Random YouTubery: A Dude Figure Skates to "Smells Like Teen Spirit"



"I hate you, Dad!"

The video is exactly as the title paraphrases: A male figure skater named Scott Williams, dressed in a bandanna, sleeveless flannel shirt, jeans, and black skates, performs in the "Champions on Ice" show to Nirvana's hit, "Smells Like Teen Spirit."

Thank you, Al Gore. Thank you for the internetz.

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Quote of the Day

"If you were a Transformer, you'd be Feminist Prime."—Iain, randomly, as we were falling asleep the other night.

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Today's Edition of "Conniving and Sinister"



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See Deeky's archive of all previous Conniving & Sinister strips here.

[In which Liss reimagines the long-running comic "Frank & Ernest," about two old straight white guys "telling it like it is," as a fat feminist white woman and a biracial queerbait telling it like it actually is from their perspectives. Hilarity ensues.]

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Two-Minute Nostalgia Sublime



Concrete Blonde: "Joey"

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In Other Things That Are Women's Fault, Too

Earlier, I wrote about women getting blamed for men's sexual, and sexually violent, behavior; relatedly, there is a new study (yay, science!) which claims that women (but only beautiful ones) are responsible for men hurting themselves:

Research shows that just looking at an attractive female makes [men] more likely to indulge in 'physical risk-taking' which results in embarrassing failure or even injury.

The change in behaviour is triggered by a surge in the male hormone testosterone which makes men 'throw caution to the wind', according to psychologists at the University of Queensland, Brisbane, Australia.

They made the finding after a studying young male skateboarders. ... Saliva tests confirmed they had 'elevated testosterone levels' while a good-looking woman was around.

Professor Bill von Hippel, who led the study, said there was an evolutionary reason for the behaviour, explaining it was a 'sexual display strategy' aimed at impressing a potential mate.
Oh, evo psych. How I do adore thee—and your simple belief that everything we do can be traced along a single, inerrant, heterocentrist, gender-normative line back to our genitals.

What I like about the juxtaposition of these two stories is that the first blames women for men hurting women, and the second blames women for men hurting themselves. And of course women are responsible for any hurt they cause themselves or others. Which I'm pretty sure means that women are responsible for all the pain in the entire world.

"That's what we've been trying to tell you for years!" said every MRA on the planet when reached for comment.

[H/T to Katy.]

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Wait... what?
Relevant Transcript:

Romney: Oh, sure. Look, it doesn't make a lot of sense for us to have millions and millions of people who have no health insurance and yet who can go to the emergency room and get entirely free care for which they have no responsibility, particularly if they are people who have sufficient means to pay their own way.
Free emergency room care? Well, then I guess we don't really need health insurance anymore if that's the case! Take that insurance companies!

Aside from that, there's still the end of Romney's argument that we need to dissect. It sounds like he's saying that people who are uninsured can get free care at the ER, no bill and no worries. However, if these uninsured people have sufficient means to pay their own way, then they have an even greater chance to get... umm... free care?

Zuh?

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I Write Letters

Dear Highly-Decorated Winter Olympian Shaun White and Rolling Stone:


[Click to embiggen.]

Really? I mean...really?!

[If you can't view the image, it's the cover of Rolling Stone featuring USian snowboarder Shaun White, clad in a gold medal, US flag pants, and combat boots, yelling, and holding a container of lighter fluid at his crotch and squeezing it so that lighter fluid shoots out onto flames. It is exactly as embarrassingly garish as it sounds.]

Really?! For real?!

Love,
Liss

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Today in Rape Culture

[Trigger warning.]

In Bristol, Virginia, a religious group is handing out a leaflet entitled "Women & Girls" that blames women in tight-fitting or revealing clothing for men's sins and claims such clothing is why women are raped:

"You may have been given this leaflet because of the way you are dressed," it begins. "Have you thought about standing before the true and living God to be judged?"

It continues with one essential theme: The sins of men are, in part, the fault of women, specifically women in tight-fitting clothing. [Pam Yates, whose 19-year-old daughter Keshia Canter was handed the pamphlet by a woman who told her, "Even though nothing is showing, you're being ungodly. You make men want to be sinful."] was annoyed. Then she got to a section on page two:

"Scripture tells us that when a man looks on a woman to lust for her he has already committed adultery in his heart. If you are dressed in a way that tempts a men to do this secret (or not so secret) sin, you are a participant in the sin," the leaflet states. "By the way, some rape victims would not have been raped if they had dressed properly. So can we really say they were innocent victims?"

The hand-out is signed "anonymous."
Oh dear. It's the Magical, Mysterious, Mighty Power of Uncovered Meatdom argument again: Women have a supernatural and inescapable power over men, wielded primarily through their bodies—a power so irresistible and total that men cannot be held accountable for their actions, because they are rendered helpless, defenseless, morally vulnerable (yet somehow have nonetheless managed to simultaneously hold the upper hand in virtually every culture since the beginning of recorded history). Don't try to understand it! It's magical! The black magic of wicked women!

In a world where rape was properly regarded as a hate crime, and this sort of victim-blaming shit was seen for the hate speech it is, viewed as material that borders on the incitement of rape by virtue of its flagrant justification, content that has the explicit capacity to harass and trigger survivors of sexual violence, the people handing out this pamphlet would be committing a serious crime.

Anything else I could say about this truly despicable victim-blaming, I've said before: Rape is not a compliment, not only attractive women and girls are raped, women aren't to blame for their own rapes, the key component in every rape is the presence of a rapist... The truth is, anyone who genuinely believes that women are responsible for being raped based on anything they do is either unimaginably cruel or has the critical thinking skills of a gnat—and probably both.

And I'll note, once again, that although it's feminists who have the terrible reputation as man-haters, but it isn't we who consider all men to be such psychological, emotional, and ethical lightweights that they can't stop themselves raping women. The holders of those views are the foot soldiers of the Patriarchy—which itself, after all, takes a rather unpleasantly dim view of most people.

[H/T to Shaker Mark.]

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Bread and Teaspoons Twenty-Four

Good morning (unless it isn't where you are, in which case I wish you Good $TIME_PERIOD), and welcome to this week's installment of Shakesville's networking post, Bread and Teaspoons*.

This is a (theoretically) weekly post providing a spot for Shakers to network a little with one another, see if we can help each other out some. Despite that it's only B&T 24, it occurs to me that this is about six months we've been running this. Hope it's still helpful to folks? Is there a way or ways in which it could be more useful/helpful? I'm explicitly inviting discussion on this topic this week.

***NB*** I have added a bit to the guidelines for what’s on-topic here, to allow the posting of useful job resources for progressives. See 2) for details.

Also remember, if you’re running or part of a small business, you’re encouraged to drop links here for that. I’m happy to see Shakers makin’ their own way in whatever manner that is.
Here's how it works: There should be four sorts of comments here.

1) You comment here with any details of work you're seeking: where, what, that sort of thing. You give an e-mail address at which you can be reached - feel free to set up a special e-mail for it, if you don't want to post your regular one for the world to spam - and if another Shaker has a lead, they can contact you directly to pass it along.

A work-seeking comment should include:

  • - a short summary of the skillset you're seeking work with;
  • - a short summary of your experience
  • - where you're looking for work to happen
  • - your contact e-mail
Please do NOT include information such as your full name or telephone number, as this is and will remain a public post, and once posted, there's no taking it back (because it'll be spidered by a search engine, not because we don't want you to).

It is explicitly alright to comment to this each week with similar info.

For example, I might post a comment saying:

I'm a professional translator of French, German and Russian, with nearly 17 years of experience. I'm looking for basically any translation job, academic, commercial, personal, genealogical, you name it, with one exception: I do not currently have certification, so if you need a certified translator (usually for legal docs: birth certificates, divorce decrees, wills), you need someone else.

I am also available as a writer or editor, for academic, journalistic, creative, marketing-oriented or any other type of written communication. Basically, if you'll pay me, I'll write or edit it. My company website is found here.

You can contact me for business purposes through my business address, cait@cogitantes.net.


2) The second type of comment would be task offering: if you've got a job you think might suit someone here, consider posting it as a comment. Use the same guidelines as above: give general information here, and specific information when you exchange e-mails. An offered task might look something like this:

I have a doctoral thesis which needs proofing and editing by Thursday, is anyone available? You can reach me at ABDShaker@shakesville.miskatonic.edu.

In addition to that, I’ve decided to welcome also appropriate job resource sites for progressives, e.g. Canada’s Charity Village, which specializes in jobs with non-profits and NGOs.

3) The third kind of comment I'd love to see is success stories! We’d love to know when this works out, and people actually find some employment through our efforts. If you feel like sharing, tell us how it worked out for you. :)

**NEW CATEGORY ADDED**

4) If you’re a progressive working for or running a small business and would like to include a pointer to your business, you may do so. If you’ve never otherwise posted before here (i.e., you’re a lurker), I may check in with you to be certain you’re a Shaker and not a spammer. If it turns into a spamfest, or we start getting businesses that are of dubious progressive credentials, we may need to revisit this one, but let’s give it a try.

So, that's what we'd like to see.

What we do NOT want to see:
  • - recommendations/references, even for other Shakers - leave those for the contact phase of your negotiation
  • - rates info - again, leave this for the contact phase of your negotiation; we don't want to encourage bidding wars between Shakers
  • - illegal employment - whatever we may think of a given law against a certain activity, we don't want to put Shakesville in any awkward spots legally
So there. Have at it, Shakers, for Bread and Teaspoons!

Important disclaimers: Shakesville makes no endorsement or claim as to the capabilities of anyone commenting to this post, and anyone considering hiring someone should be prepared to treat it like any other business situation: DO YOUR DUE DILIGENCE. We're not doing any screening of this, so you'll want to make sure you check references, use safe-payment procedures (e.g., ask for a deposit), all the things you'd do when working with any stranger on the Internet. While this is intended for Shakers in general, remember that there is no real obstacle to being able to comment here, and do the things you need to do to keep yourself safe.

* As might be evident, this is an intentional reference to Bread and Roses, a longtime slogan of the left. In this case, though, my hope is that if we achieve steady bread, we will use it to power our teaspoon use.

The last several Bread and Teaspoons: Eighteen. Nineteen. Twenty. Twenty-One. Twenty-Two. Twenty-Three.

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Open Thread

Globey's spinning,


And Mister Window's grinning,



'Cause Pterri's flying by. (Hello!)

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Question of the Day

If the world were to suddenly and irrevocably split into three dimensional realities—one being Utopia, one being Armageddon, and one being something between those extremes—and you could choose which world you wanted to inhabit, which one would you choose (and why)?

Now, I'm a Utopian-leaning dyke, but believe it or not, this is the kind of question I have actually asked people I know, and the answers have not always been as unified as I expected. (One friend said they worried that Utopia would be boring.)

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Daily Kitteh



Sophie, in sunlight.

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Today's Edition of "Conniving and Sinister"


[In which Liss reimagines the long-running comic "Frank & Ernest," about two old straight white guys "telling it like it is," as a fat feminist white woman and a biracial queerbait telling it like it actually is from their perspectives. See Deeky's archive of all previous Conniving & Sinister strips here.]

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RIP Jon Swift

The great blogger Jon Swift, who, in addition to writing his own amazing blog, was a contributor to Shakesville and my colleague at newcritics, and whose real name was Al Weisel, has died.

I found out via our mutual friend Tom Watson, who reports that Al's mother posted a comment to the Jon Swift blog sharing the circumstances of his death:

I don't know how else to tell you all who love this blog. I am Jon Swift's Mom and I guess I'm going to OUT him. He was Al Weisel, my beloved son. Al was on his way to his father's funeral in VA when he suffered 2 aortic aneurysms, a leaky aortic valve and an aortic artery dissection from his heart to his pelvis. He had 3 major surgeries within 24 hours and sometime during those surgeries also suffered a severe stroke. We, his 2 sisters, his brother, his partner and his best friend since he was 9 years old were with him as he took his last breath. We have all lost a shining start who warmed our hearts, tormented us and made us laugh as he giggled at our pulling something over on us. He passed away on February 27, 2010. My beloved child will live on in so many hearts. I miss him more than I can say. If you are on Facebook, go to organizations and join "Friends of Al Weisel, Unite!" It will give you just a taste of how special he was. Farewell, Jon (Al)
I had emailed Al, Jon as I knew him, a few days before, and hadn't heard back from him, which was a little unusual, but not terribly so. He drifted in and out of blogging, when real life accommodated or got in the way. I was a genuine fan of his writing, and he was an absolutely delightful guy in every conversation I had with him.

I feel really fortunate to have known him and had the opportunity to read the work of someone so devilishly clever and enviably talented. And I feel so, so sad that he's gone.

My heartfelt condolences to his family and friends.

RIP Al.

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Texting! With Liss and Deeky!

Deeky: You know what? MC Hammer is kind of a shitty MC.

Liss: He's 2 legit 2 quit!

Deeky: He's 2 shit 2 quit. He was just on the radio. And I think this was the first time I listened to U Can't Touch This all the way through. It was shit.

Liss: He's 2 legit 2 submit 2 ur crit!

Deeky: LOLOLOLOL!

Liss: He's 2 legit 2 submit 2 ur hit on his shiznit u nitwit!

Deeky: That's a better rhyme than anything he ever spit out.

Later...

Deeky: If the last six of your twelve albums suck, have you failed as an artist? I'm talking to you, Ministry.

Liss: And u 2, U2.

Deeky: LOL! Yesterday's frozen custard trivia question was what is Bono's real name.

Liss: Bono's real name is "The Edge."

Deeky: LOLz for real.

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Wednesday Blogaround

This blogaround brought to you by Deeky Brand Strap-Ons, preferred by Competitive Assfucking Champions the world over.

Recommended Reading:

Steve: First Same-Sex Marriage Licenses Issued in DC

Maha: Politicians Behaving Badly

Dorothy Snarker: A League of Our Own

Denis: Madison Paige Does Pull Triggers

Angry Asian Man: The Worst Movie Trailer I Have Ever Seen

And Happy One-Year Blogiversary to Akimbo!

Leave your links in comments...

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Today in Fat Hatin'

Shaker cheezwiz emails: "Et tu, Salon?"

I'll leave you to fisk in comments, and simply point out that my favorite passage has to be:

If I'd heard someone making this argument four years ago, I probably would have rolled my eyes. What's changed between then and now is a 2-year-old (mine), two pregnancies (I'm currently in my third trimester for No. 2), and 15 pounds of excess weight that have made my second pregnancy a lot more uncomfortable than my first.
"Because my personal circumstances changed, now my position for everyone has changed! So now I totes support the shaming of women so that they'll lose weight after pregnancy!"

Where have I heard this argument before...? Oh, right. It's the same bullshit rationale used by self-loathing social conservatives who refuse to acknowledge innate characteristics and have absolutely no self-control over their own behavior, so they seek to legislate morality, as if criminalizing sodomy will magically make them straight or criminalizing abortion will stop them taking their knocked-up daughters through picket lines on which they stood the day before to get through the doors of the abortion clinic.

Though the author asserts "I take full responsibility for this predicament," she really doesn't; she blames society—if only you had shamed me, I wouldn't be so fat! Which may be true. For her.

But for all the rest of us who don't lose weight under the pressure of mountainous shame, and don't fucking need that shit, she can do us all a favor and STFU. Because the fact that her willpower is contingent on the critical judgment of perfect strangers really isn't our fucking problem.

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Today in Transphobia


If you can't view the image, it's the cover (via Cover Awards) of pop culture rag Life & Style Weekly, featuring before-and-after pix of Shiloh Jolie-Pitt with longer hair and shorter hair, reading: "Why is Angelina turning Shiloh into a boy?" Beneath the large yellow headline, subtext reads: "A boy's haircut and clothes. Calls her 'John.' No girlie things. Is it harming the 3-year-old?"

ZOMG!!!eleventy! It's a girl-child with a gender-neutral haircut! O NOES! Let us all immediately commence upon BLAMING HER MOTHER!!!

(And her mother only. It's only her mother, Angelina Jolie, who is reportedly "turning Shiloh into a boy," but her father, Brad Pitt, has no parenting role, or at least no parenting responsibility, because of his very manly penis. Or something. I don't claim to understand how the minds of the jack-booted gender normative enforcers work. But luckily, Life & Style has EXPERTS! To weigh in! On this important subject!

Alana Kelen, who is a senior fashion stylist at VH1, tells us that "Shiloh is pushing the boundaries of a tomboy look and crossing over to cross-dresser territory."

Okay. And? If that were true it would be bad why...?

Well, maybe celebrity stylist Gili Rashal-Niv can shed some light on the subject: "I get that times are tough but does Angie really need to have Shiloh sharing clothes with her brothers? Hopefully we won't be seeing Maddox in one of Shiloh's dresses any time soon."

Oh Maude forbid! Not a BOY IN A DRESS! AIEEEEEEEEE!

Tell us what's what, Glenn Stanton, director of Family Formation Studies for Focus on the Family (WTF?!): "They need help, they need guidance of what that looks like. It's important to teach our children that gender distinction is very healthy."

Why? BECAUSE GOD SAYS SO, THAT'S WHY, YOU FILTHY HEATHENS!

Our last expert to opine on the international crisis of a three-year-old's gender presentation is parenting coach Karen Deerwester, who says: "Giving preschool-age children the freedom and flexibility to experiment with how they want to be seen in the world is a wonderful gift."

Wow. How eminently sensible.

In addition to, and inextricably tied up with, the transphobia at work here, there's also the familiar stank of misogyny, and the curling stench of homophobia, all stewing in the fetid pot of gendered heteronormativity: Girls must look feminine, according to the rigid definitions of feminine beauty as prescribed by the kyriarchy, so that they may serve their primary purpose as sexualized objects of the male gaze.

And though it's not explicit, there is also an element of racism underlying the insistence that Jolie is "ruining" her white (biological) daughter by "turning her into a boy," an objection that wasn't raised when her Asian (adopted) sons have had longer ("feminine") hair, or when her African-American (adopted) daughter has worn her older brothers' hand-me-downs, as does Shiloh.

Further, we have yet another example of a child's agency being denied, or treated like it doesn't even exist.

Maybe Shiloh asked for that haircut. Maybe she likes dressing up like a boy, like lots of little girls with opposite-sex parents do, because it makes them feel close to their dads. Maybe she asked to be called "John" because it's her grandfather's name.

Or maybe zie asked for that haircut and dresses up like a boy and asked to be called John because zie's transgender.

And lucky enough to have parents who respect hir as an individual.

Either way, it's none of our goddamned business. And I resent being obliged to put an alternative to this shit out into the universe. Because it really isn't my business—but the notion that a child who doesn't conform to hir birth gender is somehow less than certainly is.

[Related Reading: To Tutu or Not to Tutu?]

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New Must-Read Publication!

I just thought Shakers should know about it. Reading is essential, after all.


h/t my friend James -- also Here.

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Two-Minute Nostalgia Sublime



Elastica: "Connection"

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