Not Good Enough

Mannion, on the problem with tax credits:

People who are taking care of sick parents aren't going to turn to each other and say brightly, "At least when this is all over we can use our tax credits to pay a few of the bills we're racking up here!"

...People who have to figure out what to do about the kids today because the school's declared a snow day, the babysitter canceled, and the boss has warned them that one more day off this month's out of the question, call in sick again and that's it, you're out of here, aren't going to pause in their worrying and scrambling to comfort themselves with the thought that they've got a tax credit coming.
People, real people, need help now. Why on earth doesn't President Obama seem to understand that? Why does no one in Washington seem to understand that?

We the People need help.

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Photo of the Day

The scaly-eyed gecko (Lepidoblepharis buchwaldi)—also a new species—can perch comfortably atop a pencil eraser, even as an adult.

"They crawl around in leaf litter on the forest floor, and they are so small they are very hard to find," biologist Hamilton explained. "All of these things take a lot of time to find, and if we don't get to work and put in a lot of hours we're going to miss ever seeing a lot of these little things." [Photograph by Paul S. Hamilton, RAEI]
From a National Geographic New Species item.

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A Respected Television Personality

In case you haven't heard (and if you haven't, I'm sorry to do this to you), Bill O'Reilly and Glenn Beck are "teaming up and going on tour." No, they're not engaging in some right-wing Simon & Garfunkel rip-off (although that would probably be only slightly less painful than reality), the "Bold and Fresh" tour appears to be nothing more than two hot gasbags sitting on their privileged asses and grousing about everything they don't like. Hint: If it ain't White, Christian, Cis and Male, it'll probably make their list.

Tickets are roughly 45 bucks. Of course there's merchandise.

I'm sure you're all dying to know what you're missing. How could you not, with a title like that? (He's Bold! He's Fresh! They're cops!) Let's just say that O'Reilly is already on a roll. It wasn't enough to suggest that the CIA should kidnap Pelosi and Reid and waterboard Pelosi, no no no. Bill had to pontificate on the south side of Chicago. Because Obama is from Chicago, and, well, it must be horrible.

O'REILLY: I'm seeing a guy who's very, very committed to the government. To government, the government's going to solve the problems, and I'm going I don't know how that's possible. If you've ever been to the South Side of Chicago, I mean, it's a disaster, all right? It's like Haiti, it's like -- I've been to Haiti a couple of times. I support some charities there, but Haiti just never gets better, no matter how much money you put in there because they don't have a system. And I said the government can't do it but, Obama really believes the government can do it.
Wow. I never even knew we had an earthquake on the south side. Wait, of course we didn't. So I wonder what Bill is talking about?

Hm.

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Daily Kitteh



"Shall we play a game, Professor Falken?"

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Tea Party Tragedy!

Oh noes!

A Tea Party convention billed as the coming together of the grass-roots groups that began sprouting up around the country a year ago is unraveling as sponsors and participants pull out to protest its expense and express concerns about "profiteering."

..."We are very concerned about the appearance of [Tea Party Nation, the convention organizer] profiteering and exploitation of the grass-roots movement," [Philip Glass, the national director of the National Precinct Alliance] said in a statement. "We were under the impression that T.P.N. was a nonprofit organization like N.P.A., interested only in uniting and educating Tea Party activists on how to make a real difference in the political arena."
Why, oh why, would he be so concerned about profiteering and exploitation by such good people?!
The convention, to be held in Nashville in early February, made a splash by attracting big-name politicians. (Former Gov. Sarah Palin of Alaska is scheduled to deliver the keynote speech.) But some groups have criticized the cost — $549 per ticket and a $9.95 fee, plus hotel and airfare — as out of reach for the average tea partier.
LOL! Ya think?!
And they have balked at Ms. Palin's speaking fee, which news reports have put at $100,000, a figure that organizers will not confirm or deny.
Apparently, Palin didn't get the memo that the going rate is $4.95.

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Today's Edition of "Conniving and Sinister"



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Strips One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, Ten, 11, 12, 13, 14, 15, 16, 17, 18, 19, 20, 21, 22, 23, 24, 25, 26, 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33, 34, 35, 36, 37, 38, 39, 40, 41, 42, 43, 44, 45, 46, 47, 48, 49, 50, 51, 52, 53, 54, 55, 56, 57, 58, 59, 60, 61, 62, 63, 64, 65, 66, 67, 68, 69, 70, 71, 72, 73, 74, 75, 76, 77, 78, 79, 80, 81, 82, 83, 84, 85, 86, 87, 88, 89, 90, 91, 92, 93, 94, 95, 96, 97, 98, 99, 100, 101, 102. In which Liss reimagines the long-running comic "Frank & Ernest," about two old straight white guys "telling it like it is," as a fat feminist white woman and a biracial queerbait telling it like it actually is from their perspectives. Hilarity ensues.

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Random YouTubery: Zombie Humphrey Bogart!



The Return of Doctor X (1939). Trailer transcript below the fold.


My mother told me she saw a clip of this movie that showed Bogart petting a big floppy white rabbit and saying, "Many people have died, due to...due to...circumstances." She thinks it's the forerunner to Blofeld's cat and Monty Python's Flopsy ("There, poor Flopsy's dead, and never called me mother!"; the secret service dentistry sketch). I tried to find the Bogart bunny clip, but to no avail.

X—weird symbol of humanity’s most dangerous secret. The forbidden barrier that science must never cross! But in an amazing climax to a revolutionary medical discovery, its terrible power is delivered into the ruthless hands of a man the world once destroyed—a revenge-haunted genius, taking his name from the unknown inferno from which he returns. Dr. X: the mark of a madman who lives to kill. And who must kill to live!

Rosemary Lane: Dr. Xavier?

Bogart: Yes, I am Dr. Xavier.

Rosemary Lane: You can’t be!

Bogart: I’ll be very careful. I’ve always been careful—even though I had to kill.

Rosemary Lane: (whispers) You’re the blood killer!

[scream]

Text on screen:
Back from the grave to find his betrayer! “The Return of Doctor X”

[gunshot]

Text on screen:
Starring Humphrey Bogart in his strangest portrayal

Wayne Morris following his trail of TERROR!
Rosemary Lane, Trapped by his Lust for Life! Dennis Morgan, Leading Science’s Battle Against his Unleashed Fury!

Bogart: You told them about me!

John Litel: I didn’t have to —they found out for themselves!

Bogart: You’re lying!

John Litel: Shhhh!

Bogart: Does he know everything?

John Litel: No, only that I brought you back to life.

Bogart: I should really kill you, Flegg, for what you’ve done to me.

John Litel: Only give me a little longer!

Bogart: One week—that’s all.

Detective: There’s a killer loose in the city and you can help us find him

Lya Lys: I told you I don’t know anything

Detective: What about that fella Kane?

Bogart: What about Kane?

John Litel: My work ended not in failure, but in disaster! Disaster for me, disaster for Mr. X. The necessity for additional transfusions of human blood became increasingly frequent. Gentleman, I am responsible for the—[gunshot]

Text on screen: “The Return of Doctor X” Thrilling advance into life’s weird “No Man’s Land”!

It’s Memorable Exciting Different!

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One Week

Shaker H2 sent me this awesomely hilarious video of a Lost fan named Mike from Long Island who wrangled his extended Italian family "to help him recreate key moments of the series." Definite spoiler warning if you're not up-to-date through the end of Season 5 yet.


[I don't even know how I'd begin to transcribe this video in a way that makes any kind of sense—it would be a lot of "middle-aged guy who is playing Jack and middle-aged woman who is playing Kate turn to younger guy who is playing Sawyer in this scene, which is a recreation the scene from Season One in which..."—so the above paraphrase will regretfully have to suffice.]

As I mentioned last week, Iain and I have been rewatching Season 5 to gear up for the sixth and final season of the Best. Show. Evarrrr. And as the last season progresses, I am getting increasingly quivery with excitement for Lost's return.

We just watched "Some Like It Hoth" last night, which is one of my favorite episodes of all time. I lurrrrrve the genesis of Miles and Hurley as Lost's Laurel and Hardy (or Abbott and Costello, if you prefer). And OMG '90s punk Miles with his fake eyebrow piercings (complete with actual fake eyebrow). Rage Against the Machine, man! LULZ.

Use this thread to SQUEEEEEE!, make predictions, ask questions, whatever you like. Just please be considerate and add a spoiler warning to the beginning of comments that contain Season 5 spoilers, for those who aren't quite finished with the last season yet. It only just came out on video recently, so there are a few Shaker Losties still getting caught up.

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Anti-Choice Gone Wild

This is terrifying:

Samantha Burton wanted to leave the hospital. Her doctor strongly disagreed, enough to go to court to keep her there.

She smoked cigarettes during the first six months of her pregnancy and was admitted on a false alarm of premature labor. Her doctor argued she was risking a miscarriage if she didn't quit smoking immediately and stay on bed rest in the hospital, and a judge agreed.

Three days after the judge ordered her not to leave the hospital, Burton delivered a stillborn fetus by cesarian-section.

And six months after the pregnancy ended, the dispute over the legal move to keep her in the hospital continues, raising questions about where a mother's right to decide her own medical treatment ends and where the priority of protecting a fetus begins.

...[Burton] voluntarily went to the hospital after experiencing symptoms she'd been told to look out for, he said.

But she didn't like the care she received at Tallahassee Memorial Hospital. She said her doctor, Jana Bures-Foresthoefel, was brusk and overbearing. Her lawyer [David Abrams] said bed rest for difficult pregnancies is a controversial issue because it can cause some complications like blood clots. Abrams said smoking by itself doesn't cause miscarriages.

The mother said she wanted the option to seek care at another hospital or to go home so she could care for her two daughters.

"I was desperately hoping to receive the care I needed to save my baby," Burton wrote in her statement. "However, after a few days there, I did not feel I was receiving the care I needed, and instead of being allowed to leave or go to another hospital, I found myself being ordered by a judge to stay at Tallahassee Memorial and submit to all medical care from its hospital staff, whether I agreed or not."
Burton, who says she hopes "nobody else has to go through what I went through" is appealing the judge's order that kept her in the hospital against her will and is not asking for a financial settlement; she "hopes to keep her case from setting a precedent for legal control over women with problem pregnancies" as she "worries it could prevent women from seeking prenatal care" if the decision is allowed to stand.

ACLU lawyer Diana Kasdan said if the ruling stands it would be a "horrible precedent" that "could lead to the state virtually taking over the lives of pregnant women, including telling them what they should or should not eat and drink and what medications they must take."

The judge who made the ruling asserts that the fetus' best interests (!) overrode Burton's privacy rights (and attached right to "choose or refuse medical treatment"), about which Burton's lawyer Abrams notes: "If you apply the best interest of the child standard, the woman becomes nothing more than a fetal incubator owned by the state of Florida."

I totally missed Blog for Choice Day last week, but here's what I said last year, which I would have reiterated:
I support choice for a very simple reason: I want it. I want choice—for myself, and for other women. And I trust women to make the best choices for themselves. That's about the long and the short of it.

All the rest—the hand-wringing, the shaming, the religion, the science, the assertions of certitude about when life begins—is just so much noise, is just so many different ways of qualifying why, exactly, women aren't fit to make decisions for themselves about their reproduction.

I trust women, and the only question I have for someone who rejects choice is: Why don't you?
I trust women. This ruling is the total fucking opposite of trusting women.

[H/T to Shaker Azzy.]

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Prop 8 Update

Shaker MorganP emails, which I am sharing with permission:

Here's a piece on the maddening recent developments in the Prop 8 Hearings, wherein we learn that supporters of the California ban on same-sex marriage have sought to invalidate the plaintiffs' case on the grounds that gay people have tons of political power and are not a politically oppressed group.

Except for the fact that, as the influence of the Prop. 8 campaign and the resulting state law indicates, they don't have enough power to gain access to their own constitutional rights.
The "expert witness" that the defenders of Prop 8 called to the stand, Kenneth Miller, a professor of political science at Claremont McKenna College, testified that "Gays and lesbians are able to achieve positive outcomes in the political process," a line evidently delivered without a trace of irony despite its being delivered amidst a trial in which the legislative centerpiece is gays and lesbians having failed to achieve a positive outcome in the political process.

Such ludicrous mendacity would be hilarious, if so many people's basic equality didn't hang in the balance.

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If It's Tuesday, It's Boehlert!

Has Fox News become an unregulated GOP campaign contribution? Boehlert makes a persuasive case:

With its open and aggressive cheerleading -- not to mention on-air fundraising -- for Massachusetts Republican Scott Brown last week, Fox News crossed yet another threshold in its unabashed transformation into a purely political entity. Now completely turning its back on producing any semblance of independent journalism, Fox News eagerly flaunts its role as GOP kingmaker.

That relentlessly partisan approach continues to raise fundamental questions about what role Fox News plays in our political culture and, thanks to its shameless GOP boosterism, whether the cable channel and its programming should fall under the jurisdiction of the Federal Election Commission. Meaning, does Fox News' gung-ho GOP campaign coverage double as a contribution to the Republican Party, a contribution that should be regulated?

...What Fox News is doing today, however, goes so far beyond broadcasting an editorial voice, skating so close to GOP campaign management, that it should no longer enjoy the distinction of a media exemption.
Read the whole thing here.

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Swell

Our old friends at the Guttmacher Institute: Following Decade-Long Decline, US Teen Pregnancy Rate Increases as Both Births and Abortions Rise.

For the first time in more than a decade, the nation's teen pregnancy rate rose 3% in 2006, reflecting increases in teen birth and abortion rates of 4% and 1%, respectively.

These new data from the Guttmacher Institute [pdf] are especially noteworthy because they provide the first documentation of what experts have suspected for several years, based on trends in teens' contraceptive use—that the overall teen pregnancy rate would increase in the mid-2000s following steep declines in the 1990s and a subsequent plateau in the early 2000s. The significant drop in teen pregnancy rates in the 1990s was overwhelmingly the result of more and better use of contraceptives among sexually active teens. However, this decline started to stall out in the early 2000s, at the same time that sex education programs aimed exclusively at promoting abstinence—and prohibited by law from discussing the benefits of contraception—became increasingly widespread and teens' use of contraceptives declined.

"After more than a decade of progress, this reversal is deeply troubling," says Heather Boonstra, Guttmacher Institute senior public policy associate. "It coincides with an increase in rigid abstinence-only-until-marriage programs, which received major funding boosts under the Bush administration. A strong body of research shows that these programs do not work. Fortunately, the heyday of this failed experiment has come to an end with the enactment of a new teen pregnancy prevention initiative that ensures that programs will be age-appropriate, medically accurate and, most importantly, based on research demonstrating their effectiveness."
Teenage mothers are disproportionately likely to be impoverished, and to stay impoverished. This is why undiluted support for comprehensive and fact-based sex education in public schools is necessary. It's why support for SCHIP is necessary. It's also, however, why healthcare reform that restricts poor women's access to abortion is crap. And why tax credits for the middle class, for which poor women don't qualify, are crap. And why spending freezes that target education and social programs are crap.

Solving the problems Bush created is about more than cutting spending and offering entitlements. It's about cutting spending wisely and offering entitlements without restrictive caveats, so that the people hurt by Bush's policies get the help they need, directly.

When you're on the bottom rung, trickle-down economics looks exactly the same whether it's supposed to trickle down from the upper class or the middle class.

Just sayin'.

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Quote of the Day

"I'd rather be a really good one-term president than a mediocre two-term president."President Barack Obama, in an interview with ABC's "World News" anchor Diane Sawyer yesterday.

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NQDTR Discussion Thread - T100126

Hiya, Shakers, time for another Discussion Thread for the Not Quite Daily Teaspoon Report!

This is the thread in which you may offer congratulations or admiration for a teaspoon or teaspooner. If you're posting with just congrats or admiration, though, do take a moment and check the thread to see whether other people have said so a number of times already. Remember that no one is required to read here just because they posted over there, so there's no guarantee you'll get a response to a given comment.

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The Not Quite Daily Teaspoon Report - T100126

Time for another Teaspoon Report, brought to you by Shaxco Flesh-Coloured Bandages, now available in both types of flesh: pink, and slightly-less-pink.

Leave comments here that describe an act of teaspooning you encountered or committed. They don't have to be big, world-shaking acts; by definition, a teaspoon is a small thing, but enough of them together can empty the ocean.

If you would like to discuss the teaspoons here reported, or even offer congratulations or your admiration to a fellow Shaker, we ask that you do so over here in the Discussion Thread for today's NQDTR.

Shaker bgk has been kind enough to get a Twitter-pated version out there for you young twittersnappers (and by the way, get off my lawn, you meddling kids! *shakes cane*). You can find the details about the Tweetspoons project right here. That runs all the time, as far as I'm aware (*grumblenewtechnologygrumble*), and we encourage you to let other people know that there's at least one tweetstream talking about just going out and doing good things for the human species.

Teaspoons up, let's hear 'em, Shakers!

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Bread and Teaspoons Twenty-One

Good morning (unless it isn't where you are, in which case I wish you Good $TIME_PERIOD), and welcome to this week's installment of Shakesville's networking post, Bread and Teaspoons*.

This is a (theoretically) weekly post, usually Tuesdays, providing a spot for Shakers to network a little with one another, see if we can help each other out some.

Also remember, if you’re running or part of a small business, you’re encouraged to drop links here for that. I’m happy to see Shakers makin’ their own way in whatever manner that is.


Here's how it works: There should be four sorts of comments here.

1) You comment here with any details of work you're seeking: where, what, that sort of thing. You give an e-mail address at which you can be reached - feel free to set up a special e-mail for it, if you don't want to post your regular one for the world to spam - and if another Shaker has a lead, they can contact you directly to pass it along.

A work-seeking comment should include:

  • - a short summary of the skillset you're seeking work with;

  • - a short summary of your experience

  • - where you're looking for work to happen

  • - your contact e-mail
Please do NOT include information such as your full name or telephone number, as this is and will remain a public post, and once posted, there's no taking it back (because it'll be spidered by a search engine, not because we don't want you to).

It is explicitly alright to comment to this each week with similar info.

For example, I might post a comment saying:

I'm a professional translator of French, German and Russian, with nearly 17 years of experience. I'm looking for basically any translation job, academic, commercial, personal, genealogical, you name it, with one exception: I do not currently have certification, so if you need a certified translator (usually for legal docs: birth certificates, divorce decrees, wills), you need someone else.

I am also available as a writer or editor, for academic, journalistic, creative, marketing-oriented or any other type of written communication. Basically, if you'll pay me, I'll write or edit it. My company website is found here.

You can contact me for business purposes through my business address, cait@cogitantes.net.


2) The second type of comment would be task offering: if you've got a job you think might suit someone here, consider posting it as a comment. Use the same guidelines as above: give general information here, and specific information when you exchange e-mails. An offered task might look something like this:

I have a doctoral thesis which needs proofing and editing by Thursday, is anyone available? You can reach me at ABDShaker@shakesville.miskatonic.edu.

3) The third kind of comment I'd love to see is success stories! We’d love to know when this works out, and people actually find some employment through our efforts. If you feel like sharing, tell us how it worked out for you. :)

**NEW CATEGORY ADDED**

4) If you’re a progressive working for or running a small business and would like to include a pointer to your business, you may do so. If you’ve never otherwise posted before here (i.e., you’re a lurker), I may check in with you to be certain you’re a Shaker and not a spammer. If it turns into a spamfest, or we start getting businesses that are of dubious progressive credentials, we may need to revisit this one, but let’s give it a try.

So, that's what we'd like to see.

What we do NOT want to see:
  • - recommendations/references, even for other Shakers - leave those for the contact phase of your negotiation

  • - rates info - again, leave this for the contact phase of your negotiation; we don't want to encourage bidding wars between Shakers

  • - illegal employment - whatever we may think of a given law against a certain activity, we don't want to put Shakesville in any awkward spots legally

  • - links to job search, agency or other sites - this is meant to be Shaker-to-Shaker, here, not a spamming point for other sites; only link to sites which are yours
So there. Have at it, Shakers, for Bread and Teaspoons!

Important disclaimers: Shakesville makes no endorsement or claim as to the capabilities of anyone commenting to this post, and anyone considering hiring someone should be prepared to treat it like any other business situation: DO YOUR DUE DILIGENCE. We're not doing any screening of this, so you'll want to make sure you check references, use safe-payment procedures (e.g., ask for a deposit), all the things you'd do when working with any stranger on the Internet. While this is intended for Shakers in general, remember that there is no real obstacle to being able to comment here, and do the things you need to do to keep yourself safe.

* As might be evident, this is an intentional reference to Bread and Roses, a longtime slogan of the left. In this case, though, my hope is that if we achieve steady bread, we will use it to power our teaspoon use.

The last several Bread and Teaspoons: Fifteen. Sixteen. Seventeen. Eighteen. Nineteen Twenty.

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The Third Term of George Bush Is Going Splendidly

And now a proposal that will make even Grover Norquist smile:

President Obama will call for a three-year freeze in spending on many domestic programs, and for increases no greater than inflation after that, an initiative intended to signal his seriousness about cutting the budget deficit, administration officials said Monday.

...The freeze would cover the agencies and programs for which Congress allocates specific budgets each year, including air traffic control, farm subsidies, education, nutrition and national parks.

But it would exempt security-related budgets for the Pentagon, foreign aid, the Veterans Administration and homeland security, as well as the entitlement programs that make up the biggest and fastest-growing part of the federal budget: Medicare, Medicaid and Social Security.
Exactly what I hoped a Democratic president would do: Freeze spending on education and exempt defense, so we can keep escalating wars we shouldn't be in.

My friend Steve notes that this proposal "fully embraces the conservative narrative, instead of using the power of the bully pulpit to explain why conservatives have it wrong." Absolutely right. And it took about two seconds for the GOP leadership to jump all over this hot mess and distance themselves from the ginormous deficit their party created.
Republicans were quick to mock the freeze proposal. "Given Washington Democrats' unprecedented spending binge, this is like announcing you're going on a diet after winning a pie-eating contest," said Michael Steel, a spokesman for the House Republican leader, Representative John A. Boehner of Ohio.
Awesome.

You know, I'm not going to mince words here: This is catastrophic. Optically, narratively, and practically. This is classic starve-the-beast conservatism, and, coupled with the giant corporate hand-outs and military expansion he's overseen, Obama is moving the Democrats even further rightward, while simultaneously alienating millions of young (and wildly disappointed) progressives from politics.

He is obliterating liberalism. This is unforgivable.

And I'm not alone in thinking so: Echidne: "Ominously, Obama's planned proposal to freeze some types of federal spending is seen as a way to start boiling the frog that is us." Digby: "Combined with the deficit fetishism, [the spending freeze] will tie his hands at the time he needs the most flexibility on jobs—and further destroy liberalism in the process." BTD: "Yes, the 'hippies' have now lost. But I doubt there are any winners outside the Tea Baggers and the GOP. The DLC rides again!"

Worse yet, this doesn't strike me as a particularly well thought-out plan. It seems reactionary—panicky and desperate. And thus incompetent. Which recalls to mind (yet again) a conversation I had not long ago with Mannion, in which I was ranting about my disappointment with Obama. "How can you possibly be disappointed with Obama when you had no expectations of him?" Mannion laughed. "One expectation!" I exclaimed in return. "I had ONE! That his administration would be competent. And they're not even that."

It's not like Obama snuck in through the back door and sprung on us some expansive, dastardly scheme to decimate the government. He walked in telling us precisely who he was (while allowing people-who-wanted-to think something else), and now he and his team are flailing and reaching for solutions from their Big Bag of Bipartisan Tricks, because they've never met a Republican to whom they didn't want to pander.

The destruction of the Left isn't even the objective. It's an unfortunate side effect, an afterthought (if that). And that's somehow worse.

You know, it's almost like progressives should have had a serious conversation about what kind of president Obama would really make, how he would really govern, when he kept telling us over and over and over that he wasn't a progressive.

But getting shouted at that I was a stupid, racist, man-hating traitor was fun, too.

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Two-Minute Nostalgia Sublime



The Velvelettes: "He Was Really Saying Something"

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Question of the Day

What is the strangest factoid you have stuck in your brain?

I couldn't possibly narrow it down to one. My brain is clogged with so much trivia, random film dialogue, old locker combinations, 30-year-old commercial jingles, bong resin, and other crap that I'm constantly (affectionately) mocked by everyone close to me.

After I recalled in an email exchange with Deeky just a few minutes ago a particularly obscure bit of dialogue that he couldn't identify, he replied, "LOL! How the hell would I remember that? I saw that movie like thirty years ago!"

Liss: I remember it!

Deeks: Like that means anything, lint trap! Your brain catches everything! I'm talking about normal people.

Which made me LOL for realz, big time. I sounded like Snagglepuss, and then a donkey braying.

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