
The bottom-line diet: Eat less.
Genius. Why have I never thought of that?
The thing is, eating less was indeed a great plan to lose weight for the man at the center of this story who was consuming 10,000 calories a day.
But if you're not a compulsive eater in the first place, cutting 7,600 calories out of your daily diet isn't an option. In fact, I'm going to guess that cutting 76% of one's daily intake of calories is not something the vast majority of fat people could actually do and still survive.
We're going to keep seeing shit like this as long as the "conventional wisdom" holds that everyone who is fat is fat because they have an eating disorder.
They don't, despite what Maura Kelly, Esther Cepeda, Dan Savage, Bill Maher, MeMe Roth, et. al. would have everyone believe.
[Related Reading: B-b-but CALORIES IN CALORIES OUT!!!, Part One, B-b-but CALORIES IN CALORIES OUT!!!, Part Two, Killer Pearfat!, I Am Not a Bunsen Burner, Today in Lazy Fatasses, No Shit.]
This blogaround brought to you by Shaxco, proud publishers of Paul T. Spud's memoir, OMG Owls!
Recommended Reading:
Andy: Log Cabin Republicans File Reply to Supreme Court Over DADT
[TW for homophobia] Resistance: More Education, Please
[TW for racism] Joe: Somos Republicans Condemns Extremist Republican Leaders
[TW for harassment] vaurora: Street harassment reporting app now available for iPhone and Android.
Helen: Trans Bodies, Trans Selves Call for Interns
Jorge: No Matter What Toys I Buy…
Leave your links in comments...
(trigger warning for violence, racism, Islamophobia)
Colour me shocked - SHOCKED, I tell you - that it's a Conservative pol who's been caught for this particular type of offence.
SHOCKED. This is my shocked face: ō_ō
In the UK on Wednesday, a Tory member (Gareth Compton) of local government in Birmingham1 posted to Twitter the following comment (since expunged):
Can someone please stone Yasmin Alibhai-Brown to death? I shan't tell Amnesty if you don't. It would be a blessing, really.There's so much fail in this that I can't even...well, I guess I'll try anyway. Ms. Alibhai-Brown is a journalist who had earlier remarked that any British politician who had supported the war in Iraq was on shaky ground criticizing other governments for their human-rights records.
Did you ever wonder what is the sound of one cat lapping how cats lap up liquids?
Well, now you know!
That is, unless the cat in question is pulling the dip-paw-in-and-lick maneuver, as Olivia likes to do to my glass of ice water every chance she gets, or stands in a sink mewling pitifully until her Two-Legs turns on the tap, which is Matilda's favorite liquid-acquisition strategy of choice.
1. David Brooks is still getting paid handsomely for writing for the New York Times.
2. David Brooks evidently has no fucking clue that there are millions and millions of Americans who literally need every penny of their Social Security checks (and sometimes more) to survive, or else he wouldn't be asking bullshit questions like: "Are you really unwilling to sacrifice your Social Security cost-of-living adjustment at a time when soldiers and Marines are sacrificing their lives for their country in Afghanistan?"
Contest time:
If you can guess what happens in chapter twenty-five, you might win one gently used gummi worm! Hey, who wouldn't want that? (You wouldn't want that, trust me.)
If you said "nothing happens" then you're a winner! But we're all winners here, aren't we? By reading this book, we've all had the opportunity to Grow and Learn, and that is something to be proud of. There is no second place in learning and there is no crying on Glenn Beck's TV show. Oh, wait, there is lots of crying on Glenn Beck's TV show. Nevermind.
Okay, so there are two plot points revealed this chapter, which, I guess makes them a slight bit more engaging than the previous three installments of The Kearns & Bailey Show. Maybe this story arc is starting to pay off.
To the plot point, the most important one, I am guessing:
Danny took a printout from his pocket, a transcript of the most recent chat room conversation, and matched up the four men with their screen names. The fifth, he was told, a guy named Elmer, had taken an unexpected trip to Kingman, Arizona, on a related matter and wouldn't return until well after midnight Monday morning.
He'd been picked up by the cops after a patriot meeting in New York City, he told them, and then they'd beaten him within an inch of his life while he was in custody. Everyone has their breaking point, and this had been his. He knew then that there wasn't going to be any peaceful end to this conflict; the enemy had finally made that clear. So he'd called his old friend Stuart Kearns to come and bail him out so he could be a part of this plan.
As the men looked on with a mix of awe and anticipation, Kearns began to provide a guided tour of the device. The yield would be about on par with the Hiroshima bomb, he explained, though the pattern of destruction would be different with a ground-level explosion. The device was sophisticated but easy to use, employing an idiotproof suicide detonator tied to an off-the-shelf GPS unit mounted on top of the housing. With the bomb hidden in their vehicle and armed, all they'd have to do is drive to the target. No codes to remember, no James Bond BS, no Hollywoodesque countdown timers—just set it and forget it. The instant they reached any point within a hundred yards of the preset destination the detonator would fire, and the blast would level everything for a mile in all directions.
Glenn Beck is a shameless, vile nightmare.
Yeah, I know, so self-evident at this point it's hardly worth the energy to type. But it takes a real special sort of human horror show with garbage where his soul should be to take to the airwaves not one day, not two days, but three goddamn days in a row to smear Holocaust survivor George Soros as a Nazi collaborator.
And to do it on the basis that Soros' life was saved because his father paid a government official to say the then-13 year old Soros was his godson, so he would be spared from removal to a concentration camp, and the official who agreed to be his protectorate was tasked with taking "inventory on the vast estate of Mor Kornfeld, an extremely wealthy aristocrat of Jewish origin," which Beck has reimagined as "confiscating the property of your fellow Jews."
I mean, I've seen some pretty ugly goddamn smears from the shitsacks at Fox News in the six years I've been doing this, but that is some low-ass fuckery, right there, even for that lot.
You'd think for a group that's so invested in BOOTSTRAPS! they wouldn't be so keen to [TW] victim-blame children for doing whatever it takes to survive in the most incomprehensibly horrific circumstances.
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