Today's Edition of "Conniving and Sinister"



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Strip One, Strip Two, Strip Three, Strip Four, Strip Five, Strip Six, Strip Seven, Strip Eight, Strip Nine. In which Liss reimagines the long-running comic "Frank & Ernest," about two old straight white guys "telling it like it is," as a fat feminist white woman and a biracial queerbait telling it like it actually is from their perspectives. Hilarity ensues.

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RIP Bob Novak

Conservative columnist Bob Novak has died from his battle with brain cancer, first made public last July shortly after Novak was involved in a hit-and-run accident.

Chicago Sun-Times columnist Robert Novak, one of the nation's most influential journalists, who relished his "Prince of Darkness" public persona, died at home here early Tuesday morning after a battle with brain cancer.

"He was someone who loved being a journalist, loved journalism and loved his country and loved his family," Novak's wife, Geraldine, told the Sun-Times on Tuesday.
In recent years, Novak was most well-known professionally for being the columnist who remorselessly outed CIA operative Valerie Plame, in what many suspect (but Novak denies) was collusion with GOP operative Karl Rove, in a repeat performance of a 1992 incident in which Rove was fired by the campaign of George H.W. Bush for leaking information to Novak.

If Mr. Novak is right and I am wrong, and there is a god to meet him in an afterlife, may zie show Mr. Novak precisely as much compassion as he showed others during his lifetime.

[H/T to Space Cowboy.]

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The Trials and Travails of Transness: Trans Women in Women's Sports

by Shaker Alexmac, a transgender woman studying at the University of Florida.

[Part 5 in an ongoing series. Part 1 is here; Part 2 is here; Part 3 is here; Part 4 is here.]

[Some of the links have a trigger warning.]

The topic of trans women in women's sports has been brought up again recently due to a UK boxer, Mercedes Newbiggin, transitioning to become female. Her transition has brought out the typical transphobic responses, such as this gem from the conservative Fox News show Red Eye (Google it if you want; I am not going to link to them) with a panelist suggesting a show called "Million Dollar Tranny" and using the wrong pronouns. It is not anything new being slung at a prominent trans person.

Because she plans on competing in women's boxing after her transition, there's a whole extra level of vitriol, as can be seen in this webpage (check out the delightful comments). This echoes an earlier brouhaha about a trans woman who won the women's long drive competition.

The biggest complaint about trans women competing in women's sports is that they have an unfair advantage over cis women. While trans women who have male levels of testosterone do have a larger muscle mass then cis women, after a certain amount of time on hormones, the average muscle mass of transitioning trans women is no different than the average for cis women. Any advantage they had due to the influence of male hormones is gone. This is covered very well at the Women's Sport Foundation. Fortunately, progress has been made in letting trans women, who have undergone hormone replacement therapy and surgery, participate in high level sports where there tends to be the biggest problems.

The challenges these women face is the same that all trans people have to face. Our gender is not seen as real or authentic and for we are transitioning for some sort of benefit. An example of the theme can be found in this quote:

In golf we've all witnessed Michelle Wie's attempts to compete with the men, and we've watched her fail on every occasion. Most women wouldn't even dare try. But surely any member of the PGA Tour would have incredible success if he went Juwwana Man and joined the LPGA Tour, right?

Granted, the Long Drive Association isn't the prototypical professional golf tour, but the U.S. Women's Open is governed by the USGA and that means a transwoman could compete in that event.

I have a hard time believing that surgery, testosterone inhibiting drugs and a good degree of mental manipulation can erode all traces of masculinity. Who would you give better odds of hitting a golf ball farther, little Paula Creamer or a lady who used to rough up gang members for a living as a 245-pound man and just so happened to be an above average golfer?

Regardless of whether or not I believe gender transformation should be an acceptable social practice, it really has no place in sports. Under no circumstances should a two-year hiatus, some expensive surgery and a cocktail of drugs allow someone to play from the forward tees.
With all the criticism and attacks that she is going to face, I just have to tell Mercedes: You go girl! Don't let the haters keep you down.

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Terrible Bargain Follow-Up 1

On Friday, I wrote a post called The Terrible Bargain We Have Regretfully Struck, which hit a nerve with a lot of readers.

As I explained in the comments of that thread, one of the things I notice in comments a lot here are references, sometimes oblique and slightly embarrassed, sometimes blunt and angry, to female Shakers' upsetting interactions with the men in their lives about whom they care. The subject is one of the most popular themes of emails I get from Shaker women: I'm paying more attention to the things my male partner/my father/my brother/my male best friend says, and I'm challenging him more, and I am scared that if I said everything I wanted to say, our relationship would explode into a million pieces.

It is a discussion that Shaker women talk around a lot, but never quite have in detail, that men we love express misogyny, and that it is alienating, functionally undermining the intimacy of the relationship and, sometimes, the entire relationship itself. It's so much easier to talk about misogyny emanating from men who don't care about us, and about whom we don't care. This is a much more difficult subject—and I have been trying to find a way to broach it in a meaningful way for awhile.

I was asked in comments to find a way to keep this conversation going, and I plan to do that with a series of related discussion questions. This is the first post in that series, and I'll begin with some questions (for both women and men) that is a logical continuation from where the thread had naturally progressed and what (I think) is what people now want to discuss: What has the fall-out been, if any, since reading that post? Any internal realizations? Any consequences for your relationship? Did you direct a partner, friend, or family member to the post? What was hir reaction?

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Healthcare Open Thread

Recommended Reading:

New York TimesAlternate Plan as Health Option Muddies Debate: "The White House has indicated that it could accept a nonprofit health care cooperative as an alternative to a new government insurance plan, originally favored by President Obama. But the co-op idea is so ill defined that no one knows exactly what it would look like or how effectively it would compete with commercial insurers."

Ezra Klein explains the difference between a public option and a co-op.

Steve Benen: Now the GOP is against co-ops, too.

Washington PostPublic Option Called Essential: "Several leading Democrats voiced concern Monday about an apparent White House shift on health-care reform, objecting to signals from senior administration officials that they would abandon the idea of a government-run insurance plan if it lacked the backing to pass Congress."

Greg Sargent: Sixty House Liberals To White House: No Public Option, No Health Care Reform

CBS—Thousands Quit AARP Over Health Reform: "CBS News has learned that up to 60,000 people have cancelled their AARP memberships since July 1, angered over the group's position on health care. ... Many are switching to the American Seniors Association, a group that calls itself the conservative alternative."

Discuss.

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Hey!

Know what's hilarious? Stalking! Especially when it's magical.


Stalking by a ragtag group of inappropriate suitors hasn't looked like this much fun since There's Something About Mary!

Actually, at least the Farrelly Brothers had the good sense to make it rather plain that stalking is a criminal act done by disturbed reprobates. When in Rome, on the other hand, makes it the lady's fault. (Why, there's an original twist!) If only she hadn't been so uppity and greedy with her wanting love and all, those men never would have stalked her and harassed her and painted her naked image on the side of a building!

So stop being all in a big rush to find love, ladies. Until we put out another movie about a woman on the verge of spinsterhood to encourage you to get busy marrying and making babies with the next douchehound to come along. At least until the next film about how ladies who actively search for love are desperate weirdos!

Say, that reminds me! Wouldn't a ladystalker film be awesome? It sure would, don't you think, Sandra Bullock?!


Sigh.

[H/T to Shaker Julia for the When in Rome trailer. Stalking is Hilarious: Parts One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven.]

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Two-Minute Nostalgia Sublime

The New McDLT



Sing it, Jason Alexander!

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What The Hell?



Shaker Sami_J

What the hell????

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Question of the Day

Suggested by Shaker napalmnacey: Who's one of your favourite non-conventional and/or off-the-beaten-path celebrity crushes?

Explains napalmnacey: "I was just watching Ghost Hunters International and thinking of all my non-conventional crushes. Like, the other day, I realised I totally grok the Fourth Doctor Who played by Tom Baker. Oh, and why did I think of the question watching GHI? Barry Fitzgerald. He's hot and Irish and an older gentleman. I gotta admit, that kind makes me hot under the collar."

I might have mentioned once or twice that I fancy Chef Tom Colicchio.

Iain says: "Hillary Clinton. Back in the day, I was quite willing and able to help her wreak her revenge on Bill."

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Photo of the Day

BELBRADE, MT - AUGUST 14: Garrett Hohn of Rexford, Montana protests outside a town hall meeting on health care attended by President Barack Obama in a hangar at Gallatin Field Airport August 14, 2009 in Belgrade, Montana. Via.
I trust we'll see him at the next pro-choice rally. Ahem.

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Quote of the Day

"Because I can do it. In Arizona, I still have some freedoms."Chris, who would not give his last name, asked why he was "carrying an assault rifle and a pistol outside the VFW Convention in Phoenix where President Obama spoke today." It is indeed legal to carry displayed firearms in public under Arizona law.

Related Reading: Scary Times, Put This in Your "Keep for Later" File.

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Assvertising

by Shaker Rehmeyer

Previously in Assvertising, Liss featured a Twix commercial about a guy who asks a girl to go back to his apartment, and when she balks, he "chews it over with a Twix" and says it's to "blog about our ideals," so she agrees.

I saw another episode in this series this weekend. The guy brings the girl back to his apartment, which is a complete mess. He "chews it over with a Twix" and declares that he's been robbed, to get sympathy sex from the girl. While trying to find a YouTube copy of the "I've Been Robbed" commercial, I found that you can play the Nice Guy Game, err, "Get the Girl," yourself at Twix's website. You start with the original commercial at the party, then move through the series, and it's like a Choose Your Own Adventure, where you tell the guy whether to be sincere or a manipulator in order to get laid, and, even if you choose sincerity, after that scene, it forges you forward with the manipulative scene, until you arrive at the apartment:

Guy: Yeah, this is just my uptown apartment. My downtown apartment is still being renovated to go green. Yeah, I'm pretty into the environment.

Girl: Wow. Ahhh. [looks around messy apartment; makes face] So, um, where do we log on?

Guy: Oh, uhhh— [scratching record sound; he 'chews it over with a Twix'] Oh no!

Girl: What?!

Guy: My computer is gone! What kind of criminal would do such a thing?

Girl: And they completely trashed your place!

Guy: Yeah! That, too.

Girl: Oh, you poor thing. Gosh, just think, like an hour ago, this place was crawling with criminals. It's so—that's just so dangerous. So…sexy. [she starts walking her fingers up his chest]

Guy: Okay!
I started wondering what the next logical progression in the commercial series would be. Perhaps:

Girl: Do you have VD?
[Guy 'chews it over with a Twix']
Guy: In fact, I do not.

or

Girl: Do you have a condom?
[Guy 'chews it over with a Twix']
Guy: I actually just recently had a vasectomy. You know, because of blogging.

But it is not to be. When you score at the end, you get a message: "You've chewed it over successfully. Twix salutes you."

There's a "note to parents" link at the bottom of the screen, but it's about information gathering and privacy. Not, you know, about apologizing for teaching kids that this sort of behavior is okay.

I'd just like to add that twix.com, by turning the commercial into an interactive game, has turned one bad spot about some lying idiot at a party into a sexual predator training simulator. With a lot of these things, there's some kind of "reward" for completing the game—wallpaper downloads, coupons, an outtakes video—but here, there's no obvious reward for playing "Get the Girl." Your successful comprehension of what is needed to lie to women for sex is the prize.

[Assvertising: Parts One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, Ten, Eleven, Twelve, Thirteen, Fourteen, Fifteen, Sixteen, Seventeen, Eighteen, Nineteen, Twenty, Twenty-One, Twenty-Two, Twenty-Three, Twenty-Four, Twenty-Five, Twenty-Six, Twenty-Seven, Twenty-Eight, Twenty-Nine, Thirty, Thirty-One, Thirty-Two, Thirty-Three, Thirty-Four, Thirty-Five, Thirty-Six, Thirty-Seven, Thirty-Eight, Thirty-Nine, Forty, Forty-One, Forty-Two, Forty-Three, Forty-Four, Forty-Five, Forty-Six", Forty-Seven, Forty-Eight, Forty-Nine, Fifty, Fifty-One,Fifty-Two, Fifty-Three,Fifty-Four, Fifty-Five, Fifty-Six, Fifty-Seven, Fifty-Eight, Fifty-Nine, Sixty, Sixty-One, Sixty-Two, Sixty-Three, Sixty-Four, Sixty-Five, Sixty-Six, Sixty-Seven, Sixty-Eight, Sixty-Nine, Seventy, Seventy-One, Seventy-Two.]

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Daily Kitteh


Couch Potatoes


Stair Master

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Monday Blogaround

This blogaround brought to you by Shaxco, makers of Iain's Cold Compresses, for stubborn Scotsmen and other hard-headed ding-a-lings.

Recommended Reading:

Marcella: Carnival Against Sexual Violence 76

Andy: White House Calls DOMA 'Discriminatory' in New Court Filing

Resistance: Well, That's Irony for You

Rachel: Weekly News Round-Up

And District 9 is now actually not something about which Iain or I is excited to see any longer: CleoJones, Nicole Stamp, Arturo García, Avalon's Willow. Yeah. We'll take our money elsewhere.

Leave your links in comments...

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Open Thread: Abortion Experiences

Shaker Kirsten wrote to me with the note that she's terminating a pregnancy, which is something she's never done before, and she's a little anxious about the actual procedure. I offered to open a thread, for Shakers to share their experiences of getting an abortion, and she said she'd very much like that: "I recognize that terminating a pregnancy is different for everyone, people do it for different reasons, and have different feelings afterwards. I'm going to be using the 'medication' method, the pill regimen, so if people have had that and would be willing to share their experiences that would make things a little less nerve-wracking." Naturally, experiences with any method are welcome and solicited.

[Commenting Guidelines: This is an abortion-positive thread. The ethics of abortion are not up for debate, and the thread will be moderated accordingly. Failure to adhere to these commenting guidelines will get you banned.]

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Bread and Teaspoons Six

Good morning (unless it isn't where you are, in which case I wish you Good $TIME_PERIOD), and welcome to this week's installment of Shakesville's networking post, Bread and Teaspoons*.

There are hundreds of us here, maybe thousands, all over the US and Canada, and out into the rest of the world. We work in all kinds of fields, doing all kinds of different things, and most of us tend to be online creatures: we roam the Toobz constantly, and in doing so, encounter many opportunities.

This is a weekly post, Mondays, providing a spot for Shakers to network a little with one another, see if we can help each other out some.

Here's how it works: There should be three sorts of comments here.

1) You comment here with any details of work you're seeking: where, what, that sort of thing. You give an e-mail address at which you can be reached - feel free to set up a special e-mail for it, if you don't want to post your regular one for the world to spam - and if another Shaker has a lead, they can contact you directly to pass it along.

A work-seeking comment should include:

  • - a short summary of the skillset you're seeking work with;

  • - a short summary of your experience

  • - where you're looking for work to happen

  • - your contact e-mail
Please do NOT include information such as your full name or telephone number, as this is and will remain a public post, and once posted, there's no taking it back (because it'll be spidered by a search engine, not because we don't want you to).

It is explicitly alright to comment to this each week with similar info.

For example, I might post a comment saying:

I'm a professional translator of French, German and Russian, with nearly 17 years of experience. I'm looking for basically any translation job, academic, commercial, personal, genealogical, you name it, with one exception: I do not currently have certification, so if you need a certified translator (usually for legal docs: birth certificates, divorce decrees, wills), you need someone else.

I am also available as a writer or editor, for academic, journalistic, creative, marketing-oriented or any other type of written communication. Basically, if you'll pay me, I'll write or edit it.

You can contact me for business purposes through my business address, translatey.caitie@translateycaitie.com.
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2) The second type of comment would be task offering: if you've got a job you think might suit someone here, consider posting it as a comment. Use the same guidelines as above: give general information here, and specific information when you exchange e-mails. An offered task might look something like this:

I have a doctoral thesis which needs proofing and editing by Thursday, is anyone available? You can reach me at ABDShaker@shakesville.miskatonic.edu.

I'd like to be clear: only offer tasks which you have explicit permission to offer. If you come across something that isn't yours, but think some Shakers might want to know about it, either ask permission of the offerer, or offer it privately to someone whose comment says they might be interested (based on their skillset). For instance, you're on some other site, you see someone asking for, say, help in designing their new website. Don't come here and offer the job as a comment, unless you have that person's explicit permission. What you could do is go through the comments, and send an e-mail to anyone with the right skillset.

3) The third kind of comment I'd love to see is success stories! We’d love to know when this works out, and people actually find some employment through our efforts. If you feel like sharing, tell us how it worked out for you. :)

So, that's what we'd like to see.

What we do NOT want to see:
  • - recommendations/references, even for other Shakers - leave those for the contact phase of your negotiation

  • - rates info - again, leave this for the contact phase of your negotiation; we don't want to encourage bidding wars between Shakers

  • - illegal employment - whatever we may think of a given law against a certain activity, we don't want to put Shakesville in any awkward spots legally

  • - links to job search, agency or other sites - this is meant to be Shaker-to-Shaker, here, not a spamming point for other sites; only link to sites which are yours
So there. Have at it, Shakers, for Bread and Teaspoons!

Important disclaimers: Shakesville makes no endorsement or claim as to the capabilities of anyone commenting to this post, and anyone considering hiring someone should be prepared to treat it like any other business situation: DO YOUR DUE DILIGENCE. We're not doing any screening of this, so you'll want to make sure you check references, use safe-payment procedures (e.g., ask for a deposit), all the things you'd do when working with any stranger on the Internet. While this is intended for Shakers in general, remember that there is no real obstacle to being able to comment here, and do the things you need to do to keep yourself safe.

* As might be evident, this is an intentional reference to Bread and Roses, a longtime slogan of the left. In this case, though, my hope is that if we achieve steady bread, we will use it to power our teaspoon use.

** Now, don't go writing to that one yet, because that's not my actual domain name (which I've not got running yet, but should soon), and I'm only using it as an example (though it happens to be true). The e-mail listed for me under Contributors works just fine for now, if you've got something for me.

The last several Bread and Teaspoons: One. Two. Three. Four. Five.

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It's Not _Your_ Fucking Medicare

This is a rant. This is only a rant. For the next few minutes, you will be experiencing a rant. If this were an actual political-action item, the rant you are about to read would be followed by official information, news, or instructions.
Every time I hear somebody at a town-hall shoutdown meeting say something like: "Keep your hands off my Medicare!", I want to scream the truth into my computer monitor:

"It's not your Medicare! It's not my Medicare! It's our Medicare."

Every time I hear a right-wing pundit going on about how seniors are rightfully concerned about the fact that the "boomers" are about to retire and threaten the security of the health care of current Medicare beneficiaries, and, a moment later, hear that same pundit groan about the terrible financial burden we will pass on to our grandchildren if we do something like make sure that everyone has access to the health-care that their grandparents currently enjoy -- I want to shriek:

"Why doesn't that supposedly left-wing newsperson across from you tell you that you are an elitist, selfish pig who embraces the I've-Got-Mine mentality so thoroughly that you would niche perfectly in the aristocracy of pre-revolutionary France!?!?!"

Don't get me wrong. I love that my 80-something parents are covered by Medicare. I'm thrilled that my Dad was able to go in last week and get his defibrillator completely tuned up without having to worry about a thing beyond the risk of the procedure itself.

I'm not even bitter about the very real possibility that by the time I'm 65, both the medicare and social security benefits that I've paid into every year of my entire working life will be gone (if no one fixes health care or social security).

But I am truly sick of hearing about how we don't need health-care reform from any and all of the following people and groups of people:
  1. Insurance Companies and Their Paid Representatives, including "Grass-roots" Organizations That Are Funded by Insurance Lobbyists and PR Firms
  2. Congressional members and political figures who are covered by one of the best health benefit plans in the country (or their spouses, who often remain covered even after divorce).
  3. Any of the more than 96 million people who are covered by a public health plan such as Medicare or Medicaid, or the nearly 8 million people covered by VA health care.
  4. Anyone who receives health care coverage from their employer, but who has no idea what that would cost them out of pocket if they for paid that coverage privately.
  5. Dick. Fucking. Armey. -- who is currently suing the government to try to get out of medicare without losing his Social Security -- because he wants to keep the benefits he had as a member of Congress.
Will somebody please get some End-Of-Life counseling for the G.O.P. already!?!?!?!

-- because I'm pretty sure their Advance Directive reads:

"Keep attempting to resuscitate the Republican Party even after it has putrefied to the extent that it stinks up the entire galaxy."
This concludes this test of the PortlyDyke ranting system.

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News from Shakes Manor

This weekend, Iain spent all day Saturday putting new flooring in our office. He worked for about 12 hours straight, pulling out the shitty old carpet squares (which we put in as a temporary solution after a certain person who I won't name accidentally set a fire in the office back when he was a smoker), installing the underlayment, and then laying the planks.* This amounted to basically spending an entire day doing squat-thrusts, while busily ignoring any suggestion that perhaps the entire project didn't need to get done in a single day and maybe he should take a break and, gee, how about if he SETTLED THE FUCK DOWN.

Guess who tore every muscle in both thighs?


And this, Shakers, is someone who rides his bike all over creation every chance he gets, whose legs literally have not a trace of fat anywhere on them. He said, "I could feel that I'd pushed my muscles past the point of failure, but kept going, anyway. I guess that was a bad idea." Huh. Ya think? LOL.

Now, the poor fing can barely walk, so I'm waiting on him hand and foot like a giant adorable baby who drinks way too much coffee. He also completely fucked his knee, so I strapped on an ice pack with a soft belt from one of my long cardigans. He called me "Nurse McEwan" and I told him to shut up and try to take a nap. He's the worst patient ever, but eventually the body wins out when it needs to heal itself.


I heard him trying to get up a few minutes ago, and I yelled, "What are you doing through there?" to which he replied, "I've got to poop!" Well. I guess that's allowed.

He just now stumbled into the office to admire the floor. "At least it looks great!"


[Click to embiggen.]

That much is true.**

Now, if you'll excuse me, I have to go wrestle a bored Scotsman back onto the couch.

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* The flooring is Bruce Locking Oak in gunstock finish, which we bought at Lowe's, if anyone's curious. Not as nice as the real hardwood Iain put in the living room, but the engineered stuff now costs about as much as the real hardwood did five years ago. It is, however, also much easier to install—and it's a newer product that's thick enough to be refinished a couple of times. So if you're on a budget and/or are looking for something easier to install yourself than hardwood, we recommend this flooring (so far!) as a good alternative.

** There's more stuff in our office than that, but we only managed to get the computer back up yesterday. Between Iain's legs and my perpetually-fucked back, just putting the computer back up was a comedy of "OMG how am I going to get off this floor now?"

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What The Hell?



An Anonymous Shaker

What the hell is with that outfit? What the hell is with that geometric haircut?? What the hell is with that little one-foot-pointing-out-in-front-the-other pose??? What the hell????

[See also: Deeky, Liss, evilsciencechick, katecontinued, ClumsyKisses, Mistress Sparkletoes, Liiiz, Reedme, Mama Shakes, Mustang Bobby, RedSonja, MomTFH, Portly Dyke, SteffaB, Icca, Christina, Orangelion03, Car, Siobhan, InfamousQBert, Maud, Rikibeth, MishaRN, CLD, Cheezwiz, MamaCarrie, Temeraire, somebodyoranother, goldengirl, Liss (again), summerwing, yeomanpip, Susan811, bbl, and Deeky.]

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Beet Season: Chilled Borscht

I recently modified this recipe from Ina Garten for cold "summer borscht". Most Barefoot Contessa recipes are too rich for me, so the first thing I do is reduce the cream and/or butter. In this case, it was sour cream. I used about 1 cup of light sour cream instead of two cups of regular. The other changes I made were to puree some of the beets so the soup would have more body (to make up for the lost cream) and a vibrant magenta rather than Pepto-pink color. I also had shallots instead of scallions, so I divided a diced shallot bulb in half, used half raw for a bite and then caramelized the other half with about 1/2 cup of diced carrot for depth and sweetness (I pureed these later with the beets). That sweetness, in turn, allowed me to cut Garten's 1/4 cup of white sugar down to 1/4 teaspoon. So much white sugar just seemed like a missed opportunity for more complex flavors.

The soup is absolutely gorgeous and delicious too. It's a great way to enjoy cold beets if you are tired of the same old beet salad over and over. It's also easy and tastes even better the next day.



Almost too gorgeous to eat...almost



3 large fresh beets (about 2 pounds without tops)
2 cups chicken or vegetable stock, preferably homemade
8 ounces light sour cream, plus extra for serving
1/2 cup plain yogurt
1/4 teaspoon sugar
2 tablespoons freshly squeezed lemon juice
2 teaspoons Champagne vinegar
1 1/2 teaspoons freshly ground black pepper
2 cups medium-diced English cucumber, seeds removed
1 shallot bulb, diced (divided)
1/2 cup diced carrot
2 tablespoons chopped fresh dill, plus extra for serving
Kosher salt to taste
(Hint: always adjust your salt after adding the acid—you may need less salt than you thought.)
Place the beets in a large pot of boiling salted water and cook uncovered until the beets are tender, 40-50 minutes. Remove the beets to a bowl with a slotted spoon and set aside to cool. Strain the cooking liquid through a fine sieve and also set aside to cool.

Sweat half the chopped shallot bulb along with the diced carrots in a little vegetable oil over medium heat. Cook the vegetables until they get some brown color on them, then remove pan from heat and allow mixture to cool.

In a large bowl, whisk together 1 1/2 cups of the beet cooking liquid, the stock, sour cream, yogurt, sugar, lemon juice, vinegar, and pepper. Peel the cooled beets by slipping the skins off with your fingers. Cut the beets in small to medium dice. Add about half the beets and the caramelized vegetables and puree.

Add the rest of the beets, cucumber, raw shallot, and dill to the soup. Add salt (I used about half a tablespoon). Cover with plastic wrap and chill for at least 4 hours or overnight. Correct the seasoning and serve cold with a dollop of sour cream and an extra sprig of fresh dill.

Garten uses scallions in her version, 1/2 cup chopped white and light green parts, added at the end. I will try that next time I have scallions.

More Beet Season: Chocolate beet cake; Caramelized Scallops With Red Beet and Caper Beurre Meunière

Watercolor of beets by Sally Jacobs

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