Daily Kitteh

Starring Sophie, in Attack of the Cute!!!


"I'm lookin' so cute, you can hardly stands it! Wait 'til I start grooming myself!"


"Here I goooooooooo...!"


"Look at me rubbing my ear! I'm adorable!"


"OMG could my long pink tongue be any cuter? No, it could not!"


"Don't hate me 'cuz I'm criminally cute."


Fin.

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Squeeeeeeeeeeee!

Via USA Today, a peek into the upcoming biopic Julie & Julia starring Ms. Bucketful of Awesome Meryl Streep as Ms. Queen of Cuisine (and no slouch in the awesome department herself), Julia Child:


Must have immediately, plz!!!!11!!!1!

There's a lot of cool stuff in the (short) article at the link, but I want to note two things here: 1) Streep has become the new summer blockbuster favie, "making a habit out of cashing in on the busiest moviegoing period of the year with female-oriented counterprogramming," woot! 2) Streep, instead of erasing Child's height, recognized that it is important to conveying who Child was as a woman:
The role is more of a stretch than usual for Streep, who is 59. Not only does her half of the plot begin with Child at age 37 in 1949 as a student at Le Cordon Bleu in Paris, but the chef also was a strapping 6-foot-2.

How did Streep, who is 5-foot-6 or so, manage to create such a towering presence? "Meryl believed that in order to capture the essence of the character, you had to believe Julia Child is 6-foot-2," [director/writer Nora Ephron] says. "Actually, our ambitions were more modest. We made her 6 feet. We used a whole bunch of fabulous tricks. Everything we could think of. Ann Roth did amazing things with costumes."
Height is one of the many characteristics of women that frequently get erased when the stories of real-life women are told, as portrayed by Hollywood actresses. Height, weight, hairiness, age, scars—all the usual things that make us human, but are considered somehow "unfeminine." It's unfortunate that it is remarkable Streep insists on being true to Child by acknowledging she was a tall woman, but that it is remarkable only underlines what a role model Streep really is, totally aside from her exquisite acting.

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Quote of the Day

"I may run for president of Texas. That need may be a reality sooner than we think. If not me, someone someday may again be running for president of the Lone Star state, if the state of the union continues to turn into the enemy of the state."Chuck Norris, future president of Texistan, where choking a political opponent will not be considered a liability, but evidence of sufficient manliness to lead the nation.

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Open Harman-AIPAC Thread

Memeorandum has everything you ever wanted to know about the Rep. Jane Harmon-AIPAC-court approved wiretap story, though, if you want one-stop shopping, I recommend this post at Think Progress, and/or Josh Marshall's summary here.

It's tough to even know where to begin with this thing. My immediate response is that it's yet another indication of the profound corruption endemic to so much of our federal government; I suspect if it were all revealed to its ugly core at once, even the most cynical among us would be irrevocably appalled.

Have at it in comments.

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Assvertising


In case you can't see the image, it's an ad for Nestea's "New Red Tea," which reads: "Tasty and foreign, like we bottled an exchange student. Liquid awesomeness."

Nothing makes me thirstier than xenophobia and objectification!

[Via a blog that spends time arguing the ad is not objectionable and people who find it thus are overwrought hysterics, so I won't be linking.]

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Monday Blogaround

This blogaround brought to you by Shaxco, makers of Deeky's Xanadouche: A rainbow from here to Uranus.

Recommended Reading:

Tell It WOC: The Third Instalment of WOC and Ally Blog Carnival

Jess: Angie Zapata

Nojojojo: A Chocolate Coating to Make the Bitter White Pill Go Down Easier

Historiann: Let's Play "What's Wrong with This Headline?"

Dave: Is the DHS watching returning veterans? Only when they join far-right hate groups.

Lisa: Divorce Cakes

Vanessa: First Trans Mayor May Have a Reality TV Show

Renee: Rubina: The Slumdog Millionaire Child Is up for Sale

Melissa: Fat Actors vs Skinny Actresses

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Gee, Thanks For The Tip!

Gee whiz golly, Marriage Equality sure is a difficult and hot-button topic. We're making great strides, but how will we ever reach true equality in this country? If only there were a simple solution!

Oh, wait! Here's the Smartest Man in the World (tm) to tell us all what to do! (And by "us," I mean those of us that aren't heterosexual doodz; we can't figure it out for ourselves, amirite?)

You know what would help with marriage equality? For gay couples who have committed themselves to each other to call each other "husband" and "wife". I still hear "my partner" way too much. The more people get used to men talking about their husbands, and women talking about their wives, the easier it'll be to change the culture and, ultimately, the law.
Genius!

Hey, you know what would help with marriage equality? If supposedly "progressive Democrat" heterosexual doodz that have been duped into thinking they have the answer for everything would shut their goddamn yappers for a second and consider how fucking moronic and insulting it is to suggest that everything will be okay if people just start acting like heterosexual doodz. We don't need lectures on how to self-identify; we need unconditional support, something that this big orange knucklehead has no idea how to do unless it fits into his narrow, conformist ideal.

Here's the thing, Binky. There are LGBTQI folks out there that might, gasp, disagree with you, and prefer the term "partner," or "spouse," or whatever to the term "husband and wife." Just because you're sick of hearing "partner" doesn't dismiss it as a desired term. I know it might be difficult for you to separate the definition of "partner" in this case from, oh, Law Firm Partner, but maybe you could stop sniggering for a second and respect the decision of the person using it. There are many folks out there that intensely resist the notion of conforming to a heterosexual dynamic simply to ease the discomfort of folks that, well, don't mind the gays, but do they have to be so loud about it?

Not only that, and I realize this is going to be horribly difficult to understand for someone who can't stand the "sanctimonious women's studies set," but the term "wife" may also be problematic for some women, as it can be associated with women as property exchange. I know, outside your bubble, understanding the lives of others is hard work, but bear with me here. "Wives" are sometimes still considered property, and there are women that would never want to be called someone's "wife."

(And get this! Not to blow your mind too much, but there are heterosexual couples out there that prefer the term "partner!" It takes all kinds! Woo!)

I know you're really going to have a hard time wrapping your mind around this, but your experience as a heterosexual male might just be different than a LGBTQI person. And you know something? Some of them have encountered hostile reactions when they have used the term "husband" or "wife." So, and stay with me here, you might just be wrong about this being the ultimate answer.

Fitting language into your familiar comfort zone isn't going to help with marriage equality, or any equality for LGBTQI folks, for that matter. We are not here to make your job of being an ally easier for you. There's no "I'll help you, if." You're either All-In, or you're part of the problem.

So do me a favor. The next time you have a brilliant insight for the gays, stop and think for a second before you blurt. Stop with the offensive "advice." And please, try to realize that saying "I support marriage equality" isn't the same thing as actually supporting marriage equality.

And one more thing. Blow it out your ass, Kos, you pompous, smug, overprivileged twit. You sound like Andy Rooney.

(Tip of the energy dome to Liss.)

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Happy Blogiversary...

...to Cara at The Curvature, celebrating two years of awesome "feminism, ranting, and random Beatles stuff."

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Important Announcement: Addendum

Addendum to Important Announcement #847-C: Doing your taxes is also not like getting tortured (second cartoon down).

If you can, without hesitation, seriously compare paying taxes to being raped, tortured, or physically assaulted in some other way, you have led a very privileged life—and those of us who do not share your privilege would appreciate it if you would STFU.

Thanks.

[H/T to Spudsy.]

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Number of the Day

266. The number of times CIA interrogators used waterboarding on two key al-Qaeda detainees.

The C.I.A. officers used waterboarding at least 83 times in August 2002 against Abu Zubaydah, according to a 2005 Justice Department legal memorandum. Abu Zubaydah has been described as a Qaeda operative.

A former C.I.A. officer, John Kiriakou, told ABC News and other news media organizations in 2007 that Abu Zubaydah had undergone waterboarding for only 35 seconds before agreeing to tell everything he knew.
But, yes, let's just move on and put all this ugliness behind us like it never happened.

At a certain point, if details like this continue to be unearthed—and there's categorically no reason to assume this is the last of it—President Obama's exceedingly premature admonishments to move on are going to make him look either incredibly foolish or incredibly unethical, quite possibly both.

And I'm pretty certain the last thing anyone who voted for him wanted was his complicity in helping to sweep Bush administration war crimes under the Oval Office rug.

Via Emptywheel, who is personally responsible for this information getting the attention it deserves: Sign the petition telling Attorney General Eric Holder to appoint a special prosecutor to investigate torture here.

Meanwhile: "Obama presidency keeps some Bush secrets: Despite open government pledge, administration keeps lid on FBI database." Fantastic.

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Should Sexting Be Illegal?

by Shaker Miranda, a junior at a public high school in New York City whose dreams include world peace, school nurses providing free emergency contraception, and being done with high school. She blogs at Women's Glib, a blog by and for teenaged feminists.

Common Sense Media (a media watchdog group for and comprised of parents, from which I inexplicably receive emails about once a week) asks the title question in a recent newsletter, and THIS TEEN SAYS NO!

"Sexting"—a word which, by the way, I've never heard any real-life teenager use without a hefty dollop of irony—if you haven't heard about all this madness, is essentially "the act of sending sexually explicit messages or photos electronically, primarily between cell phones," which I've lifted from Wikipedia's brief primer. Supposedly, one in five teens is doing it, and the recent rise in high-profile cases has sparked fascinating legal and moral debates. In Pennsylvania, six high school students face child pornography charges for their involvement.

The female students at Greensburg Salem High School in Greensburg, Pa., all 14- or 15-years-old, face charges of manufacturing, disseminating or possessing child pornography while the boys, who are 16 and 17, face charges of possession, according to WPXI-TV in Pittsburgh, which published the story on its Web site on Tuesday.
So the girls are being punished for taking and passing on pictures of themselves, and the guys are being reprimanded for possessing photos purposefully shared with them within a consensual exchange?

Sounds like a fucking shame-based waste of time and resources.

And it certainly is, considering another case in which a student forwarded pictures of his ex-girlfriend to his friends without her knowledge. In other words, sexual assault. Isn't it more important to address this violation of boundaries than to tell girls to keep it covered? Sure seems like we've misplaced our "concern."

Cara points out that the real problem with sexting isn't that teens are taking sexual pictures of themselves and purposefully sending them to people with the consent of everyone involved. The problem is that people are forwarding those pictures to others without the consent of the photographed. And sadly, I'm not at all surprised that my peers are confused about what consent means.

Why? Because we've gotten so damn many opposing mandates about attraction and desire that our heads are spinning almost as fast as our hormones.

Young people are simultaneously not allowed to be sexual and pushed to conform to a hypersexualized, stereotypical idea of what it means to be desired. We're told that engaging in any sexual act sex is a dirty, dirrrty decision, despite the widely accepted fact that the vast majority of adults are doing it in some form or another. From there, we've got three basic paths to navigate—and I'll tell you right now that none of them end well:

a) If we don't have The Sex, we're prudes, geeks, goody-goodys. We're abnormal and utterly devoid of passion. We're the four-eyed nerd, not the bikini-sporting cheerleader. We're pathetic.

b) If we do but fail to use the right precautions—which is hardly surprising, given the ghastly prevalence of health curricula that 1) omit lessons on preventing pregnancy and STIs; 2) rely on blatantly sexist stereotypes and even flat-out lies about the purpose and efficacy of condoms and contraception; 3) fail to address the very real sexual health concerns of folks who are getting down with a partner of the same sex; and/or 4) skip right over the Sex chapter in the manual—we "should have known better."

c) If we do and use the right precautions WE GET SUSPENDED.

What the fuck?

Conveniently, we are also shamed for sexual acts whether or not we consent to them, and this is especially true for young women. Think about it: If a girl is raped, she is often told that she was "asking for it" because she had the audacity to walk through the park alone/wear a short skirt/get drunk at a party (read: the audacity to live). And if she has the opposite experience, if she purposefully and insistently seeks sexual pleasure, then she is a laughable, desperate caricature. She's a slut.

There is shame literally everywhere we turn. So is it any wonder we're experimenting sexually through phones, in the dark, in secrecy, instead of out in the world? The media talk about sexting hastens to turn young women from keepers of our own sexual power into victim. Sure, texting pictures of yourself naked is a stupid choice in our media-saturated world where everything—everything—can and will come back to haunt you, but that's cause for reflection, not a criminal record.

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Two-Minute Nostalgia Sublime

An Abbott & Costello Cartoon

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Shakesville Sunday Brunch (Skype)

Hey Shakers! Scott Madin is hosting the Sunday Morning Shakers Brunch on Skype -- you can reach it at this link: Shakesville Sunday Brunch -- Smadin is graciously "hosting" today, as I'll be in and out of the office.

Come on in and chat -- hey! Since it's a text chat, you can listen to Deeky's podcast while you brunch!

See U there!

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Radio Shakesville


The latest edition of the Radio Shakesville podcast in now available. It can be downloaded here or here. We're also listed on iTunes.

This episode begins our series on women in music, and features some really great songs. Plus Liss and I chat again. Not to spoil anything, but our conversation goes a little something like this:

Liss: Something brilliant.

Me: Uh huh.

Liss: Something brilliant.

Me: Yeah.

Liss: Something brilliant.

Me: Good point.

Liss: Something brilliant.

Me: Uh huh.

As ever, I prove exactly how dumb I am. Enjoy! Also, I am still taking requests at (641) 715-3900, extension: 44515. Thanks to everyone who picked up the phone for this show. I hope you like what you hear.

(Note, I was losing my voice as I recorded this, so if I sound like an asshole, that's why.

Also note, a list of songs used in this show is here, should you be interested in hunting them down for purchase.)

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If?

Former McCain strategist Steve Schmidt (yesterday's Quoted of the Day) is warning the GOP that they "risk becoming a religious party" if they, uh, get too hung up on that whole religion thing.

"If you put public policy issues to a religious test, you risk becoming a religious party," he said. "And in a free country a political party cannot be viable in the long-term if it is seen as a sectarian party."

"If the party is seen as anti-gay, then that is injurious to its candidates" in Democrat-leaning and competitive states, he said.
If the GOP measures everything against a god-stick. If the GOP is not seen as a secular party. If the GOP is seen as homophobic.

If. Ha.

He's adorable.

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Who Ordered the Petard?

Scott at Powerline is incensed that the folks at CNN and MSNBC were all giggle-snorting over the Tea Party rallies unfortunate choice of the verb "teabagging."

The star hosts of CNN and MSNBC news shows have notoriously derided the tea party demonstrations around the country with reference to the practice of teabagging (which I had never heard of before they brought it up). As John noted, both networks' "journalists" used the rallies as an occasion for childish sexual innuendoes -- in the case of MSNBC, the same obscene teabag "joke" was repeated 51 times in a 13-minute segment.

The Media Research Center detailed the teabagging references in an informative press release. The Huffington Post noted the references as well as more "jokes" in the same vein (including a video of Cooper's jape, over which David Gergen cluelessly chortles).

While sitting in for Keith Olbermann on April 15, MSNBC's David Shuster packed the teabagging puns into his report on the protests. Shuster is like a juvenile student who has commandeered the loudspeaker system at his high school to commit the prank of a lifetime. Maybe it was just a case of Olbermann's writers feeding Shuster the same good stuff they usually give to Olbermann.

Andrew Sullivan is giddy; he seems to think the phenomenon is a big ball of fun.
Well, of course you know why, Scott asserts. It's because Anderson Cooper is "widely reputed" to be gay, and -- gasp! -- Andrew Sullivan and Rachel Maddow are "of course public homosexuals." (Public homosexuals? I'm pretty sure they're homosexuals in private, too.) Scott doesn't say anything about David Shuster's sexual orientation, but he was just sitting in for Keith Olbermann, and you know how he is with that perfect hair, the trendy glasses, and those suits....

So it's all a big gay conspiracy. We queers somehow coerced these ignorant patsies into using the term "teabagging" -- including Scott, who claims he never heard of it -- just so they would come up with all these rallies so all of our gay correspondents could then make fun of them on national TV. It was all a part of the Radical Homosexual Agenda, Item 13, paragraph 2: "Trick the straights into making complete fools of themselves by using gay code words in public (see Lexicon in the Appendix)."

I'm sorry, but when you set yourself up as the Party of Fiscal and Moral Responsibility and then don't even bother to check with the nearest teenager -- straight or gay -- as to whether or not it might pass the laugh test, you deserve all the derision and mockery you get. Getting all huffy and pearl-clutching about being hoisted on your own petard makes you look even more like a clueless dork. And if what I've heard from one of my commenters at Bark Bark Woof Woof is true, the organizers of the rallies actually knew what "teabagging" meant and went ahead with it anyway.
But the term was chosen intentionally - generally it became an in-joke among the protestors which caught on quite easily (because let's face it, it's not really a very in-joke as everyone knows what it means) but it did have the effect of finally getting coverage in the mainstream media, because the protests had been oddly ignored in favor of much smaller protests against things like AIG.
Scott ends his tantrum by demanding that all those snotty queers apologize to the good citizens who are Google and Wikipedia-deprived, and he wants CNN and MSNBC to do something.
There is not only something funny going on here, there is a story here. These supposed journalists and their networks (or publisher, in Sullivan's case) have rather seriously insulted the citizens who colorfully took to the streets to air respectable views in a most civil fashion. If they had any decency, Cooper et al. would apologize for their vile reference to sexual practices in the context of ordinary citizens exercising their First Amendment rights.
Oh, so Scott thinks the people took to the streets to "air respectable views in a most civil fashion," does he? Like the posters with the signs calling President Obama "Chairman Maobama" and labeling him as Hitler, or making pointed references to his race? If that's "respectable," then why are they getting all upset about sly references to teabagging? Oh.... because it's gay.

Well, the folks at Powerline will get their chance to set the record straight, so to speak. I hear they're planning a huge series of anti-tax rallies over the Fourth of July weekend. And in keeping with the summertime theme, they're going to be festivals celebrating water sports.

Cross-posted from Bark Bark Woof Woof.

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The Virtual Pub Is Open



TFIF, Shakers!

Belly up to the bar,
and name your poison!

Drinks are on Iain, from whom also comes the name of the pub, as one of his many nicknames for me is Wee Roundy-Head (hence), a variant of his more popular moniker for me "Bawheed," which is a Scottishism for either a person with a "ball head" or an annoying person. Suffice it to say, I meet both criteria.

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Day of Silence

Today marks the 13th annual Day of Silence, which was launched by the Gay, Lesbian & Straight Education Network, during which the discrimination and harassment—in effect, the silencing—of lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgender students and their allies is protested with silence.

There are many different activities associated with the National Day of Silence now, but the primary action is silence. A perfect, still silence.

Today, in schools across the country, thousands and thousands of kids—gay kids, bisexual kids, transgender kids, questioning kids, straight kids—moved through the halls of their schools, surrounded by the bustle of lockers being opened and closed, the boisterousness of their peers, the laughter and shoving and passing of notes, and they remained silent.

They made eye contact with other participants, nodding, sharing solemn smiles, and they said nothing, in support of one another. They are silent on this day so that the LGBTQI community may not have to be.

The people who still make life hard for LGBTQI teens are dinosaurs, and one day they will be extinct—and we will collect their bones and put them in a museum and tell our grandchildren about the freaks who once thought that the LGBTQI community didn't deserve equality. Our grandchildren will laugh and shake their heads, and we will remember bitterly when there was a time people had to be silent to make some noise.

A moment of silence: __________________________________…

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Today in "Seriously?"

People are still linking to the original Fat Princess post, as evidence that "feminists" are hysterical fat bitchez or wev.

Lawdy. Let it go, dudez.

[If you made your way to Shakesville after the Fat Princess Debacle of 2008, here's the whole sordid pathetic affair, in seven parts: One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven.]

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On Choice

So, there's this story today about Sarah Palin telling an antiabortion group in Evansville, Indiana how she momentarily considered aborting her last child when she learned she was pregnant at an oil and gas conference in another state:

"There, just for a fleeting moment, I thought, I knew, nobody knows me here. Nobody would ever know. I thought, wow, it is easy. It could be easy to think maybe of trying to change the circumstances. No one would know. No one would ever know."

Ultimately, Palin said she realized she had to stay true to what she'd been saying for years -- that "life is valuable because it is ordained."

"I had just enough faith to know that trying to change the circumstances wasn't any answer," Palin said.

But the governor said the experience gave her an appreciation for what women and girls facing unwanted pregnancies go through.

"I do understand what these women, what these girls go through in that thought process."
Bullshit.

Fleetingly considering that you could get away with a secret abortion when you've got the means to support the resulting child isn't the same thing as any woman or girl facing an unwanted pregnancy, 73% of whom cite "can't afford a baby now" as the reason for the termination.

Fleetingly considering that you could get away with a secret abortion when you have government-paid healthcare isn't the same thing as any woman or girl facing an unwanted pregnancy, about one-fourth of whom cite their own health or possible health problems with the fetus as reasons for the termination, owing to concerns including "a lack of prenatal care."

Fleetingly considering that you could get away with a secret abortion when you're a conservative politician with visions of national office who might only end up as Governor of Alaska instead of President of the US if you don't get an abortion isn't the same thing as any woman or girl facing an unwanted pregnancy, many of whom might never finish high school, or might not finish college, or might lose their jobs, if they don't get an abortion.

Just saying that abortion crossed your mind for the briefest instant in an abstract way doesn't give Palin any kind of insight into the experience of a woman or girl who's seriously considering an abortion.

It does, however, give her all the expertise she needs (along with conferring a deeply undeserved air of courageousness for her "brutal honesty") among the retrofuck dunderheads who turn up at anti-choice events to hear her speak. And so when she says to them, "It was a time when I had to ask myself was I gonna walk the walk or I was gonna talk the talk," they can laud both her bravery and unassailable ethics—the flipside of which is implicitly demonizing as amoral cowards all of the women and girls who didn't make the same choice, made ever that much easier by Palin's convenient masking of her fortunate circumstances. What a fucking hero.

One of the greatest ironies of the anti-choice movement is that it is chockablock with people who are rich with choice. The reality is that Palin never had to seriously consider abortion, because she is rich with choice. Her privilege inoculated her against abortion being her only choice—and for that she wants applause, even as her politics cast millions of the women to the opposite fate.

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