Daily Dose o' Cute



Potter plays tag.

Or, if you're more into fish, rays at the National Aquarium, Baltimore:


[Note: The video descriptions are as described. In the first, Potter the cat runs around the backyard. In the second, fish and rays swim around a tank at the aquarium.]

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Fat Math on Film

You know, I really liked Due Date the first time I saw it, when it was called Planes, Trains and Automobiles.

Glad to see that Fat Math still works:

Skinny Handsome Guy = Not All That Funny

Skinny Handsome Guy + 1 Fat Socially Awkward Guy = HILARIOUS!!!!!!!

Although I note that the variables have changed slightly.

2010 Fat Guy < 1987 Fat Guy.

Because controlling for OH NOES OBESITY CRISIS!

Fat = Gross.

Therefore:

Basically Trim Guy with Beer Belly and Beard should be substituted for Fat Guy.

It's science. McEwan's Theory of Fat Rollativity. Look it up.

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A Halloween Story

[Trigger Warning for trans/homophobia]

A few days back Liss laid down an [TW: body policing] epic post about the way in which people police themselves and each other against the perception that they eat a culturally inappropriate amount of ground beef. Having a body (particularly a female body that eats food) is a good way to disappoint strangers.

Two of my favorite ways to disappoint strangers who should really mind their own business are being queer and having a child. Gender non-conformance (and/or transsexuality and/or GLBQ-ishness) will get you some lectures and stern looks. If you have a kid, you've also probably experienced other people's disappointment, ranging from your doing pregnancy wrong to 'your kid does/doesn't do what for a living'?!? If you've decided not to have a kid, you've probably been lectured on that, too.

Thus enters the story of Boo and Cop's Wife, currently making the rounds on the internet.

Cop's Wife's child, Boo, is 5. This Halloween, Boo dressed up as Daphne, from Scooby Doo. Lots of kids dress up as lots of things, right? However, since folks are assuming that Boo is Cop's Wife's son, it wasn't that straight-forward. :sigh:

Boo was scared. Cop's Wife was supportive. Therefore, other moms chose to lecture Cop's Wife. She was [TW: homo/transphobia, ableism] having none of it.

Maude bless parents who get it. Parenting is not easy, nor is gender non-conformance. A 5 year-old dressing as Daphne is a 5 year-old dressing as Daphne. (I would have gone for Velma, but it's none of my business either). As Boo's mother said, maybe Boo's gay, maybe not. What matters is that zie rocked the orange wig.

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Torturer-in-Chief

I'm shocked; SHOCKED, I tell you: In new memoir, Bush makes clear he approved use of waterboarding.

Human rights experts have long pressed the administration of former president George W. Bush for details of who bore ultimate responsibility for approving the simulated drownings of CIA detainees, a practice that many international legal experts say was illicit torture.

In a memoir due out Tuesday, Bush makes clear that he personally approved the use of that coercive technique against alleged Sept. 11 plotter Khalid Sheik Mohammed, an admission the human rights experts say could one day have legal consequences for him.
Ha ha. Consequences for George W. Bush? Cute.

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Seen


[Image: A sign for Park Central Presbyterian that reads Sunday 10:30 am, Holy Ping Pong. There's also a website, and if you go to the website you can see that it's actually the title of this Sunday's sermon about God and life, but it's my camera, and do I look like I care? No, I don't.]


I hear The Lutherans play holy table tennis. Do not mess with The Lutherans.

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Two-Minute Nostalgia Sublime



John Taylor: "I Do What I Do"

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Photo of the Day

WELLINGTON, NEW ZEALAND - NOVEMBER 04: The United States Secretary of State Hillary Clinton receives a Hongi (Maori Greeting) during a welcome ceremony at Parliament on November 4, 2010 in Wellington, New Zealand. Hillary Clinton is on a three day visit to New Zealand as part of a tour of the Asia Pacific region, which includes Vietnam, Cambodia, Malaysia, Papua-New Guinea, New Zealand and Australia. [Getty Images]
I love this picture so hard.

(If any Kiwis can tell me who the woman in the photo with Clinton is, I'll add her name to the post.)

Clinton is pictured in the photo with Rose White–Tahupārae, Kaumatua of Parliament. (Thanks to Shakers The Bald Soprano and decodevo in comments.)

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Of Course

'Two and a Half Men' ratings go up:

Since actor Charlie Sheen had a headline-making stay at the Plaza in New York and confirming that he's heading back to divorce court, ratings for Sheen's CBS hit "Two and a Half Men" have gone up.

According to the Hollywood Reporter, the show saw a 7 percent increase for Monday's episode, with 13.6 million tuning in.
Sure. Why wouldn't people tune in to see a self-destructive, violent, misogynist, racist, privileged jackass in a hilarious! sitcom the scripts for which are written with farts from the 1950s?

"Hey, Minerva—you read about this naked cocaine-face who held a woman hostage in his hotel room bathroom? Turns out he's got a sitcom. I gotta check that out!"

Who wouldn't?

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This is so the worst thing you're going to read all day.

[Trigger warning for ageism and disablism.]

I know it's early, but I'm reasonably confident that nothing will be more deserving of the title than this piece of shit: Letter to a whiny young Democrat.

You know, just last week I was talking to a young friend of mine, a 21-year-old straight, white, cis man who knew going into the 2008 election that much of Obama's Hope and Change rhetoric was just that, but was still excited to cast a vote for him and was optimistic about his presidency. Two years later, he's profoundly disillusioned, not because he hasn't been paying attention or doesn't understand how politics work, but because he has and he does.

He's paid attention to the way Obama has governed, and to the hippie-punching. And—surprise!—after the Obama administration's strategy of alienating progressive voters (of any age) with not-progressive policies and contempt for the Democratic base, my young friend feels alienated. Huh.

And given that Obama was elected on the back of a promise to "change the way Washington works," and now he and his staff openly admit they were arrogant to believe they could do that, and have failed, why the fuck is anyone getting blamed for being disillusioned? His most significant campaign promise was made with foolish bombast. Blaming the people who believed him, particularly young liberals whose entire experience with politics had been the grim horror of the Bush administration and were longing desperately for something better, seems entirely misplaced.

And, frankly, as an experienced political observer who had no illusions about the nature of this president, but was eminently willing to give him a chance, I'm still disappointed with what he's done.

So scolding political n00bs for (alleged) apathy when they've been demonstrably let down is just seven layers of bullshit.

When someone engages in divisive behavior, any resulting division is their responsibility. Blaming progressives whose support, enthusiasm, idealism, loyalty, and trust were sold out in favor of pointless bipartisanism is not just a shitty thing to do; it's illogical as well.

[H/T to Shaker Neintales.]

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Top Chef: Just Desserts Open Thread


[Image from last night's episode: Chefjudicators Shinmin Li and Gayle Simmons point out all the flaws in Danielle's edible flower arraignment.]

Last night's episode will be whipped and folded, so if you haven't seen it, and don't want any spoilers, pack your cream filling and go...

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Open Thread

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Hosted by Sculpy.

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Question of the Day

What one person who has never held public office would you like to see run?

It can be any public office (though you're not required to specify which), and the person you'd like to see run does not have to be someone famous. Obviously, we'd all like to see Chuck Norris run for president (no, we wouldn't), and those sorts of answers are very fun, but please feel welcome to answer that you'd love to see your mom or your brother or your BFF run for office, too.

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The Next 60 Days (*Give or Take)

Given the political make-up of the coming 112th Congress (which will convene on Jan. 3, 2011), I have a suggestion for you Democratic members of the Disablist-Slur-Involving-Poultry Session of the 111th Congress:

Make Sweeping Campaign Finance Reform Job One!!!!!eleventy-one!!!!

Personally, I'd prefer the following (for a start):

  1. All television, radio, and print ads must disclose the name(s) of the purchaser(s) and the creator(s), and any purchasing group(s) must disclose all sources of funding publicly at or before the time of airing. Period. No full disclosure -- no air-time/print-space.
  2. Any single corporation and all of its subsidiaries are limited to contributing the same amount as an individual is allowed to contribute to a candidate, political party, or organization which involves itself in a political campaign. After all -- if corporations are treated as individuals legally, they should be treated as individuals.
  3. The limit on individual contribution to a campaign also applies to the candidate themselves (h/t to Lassarina in comments).
  4. Campaigning is limited to 30 days before the election (h/t to 'Liss in comments).
I'd like to further suggest that you use every possible procedural gimmick available to push campaign-finance reform through both houses before Jan. 3, 2011. Try thinking "WWJD?" (What Would JohnBoehner Do?)

That Is All.

*Note: Yes, I'm aware that there are four federal holidays within the stated 60-day period, and that Congress doesn't work every Maudedamn day (even though, given the circumstances, you'd think they might consider it).

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Daily Dose o' Cute


It's a wonder Dudley was retired from racing before he was even two years old. Just LOOK AT HIM go after that fuzzy white thing!

In all seriousness, it's not that Dudley doesn't have any targeting instincts; he does. (Just ask his dogpark BFF Sheba.) It's just that he's awesome with his kitteh sisters. Earlier this afternoon, everyone got a little bit of roasted turkey, and even though Matilda and Sophie are the slowest eaters on the planet, Dudz will stand aside and let them finish what's been given to them.

Olivia has started occasionally playing with his tail while he's dozing, and Matilda, for reasons unknown, loves to sniff at his paws, whether he's awake or asleep. Ever indulgent and polite, he doesn't seem to mind at all, and frequently sniffs her back in a friendly exchange that seems to say, "I will try to speak your language."

The other day, Dudz and Sophs were drinking out of his water bowl at the same time, and I thought I might explode from the cuteness. Later, she curled up in his bed (!) and fell asleep, and when he noticed her in there, he did the most hilarious double-take I've ever seen, looked at Iain and me with the best WTF look of all time, and then backed away slowly, with a body language that suggested he might have been contemplating the canine equivalent of the Twilight Zone.

Interspecies cuddling is, I believe, inevitable. But perhaps not quite imminent.

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Obama Press Conference Open Thread

The president held a press conference this afternoon to discuss the relationship between his hat and his hands. I give Obama a zero for stealing off of other people's papers.

There were so many highlights things that happened that it's hard to focus linger, glassy-eyed at one of them. That said, I'm really fond of the part where Obama said the economy wasn't going well in part because the mean old Democrats professional left somebody or other had made businesses feel like the "bad guys." He used BP as an example.

NPR followed coverage of the press conference with a story about the Department of Labor's efforts to shut down a coal mine in Kentucky because the dudes who run Massey Energy are, in fact, bad guys. The web version of the story includes a photo of what I presume is President Obama contemplating the deaths of 29 workers at Massey's Upper Big Branch mine. Oops your timing position sucks.

So Obama and other Democrats have responded to their worst drubbing since Benjamin Grumbles was vigorously matriculating at Emmett Q. Crumblecorn's Preparatory School for Fancy Lads. But what do you think?

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Today's Edition of "Conniving and Sinister"



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See Deeky's archive of all previous Conniving & Sinister strips here.

[In which Liss reimagines the long-running comic "Frank & Ernest," about two old straight white guys "telling it like it is," as a fat feminist white woman (Liss) and a biracial queerbait (Deeky) telling it like it actually is from their perspectives. Hilarity ensues.]

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Wednesday Blogaround

This blogaround brought to you by wheat-ear pennies.

Recommended Reading:

Andy: Lesbian Couple Challenges UK's Ban on Gay Marriage

The Advocate: Obama's Latest DADT Promise

Angry Asian Man: On DVD: The Goonies 25th Anniversary Edition

Digby: Reflexive Hippie Bashing For A Thousand

Archie McPhee: Bon Appetit

Leave your links in comments...

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Of Course

Greg Mitchell just tweeted that Rush Limbaugh feted the outgoing (and first female) Speaker of the House, Nancy Pelosi, by playing "Ding Dong, the Witch Is Dead."

Stay classy, Rush.

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Remember

Wandering through Baltimore Sunday night, I happened upon The Baltimore Holocaust Memorial. It's stunning, and harrowing, and in the coldness of the Fall night air, it enveloped me, as each piece of the memorial revealed its significance.

At the front, facing Lombard street, is the sculpture I photographed below. I started reading the words cut into it, "Those who do not remember the past are destined to repeat it" nearly wrapping around the entire piece. I wasn't much looking at the top of the sculpture, focusing instead on the words. When my eyes finally went up, I froze, as the full horror of the work settled into my consciousness.

(N.B.: the image below the fold (for most browsers) may be upsetting to some people.)


Not too far away is a quote, taking prominence over the square, from Primo Levi. And somewhere between that, and the sculpture, is a plaque with a short essay on the Holocaust.

It's unflinching, unforgiving, perhaps as it should be. Here is the text in its entirety:

THE HOLOCAUST

The German attempt to annihilate European Jewry between 1933 and 1945, took the lives of six million Jews. Although genocide was not unprecedented, the Holocaust was unique not just in its numerical magnitude. Never before had a state government attempted to annihilate an entire people who were not military enemies but a defenseless civilian population. Gypsies and German handicapped were marked for death as part of the holocaust. Nazi Germany tyrannized homosexuals, Jehovah’s Witnesses, Soviet prisoners of war, Polish nationalists and resistance fighters. Millions died as a result.

Elected by the German people in 1933, the Nazi party quickly instituted a totalitarian regime built on pseudo-scientific racial and anti-Semitic principals. The German people ardently supported the Nazi regime until the latter stages of World War II, when defeat was imminent. Hundreds of thousands of German citizens and nationals of other countries allied with the Germans were involved in the killing process either as guards at camps, members of mobile killing units, architects who designed gas chambers, engineers who built crematoria, railway personnel and bureaucrats who oversaw the distribution of the victims possessions’ including the gold in their teeth. Although many perpetrators claimed they had no choice, there is no record of anyone being punished for refusing to participate in the killings.

Though the Holocaust occurred as part of World Was II, it was in fact something distinct. Its objectives often directly impeded the military effort. Trains, materiel, soldiers and munitions needed for the war were used instead to deport Jews and kill death camp inmates. During the last twelve months of the war, when it was obvious that Germany was going down to defeat, the pace of killing continued and in certain cases increased in intensity.

Many countries and neutral international agencies were aware of what was being done to Jews and other victims. Few, if any, were willing to speak out in protest. To compound the horror, most countries closed their doors to those who tried to escape the Holocaust.

Deborah E. Lipstadt
Dorot Professor of Modern Jewish and Holocaust Studies
Emory University

There is more information on the memorial here.

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Quote of the Day

"There was a spirited discussion in my office elevator this morning about inequality and injustice, but unfortunately I think it dealt with who got bounced from Dancing With the Stars. So we've got another four years of GOP leadership (term loosely defined) in Texas."—Shaker norbizness, in comments.

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