Today's Edition of "Conniving and Sinister"



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Strips One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, Ten, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50, 51, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56, 57, 58, 59, 60, 61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 66, 67, 68, 69, 70, 71, 72, 73, 74, 75, 76, 77, 78, 79, 80, 81, 82, 83, 84, 85, 86, 87, 88, 89, 90, 91, 92, 93, 94, 95, 96, 97, 98, 99, 100, 101, 102, 103, 104, 105, 106, 107, 108, 109. In which Liss reimagines the long-running comic "Frank & Ernest," about two old straight white guys "telling it like it is," as a fat feminist white woman and a biracial queerbait telling it like it actually is from their perspectives. Hilarity ensues.

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SNN: Breaking News

This just in:

Several days ago, Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-o_O) officially withdrew herself as a speaker from the terribly exciting Tea Party Convention, "due to conflicting advice on whether Congresswoman Bachmann’s participation in the upcoming Tea Party Nation Convention would be in line with the Committee on Standards."

As it turns out, her withdrawal had nothing to do with standards. Portions of Bachmann's planner have been leaked clearly showing that she had the next couple of days blocked out for secret meetings with several Al-Qaeda terrorist cells.

Pass it on.

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Texting! With Liss and Deeks!

Deeky @ 9:31am: When your tired ass gets out of bed and has a moment, can you add the Assvertising code to the bottom of my post in drafts?

[Liss ignores this text for an hour because she left her phone in the living room.]

Liss @ 10:37am: I only just noticed this text now – sorry! I'll add it right away!

[Liss adds text; publishes posts; checks email. Finds email from Deeky asking if she ever got that damn text.]

Liss: I just got your email. I guess we're telekinetic now.

Deeky: That was inevitable.

Liss: LOL!

Deeky: So, what am I thinking about right now?

Liss: Wieners.

Deeky: I hate you.

Liss: LOLOLOL! Yeah, 'cuz I was right!

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Photo of the Day



Because it's turned into that kind of day...

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Friday Blogaround

This blogaround brought to you by Shaxco, publishers of "From Here to Absurdity: The Collected Letters of Liss and Deeky."

Recommended Reading:

Echidne: Some Good News

Mannion: What They Told Each Other at Lunch Yesterday

Andy: CBS to Air Second Focus on the Family Tebow Ad on Pre-Game Show

Tami: More Exploitation of Brown Bodies

Fannie: Dude Mansplains the Lesbian Life Experience

LeMew: The Court and African-Americans

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Quote of the Day

"The vice president needs to step up to his constitutional duty as presiding officer of the Senate and begin overturning those age-old parliamentary precedents that now allow partisan obstructionists to eviscerate all semblance of majority rule. Until that's done, Republicans will have no incentive to agree to any real compromises, Democrats will continue trying to pass legislation without them, and everyone will come out a loser."Steven Pearlstein, in the Washington Post, commenting on "The myth of Washington bipartisanship and the art of true compromise."

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Obama Gives Choice A Pass

Here's an intersting (meaning "infuriating") bit of analysis from the Guttmacher Institute. President Obama's new budget fails to address any of the current anti-choice policies currently in place, including the Hyde Amendment.

On abortion rights, however, the president is taking a pass. There can be little doubt that the fact that health care reform legislation remains in limbo has something to do with that—with the options on an ultimate compromise on abortion coverage ranging from terrible to horrible. Also tied up in health care reform is the fate of two other key provisions: one to make it easier for states to expand eligibility for family planning under Medicaid and a second to establish new funding for home visiting programs for low-income first-time mothers. [Emphasis mine.]
More here.

Remember how we were all told we just had to vote Dem, because who else was going to protect Roe v Wade? Yeah, okay.

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OFFS

Shaker ErinM emails (which I am posting with her permission):

From the "We don't sexualize little girls enough already" Department. Miley Cyrus' little sister Noah, age nine, NINE, is launching a lingerie line for kids. The article is pretty gross as well, with its slut-shaming of a nine year old. I weep for little girls everywhere, and hope this line is a miserable, miserable failure, because parents refuse to put their little girls in sexually suggestive clothing. It's a vain hope, I know, but I still hope.
Just...no.

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Anti-Choicers Targeting Black Women in Atlanta

Renee at Womanist Musings emailed me about "an anti-abortion group in Atlanta [that] is targeting Black women by putting up billboards stating that Black children are an endangered species." No, really.


Renee notes:
As proof of this claim they offer the fact that Blacks account for 30% of the general population and 56% of the abortions.

...We already know that a woman living alone with a child is more likely to be poor and therefore when we factor in racism, it is quite obvious that poverty would increase. Would it really be so hard to suggest that part of the reason that the rate of abortion is so high is because Black women are already aware of the herculean task and are simply opting out due to a lack of community support and government funding?
It's not an unreasonable suggestion at all, of course. We know, for example, that 73% of women (pdf) seeking to terminate a pregnancy cite "Can't afford a baby now" as their reason for seeking an abortion.
In the qualitative sample, of women who stated that they could not afford to have a child now, the majority had children already. Financial difficulties included the absence of support from the father of either the current pregnancy or the woman's other children, anticipating not being able to continue working or to find work while pregnant or caring for a newborn, not having the resources to support a child whose conception was not planned and lacking health insurance.
Additionally, about one-fourth of participants in the qualitative sample cited her own health or possible health problems with the fetus as reasons for the abortion, citing concerns including "a lack of prenatal care." The US Department of Health and Human Services reports that "about 30 percent of Hispanic and 20 percent of black Americans lack a usual source of health care compared with less than 16 percent of whites."

Renee notes that this subject, the targeting of black women by anti-choice campaigns, isn't getting nearly the same attention as, for example, the Focus on the Family ad that is due to run during the Superbowl: "Finally, as scared as White women may be to interact because of the racial undertones of this argument, I must ask don't Black women matter? ... If abortion were to be outlawed tomorrow, more children may indeed be born, however you would also see a rise in the deaths of Black women due to back alley abortions. The Black woman has a right to life and this must be forcefully asserted."

A right to an autonomous life that includes the right to choose, which must be forcefully defended.

And, in my opinion, if not the opinion of glibertarian shits whose privilege affords them a personal security they erroneously attribute to bootstraps, a right to a life rich with opportunity, and comfortable in the security of a strong social safety net that means never having to decide between paying the electric bill or paying for prenatal care.

That any country who forces women to make such decisions has the temerity to call itself civilized is beyond me.

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Daily Kitteh



Potter says "Leave me alone!"

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Today in Rape Culture

[Trigger warning.]

Shaker clairedammit sends this emblematic example of how casually the rape culture permeates our culture in a million little ways every day. This is the first paragraph of a story in the Houston Chronicle on finding the right restaurant for Valentine's Day:

As man has evolved, so have his courtship rituals. Primitive man had it so easy: He simply dragged his woman to his cave with a knock on the head with a rough-hewn club and maybe the promise of a choice hunk of mastodon.
Sounds like someone's been watching Year One.

I just can't get enough of listening to men wax rhapsodic about the good old days when they could just hit women over the head and rape them without fear of consequence.

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Napalmnacey and Lauredhel on the community menace of Driving While Pregnant.

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Johnny Depp: Rape Defender

by Shaker mschicklet

[Trigger warning.]

Johnny Depp wants us all to know that Roman Polanski is no longer a threat. You see, Mr. Depp seems to think that Polanski is no longer capable of raping someone, because he is in his 70s and has a wife and children. So, there you go, nothing to worry about. We can all sit back, relax, and join the "Free Polanski" crowd.

Except, wait a minute. The second man who raped me had a wife and children. Every single day, I am blindsided by anxiety attacks brought on by the memory of his scent, his voice, even the sound of his name. Memory is a fickle thing, but I remember what he did to me. He raped me. While he was married. While his two young daughters were sleeping in the next bedroom.

But, Mr. Depp says there's no way a man with a wife and children would do such a thing. No way someone who's married for 20+ years, who kisses his daughters goodnight and tucks them into bed, could possibly rape anyone. So, does that mean my experience means nothing? Does that mean it really didn't happen?

I take issue with the fact that Johnny Depp is using his privilege to minimize and even deny the horrific events that so many victims have been forced to endure. And, after reading the Survivor Thread and listening to the stories of other rape victims in tear-filled counseling groups, I know my story isn't all that rare.

Because, as we've learned, that's the thing about rapists. They rape people. A wedding band doesn't stop them, nor does the fact that they have children. Nor does their age. Denying this, as Mr. Depp is doing, silences rape victims. And, really, haven't victims already been silenced enough?

In addition to trying to be the final word on what a rapist is or is not, Johnny Depp also wants to know why Polanski was arrested. "Why now?" he asks. Why is this coming up now? Because Polanski fled the country for 30 years and refused to serve his time. By asking "Why now?" Mr. Depp is focusing responsibility on the wrong people – the people who want our justice system to do its job. Instead, he should be holding Polanski accountable. Mr. Depp's words absolutely scream, "Poor him! Poor guy! Let him go! Leave him alone!" What sort of a society do we live in if so many people feel the need to defend and protect a rapist? If this isn't rape culture, then I don't know what is.

And ever since the arrest of Polanski, that's what I've seen from such a large portion of Hollywood and society in general. I've seen some of the most respected actors and filmmakers in Hollywood defend someone who doesn't deserve it. Either they deny that he is a rapist, deny that he ever was a rapist, or blame us for not letting the rapist go. I wish Johnny Depp realized that by adding his name to the long list of rape apologists, he not helping the situation – he is hurting so many people who are now faced with the cold truth that one less person is on their side.

It must be nice to live in the fantasy world that Johnny Depp lives in. In fact, I remember when I had similar beliefs. Men with children are safe, I would think to myself, in large part because that's what my mother taught me. It wasn't until I was raped that I finally realized how wrong I had been. But it shouldn't take something like that to "wake us up." We shouldn't have to wake up in the first place.

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(Click to embiggen.)

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Remember, Ladies...

You can spend your entire life working at something, learning, practicing, training, honing your skills, building your talents, giving every piece of yourself, your nights and mornings and weekends and every spare minute you have, keeping a laser-like focus on your ultimate goal, inch by inch making your way to the top of your field, becoming the best there ever was, maybe the best there ever will be...and whether you're a presidential candidate or America's best female skier, they can still put you in your place with a single slur, a single touch, a single picture:


Dr. Nicole M. LaVoi (emphasis original):
I've thought to myself and predicted out loud that leading up to the 2010 Vancouver Olympics that we would see a LOT of Lindsey Vonn in the media.

Vonn is first a GREAT athlete, but she also represents norm of feminine attractiveness. The combination of athleticism and attractiveness make Vonn the likely poster girl of the US Olympic Team, and the media hasn’t disappointed in constructed her as such.

Not to be left out, Sports Illustrated is featuring Vonn on their February 8,2010 cover. For those of you who follow SI Covers, know that female athletes are RARELY featured on the cover.

Over the last 60 years researchers have shown that about 4% of all SI covers have portrayed women.
In Dr. LaVoi's comments, there are all sorts of the usual contortions of logic and protestations of looking for things to get mad about, seeing things that aren't there, blah blah blah. But as Dr. LaVoi notes, sure, Vonn's in an actual ski pose, but she's not skiing. This isn't an action shot; it's a still, posed image, and Vonn is not wearing her helmet, which would obscure her smile as she looks directly into the camera.

That the shot is angled with the slope is not incidental either.

This is about as obvious a sexualized image of a female athlete for male consumption as I've ever seen. It's absolutely absurd. And equally depressing.

Contact Sports Illustrated.

[H/T to Shaker Nellie.]

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Tea Party Tomfoolery

The first ever Tea Party Convention, aka Profiteer-a-Thon 2010, has kicked off in Nashville, and it already sounds great:

The opening-night speaker at first ever National Tea Party Convention ripped into President Obama, Sen. John McCain and "the cult of multiculturalism," asserting that Obama was elected because "we do not have a civics, literacy test before people can vote in this country."

The speaker, former Rep. Tom Tancredo, R-Colo., told about 600 delegates in a Nashville, Tenn., ballroom that in the 2008 election, America "put a committed socialist ideologue in the White House ... Barack Hussein Obama."

..."This is our country," he told the crowd. "Let's take it back."

Tancredo's speech received enthusiastic applause at times, but the crowd did not fill the large ballroom at the Gaylord Opryland Hotel and Convention Center.
Sad trombone. Wah wah wahhhhhhhhhhh. Still sounds like loads of fun, though!
Someone hung a poster of Palin from a balcony overlooking a garden atrium at the Opryland complex. In the hotel lobby, a few delegates sat on luggage and read copies of the Declaration of Independence.

And outside the convention hall, entrepreneurs sold souvenirs: sterling silver tea bag necklaces ($89.99), bags of "Freedom Coffee" ($9) and T-shirts emblazoned with a bald eagle ($20).
Hot damn. I haven't been this excited since I was in a truck stop on the Pennsylvania-Ohio border!

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Open Thread


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Two-Minute Nostalgia Sublime



Frankie Goes To Hollywood: "Relax"

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Question of the Day

What is your favorite work of art?

Mine is Botticelli's "Birth of Venus." It may look kind of underwhelming when you see a print or view it online, but if you ever have the opportunity to stand in front of the original in the Uffizi, you'll understand.


[Click image to enlarge.]

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Missionaries Charged

They have been charged with kidnapping:

Haiti has charged 10 US missionaries with child abduction and criminal conspiracy for allegedly trying to smuggle 33 children out of the country.

Haitian officials said their cases would now be sent to an investigating judge who would decide how to proceed.

If convicted they face lengthy jail terms, says the BBC's Paul Adams, in Haiti's quake-hit capital city.

[...]

After the hearing the 10 missionaries were taken back to the jail where they have been kept since Friday.

Amid chaotic scenes, the group was bundled into a van outside the court.

"I feel good," the group's leader Laura Silsby told reporters. "I trust in God."

The five men and five women, most of them from Idaho, were due to have a hearing earlier in the week, but that was postponed because of a lack of interpreters.

Haiti's Prime Minister Jean-Max Bellerive has labeled the Americans "kidnappers".

Justice Minister Paul Denis said they should be tried in Haiti despite the damage done to the country's judicial infrastructure and casualties among judges and court staff.

There have been suggestions the 10 could be tried in the US.

"It is Haitian law that has been violated it is up to the Haitian authorities to hear and judge the case," he told AFP news agency.

"I don't see any reason why they should be tried in the United States."
The arrogance of people to go into a sovereign, if damaged, nation and simply take children without proper authority and permission or any actual verification of the lives of the families of the children is beyond appalling (yet, it's unsurprising). I understand the desire to help but this sure as shit isn't it.

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