Actual Headline

[Trigger warning.]


Man poisoned wife in "ill thought-out" act of love:
A British pensioner who tried to poison his estranged wife so he could rekindle her love by nursing her back to health [has] received a 350-day prison sentence, suspended for two years, the Press Association reported. Judge Robert Brown also imposed an 18-month supervision order at Preston Crown Court.
Okay, first of all, he didn't try to poison her: He did poison her. He dropped mercury in her tea "at least five times," causing her to suffer "symptoms including forgetfulness, indigestion and headaches." The whole point is that he wanted to make her sick, and he did.

Secondly, THAT IS NOT AN ACT OF LOVE!!! A man who poisons his estranged wife in order to make her ill and vulnerable and dependent on someone for care, hoping that someone is him, isn't committing an act of love—he's committing a criminal act of extreme stupidity and voracious selfishness so profound that it is, in fact, the very opposite of love, prioritizing as it does his own needs over her life, which he is eminently willing to risk for his own gain.

Way to go, Reuters. There isn't enough conflation between "love" and "men doing violence to women" in our culture already. Men stalk women because they "love" them. Men hit women because they "love" them. Men rape women because they "love" them. Men kill their partners (and children) because they "love" them.

Enough.

Contact Reuters.

[H/T to Shaker Gegi.]

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Feel the Homomentum!

UK Edition: Lesbians given equal birth rights:

Women in same-sex relationships can now register both their names on the birth certificate of a child conceived as a result of fertility treatment.

Female couples not in a civil partnership but receiving fertility treatment may also both be registered.

The law change applies to female couples in England and Wales who were having fertility treatment on or after 6 April 2009.

...Stonewall's Head of Policy and Research Ruth Hunt said that as a result of the law change, life for lesbian families "isn't only fairer, it's also much easier".

She added: "As the law improves to provide further equality, knowing your new rights will help people make full use of the services they're entitled to. And, if discrimination occurs, the same knowledge can help them demand fair treatment.

"Now lesbian couples in the UK who make a considered decision to start a loving family will finally be afforded equal access to services they help fund as taxpayers."
There's no information on when the same right be extended to gay male partners using a surrogate, for example, and same-sex partners of both sexes who adopt, but that's certainly in the pipeline.

Even in Blighty, there's got to be conservative ding-a-lings warbling about the sanctity of marriage and whataboutthechildrenz:
Conservative MP Nadine Dorries told the BBC that the move undermined the traditional family model.

She said: "If we want to build a stable society, a mother and father and children works as the best model.

"We should be striving towards repairing and reinforcing marriage. I think this move sends out the exact opposite message."

...Dr Peter Saunders, of the Christian Medical Fellowship, criticised the move, telling the Daily Mail that the change would "create a legal fiction around the parentage of the children" which would then result in a "legal minefield" when it came to issues of maintenance and inheritance.

He was supported by Labour MP Geraldine Smith, who said: "To have a birth certificate with two mothers and no father is just madness."
MADNESS! What's next?! Travel to THE MOON?!

MP Nadine Dorries, Dr. Peter Saunders, and MP Geraldine Smith then collectively pooped their pants.

[H/T to Shaker The Bald Soprano.]

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Happy Blogiversary...

...to Crooks & Liars, celebrating FIVE YEARS of general awesomeness. Woot!

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What The Hell?



Shaker gogo

Happy first day of school, kids!.

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Two-Minute Nostalgia Sublime

Uchenna & Joyce Win the Amazing Race, 2005


I loved Uchenna & Joyce so much, and hated Rob & Amber and Ron & Kelly so thoroughly, that I felt like I won the Amazing Race when Uchenna & Joyce crossed the finish line.

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Sunday Night Open Thread



Hosted by Wayne Coyne. Is it gettin' heavy?

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Remembering Hurricane Katrina

by Shaker Renee, of Womanist Musings

On August 29, 2005 Hurricane Katrina hit New Orleans. It ravaged the Gulf Coast from central Florida to Texas. New Orleans was the most affected due to the levees breaking. Many evacuated before the storm hit landfall; however, those unable or unwilling to leave waited out the storm in their homes or in what was known as the place of last resort, the Super Dome. The water lingered for weeks because 80% of the city was flooded.

When former President George W. Bush looked back on this horrific natural disaster, at the end of his term, he spoke of how effectively the residents of New Orleans had been evacuated, however; it is certain, that the 1,836 dead would have had a different opinion, had they still been alive to tell their stories. Not only was Katrina a massive display of incompetence, it revealed the race and class divide, that has become a part of life in America to the world.

When one leads a hand to mouth existence, even though life and death may depend upon evacuation, it may simply be impossible to leave. Hurricane Katrina happened at the end of the month and those that are dependent upon governmental subsidies like welfare would have been at the end of their resources. Assuming that they had a vehicle to leave in; how were they going to pay for an extended stay in a hotel and food? Quite often, motel owners will raise their rates, when they know that a large number of people will be seeking shelter. The law of supply and demand does not take into account human lives.

The nation watched in horror, as it became evident that those swimming for their lives were largely Black. This was not the dream that Martin spoke of, where is the long awaited mountaintop? Even the reporting on Hurricane Katrina was largely tinged with racism, as Blacks were accused of looting, while Whites were merely forging for supplies. All of the major news outlets were there broadcasting in solemn tones about the human tragedy and yet no one bother to report on the murders of Blacks in Algiers Point. Anyone stumbling into that area risked being shot, as White vigilantes strove to protect what they deemed to be theirs. In a documentary on this event, two members of the community stated:

"It was great!" said one vigilante. "It was like pheasant season in South Dakota, if it moved you shot it ... I am no longer a Yankee."

A woman responded, "He understands the N word now. In this neighbourhood we take care of our own."
Even amongst the vulnerable, Whiteness continued to exist with the ability to act with impunity. No investigation was launched by the state regarding the shooting of Blacks, revealing that in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina, racism continued to factor into the governments decisions on which bodies are considered valuable.

The survivors of Hurricane Katrina were housed in trailers, which were later to be revealed to be formaldehyde death boxes. The crime rate in these makeshift communities soared as residents experienced depression and desperateness. Many are just barely surviving, with no way to rebuild even the meager homes they once had. Construction in New Orleans is well underway, with planners ensuring that not only would the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina reveal a changed landscape but a radically different population density, by failing to rebuild affordable housing. Many who initially felt sympathy for the survivors, now display a shocking lack of empathy, as they fail to grasp that the same cycle of poverty that prevented the survivors from leaving years ago, now subjects them to sub-standard living conditions.

Hurricane Katrina still haunts the United States because no lessons were learned despite the size of the tragedy. After the civil rights movement ended, many were content to believe that the disparity due to racism was a thing of the past and yet the inner cities told a different tale. Blacks have loudly argued that racism is a systemic force, that continues to affect every aspect of their lives and yet silence is the response from Whiteness. Hurricane Katrina arrived to devastate the Gulf Coast and there could be no denying which bodies lived in privilege and yet, years later, African Americans are still accused of playing the race card, being overly sensitive, and holding onto the past.

Since then, Obama has been elected as the first African American president, and yet there have been no fundamental changes to the system. Far too many Blacks are purposefully under-educated, which sets them up for a lifetime of poverty. Police violence against bodies of color has escalated, as Whiteness fights a battle to maintain its power. If a natural disaster were to happen in another large urban center, the same result would occur because the social hierarchy continues to exist. The capitalist system of exchange further ensures that those that are of color lack the means to be able to pull themselves out of poverty. We have simply resolved to continue on this path, though it has been revealed in real and startling ways, how devastating it can be to those that own the status of "other."

[Cross-posted.]

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Saturday Open Thread



Hosted by my BFF Helen Thomas.

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The Virtual Pub Is Open



TFIF, Shakers!

Belly up to the bar,
and name your poison!

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Vloggin' with Blogginz, Episode 2

[Episode One.]


[Also available at Daily Motion. Full transcript below.]
Title Card: Vloggin' with Blogginz

KBlogz: Hey, everybody at Shakesville! This is me, Kenny Blogginz, and I'm here with another one of my fabled book reviews. [Liss snickers.] Do you wanna see a book that's got a really great cover on it?

Liss: Yeah!

KBlogz: [picks up book] It's the Red Wizard! [edit; close-up of book cover] Just, just look at his face. [points to the face of Ryan the Red Wizard, which looks vaguely pissy] Just look at the expression that the artist managed to capture in that—this is, this is Ryan.

Liss: And there's a rainbow behind him!

KBlogz: There's a rainbow behind him. [traces rainbow with fingers]

Liss: He's got a cape…

KBlogz: [points at cape] He's wearing a red cape. Um, he's holding a crayon!

Liss: And he's got a jaunty pose, I have to say.

KBlogz: He's got a very jaunty pose. Um, he looks like a very, um, he looks, he looks like a clever boy! [Liss laughs] He looks like an adventurous young boy.

Liss: He does indeed.

[edit]

KBlogz: This is the only copy I've ever seen.

Liss: Where did you get it?

KBlogz: The Salvation Army.

Liss: Uh-huh. Is that a library book?

KBlogz: It is a library book [opens cover to reveal library card] from…an elementary school, I guess. Now it's here with me.

Liss: Lucky!

KBlogz: And the Red Wizard, uh, [opens cover to read] is about a tiny boy named Ryan DeWitt, and he thinks his parents don't like him. And why else would they drag him on a boring family vacation, where there's nothin' to do but listen to the gulls? And Ryan's father can never seem to understand Ryan thirst for excitement, ya dummies! [sighs exasperatedly; puts hand on hip] He has his mind set for Ryan to inherit and expand on the family business. Sounds boring!

Liss: It sure does. 'Cuz I bet the family business isn't, like, wizardry or anything.

KBlogz: No! This is, this vacation is meant to relieve his father's work-related stress, but, uh, Ryan just keeps day-dreaming, and his dad gets really mad at him, and then—wouldn't you know it? That's right when he gets transported to a mystical landscape!

Liss: [laughs] Holding a red crayon. A red Crayola crayon, I notice.

KBlogz: Well, I started reading it, and, basically, the plot is that having a red crayon, like—y'know, pigments were a lot harder to come by in the past, and also in, like, Narnia or whatever.

Liss: Mm.

KBlogz: So that's slightly more valuable there.

Liss: The red crayon?

KBlogz: Yeah.

Liss: It's like a currency in a different dimension.

KBlogz: Sort of. And there's like a magic wizard who sort of, you know, gives him sandwiches and stuff.

[Liss laughs; edit]

KBlogz: [reading] Soon, though, Ryan has to confront deadly danger from a young warlock named Rudd.

Liss: Paul Rudd?

KBlogz: No, it's just Rudd.

Liss: Mm.

KBlogz: Ryan—And, in order to defeat him, Ryan must learn to face his own fear of the warlock's powers!

Liss: Are you sure it's not Paul Rudd? And the warlock is Judd Apatow?

KBlogz: Paul Rudd is Judd Apataow!

Liss: [gasps] What?!

KBlogz: [laughs] I mean, the warlock is Rudd! Judd Apatow is a very powerful necromancer. [Liss laughs] With this new knowledge of himself, and through the deep magic behind colors, Ryan is ready to face returning home. It looks like returning home might just be the hardest part of the whole mystical journey.

[edit]

KBlogz: [holding book next to face and singing, Creed-like] Red Wizard! Red Wizard! Red Wizard! Red Wizard!

[edit]

Liss: Did you wear your red cape in honor of the Red Wizard?

KBlogz: [who is wearing a red hoodie tied around his neck like a cape] Yeah! I did.

Liss: And what about your trucker hat?

KBlogz: Trucker hat has an M on it—and that stands for magic.

[edit]

KBlogz: I love Red Wizaaaaaaaaard!!!

Title Card: The End!!!

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Civic Pride

I live in a pretty cool and fairly progressive town, all things considered. We've a crazy tree-hugging mayor whose pants are so spunked up over reducing congestion and pollution he's spent most of the city's money painting bike lanes everywhere (as we're trying to scrape together money to pay for firing up street-lights (oh, and did I mention we've a problem with street crime here? Never mind that!)) We've three colleges downtown (including one of the finest journalism schools in the Midwest), a huge student population, a book store called The Peace Nook, two gay bars, and every one of our Quiznos have gone out of business. I mention that last bit partly because the space one formerly occupied has found a new tenant. This is a pretty cool town, but every once in a while something like this comes along:


This is one business I will not be supporting.

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Daily Kitteh


"Kiss it."


"I'm not looking at you."


"Nope."

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Mods Get To See The Darnedest Things

Archaic verb forms, for example. Now, it's never occurred to me to use "concrete" as a verb. But "concrete" is a perfectly cromulent, though archaic, verb. You learn something every day. After reading the following comment from the moderation queue of today's Conniving and Sinister, I looked up "concrete" to confirm that it can in fact be used to mean "to make real or concrete instead of abstract". My Webster's widget lists this as an "archaic" usage and gives this example: "concreting God into actual form of man". Here is the context from my mod queue:

Fat Princess (the game) Please understand that a game is a game. I have played it and for me, playing it does not make me dislike fat people, in fact, I have many friends who are bigger than me. By condemning the game, you are helping concrete the unspoken idea that fat people are disliked and also that being unhealthy is -okay. I do not support either view, with greater emphasis against obesity. Thanks. P.S. Since this is a feminist site I must make my concern known: I suggest you lobby for male prison terms to be applied to women. I find it unfair how some women get off the hook at a lesser sentence.
My concerned, well-meaning language professor gets bonus points for bringing Fat Princess up out of nowhere. Fat Princess is truly the Gift of Trollery that Keeps on Giving. Further bonus points for concern trolling that actually uses the word "concern". Fie on subtlety! Yet more points for evoking "I have some friends who are fat", and even more still for the dollop of "we can't have fatty-boom-balatties thinking they might actually be healthy the way they are!"

Also rich: suggesting that the dislike of fat folks is an "unspoken" idea, and that there are special, harsher "male" prison terms. The FAIL is strong with this one, my friends.

But thanks for the verbular education, trollio.

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This Is Getting Monotonous

Yet again, a Canadian citizen waits in Kenya for the government to recognize their Canadianness.

If only this were new news. Once again, a Canadian citizen is disbelieved and stranded abroad, and once again, the government is making little to no effort to help him come home.

Now, I wonder if we can discern any possible trait which these Canadians have had in common? What leaps out at me is, they're immigrant citizens, and they've had the bad taste to have dark skin. So obviously, no one could have any belief in their citizenship, amirite? I mean, we all know real Canadians have pale skin and Scottish last names, no? Well, except for the ones who have pale skin and French last names.

Once again, I am left encouraging my fellow Canadians to write to your MPs, and other Shakers to write to Canadian embassies or consulates:

Who's your local MP?



Where's the nearest Canadian diplomatic mission?


Politely but firmly let these officials know that Canadians and the rest of the world are watching, and expecting appropriate respect for the rights of citizens, no matter their birthplace or colour.

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In Shit You Can't Make Up

In her first health care town hall of the August recess, Minnesota Republican Rep. Michele Bachmann faced a volatile crowd looking for answers on the future of health care in America.

...At times tempers flared at the forum, with constituents shouting at one another.

LeRoy Schaffer, a St. Francis city council member, dressed in a tuxedo and top hat for the occasion. Shaffer got visibly emotional asking Bachmann about the future of health care and the role of special interests in Washington.

"I'll be danged if I am going to give up my Social Security because of socialism," Schaffer said, before being booed by the crowd. (link)
Social Security, of course, is a socialist program.

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Friday Blogaround

Today's super-sized blogaround is brought to you by Shaxco, makers of Telescopic Male Gaze Blockers: specially designed for the effective blockage of Don Rumsfeld's Telescopic Male Gaze.

Zuska: Who Needs Health Insurance When You Can Sponsor a Car Wash?!?! Friends and family of uninsured shooting victim Heather Sherba raise money for her medical bills by washing cars.

Maud Newton: On the melding of fact and invention in fiction II

David DiSalvo at Neuronarrative: I Must Be Guilty--The Video Says So. Researchers find that subjects confess to thefts they did not commit when faced with fake video evidence of their “crimes”.

Rosalind Joffe: When Chronic Illness and Marriage Collide

Suzie at Echidne of the Snakes: Looking Down on the South

Stephen Fry: Confession. Fry "registers his retinal striations" with the U.S. Department of Homeland Security. "If you can picture the response of a US immigration official asked to reschedule a biometric session because it clashes with a game of cricket then you can picture a stolid stare of stony disbelief."

Ideas in Food: Reheating the Pizza

Jade Park: A is for Aub Zam Zam

In the Haight, just a few blocks from Golden Gate Park, in the heart of hippiedom, sits a very un-hippie place: the Aub Zam Zam room. A martini bar. And inside the bar used to reside a very decidedly anti-hippie bartender: Bruno. Bruno Mooshei, to be exact (Bruno passed away about nine years ago but the bar still remains). And Bruno hated hippies. I watched him kick person after person out of the bar with a frank, “I’m going to have to ask you to leave,” or “I think you would like it a lot better at the bar down the street.”
This piece is part of Alphabet: A History, which is a blog effort to write one's way through the alphabet with a series of memoir pieces, one for each letter. See also Park's B is for Boys, Charlotte's Web's A is for Africa, Everything In Between's A is for Anna, and City Wendy, who seems to have started it all.

San Francisco Museum of Modern Art Blog: Four Dialogues 4: On Elaine May
Some history first. Mike Nichols and Elaine May meet at the University of Chicago, two young American Jews who “loathed each other on sight.” Both had studied the Stanislavski Method, and were part of The Compass, a nightclub group that pioneered sketch improv comedy in the mid-1950s. (Compass would later become The Second City, a crucible for many of the actors on Saturday Night Live, Strangers with Candy, The Daily Show etc.) In 1957 Nichols and May split off and become immensely successful, quickly getting spots on TV and then on Broadway, releasing records, and so on. Then in 1962 they break up. And there is an ambition, on both of their parts, to bring their style of comedy to Hollywood. Nichols make Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf? (1966), which wins awards, and The Graduate (1967), which is a huge commercial success. May writes plays and enters cinema a bit later, as a writer and actress. She’s perhaps less instantly successful, but eventually starts directing too; her films are A New Leaf (1971), The Heartbreak Kid (1972), Mikey and Nicky (1976), and the notorious Ishtar (1987). For her part, critic Pauline Kael deplores the influence their style of comedy has on movies in the late 1960s. “Nichols-and-May” becomes a kind of shorthand for her, for a “crackling, whacking style [that] is always telling you that things are funnier than you see them to be.” (from Reeling, 1976)

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Today's Edition of "Conniving and Sinister"



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Strip One, Strip Two, Strip Three, Strip Four, Strip Five, Strip Six, Strip Seven, Strip Eight, Strip Nine, Strip Ten, Strip Eleven, Strip Twelve, Strip Thirteen, Strip Fourteen, Strip Fifteen, Strip Sixteen, Strip Seventeen. In which Liss reimagines the long-running comic "Frank & Ernest," about two old straight white guys "telling it like it is," as a fat feminist white woman and a biracial queerbait telling it like it actually is from their perspectives. Hilarity ensues.

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In Awesome Things Found in My Inbox

The following arrived in my inbox last night from Kenny Blogginz under the subject heading "Kenny Singinz." There was no additional commentary; this was the whole email. (I literally cried with laughter.)

A lot of people told me they loved my cover of "Eye of the Tiger," the Rocky theme song. Hopefully, these lyrics can change your life as they have mine.

Risin' up,
hittin' the streets,
tie the laces of my punch-gloves.

Jogging town,
getting real sweaty
losing weight to punch the bad guys.

Cuz it's the eye of the tiger
when you're fighting that guy
and he punches you right in your mustache.

Eye of the tiger when you're farting in bed
and you pull up the covers; Dutch Oven!!

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Blog Note

Shaker Socchan emails: "I just figured out how to edit comments in the new system. This page seems universal enough that you should be able to use it, so here's hoping."

As long as I'm logged in while clicking on it, it's taking me to a page where I can edit my comments, so *touch wood* this should work for everyone.

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Quote of the Day

This week, our chefs cooked for joint bachelor/bachelorette parties, and Ashley spoke articulately about her dismay and discomfort cooking to celebrate an upcoming wedding when gay people are still denied the right to wed throughout most of the world. I’m going to go out on a limb and say a few words about same-sex marriage: First of all, part of the problem with the issue is that it is framed by opponents as a discussion of whether gay people should get special rights. This is specious – yes, special legislation or court decisions grant them the right to wed in a particular state, however this is done to ensure that they share equal protection under the law by finally being able to avail themselves of the same rights as everyone else. They are not seeking special treatment, just equitable treatment. [...] The institution of marriage should be available to all. The idea that you can have a life-long partner and not make decisions for them in a hospital, not share in insurance benefits, not automatically have parental rights unless you are the birth parent, is just flat-out wrong.--Tom Colicchio, on Top Chef's sixth season wedding challenge.

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