The only thing that could make news of a sequel to The Hangover any better is the rumor that it will be set in Thailand. Great concept. Very exotic.
I'm absolutely certain that this will not result in some of the worst intersectional bigotry ever put on film.
[In case I'm not laying the sarcasm on thick enough, I believe this is a terrible, terrible idea. Which will nonetheless probably make everyone involved very rich(er).]
Maybe I od'd on estrogen this morning and am overly sensitive, but the Times has a yawn-worthy 5-way about the new sperm donor movie, to go along with their boring-ass review.
Here's my sarcastic synopsis of the heated throw-down:
NYT: Gays in the movies?
Dan Savage: Says some things that make sense to me (gasp!), works gay porn into the conversation (no gasp.)
Lady from The Daily Beast: There are so many lesbian, gay, bisexual, and transgender characters these days! Like on Modern Family! Yay! Problem Solved!
Family History Prof: Makes a good point on the lack of racial diversity in depictions of gays and lesbians. Like on Modern Family! People seem okay with homos, provided they have kids. This movie is about having kids. Kids, kids, kids.
Communications Prof: First there was Liberace, then Will and Grace, and now this. Yay! Problem solved!
New Republic Guy: First there was Will and Grace, and now this. Yay! Problem solved!
I'm tired of this shit. What strikes me about this "debate" is how militantly boring it is. There is zero passion. There apparently isn't a problem with media representation of gays and lesbians (or even bisexual and trans people). Or if there is one, it's no BFD, because it's being fixed, just like all those other problems with media representation of actual human beings.
The important thing is that we got through a heated debate without anyone saying anything. Yay! Discourse is fun!
Report: Marcellus Shale natural gas reserves worth $2 trillion.
Oh, this isn't gonna end well.
For those of you who haven't heard about the Marcellus Shale, let me drop some pseudo-geology on you. There's natural gas in really deep rock formations. The problem with a lot of these formations is that they're dense. The Marcellus is the largest in the US, and it stretches from southern New York into West Virginia.
The thing about this gas and oil is that it's not just sitting there in a big ol' reservoir-- there simply aren't big gas filled gaps in the rocks. Thus, to harvest the gas, you need to create gaps. Enter hydrofracking.
Hydrofracking essentially involves injecting massive amounts of water and chemicals into the rock to open up spaces for the gas to flow to. Basically, you're creating pockets of gas that will flow into your well.
There's already been significant development of the Barnett Shale in and around Texas. Fun times.
Anyhow, the Marcellus dwarfs the Barnett in size, and oil companies have been licking their chops about it for some time.
Interesting story: During the Bush administration, the U.S. government exempted hydrofracking from the Safe Drinking Water Act. Lately, there have been, um, concerns, and the the EPA has started holding hearings. I admit, it has been kinda fun to watch the debate about whether injecting poison into the ground is a good thing, or a bad thing.
Right on cue, the American Petroleum Institute dropped this report, detailing how oil and gas companies the hard working folks of America will make trillions if we only stop worrying and listen to the experts. That hasn't worked so well in the past for folks in these parts.
The Globe & Mail reports that the province of Ontario has provided funding for four centres in the province where men can receive counselling and support related to their being sexually abused.
I think I'd be more excited about this if I didn't know that most of the centres which are available for women for the same issues are chronically underfunded. It is important, absolutely, and I'm glad that men who have been sexually abused will be able to get support.
But it's another brick in the wall of rape culture: rape is at its worst when it happens to men, therefore the government should fully fund some institutions to look after them. Which wouldn't bother me, again, if it weren't that the network of centres which women have built in their communities across this province have to fight for every dollar they can get from the government.
Tip of the CaitieCap again to MzR.
NYC Mayor Bloomberg got himself elected on his promises to make the city government a meritocracy, that he would lead a government that looked like the city. Instead:
Sure enough, a Freedom of Information Act request showed that tucked among hundreds of summer interns picked through a competitive process were dozens of the children of City Hall insiders or of Mr. Bloomberg’s friends. They reflected the mayor’s social and political circles: mostly white, many quite wealthy, coming from private high schools and Ivy League colleges.And the effects thereof? Well, among others:
In short, these are not residents of Stop and Frisk New York.
Mayor Bloomberg promised to lead a government that looked like the city; in reality, he leads one that looks like his mirror, an administration in which key managers are overwhelmingly white and male. It is one thing if this means the annual crop of interns is heavily salted with young Bloombergians.
It is quite another when those managers are shaping policies that wind up leading to the deprivation of liberty of people who do not look like them.
On the Upper East Side of Manhattan where the mayor lives, an average of 20 people for every 100,000 residents were arrested on the lowest-level misdemeanor pot charge in 2007, 2008 and 2009.I'm shocked, shocked, I tell you, to discover that there's been a racist stop-and-frisk spree that's leading to higher rates of incarcertation for people who aren't white, and that there's an emphasis on attacking drug use that just happens to favour the unconstitutional search of people for the made-up crime of "Living in NYC while brown".
During those same years, the marijuana arrest rate in Brownsville, Brooklyn, was 3,109 for every 100,000 residents.
"There should be no mosque near Ground Zero in New York so long as there are no churches or synagogues in Saudi Arabia. The time for double standards that allow Islamists to behave aggressively toward us while they demand our weakness and submission is over."—Newt Gringrich, arguing that the oppressive theocratic leadership of Saudi Arabia's idea of religious freedom is bullshit, so we should act just like them, because we refuse to submit to them, without a trace of irony.
[H/T to Shaker Tiffany.]
As reported here yesterday, there will be a new animated series on Nickelodeon in 2011 called The Legend of Korra, who will be the next Avatar after Aang.
Shaker Socchan mentioned in that thread that there was an interview with Mike and Bryan (the two guys who created the show) in the Wall Street Journal.
Speakeasy*: The new “Avatar” is a woman. What inspired you to change the sex of the protagonist of the series?* Speakeasy is the name of the blog at the Wall Street Journal.
Michael DiMartino: It’s not so much about changing because we had Avatar Kyoshi before Aang. We’d established that the Avatar can be male or female and we just thought let’s explore one of those more in depth, because Kyoshi was a popular character with a lot of fans and it seemed like a great opportunity to not retread what we’d done with Aang, who was a great hero, we all loved him, but we really wanted to try something different. And we have so many great female fans out there, who really responded to Katara in the first series, we thought we have the fan base who are really going to enjoy seeing the Avatar be a female.
Bryan Konietzko: Mike and I, we love those characters too, and we’ve encountered countless fans who are male who really like those characters too. We just don’t subscribe to the conventional wisdom that you can’t have an action series led by a female character. It’s kinda nonsense to us.
The investigation into the 2006 Bush administration Justice Department firing of nine federal prosecutors—about which, as longtime Shakers will recall, I blogged my fingers to bloody stumps—has quietly come to a close:
The Bush administration's Justice Department's actions were inappropriately political, but not criminal, when it fired a U.S. attorney in 2006, prosecutors said Wednesday in closing a two-year investigation without filing charges.They got through those 22 million emails pretty quick. Lemme guess: Howie Schmidt assured them, cross his heart and hope to die, that there was nothing naughty to be found.
…Investigators looked into whether the Bush administration improperly dismissed nine U.S. attorneys, and in particular New Mexico U.S. Attorney David Iglesias, as a way to influence criminal cases. The scandal added to mounting criticism that the administration had politicized the Justice Department, a charge that contributed to the resignation of Attorney General Alberto Gonzales.
In 2008, the Justice Department assigned Nora Dannehy, a career prosecutor from Connecticut with a history of rooting out government wrongdoing, to investigate the firings.
"Evidence did not demonstrate that any prosecutable criminal offense was committed with regard to the removal of David Iglesias," the Justice Department said in a letter to lawmakers Wednesday. "The investigative team also determined that the evidence did not warrant expanding the scope of the investigation beyond the removal of Iglesias."
You all remember Xanadouche, don't you? Of course you do: it's the greatest work of art since that douchebag on Top Art made those concrete buttholes. In fact, I declare this to be officially better than concrete buttholes! So, yay.
And if I haven't already told you (I haven't) this is a pretty regular occurrence. I never know what is going to be in my inbox when I wake up. Just this morning I received this awesome photo accompanied by the blurb "Please find attached a picture of what is supposed to be Thor pulling his magical hammer from a stone, but actually looks like something else altogether. Way to release promotional images, Studio! Very cool!" The image, by the way, is not very cool at all:
[Trigger warning for transphobic othering]
So last night I was reorganizing my back issues of Maxim when Liss alerted me to this important story that Irin at Jezebel had [tw] deconstructed. Apparently this journalist and his friend Ryan like the ladies, which is great, because ladies are hot amirite?
Back in 2008, the journalist wrote [tw] this story about this major hottie, titled "The Second Most Beautiful Girl in New York.” At first I was honored, but then I realized this was probably one of those times when downstaters say “New York” when they really mean “New York City.” Look, just because you can't find Utica on a map, it doesn't give you the right to erase me, okay? Asshole.
In any case, there's a picture, and he's right, his friend's girlfriend is almost as hot as Candice Cayne. I sure as hell wouldn't throw that out of bed for aging. Of course, Cayne is originally from Hawai'i, which isn't even part of America, but I digress.
Still, this dude's girlfriend was “totally fucking hot.” Back in the day, she had this hideous beast between her legs, which confused the crap out of her. I usually break out the kibble when my cats get all up in my business, but I suppose that's just me.
Anyways, back in 2003 this lady went to a Dr. Meltzer and paid him $16,000 to make her a vagina.
Whut.
$16,000?!? I remember when I was a wee trans girl, my great trans mother used to tell me stories about the old country, where the fish were plentiful and vaginas were three for a dollar. All the ladies had perky breasts, and the bread at local market? Oh my goodness, to taste it was to die and go to heaven. But I digress, because none of this is very important. Unless of course you're Spencer Morgan and you're writing this totes important profile of this lady your bro' used to date back when he was all "emotionally distant" and shit.
It turns out this lady spent $50,000 to go on a date with Mr. Morgan's friend, unless I'm misreading something. In any case, there were vaginal orgasms. And really, isn't that what it's all about? I wouldn't know, but that's what I've read in Cosmo.
I didn't believe it, but apparently guys have issues with ladies with surgically-made vaginas. Weird right? I mean, I know a lot of ladies with real vaginas, and none of them have had any problems with guys, and I've got a penis and I get hit on all the fucking time (not cool guys-- it totally kills my game with the ladies). Anyhow, apparently dudes don't like ladies like this one, this Jamie Clayton chick.
Okay, I exaggerated. Mr. Morgan's friend, Ryan, likes Ms. (it's Ms., right?) Clayton, cause he's a totally hip dude. Not only did he like Jamie, but he also respected her, on account of how she saved $16,000 to buy a vagina. ($16,000? Does it come with a sub-compact car? Christ.) Anyhow, we find out that Ryan's totally like David Bowie, presumably in that he wears eyeliner and objectifies women.
I work for the government, so I can't afford cable TV. Apparently, this Jamie Clayton is on a TV show on the Video Hits One? It's pretty cool-- she goes around and makes over people who aren't as hot as her. I'd totally watch it if I had the money, I love fantasizing about clothes I can't afford. Of course, I'm trans, so that comes with the territory. And shoes! OMFG shoes! When I get a job in the private sector (and what trans lady doesn't have a job in the private sector, right?), I shall have cable, and I shall have many shoes.
Anyhow, Spencer Morgan know a guys who probably slept with Jamie Clayton, and probably gave her vaginal orgasms, and he's also got a newspaper column, so...... This Tuesday he decided to debate whether Ms. Clayton has gotten all uppity and shit. Well, uppity within the context of being a “totally fucking hot transsexual.”
Apparently, that first article was a pretty big deal. Did you know there are trans people on the internet? I know, right? Anyhow, they all seemed to like it and shit. They love her new show, too! How could they not, there are shoes, right?
Aside from a few feminists at this lady blog who are feeling oppressed n' junk, folks seemed to love this hot lady. Feminists suck though. They all hate the trans ladies. Losers.
Apparently there are people who don't like the word “tranny”? I mean, Jamie's cool with it and all. And she even has vaginal orgasms. With a $16,000 vagina. Does that include, like, chrome labia? That seems really fucking expensive. How do those ladies come up with the money to do that? I guess you really need to consider these things from a per-orgasm perspective. Like, if you have a vagina for 50 years, and you have 20 vaginal orgasms a week (that's normal, right?), that works out to about 31 cents an orgasm. That's pretty cheap when you think about it.
Oh, and also Jamie's sister worries that someone might kill Jamie, lol.
But that's not important. What's important is finding out what this one guy that Jamie dumped thought of her. He thinks that she's pretty cool for a “tranny”, but the other trannies are probably still icky. He's not gay, BTW. Wait, she dumped this dude?
After getting through those two articles, I contemplated retiring from the blogosphere, what with the downfall of the standard trans narrative(TM), the end of tokenism, and the resolution of all those other reasons my great trans mother left the old country. Then I remembered that I apparently have to come up with $16,000. As it turns out, they don't actually let you do a monthly per-vaginal-orgasm plan like the phone company does. Which they really should. I guess the feminists that run these things figure there might be some sort of bodily-integrity value behind ladybits, so now they demand cash up front. Assholes.
Via.
[Trigger warning for description of sexual assault.]
The National Enquirer is reporting that they have unearthed allegations of sexual assault from two other massage therapists:
The first incident allegedly took place at a Beverly HillsAs Jaclyn notes, the Enquirer says the story is "on newsstands now," but their current issue doesn't feature the story. So no more information is available, I presume until the new issue arrives in stores.
luxury hotel when Gore, 62, was in Hollywood to attend the Oscars in 2007.
The second reportedly occurred a year later at a hotel in Tokyo.
A Beverly Hills hotel source told The ENQUIRER: "The therapist claimed that when they were alone, Gore shrugged off a towel and stood naked in front of her. He pointed at his erect penis and ordered her, 'Take care of THIS.'"
The ENQUIRER reports in an exclusive bombshell exclusive that police have investigated charges from TWO MORE WOMEN who claimed they were abused by former VP AL GORE!That suggests to me that the allegations were not made recently, but discovered recently and are thus only being made widely public now.
Riffing off yesterday's QotD...
What's the worst investment you've ever made?
As before, it doesn't have to be a financial investment; it could be an investment of time or trust or something else of value to you.
Like, say, the right to refuse to do your job but get to keep it nonetheless:
A Texas bus driver has filed a lawsuit against his former employer, claiming he was fired for his religious beliefs after refusing to transport a client to a Planned Parenthood office, court documents showed Wednesday.Bullshit. A Christian who doesn't like abortion doesn't have the right to refuse to take someone to Planned Parenthood any more than an anti-theist would have the right to refuse to take a Catholic to mass. The job is taking people where they want to go. Some of them will be going places where they will be doing things with which their driver may disagree.
Edwin A. Graning worked for the Capital Area Rural Transportation System (CARTS) near Austin, Texas, for less than a year before he was let go in January. At the time, he told his supervisor that, "in good conscience, he could not take someone to have an abortion," according to the lawsuit.
...Graning's last day of employment was the same day he refused service.
He is seeking reinstatement, back pay, and compensatory damages for pain, suffering and emotional distress.
Calls to CARTS seeking comment on the lawsuit were not immediately returned.
"It's only because he voiced his religions beliefs that he was canned," Edward White III, Graning's lawyer, told CNN. "Employers have a legal responsibility to at least attempt to accommodate an employee's religious beliefs. ... CARTS clearly violated Mr. Graning's religious freedom."
Shirley Sherrod just got a job offer:
Ousted employee Shirley Sherrod says Agriculture Secretary Tom Vilsack has offered to hire her back.In other news, the White House is reported to have received a video of Andrew Breitbart dressed like Pennywise the Clown with a huge shit stain on the front of his outfit, addressing the crowd at a neo-Nazi rally.
Sherrod told The Associated Press she's considering the offer, which she said was for a different position than her former post as state director of rural development in Georgia.
