Today's Edition of "Conniving and Sinister"



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[In which Liss reimagines the long-running comic "Frank & Ernest," about two old straight white guys "telling it like it is," as a fat feminist white woman (Liss) and a biracial queerbait (Deeky) telling it like it actually is from their perspectives. Hilarity ensues.]

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Daily Dose o' Cute



Thus Spoke Matilda

Still pix of Tils peering down from her favorite perch, and of Livs and Sophs, below the fold...





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I'm Sure This Will Be Fantastic and Not At All Exploitative

HBO working on a show about porn business:

Following in the risqué footsteps of HBO's "Hung" and Showtime's "Secret Diary of a Call Girl," HBO has a show in the works about the pornography business. "Entourage" and "Boardwalk Empire" executive producers Mark Wahlberg and Steve Levinson are working with controversial writer James Frey -- whose next book is titled "The Final Testament of the Holy Bible" -- on a one-hour drama that will use both legit actors and real porn performers. The plot will focus on a giant video company under siege from Internet competitors and a girl from the Midwest whose boyfriend convinces her to move to Los Angeles to become a star. Reached by Page Six, Frey, who's writing the pilot, said, "We're going to make a sprawling epic about the porn business in LA. We're going to tell the type of stories no one else has told before, and go places no one has gone before."
I'm most encouraged by the fact that these trenchant-as-hell stories are going to be told by three straight white guys, especially when two of them are the sensitive masterminds behind "Entourage."

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This Strikes Me as Odd

As we know, yesterday was the 90th anniversary of the passage of the 19th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution. I noticed that Google recognized the anniversary:


a screenshot of the Goggle homepage with its regular logo and a sentence about the anniversary of the 19th amendment with a pink ribbon beside it
A screenshot of Google's homepage yesterday, with an acknowledgement of the 19th Amendment ("90th Anniversary of the 19th Amendment") beside a pink-ribbon check mark beneath the search box.


What struck me about this page is not only that Google elected not to create a celebratory Google Doodle (which they are known for doing in honor of everything from Dilbert to Pi Day to Vivaldi's birthday), but that the graphic they did choose was a pink ribbon. True, it is in a check-mark shape instead of looped around like a breast-cancer-awareness ribbon, but it is a pink ribbon nonetheless.

I have seen the lack of a 19th Amendment Google Doodle described as "slightly odd" elsewhere. The choice of the pink ribbon in combination with no doodle could suggest, if not a lack of interest, a lack of ideas about how to represent women graphically. There has been a Google Doodle celebrating International Women's Day that used a "female symbol" in place of one of the "o"s. (I do not know where this doodle ran; I just found it in a gallery.) And this year Google Russia marked International Women's day with pink and pretty flowers. So those ideas are used up. Are "circle-and-cross" "pink flowers", "pink ribbon", and "hour-glass-shaped red dress" all the visual rhetoric we've got to represent women?

One discussion board to which I won't link suggested that Google should have made the "oo"s into boobs and the "l" into an ironing board. Perhaps it isn't just that we have a sparse visual rhetoric for women, but that we have a sparse visual rhetoric for women that is not demeaning.

Sure, it's a little thing, and I don't have any answers here; I just thought y'all might like to a place to discuss this small thing, and the larger concept of the visual rhetoric(s) we use to represent femininity and women.

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Headline of the Day

"Does America Have a Muslim Problem?" Oh, where to start?

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Oh, McCain. LOL. Don't Ever Change!

So, the last US combat troops have left Iraq (which still leaves about 56,000 U.S. troops in the country), nearly eight years after the first convoy entered. And seven years and three months after former president Mondo Fucko declared Mission Accomplished.

Senator John McCain responded to the news with a brilliant tweet:


"Last American combat troops leave Iraq. I think President George W. Bush deserves some credit for victory."

Absolutely. If it weren't for George W. Bush, we never would have been in Iraq in the first place! Give that man a cigar.

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Today in Mystery Science Theater 3000 News


Attention B-movie nerds:

Mike Nelson, Kevin Murphy, and Bill Corbett, formerly of Mystery Science Theater 3000 will be riffing their way through Reefer Madness tonight. Live.

Yes, live!

Under the Rifftrax banner, Corbett, Murphy and Nelson, will be skewering the anti-weed gem in a special show broadcast to theaters nationwide. The show is tonight 8:00pm ET, 7:00pm CT, 6:00pm MT with an 8:00pm PT tape-delayed rerun.

Click here to see if it's playing near you.

[Cross-posted.]

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Two Minute Nostalgia Sublime



Carrie Underwood: "Jesus, Take The Wheel"

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Number of the Day

18. The percentage of Americans who believe that President Barack Obama is a Muslim.

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Wow

Zaid at Think Progress (emphasis original):

[Yesterday was] the anniversary of the passage of the 19th amendment to the U.S. Constitution, which granted the right to vote to women. The U.S. Chamber of Commerce has decided to use this day of equal rights for women to argue that women are now to blame for unequal pay in the workplace. On the organization’s official blog, ChamberPost, Senior Director of Communications Brad Peck today makes the argument that the pay gap between men and women in the American workforce — women currently earn roughly 77 cents to every dollar a man earns — is "the result of individual choice rather than discrimination." He argues that, instead of bold legislative action being taken to help correct this pay gap, women should pick the "obvious, immediate, power-of-the-individual solution: choosing the right place to work and choosing the right partner at home":
Most of the current "pay gap" is the result of individual choice rather than discrimination. [...]

It is true that culturally speaking women are more likely to have to make the tough choices about work-life balance. But as we all seek to fit our values into a dynamic 24/7 economy, let's not overlook the obvious, immediate, power-of-the-individual solution: choosing the right place to work and choosing the right partner at home.
Peck's argument that women could close the pay gap by simply choosing jobs in better paying fields and marrying wealthier men is based on a faulty premise — that the pay gap in the United States between genders exists because women choose to work for less and men choose to work for more.

While it's true that women sometimes migrate into fields that have lower pay, what Peck ignores is that even within the same occupation, women are paid less.
I'm just going to go ahead and direct you over to the lovely Echidne for a response to this mess, and add a note that Peck's solution, despite his careful use of "partner," is profoundly heterocentrist. Even affording him the most generous interpretation of "choosing the right partner at home"—that he intended to mean a woman needs to choose a good partner to help with work-life balance, rather than subsidize her lower income—that admonishment fundamentally ignores that being an out lesbian in large swaths of this country can affect one's employment options, so scolding those women for not "choosing" their employment more carefully is pretty damn ignorant.

As, of course, is suggesting that other women with intersectional identities potentially facing multiple biases from possible employers—women of color, trans women, disabled women, fat women, women with dwarfism, etc.—all have the same employment opportunities, and thus the same choices, as the most privileged women.

Or that even the most privileged women have the same opportunities and choices as the most privileged men.

If you are so inclined, you can contact the US Chamber of Commerce here.

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Top Chef Open Thread


[Image from last night's show: Chefjudicator Gordon Ramsay gives an unidentified Redshirt "what for" over a dirty pan. Dawn cuts grease, by the way, for future reference.]

Last night's episode will be delicately brunoised, so if you haven't seen it, and don't want any sauerkrau, pack your knives and go...

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Ah, Hillary Clinton: How We Still Love to Demean You

I love checking out the news agencies' photos of Hillary Clinton, because, on any given day, there could be a brilliant picture of our female Secretary of State doing something great, or one of the Remember Your Place pictures. Clinton is typically reminded of her place, as a woman, in one of two ways: The accoutrements of womanhood photo (high heels, lipstick), and the zany face photo. There are an endless number of images of Hillary Clinton making zany faces; just do a Google image search for "Hillary Clinton," and you'll see what I mean. "Bitch is crazy!" their preponderance seems to say.

Today, after not checking photos for awhile, I found these two gems:

The shoes of U.S. Secretary of State Hillary Clinton are seen as she talks about the New START treaty while at the U.S. State Department in Washington, August 11, 2010. [Reuters Pictures]
START, for those who don't know, is the Strategic Arms Reduction Treaty. So you can understand why it's important to get a glimpse of the shoes Clinton is wearing while discussing the reduction and limitation of strategic offensive arms in the United States and Russia.

US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton (C) greets women attending a Women's Empowerment event at the US Embassy in Kabul on July 20, 2010. Afghan women have long been excluded from public education, healthcare, employment opportunities, and participating in public life. US Secretary of State Hillary Clinton told a major international conference in Kabul July 20 that there was still 'much more work' for the Afghan government to do to stabilise the country. [Getty Images]
You know, the zany face photos are fucking annoying enough when Clinton, who's made global women's rights a centerpiece of her tenure at the State Department and takes global women's rights more seriously than anyone at the top levels of US government in the nation's history, isn't positioned between two Afghan women at a Women's Empowerment event. But this is just beyond crass.

Post-feminist blah blah barf.

And, yes, it's a little thing. But it is, of course, the little things which make the big stuff of institutionalized sexism that much harder to eradicate. The pervasive, ubiquitous, inescapable little things—the small slights and almost imperceptible reminders that women, even important women, are less than—create the foundation of a sexist culture on which the big stuff is dependent for its survival. It's the little things, the constant drumbeat of inequality and objectification, that inure us to increasingly horrible acts and attitudes toward women.

It's those little things that we are called "oversensitive" for pointing out, and so we hesitate, and second-guess, and self-censor, lest we be accused of being one of those feminists. We let the little stuff go, as if it isn't the fertile soil in which everything else takes root and from whence everything else springs.

As if the little things aren't the way that the fundamental idea that women are not equal to men is conveyed over and over and over again.

[Related Reading: Today in Trailblazing and Misogyny: Photos of the Day.]

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Open Thread

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Hosted by a Ball Chair. (Want)

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Question of the Day

Since I've been thinking about questions lately, I've been wondering:

If there were a truly progressive advice columnist, who would tell you the progressive, compassionate, and effective way to handle a personal dillemma, what question would you ask?

Edited to Clarify: These questions are NOT going to be used in my show (referenced in the link) -- unless you specifically ask me to do so.

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What is the deal...

...with the fucking mosquitoes this year?! ARGH. Not only are they plentiful and alarmingly huge, they are super aggressive. I am perpetually covered in mosquito bites, and the determined little fuckers are even biting my face and scalp this year.

I need a damn bat-house.

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FYI


[Previous FYI: Rick Astley; Eddie Murphy; The Eurythmics; Eddie Rabbit; Sinéad O'Connor; Was (Not Was); Bon Jovi; Kenny Rogers; Bobby McFerrin; Starship; Dead or Alive; Right Said Fred; Edie Brickell and the New Bohemians; Salt n Pepa; Nelson; The Cure; The Soup Dragons; Europe/BushCo; Elton John; Eddie Money; Human League; Glenn Frey, Van Halen. Hint: They're better if you click 'em!]

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WANT!!!


Golding Girls nesting dolls. By artist Ginger Williams.

Those are so ridiculously awesome they gave me a face-cracking grin and made me blub with happiness. Hot damn.

[Thanks very much to Shakers Ethyl and Kristen from MA for passing along the link!]

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Today's Edition of "Conniving and Sinister"



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See Deeky's archive of all previous Conniving & Sinister strips here.

[In which Liss reimagines the long-running comic "Frank & Ernest," about two old straight white guys "telling it like it is," as a fat feminist white woman (Liss) and a biracial queerbait (Deeky) telling it like it actually is from their perspectives. Hilarity ensues.]

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Wednesday Blogaround

This blogaround brought to you by Shaxco, proud distributors of Deeky W. Gashlycrumb's new cologne por homme, Dogfartz.

Recommended Reading:

scatx: The 19th Amendment: 90 Years Old Today

Rebecca: Why The LGBT Community Doesn't Believe Anything Democrats Say Anymore

Andy: Watchdog Pushes IRS to Investigate Anti-Gay Pastor for His Support of Oklahoma Rep. Sally Kern

Sandip Roy: Why "Eat, Pray, Love" Makes Me Want to Gag

Tassja: Racism and Social Responsibility, aka Why I Can't 'Just Enjoy' a Movie [TW for violence and othering]

Marianne: Delta Burke, Suzanne Sugarbaker, and My Memory of Being 9 Years Old

Atrios: Nobody Could Have Predicted

Also: Portly Dyke is looking for questions. Got any?

Leave your links in comments...

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Daily Dose o' Cute

Last weekend, my friend Miller was visiting from her adopted home Brazil, and we convened at the beach house at the Indiana Dunes, right on the shore of Lake Michigan, which has been in her family for generations. It was a lovely visit, which not only gave us a chance to see Miller and other friends, but also provided Dudley with his first opportunity to go for a swim.

The lake was the calmest as I've ever seen it on Saturday, and when I walked Dudz down to the water's edge, he trotted straight into the water and followed me out into the lake, where he paddled toward me into ever deeper water. Greyhounds are not naturally strong swimmers, having no body fat to help keep them afloat, but he took to it well and really enjoyed it. Iain went back to the house to get the camera, so we could film a bit of it.


The next day, the wind had picked up and the waves were crashing on the shore. Dudz didn't like the rougher water, which pushed him off-balance and splashed over his head at unexpected times, so Iain and I took turns swimming and sitting with him on the beach.

He was very nervous about either of us being in water he didn't feel was safe, though: When I was in the water, Iain tried to take him for a walk down the beach, and he didn't want to go, continually looking out over the water for me. When Iain was in the water, Dudz would get anxious every time a big wave blocked our view of his bobbling head. Once Iain returned to shore, Dudz laid across my legs protectively, looking at me pleadingly, as if to say, "Please don't go in that water again!" We stayed on the beach. :)

It was Dudley's first night away from home, and he did splendidly. When we got home the next day, the three kitteh girls came running to greet us, and I was pleased that they seemed happy to see Dudley again, too. Sophie went up to say hi and bumped his nuzzle with her wee head, as happy cats are wont to do. He licked her face, as happy dogs are wont to do.

Below the fold, still pix of Dudz swimming and chillaxing at the beach.


"Phbbbbbbbbbbbbbt!"


"This is so much better than life at the racetrack."


"I'm practically a Labrador over here!"


Dudz working on his tan.


It's a dog's life.


Paws in the sand!


Dudz and his pal Iggy, all tuckered out after swimming.


Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.


Sunset at the beach. Photo by Iain.


Chicago skyline at sunset. Photo by Iain.


Just hanging. Saturday night.


Chilling out at the beach house, Sunday morning. What a good boy.

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