What the Hell?



Shaker DesertRose

DesertRose laughs and
It's raining all day
She loves to be one of the girls
She lives in the place
In the side of our lives
Where nothing is
Ever put straight
She turns herself round
And she smiles and she says
"This is it

"That's the end of the joke"
And loses herself
In her dreaming and sleep
And her lovers walk
Through in their coats

Pretty in pink
Isn't she?
Pretty in pink
Isn't she?

[See also: Deeky, Liss, evilsciencechick, katecontinued, ClumsyKisses, Mistress Sparkletoes, Liiiz, Reedme, Mama Shakes, Mustang Bobby, RedSonja, MomTFH, Portly Dyke, SteffaB, Icca, Christina, Orangelion03, Car, Siobhan, InfamousQBert, Maud, Rikibeth, MishaRN, CLD, Cheezwiz, MamaCarrie, Temeraire, somebodyoranother, goldengirl, Liss (again), summerwing, yeomanpip, Susan811, bbl, Deeky (Part II), A Daily Shakesville Fan, Sami_J, liberalandproud Temeraire: Redux, Mama Shakes II, Bonus Deeky, OuyangDan, J.Goff, Iain, Talonas, The Great Indoors, gogo, kiwi_a, em_and_ink, Tik_bev, phdintraining, Deeky Freakhands, busydani, Jenny Anne, and rowmyboat.]

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Sunday Open Thread



Hosted by the Darth Vader Head Carrying Case, an indispensable
accessory for all the most discerning 1980's childhood nerds.

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Saturday Open Thread



Hosted by Harold & Maude.

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The Virtual Pub Is Open



TFIF, Shakers!

Beely up too the barr,
and name you're poussin!

Hmm, well, Disqus seems to be down, and I'm not sure how long that will last, so, in the interim, let's go ahead and use this alternative:

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Shaker Thumbs

Your opportunity to give a thumbs-up or thumbs-down to a product or service you'd recommend to other Shakers or warn them away from. Previously: One, Two, Three.

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This week, I'm giving a thumbs-up to the Crystal Body Deodorant Stick, which I finally tried thanks to a recommendation from Jorge (and a second from RedSonja and KarateMonkey).


I've been using it for a couple of weeks now, and I absolutely love it. Not only does my skin feel better and way less irritated (it's hypoallergenic and totally natural), the Crystal stick is also actually just more effective than a traditional deodorant. Iain tried it and immediately requested that I get him one, too!

Available for about $5 at Drugstore.com. And I'm guessing one stick will last me a year or more, so it's a good option for people who need to count pennies, too.

Thumbs way up!

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Daily Kitteh


"Pardon me—but could you please move those
remote controls? They're totally in my seat."


"Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz..."


"Can't talk now. I got feets to clean!"

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WANT



ZOMFG Harold & Maude Finger Puppets!!!!!!!eleventy!!!

If I had more money than I ever knew how to spend in 12 lifetimes, this is the kind of shit I'd buy. Sawyer's glasses and Harold & Maude Finger Puppets.

[H/T to Shaker eeebee.]

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Feel the Homomentum!

WOOT! Nadler! Baldwin! Polis! WOOT!:

The Advocate has learned that Democratic representatives Jerrold Nadler of New York, Tammy Baldwin of Wisconsin, and Jared Polis of Colorado will be introducing legislation to repeal the Defense of Marriage Act next Tuesday. A Democratic aide confirmed that a press conference to announce the bill will be held September 15 at 11 a.m. at the House Triangle.

...Nadler told the Bay Area Reporter in July that the bill would amount to a full repeal of DOMA, including Section 2, which advises states to disregard same-sex marriages that have been legally performed in other states, and Section 3, which prohibits the federal government from recognizing same-sex marriages.
Let's get this thing done, Dems! Call Obama's bluff and get that shit on his desk and make him sign it!

There are reportedly 50 co-sponsors on the bill already, though it hasn't officially been circulated.

Contact your representative and urge them to co-sponsor the legislation to repeal DOMA!

Teaspoons ahoy! o.oP

[H/T to Jill.]

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Headline of the Day

Spelling is a trap!

Spelling is so overrated anyway.

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For Deeky

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Today's Edition of "Conniving and Sinister"



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Strips One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, Ten, Eleven, Twelve, Thirteen, Fourteen, Fifteen, Sixteen, Seventeen, Eighteen, Nineteen, Twenty, Twenty-One, Twenty-Two, Twenty-Three, Twenty-Four, Twenty-Five, Twenty-Six. In which Liss reimagines the long-running comic "Frank & Ernest," about two old straight white guys "telling it like it is," as a fat feminist white woman and a biracial queerbait telling it like it actually is from their perspectives. Hilarity ensues.

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Random YouTubery: Covered in Bees!


[Full transcript below.]
Beekeepers as well. Beekeepers, yes. Beekeepers—they've got to want to be— "I want to be a beekeeper; I want to keep bees! I don't want 'em to get away; I want to keep 'em. They have too much freedom! I want bees on elastic, so when they get pollen they come back here! My father was a beekeeper before me, his father was a beekeeper before him. I want to walk in their footsteps, and their footsteps were like this: Ahhhhh! [runs around stage] Ahhhhh! I'm covered in bees! Ahhhh! Covered in bees!"

'Cuz that's your job, isn't it? They must lose it. Beekeepers must lose it occasionally. You know, you're there, you've got the netting, you've got two thousand bees [drones, mimes bees flying around his head], and essentially you're trying to steal honey [drones, mimes bees flying around his head].

"Morning, morning, morning, morning, morning. Hello. Hello. Knock knock. Coming in, hello. [mimes greeting bees and gathering honey] Look, there's a Ferrari over there! Can you see that Ferrari? Yes, it's going very fast, isn't it? Well, morning. Thank you."

They must be just walking back with all these bees around, and, at some point, they must go, "What the fuck am I doing?! I'm covered in bees! Help! I'm covered in bees!"

And you don't get the normal perks of a normal job, like people who work in an office. They have other people there; you can flirt, you know, you can [flirty and suggestive]: "Heyyyy. Hey, you're new here, aren't you? How are you getting on? Yeahhh. Bet you want a coffee. I was just gonna get a coffee; can I get you a coffee? I like my coffee like I like my women—in a plastic cup." [Makes confused, that-doesn't sound-right face.]

Beekeepers can't do that, with two thousand bees. [Drones, mimes bees flying around his head.]

[Mimes shouting from the beehive.] "Hello there, you in the street. You're new, aren't you?"

[Mimes person in street looking confused.] "Urh?!"

"Uh, do you want a cup of coffee? It's no problem, [Drones, mimes bees flying around his head.] No real problem."

"I don't want a cup of coffee from you; you're covered in bees!"

"I like my women like I like my coffee—covered in bees."

"Now back off, back off, back off, back off!"

"Ahhhh." [Mimes beekeeper running away.]

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Friday Blogaround

This blogaround brought to you by Shaxco, winners of the 2009 Covered in Bees Award for excellence in being covered in bees.

Recommended Reading:

Marcella: Illinois Paroled Rapist's Required GPS Monitoring Dropped Before 2 Additional Rapes Reported

Matttbastard: Red Red Meat (Or, Why Are Democrats Afraid of Getting Their Hands Bloody?)

Andy: Equality California Delivers 40K 'Harvey Milk Day' Petitions to Guv

Lauredhel: Monsters vs Aliens – Feminist Win, Feminist Fail?

Arturo: Comic Books & Race '09, Part One

BAC: In Memoriam - Nancy Minson

Resistance: What took so long?

And happy third blogiversary to Mr. Petulant!

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Rape Is Hilarious, Part 37

[Strong trigger warning.]

Shaker The Fat Lady Sings just emailed me about one of the most heinous examples of rape-hilarity, and simultaneously one of the most egregious examples of fauxgressivism, I've ever seen.

Someone has created a satirical website, to which I won't link or name in full, though I'm sure you can find it if you're really so inclined, suggesting that professional conservative asshole Glenn Beck raped and murdered a girl in 1990. The site greets you with:

Welcome

This site exists to try and help examine the vicious rumour that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990. We don't claim to know the truth -- only that the rumour floating around saying that Glenn Beck raped and murdered a young girl in 1990 should be discussed. So we're going to do our part to try and help get to the bottom of this.

Why won't Glenn Beck deny these allegations? We're not accusing Glenn Beck of raping and murdering a young girl in 1990 - in fact, we think he didn't! But we can't help but wonder, since he has failed to deny these horrible allegations. Why won't he deny that he raped and killed a young girl in 1990?
This site has been promoted in at least three diaries at Daily Kos (one of which, headlined "Is Glenn Beck Moving Us Towards a Rapetocracy?" has since been taken down).

Now, while I clearly understand and appreciate the point that's trying to be made here (as part of Beck's usual shtick is to make absurd and unfounded accusations against liberals to force them to deny the charges, thereby inextricably associating themselves with the charges), I almost can't think of a more wildly inappropriate and objectionable way to make it.

And I never cease to be amazed that people who understand that rape is one of the most horrific allegations that can be made (it's so much worse to satirically accuse Beck of rape and murder, than merely accusing him of murder would have been) continually fail to simultaneously acknowledge what a horrific crime rape is, which is precisely what makes shit like this spectacularly unfunny to its many, many victims.

I could spend another hour or two on this, quite frankly, but I doubt I'd say anything I haven't already said a thousand times before.

[Rape is Hilarious: Parts One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, Ten, Eleven, Twelve, Thirteen, Fourteen, Fifteen, Sixteen, Seventeen, Eighteen, Nineteen, Twenty, Twenty-One, Twenty-Two, Twenty-Three, Twenty-Four, Twenty-Five, Twenty-Six, Twenty-Seven, Twenty-Eight, Twenty-Nine, Thirty, Thirty-One, Thirty-Two, Thirty-Three, Thirty-Four, Thirty-Five, Thirty-Six.]

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Civil Discourse

Tom Tomorrow nails it. As always.

(Click pic to embiggen.)

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If It's Friday, It's A Douchebag!

Hey, remember Joe Wilson? He's the douchebag who belly-flopped his way into the national spotlight as America's Latest Embarrassment on the Right™ when he heckled the President Wednesday night. Well, all that who-the-hell-was-that? has resulted into a bit of googling and binging into his background. Which, it seems, may have unearthed at least one zombified skeleton in it. Wilson lists himself as a member of the Sons of Confederate Veterans. Who the hell are they, you ask?

The SPLC describes the Sons of Confederate Veterans as "a Southern heritage group ... largely dominated by racial extremists." I'm kinder in my assessment. I prefer to think of them as just a bunch of Regular Folks who yearn for a simpler time when one group of people were property belonging to another group of people, and those distinctions of class and commodity were made by something so simple and honest as the color of one's skin. The Good Old Days, as they're now known.

Wilson was also one of the self-proclaimed "Magnificent Seven" who fought to keep the Confederate flag flying above the South Carolina state capitol. Ironic, that, to anyone who's actually seen The Magnificent Seven. But then, Joe Wilson is no Steve McQueen. In fact, Joe Wilson is not even a Robert Vaughn.

So, I'm going to go out on a limb here and suggest that maybe Wilson's outburst was not because he let his "emotions get the best of [him]" but maybe because he just can't stomach the idea of a black man as his President and refuses to give him the respect he deserves.

By the way, though Wilson later apologized for the outburst, he followed up that totes sincere apology by commenting "I will not be muzzled." Which, you know, totally doesn't undermine his apology at all.

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Hell, Yes!

Another scene from NYC...





Hell, yes!

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OMG I Justice Sotomayor!

New Supreme Court Justice Sotomayor questions corporate personhood (emphasis mine):

In her first appearance as a U.S. Supreme Court Justice, Sonia Sotomayor questioned the concept of corporate personhood, which endows corporations with constitutional rights that persons enjoy.

The Wall Street Journal reported, regarding the oral arguments over Citizens United, that "Justice Sotomayor went further, suggesting that the court's error was not in upholding limits on corporate speech, but its far earlier decisions that first granted corporations the legal status of persons."

...JUSTICE SOTOMAYOR: [W]hat you are suggesting is that the courts who created corporations as persons, gave birth to corporations as persons, and there could be an argument made that that was the Court's error to start with, not Austin or McConnell, but the fact that the Court imbued a creature of State law with human characteristics.
Swoon. I love her.

For those who don't understand my passion about this particular issue, one of the things that corporate personhood entitles corporations to is free speech protections, and, because political donations are considered free speech, that's what paved the way for our Congress to be bought and sold by corporations.

It's not like I think this is going to change because Sotomayor questioned the decision, but I just love her endlessly for challenging it at all.

[H/T to Shaker TinaH.]

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9/11


Last weekend was not the first time I'd been back to New York since 9/11, but I was still struck (again) by the difference in the skyline. The ethereal outlines of the missing Twin Towers were, however, the only lingering reminder of that day eight years ago, at least to a visitor. Someone who hadn't spent much time in New York, who hadn't spent summers catching tadpoles in ponds at one of Queens' many cemeteries, who hadn't learned to ride a bike without training wheels over Glendale's shitty sidewalks, who wouldn't recognize instantly the taste of NYC tap water, might not even notice any difference at all, unless they walked by that place commonly called Ground Zero.

Which is not to suggest that life doesn't break down into before 9/11 and after 9/11 for many, or most, residents of the city—especially those who lost friends and family members in the attack, or in the rescue, or are losing them now because of dirty lungs and strange cancers. But that private pain is not something the people of New York share with the rest of us unbidden.

What they share with the rest of us is the open face and strong embrace of a city that wouldn't be felled by terror. Terrorism is a tactic, a strategy which can only win if its targets succumb to fear. And New York said: Fuck that.

In a way, ironically, that much of the rest of the country, who were not left with the smell of burning rubble in their noses, did not.

Of course, much of the rest of the country also doesn't understand that the people of New York City are patriots of a sort most of us don't have cause to be, and the city, with Lady Liberty standing in its harbor, eternally lifting her torch to the skies, is a damn patriotic town. It is a quintessentially American town, and I feel the force of our history—our industry, our art, our architecture, our people, our wealth, our bigotry, our freedom, our potential, our narrow cobblestone roads that became thrilling and infuriating and beautiful and disastrous multi-lane clusterfucks of cars, trucks, bikes, rickshaws, horses, and pedestrians—when I walk its streets. I feel life.

That is a testament to the people of New York who live it, who turn every day lived well into a day that remembers 9/11.

Today we also honor the victims and survivors of the crashes at the Pentagon and in Shanksvile, Pennsylvania. In April, President Barack Obama signed into law the Edward M. Kennedy Serve America Act, which recognizes September 11 as a National Day of Service and Remembrance.

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Two-Minute Nostalgia Sublime

Jem and the Holograms



Because Deeky's an asshole.

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