How The Fuck Is This Even Legal?

Oh, yeah, it's not. Hence the lawsuit. According to Blake J Robbins v Lower Merion School District webcams on the laptops issued to student body were secretly activated by the schools' administrators to spy on students and their families at home.

The issue came to light when the Robbins's child was disciplined for "improper behavior in his home" and the Vice Principal used a photo taken by the webcam as evidence.
What? The FUCK? I mean... Jebus... No, Christ... Wait... Just, no. Fucking no.

(PDF of the filing here.)

[H/T to Shaker EvilTammy.]

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Daily Kitteh



"O hai, Mumsy. How goes the blogging?"

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Open Thread: Plane Crash in Austin

Earlier today, Joseph Andrew Stack, 53, "an Austin, Texas, resident with an apparent grudge against the Internal Revenue Service set his house on fire Thursday and then crashed a small plane into a building housing an IRS office with nearly 200 employees."

Two people have been injured and one person is still missing, but no deaths among the building's employees or visitors have yet been reported, and I hope none will be. Stack was reportedly killed in the crash.

"The building into which the airplane crashed is a federal IRS center" and Stack left an apparent suicide note in which he "rails against the government and, particularly, the IRS."

The Smoking Gun has more here. And Gawker's got more here.

I know some people have already dropped links in the Daily Open Thread; please feel welcome to drop them into comments again here, too.

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Tea Party Activists Eliminationists

[Trigger warning.]

Shaker radbean sent me a heads-up that Washington Senator Patty Murray, who, as radbean rightly notes, is "one of the most ardent politicians leading the fight for women's rights and for the rights (and safety) of domestic violence survivors," has been targeted by the Tea Party dipshits using violent, eliminationist rhetoric. The video doesn't seem to want to load in the page (more javascript errors caused by the current template, which we're still working on!), so click here to view it.

Two anchors, one male and one female, sit at a news desk.

Greg Craber: Good evening. I'm Greg Craber.

Stephanie Smith: And I'm Stephanie Smith. They say it's all about traditional values and pushing back against the government.

Cut to video labeled "Tea Party Politics: Asotin—Saturday." A man in a cowboy hat is playing a guitar and singing some faux-patriotic crap ("—'cuz in the real world, they're shuttin' Detroit down—") for a room of people, some of whom are holding anti-Obama signs.

Smith (voiceover): Now there were some strong words spoken at Saturday's tea party in Asotin.

Cut to video of a women standing at a podium, speaking: How many of you have watched the movie Lonesome Dove? [Some hands go up.] What happened to Jake when he ran with the wrong crowd? [There is murmuring in the audience; the woman continues, laughing.] What happened to Jake when he ran with the wrong crowd?! He got hung! And that's what I want to do with Patty Murray. [laughter, cheers, and applause]

Cut to video of a sign reading "Geld Obama," with a crudely-drawn picture of an elephant. (Yeah, I know—it doesn't make any sense.) The sign turns, revealing that the back says: B.O. "Stinks" (quotes original).

Smith (voiceover): Local tea party co-chair Doug Schurman says about 500 people showed up for the rally at the county fairgrounds.

Then there's some junk with Schurman and some other dude talking about how the government sucks. Blah blah.
I suspect that any kind of teaspooning to try to convince the Tea Party dingalings to stop being violent fucknecks will be a huge waste of time. So, instead…

Donate to Senator Patty Murray's reelection campaign here.

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Today's Edition of "Conniving and Sinister"



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Ewan McGregor is a genius.

And I am being sarcastic.

[Trigger warning re: Polanski case.]

In an article headlined "Polanski hailed as 'maestro' by Brosnan, McGregor" (barf), Ewan McGregor refused to issue an opinion on Roman Polanski's being an unapologetic rapist and fugitive from the law, saying instead, "He's held in high esteem because he's an extraordinary director."

Later in the same interview, which was done in promotion of the new political thriller he shot with Polanski at the helm, McGregor said "he was almost entirely uninterested in politicians after losing all respect for them when he was young over corruption cases or 'caught with their pants down' in brothels."

So, McGregor's got no problem respecting a man who raped a 13-year-old girl, but has no respect for politicians who have consensual sex with prostitutes.

Awesome.

[Via Laura, who got it from Margaret.]

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"I'm not even supposed to be here today!"*

Also known as the "What No One Told Me" thread/post, as suggested in the comments thread of this post. The discussion is about both pregnancy and parenting.

[Commenting Guidelines: Please note that this thread is for sharing one's own personal experiences, and participants are asked to use "I/me/my" language (e.g. "my pregnancy was like this" as opposed to "pregnancy is like this"), and to refrain from judging or commenting on the veracity of other people's comments. (Although noting you shared the same experience is, of course, welcome.) Participants are also asked to refrain from using marginalizing or dehumanizing language: Words like "litters" used to refer to multiple children or "breeders" to refer to parents are not allowed, along with any other slang terms that necessarily imply that all parents are biological parents, that exclude parents who adopt or assume guardianship, or that suggest all parents are straight and/or cis.]

Now, for myself...

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Today in Fat Hatin'

Yet another absolutely absurd, ignorant, and mean-spirited piece rooted in the premise that fat women don't know they're fat. (And lots of other equally grim stuff.)

It seems we can't even rely on our best friends to tell us when it's time to quit the cupcakes.

Am I the only one who thinks that's a crying shame? Whenever I watch TV diet programmes I am amazed that nobody has actually sat down with morbidly obese Jenny and had a word with her.

Did no one notice?
Well, I can't speak for the theoretical "morbidly obese Jenny," but I can speak for the "morbidly obese Liss," (who happens to prefer Lady Chub of Flabberton, thank you very much): I've noticed that I'm fat.

And, yes, concerned family members and friends observed I was getting fatter along the way. As have countless strangers, who have considerately expressed to me "it's time to quit the cupcakes" with disgusted glances, loudly-whispered judgments, comments about what I should or shouldn't be eating, nasty slurs, and literally mooing at me. Not to mention the backhanded compliments like expressed surprise that I can walk long distances, rollerskate, or have such a good relationship with a nice husband who treats me well. (Because fat girls don't deserve that, of course. And couldn't possibly be happy, even if they have it.)

No one, no one, looks like me and doesn't know they're fat. No one who looks like me has escaped being told they're fat, in a thousand different ways.

And anyone who can possibly think otherwise is an ignorant ass.

Who's probably too busy "helpfully" reminding fat people that they're fat for any reality about fat people's lives to penetrate hir ignorant bigoted yammering fat-hating head.

[Via WeSmirch.]

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Two-Minute Nostalgia Sublime



Scandal: "Goodbye To You"

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Rhetorical Question of the Day

[Trigger warning.]

Is it possible for Matt Taibbi to write anything that not's riddled with rape analogies?

That such a profoundly misogynist, rape-diminishing, smug, privileged, fauxgressive asshole is a hero of the so-called American Left is compelling evidence of the absence of feminism from our national dialogue, and the rejection of even the most basic feminist ideals from both sides of the proverbial aisle.

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Let the Games Begin

Max Fisher, from the Atlantic Wire, has a great rundown of articles that talk about the imminent CPAC showdown between the Tea Party (I still can't believe I just typed "Tea Party") and the current GOP. Both factions are ready to put their Borg game on and completely assimilate the other into a huge collective of shit.

And all that doesn't even matter to me, because all I care about is Max Fisher.

So, here's a brief glimpse into Max's countless achievements prior to joining the Atlantic Wire:


(If you can't view the video, it's a montage from Rushmore, of the student activities of its main character, Max Fischer.)

[H/T to ThinkProgress]

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Half-Assed Diversity

Blacks, Latinos, and women of any color have lost ground at Silicon Valley tech companies:

Hispanics and blacks made up a smaller share of the valley's computer workers in 2008 than they did in 2000, a Mercury News review of federal data shows, even as their share grew across the nation. Women in computer-related occupations saw declines around the country, but they are an even smaller proportion of the work force here.

...An analysis by the Mercury News of the combined work force of 10 of the valley's largest companies — including Hewlett-Packard, Intel, Cisco Systems, eBay and AMD — shows that while the collective work force of those 10 companies grew by 16 percent between 1999 and 2005, an already small population of black workers dropped by 16 percent, while the number of Hispanic workers declined by 11 percent. By 2005, only about 2,200 of the 30,000 Silicon Valley-based workers at those 10 companies were black or Hispanic.

The share of women at those 10 companies declined to 33 percent in 2005, from 37 percent in 1999. There was also a decline in the share of management-level jobs held by women.

"It's just disappointing," said Shellye Archambeau, the African-American CEO of MetricStream, a Palo Alto-based company that provides governance, risk and compliance support to global corporations such as BP and Pfizer. "The valley is a very strong place, but the fact that we are so lacking in female leadership, in African-American leadership, and frankly in Latino leadership in tech, you just sit there and say, 'Imagine what it could be.'"

...In Silicon Valley companies, men and women in technical careers are equally likely to hold mid-level jobs, but men are 2.7 times more likely than women to be promoted to a high-ranking tech jobs such as vice president of engineering, or senior engineering manager, Simard and Henderson found in a 2009 study.

...Aristotle Saunders, a 32-year-old Marvell engineer, volunteers with school kids in Oakland, dissecting iPods to interest them in a tech career. He thinks the lack of visible middle-class minority neighborhoods in Silicon Valley makes it even tougher to recruit minorities to tech jobs here.

"I sort of have that chameleon feel where I can fit in anywhere, but I can see where people raised in a black neighborhood would feel really uncomfortable," said Saunders, whose parents are African-American and Filipino and who grew up in a predominantly white neighborhood in Southern California. "Even though Silicon Valley is based on a principle of meritocracy, where they value people based on their skills rather than their class or ethnic background, I think it's still a challenge."
One of the biggest flaws in a lot of the diversity programs championed in corporate America is that there is a disproportionate (and often exclusive) focus on diversity in hiring, the idea being that the biggest roadblock for marginalized people is just getting a foot in the door.

But corporate American culture still strongly privileges whiteness, maleness, straightness, cisness, able-bodiedness. When "diversity programs" don't include a concerted, comprehensive effort to undermine the kyriarchal culture of a firm, people hired in as part of a diversity program will continue to be marginalized.

While dudes bond over fantasy football leagues that are openly discussed in the workplace, their female colleagues are left on the margins. While dudes bond over drinks after work, their straight female colleagues are heading home to (still) do the lion's share of childcare (possibly while their male partners are getting a leg up at work by going out for a drink with their male coworkers). While dudes bond over the latest expensive tech gadgets, their female coworkers are stressing out about how to pay their bills, because they make as much as 30% less and have to spend a huge chunk of their paycheck on clothes, undergarments, shoes, make-up, and haircare to adhere to a beauty standard that doesn't apply to their male colleagues.

The communication habits of white men, treated by corporate America as the natural and best and only way to communicate, leaves people from backgrounds who didn't grow up speaking that language (literally and/or figuratively) feeling frustrated and excluded. White male colleagues who aren't aware that "the rules" of corporate America have been designed to suit them regard their not-whitemale colleagues as unqualified, as not understanding "how to play the game." Not-whitemales have a more difficult time getting their ideas heard, their concerns addressed. Not-whitemales who figure out how to speak the right language are promoted, thus reinforcing the cycle of non-diversity, even as diversity is hailed a hero.

These are the problems of half-assed diversity programs. And the result is that, 10 years after everyone was kissing Silicon Valley's ass for its embrace of diversity, the companies' inclusion is sliding backwards, especially at the top.

Diversity without multiculturalism is just hiring people who look different and expecting them to act the same. If these companies want to get serious about diversity, then they need to reflect that in their culture, not just their hiring records.

[H/T to Shaker Quercki.]

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Deeky's Office Tip #372

[In which I offer career advice for the young professional.]

If you randomly print out something every once in a while and have to walk across the room to the printer to pick it up, it gives the impression that you're busy working on an important project.

(Thanks for the graphic go to Liss, who apparently thinks I work in a prison.)

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Open Thread


Hosted by Zoë Washburne.

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Question of the Day

Suggested by Shaker Cay: What's the greatest risk you ever took? How did it turn out?


This guy.

And I am certainly the greatest risk he ever took, too. I gave up my job and my home to move to his country, and then he gave up his country to immigrate to mine. Being together on the same shore meant getting married; we did the deed in an Illinois courthouse after having spent mere weeks in each other's presence over the course of just more than a year. The wild thing is, it didn't even feel like the risk that it actually was.

It's turned out pretty damn well so far. I love him like whoa.

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Oh, Republicans. You Are So Very Silly.

South Carolina State Representative Mike Pitts (R-Idiculous) has introduced legislation "that would ban what he calls 'the unconstitutional substitution of Federal Reserve Notes for silver and gold coin' in South Carolina."

If the bill were to become law, South Carolina would no longer accept or use anything other than silver and gold coins as a form of payment for any debt, meaning paper money would be out in the Palmetto State.

Pitts said the intent of the bill is to give South Carolina the ability to 'function through gold and silver coinage' and give the state a 'base of currency' in the event of a complete implosion of the U.S. economic system.

...Critics point out that silver and gold coins can't actually serve as a form of currency.

"You can't put a set value on a pure silver or gold coin because its actual value fluctuates," one expert said. "You can say a gold coin is worth $50 but it would actually be worth whatever the market says it's worth, based on supply and demand. In reality, what you have is a bartering good, not a form of currency."
Details schmetails! What I want to know is the exchange rate on my buttload of Ronpaulbux!

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Daily Kitteh



Livs, with an irresistible face.

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Quote of the Day

"It says a lot about the Republican party that they would anoint as their 'rising star' someone who in 2010 is actually stripping away from Americans legal protections against discrimination.."Hari Sevugan, spokesperson for former Virginia Governor Tim Kaine (D), whose successor, Gov. Bob McDonnell (R) has signed an executive order rolling back employment protections for LGB state workers instituted under Kaine.

File Under: Rank (and File) Bigotry. Party of assholes.

[H/T to Shaker CJ_in_VA.]

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Today's Edition of "Conniving and Sinister"



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Texting! With Liss and Deeky!

Sometime after Lost last night.

Deeky: Did you see that commercial for the shitastic Jennifer Aniston movie?

Liss: Which one? The one where Gerard Buttfor is her ex-husband?

Deeky: Yes! And he's a bounty hunter and he gets to abduct her and throw her in the trunk of his car... Hardeeharhar.

Liss: It makes me barf every time I see the trailer.

Deeky: I love how "From the director of Hitch" is supposed to be some kind of selling point.

Liss: "From the director of poop and fartz."

Deeky: LOL!

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