Shouldn't What's Best for Your Uterus Really Be Left to a Man to Decide?

Of course it should! And so much the better if hilarity—and dare I guess romance?!—ensue:

Jennifer Aniston and Jason Bateman have signed on to star in the fertility-themed comedy "The Baster" for Mandate Pictures.

Will Speck and Josh Gordon, who previously teamed for the comedy "Blades of Glory," will helm "The Baster" from a screenplay by Allan Loeb ("21"). Film is based on Jeffrey Eugenides' short story "Baster," which was first published in The New Yorker.

"The Baster" centers on a neurotic and insecure man (Bateman) who finds out his best friend (Aniston) wants to have a child through artificial insemination. He surreptitiously replaces her donor's semen with his own and is then forced to live with the secret that he is the child's real father.
Poor guy—having to live with such a terrible secret. Well, at least he isn't burdened by having committed a criminal betrayal of his best friend's trust, treating her like a child, deciding he knows better than she what's best for her, violating her body, and lying to her about it.

Because that would be sad for him.

I'm frankly shocked that Eugenides, who wrote Middlesex with such grace, would have authored something that appears so deeply anti-feminist, but indeed he did.* Still, I'm sure the material will be treated with a delicate touch, directed by the people who brought us the emotionally intricate Will Ferrell vehicle Blades of Glory. Surely the flagrant violation of a woman's trust and body won't be played for laughs—despite the film being a comedy and all.

Hopefully, if The Baster is a success, the same team can get the rights to the Eluana Englaro story. That's a zany romp just begging for a big-screen treatment…with Roberto Benigni as the kooky impregnating prime minister!

I despair for the world some days. I really do.

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* I tried purchasing the archive to read the story, so I could find out what attempt was made, if any, to justify the loathsome sperm-switcharoo—e.g. "she knew all along!" which actually would still be deeply problematic for various reasons—but the site was giving me guff and, after several attempts, I gave up. If anyone's got a subscription to The New Yorker and can send me a copy, I'd be ever so obliged. And I'll happily admit I was wrong if there is some acceptable rationale, which I cannot begin to imagine, for a story centered around a man attempting to impregnate a woman without her explicit consent.

UPDATE: Well, I've just read it.

A friend who works in a library was kind enough to send me a copy of the story. It's even more dismal than I imagined: The story itself is…difficult. It's written from the first-person perspective of the sperm-switcher, who draws the picture of the woman using every horrible cliché about older women and/or women who are desperate to get pregnant (e.g. "Everyone knows that men objectify women. But none of our sizing up of breasts and legs can compare with the cold-blooded calculation of a woman in the market for semen."). The narrator is a horrible person, who does a horrible thing. It is a dark story; it ends merely with his satisfaction that he impregnated her—and the only remorse he feels is that he will not know his child.

The story itself is problematic on two fronts: It has a bit of the Deathbed Confession Cinema problem, in that we are meant to laugh at the caricature of the desperate wannabe-mama, until we are, suddenly, brutally sorrowful that she has been hoodwinked without her knowledge. It also has a bit of the "Stop Rape. Say Yes" problem, in that the story could be read as an MRA manifesto without a trace of irony, the narrator's grim and desperate act seen as just retribution—a man's triumph over the unwitting bitch who aborted his child years before.

I found the story quite triggering, to be frank. And I cannot begin to imagine how it could be made into a romantic comedy, or any kind of comedy at all.

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Maybe Just Cut Away the Useless Bits and Leave the Babymaking Parts

Because there just aren't enough ways already of treating women's bodies as public property, Italy is currently entangled in its own Terri Schiavo-style farce over the fate of Eluana Englaro, a comatose woman who has been in a vegetative state since a car accident in 1992 left her with irreversible brain damage.

Her father, who says that she once expressed a clear wish for extraordinary measures not be taken to keep her alive in such a condition, has been fighting for years to have her feeding tube removed—and had won the right to refuse treatment on her behalf, until the Italian government adopted an emergency decree today that could prevent doctors from removing the tube, thereby extending Englaro's life.

Totally aside from the rightness or wrongness of the government's intervention (and, in case you couldn't guess my position, I think it stinks), there was this rather stunning rationale for the decision proffered by Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi (last seen treating rape as a compliment):

"I will do everything I can to save her life," Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi said at a news conference after the Council of Ministers adopted the decree. "Eluana is alive, and she could have children."
Technically, that's true. Eluana Englaro's body is likely capable of having children. But Eluana Englaro is not able to consent to sex, nor to being artificially inseminated, nor to any other means by which she could conceivably get pregnant. Yet the Italian Prime Minister nonetheless asserts that there's some possibility "she could have children."

And wholly aside from that despicable bit of hostility toward the concept of consent, there is the equally contemptible implication that the value of a woman's life is measured in toto by her reproductive abilities. Sure, Englaro can't think, or communicate, or do anything resembling the conscious act of living a life, but as long as her comatose body can still be a breeding machine, that's good enough!

Always remember, ladiez: Our brains may be negligible, but our uteri are indispensable.

We are all at our essence Disembodied Things.

[H/T to Shaker AM.]

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Huzzah!

Willard's gonna save us.

And don't worry, Shakers. It might look like he's advocating exactly the same policies that brought us to the economic brink in the first place; sure, it may look like he's just regurgitating the same old tired Republican ideas that have repeatedly been proven not to work; yes, he is a classic douchehound of epic proportions—but Willard knows what's best for us.

It's actually because he's so smart that he didn't even win his own party's primary in the race for the White House, no less get anywhere close to the presidency. Trust him.

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Learn to Cathoogle

I just learned from a coworker of the existence of Cathoogle (formerly Catholic Google), a Google-powered search engines that touts itself as "The best way for good Catholics to surf the web." It employs Google's "safe search technology" to constrain search results.

My first, juvenile impulse was to look up something smutty, but in the interest of topicality I instead looked up "holocaust denial." The results are heavily screened, pulled from the likes of Catholic Culture, American Catholic, the Catholic Register, so on and on. (Though the Christian Science Monitor snuck in there somehow; oops!)

Then I Cathoogled my own name, and found the many of the listings I'd expect from non-denominational Google.

Then I had a thought. I Cathoogled Liss' name. The result:


Melissa McEwan was a bad request at Cathoogle! Malformed! Illegal, even! Hilarity!

Or maybe not. I had entered her name as a search term in quotes, a normal Google convention for filtering out false or unwanted results. I tried it again without the quotes and - awwww - there were results for her after all. Again, the majority came from the aforementioned Catholic sources (including the fun-loving Catholic League), but also included were some listings from AlterNet, Comment is Free, Majikthise, and Shakesville itself.

When I had looked up my own name earlier, I must have not used quotes, otherwise the same "bad request" error message would have come up.

So! Liss is not bad, malformed, or illegal! Er, yay?

Having sinned against Cathoogle, I must now do penance. Thre Hail Marys ought to do it...except that not being Catholic, I'm not sure how to go about it.

It should be noted that when it seemed as though Cathoogle had rendered Liss a non-person, her response was not anger or indignation, but loud laughter.

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Friday Blogaround

These posts are making me JIZZ! IN! MY PANTS!

Jess: Pamela Izevbekhai

Dave: Al Gore is Creating Another Hitler Youth, Glenn Beck Feverishly Warns

Leigh: Stop with the Scapegoating and the Victim Blaming

Marcella: Rape Allegedly Used in Iraq to Get Victims to Be Suicide Bombers

Melissa: Skin, Starring Sophie Okonedo

Latoya: Miley Cyrus Thinks It's Cool to Mock Asians

Leave your links in comments...

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Impossibly Beautiful

I'm pretty sure that Isla Fisher (star of the upcoming crapfest Confessions of a Shopaholic) is a mermaid—because that is the only thing that explains her ability to move the lower half of her torso to one side while keeping the upper half of her torso and shoulders perfectly straight:


[Click to embiggen.]

Or Photoshop. But I'm going with mermaid.

Shaker InfamousQBert sent this in with the note: "Is it just me, or have they done bizarre things to Isla Fischer's torso and arm? …I don't understand what's going on with her waist/boob area at all." It's not just you, IQB.

Fisher is, by any reasonable standard, a thin and attractive woman. But evidently neither thin nor attractive enough for InStyle magazine, who have clearly thinned her waist to impossible proportions. And even if they were not the inconceivably ridiculous proportions of a Barbie doll, they are nonetheless not Isla Fisher's proportions:


At left is Fisher three weeks ago at the Golden Globes, and at right is Fisher last night at the premiere of her new film. Even in a form-fitting dress at a major event, or in a dress designed to flatter an hourglass shape as much as possible, her body simply does not look like it does on that magazine cover.

I would ask why InStyle feels the need to create a body for Isla Fisher that she does not have, when her real body is the one in which she became a much-discussed ingénue and the one in which she became popular and stylish enough to arrive on the cover of their magazine in the first place, except I already know why.

In a better world, these magazines would come with a public health warning.

[Impossibly Beautiful: Parts One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, Ten, Eleven, Twelve, Thirteen, Fourteen, Fifteen, Sixteen, Seventeen, Eighteen, Nineteen, Twenty, Twenty-One, Twenty-Two, Twenty-Three, Twenty-Four, Twenty-Five.]

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Don't Divorce Us

Major blub warning, Shakers. I just watched this video (sent in by Shaker Joe, who hat tips Crooks and Liars), and I seriously sobbed. I honestly do not understand how any person can watch this video and not find their heart broken into a nonillion pieces at the thought of these families being torn apart.

It really underlines what enormous privileges security and privacy are—the knowledge that you are the only people who can fuck up your relationship. This is something I know a little bit about myself, and it is excruciating, unbearably frightening, to have the fate of your relationship in other people's hands. There's no legitimate reason why the people in this video should be denied the security and privacy opposite-sex couples are allowed to enjoy. None.

Support marriage equality in California. And everywhere!

Don't Divorce Us




Tell the Supreme Court to invalidate Prop 8, reject Ken Starr's case, and let loving, committed couples marry.

Donate to the fight here.

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Big Package Update

Krugman: On the Edge: "A not-so-funny thing happened on the way to economic recovery. Over the last two weeks, what should have been a deadly serious debate about how to save an economy in desperate straits turned, instead, into hackneyed political theater, with Republicans spouting all the old clichés about wasteful government spending and the wonders of tax cuts."

Support For Stimulus Falls: "Slightly more than half the country approves of President Obama's $800 billion-plus stimulus package, a new CBS News poll finds. But support for the bill has fallen 12 points since January, and nearly half of those surveyed do not believe it will shorten the recession."

Obama Starts to Get Testy (GOOD!): "A fired-up Barack Obama ditched his TelePrompter to rally House Democrats and rip Republican opponents of his recovery package Thursday night – at one point openly mocking the GOP for failing to follow through on promises of bipartisanship."

In what was the most pointedly partisan speech of his young presidency, Obama rejected Republican arguments that massive spending in the $819 billion stimulus bill that passed the House should be replaced by a new round of massive tax cuts.

"I welcome this debate, but we are not going to get relief by turning back to the same policies that for the last eight years doubled the national debt and threw our economy into a tailspin," said President Obama – sounding more like Candidate Obama than at any time since he took the oath of office less than a month ago.

Obama, speaking to about 200 House Democrats at their annual retreat at the Kingsmill Resort and Spa, dismissed Republican attacks against the massive spending in the stimulus.

"What do you think a stimulus is?" Obama asked incredulously. "It's spending — that's the whole point! Seriously."

Stabbing hard at Republicans who once aligned themselves with his predecessor, Obama made it clear that the problems he seeks to address with his recovery plan weren't ones of his making.

"When you start hearing arguments, on the cable chatter, just understand a couple of things," he said. "No. 1, when they say, 'Well, why are we spending $800 billion [when] we’ve got this huge deficit?' – first of all, I found this deficit when I showed up, No. 1.

"I found this national debt, doubled, wrapped in a big bow waiting for me as I stepped into the Oval Office."

After his remarks, Obama, clearly caught up in the moment, made the party get-together feel even more like a campaign rally with his signature call-and-response chant.

"Fired up?" he asked the Democratic lawmakers. "Ready to go!" a group of them shouted back.
Let's hope it isn't too little too late. Never should have given them an inch in the first place.

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Two-Minute Nostalgia Sublime

The Red Hand Gang



I had such a crush on Matthew Laborteaux when I was a kid.

Mostly from Little House on the Prairie.

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Question of the Day

Following on the heels of last night's bathroom question: What is the strangest thing you've ever found in someone else's bathroom?

I'm not really talking about, erm, things that come out of the body, but items that were put there ostensibly for decorative purposes, or personal items that maybe belonged behind a cabinet door but were just lying there on the counter instead.

I'm sure I've found weird things in people's bathrooms before, but nothing comes immediately to mind.

All I can think of, which isn't that strange really, is a friend who has a genuinely lovely little poseable wood statue of a human form on his bathroom sink. Every time I use his bathroom, I am compelled to leave it in naughty positions, much to his chagrin.

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You Can Run, But You Can't Hide, from the Fat-Hating Monster

by Shaker Lindsey

¡Hola, Shakers! I'm a daily lurker at both Shakesville and Shapely Prose, among other feminist blogs. Though I'm a skinny gal myself, I'd definitely consider myself a (still learning) fat acceptance ally. I'm a student at Cornell University, and I was finishing my Spanish homework earlier this week when I came across a huge helping of WTF.

The workbook that my Spanish class uses is extremely common in universities across the country—it's a companion to one of the most popular Spanish textbooks available, Puntos de Partida, published by McGraw Hill. The following question is quoted from the workbook; bolding is mine.

Imagine that you are giving presents to the following people. Justify each choice of present by using one of these phrases. Add other details if you wish.

es gordo/a (he/she is fat)
necisitan comprar un televisor nuevo (they need to buy a new television)
le gusta la musica clasica (they like classical music)
tienen cuatro ninos (they have four kids)

1. programa de Weight Watchers / Rosie O'Donnell __________________
2. casa grande (large house)/ los Sres. Walker ___________________
3. dinero (money)/ mis padres (my parents)__________________
4. la sinfonias de Haydn (the symphonies of Hadyn)/ mi hermano Ramon (my brother Ramon) _____________________
One of these things is not like the others.

See what they did there?? I'm supposed to give a weight loss program to Rosie O'Donnell as a gift, because she's fat! It's funny…because she's fat!! Ha ha! This book is used in every college Spanish class I've heard of, so this message that we should be telling women to go on a diet (but it's as a gift! it's totally generous to police women's bodies!) is being spread to young women who are just trying to get their damn homework done.

What's worse is that we are asked to "justify" our answer. The use of the word "justify" says to the student, "it's okay to do this; she's a fatty who will obviously appreciate this thoughtful gift." There are a million ways to rationalize fat shaming or the hatred of women's bodies. We hear it from concern trolls all the time—but fat is unhealthy, don't they know that they're harming their bodies?! Obesity is an EPIDEMIC!!!1eleventy! I'm just trying to help! Well, now we have one more—I'm just giving the loving gift of Weight Watchers.

The prompt also gives us the freedom to "add other details" to our answer. What do they expect students to add to "Weight Watchers is for Rosie O'Donnell because she is fat"? Maybe one of the other concern troll Greatest Hits would be what they're going for.

And yes, this is but one miniscule example of how women's bodies are policed. But I was sitting alone in my room. I don't have a television; I don't listen to the radio. There was no music playing, and my roommates weren't home. I wasn't on the phone or looking in the mirror—hell, I don't even own a mirror bigger than six inches across. I wasn't reading a fashion magazine or watching a movie. I was alone in a silent room trying to finish my homework for the night, and I still got the message that FAT IS BAD and giving a diet as a gift is "justified." To me, that really drives home how ubiquitous fat-shaming is. The idea that we must hate our bodies and everyone else's—and that it's our business to get someone else on a diet—is literally inescapable.

If you'd like to do a bit of teaspooning, the contact information for the publisher is here:

General Customer Service
The McGraw-Hill Companies
P.O. Box 182604
Columbus, OH 43272
Phone: 1-877-833-5524
Fax: 1-614-759-3749
E-mail: customer.service@mcgraw-hill.com

Another way to help out? If any Spanish speakers could teach me how to say "Her body is no one's business but her own, and a diet is a terribly rude gift. I'd take her out to dinner and use the opportunity to discuss her successful career, instead" in Spanish, I'd really appreciate it.

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Wombs Are Tombs—and It's a Good Argument, 'Cuz It Rhymes!

Yesterday, on the daily trainwreck hosted by Sean Hannity over at Fox Nooz, Hannity and his "Great American Panel" of supercool commentators, including rightwing radio douche Bill Cunningham, were discussing Nadya Suleman, and why wouldn't they be opining on a woman's reproductive choices, since that's pretty much the asserted right of every anti-choice misogybag in America.

Anyfucknecks, so Hannity tosses it over to Cunningham for his awesome pontifications, and he comes out with the rather amazing contention that "the official platform of your Democrat Party is that a woman's womb is a tomb." Wow. I've seen some full-tilt anti-choice crazy in my day, but that does just about take the reproductive cake.


[Transcript below.]

I mean, it's true that I've got "Death to America" tattooed on my uterus, but that's just me. I don't think it's an official Democratic Party plank or anything. Geez.
Sean Hannity: And we continue now with our Great American Panel—all right, Bill Cunningham, we believe in individual responsibility as conservatives; let me ask you this: Woman, lives with her parents, in a three-bedroom house, has six kids, she doesn't have a husband, she doesn't have a job, and she gets, you know, she has eight more kids…?

Bill Cunningham: Yeah. Two things come to my mind: One is that there will be millions of Americans working today only to pay the bills for her irresponsibility; it's gonna cost us—saw this report earlier on Fox—something like a million dollars—

Hannity: Just to have the babies!

Cunningham: —to get 'em out of the hospital! Then it's going to be millions of more. You know [to Fox's Democratic Analyst Kirsten Powers], the official platform of your Democrat Party is that a woman's womb is a tomb.

Powers: Oh, come on. This is not my fault.

Cunningham: Normally, women's wombs are tombs, but, in this particular case, where do you stand on fourteen—this is like a litter! And this woman did it—

Powers: I'm opposed to it.

Cunningham: —and I say take all the kids away, take those kids outta there!

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News from Shakes Manor

Iain is home sick today with "a sore froat and ear" which he attributes to at least "twelve different diseases." It's been a week or more coming on, and it's finally caught up to him, so there has been much lying around and whinging and general patheticness. Earlier I caught him flopped half on and half off the sofa, staring off into space, looking remarkably like Stains the Dramatic Cupcake Dog:


Liss: [trying not to laugh] Are you okay, babe?

Iain: Mmph. My froat hurts.

Liss: You look like Stains the Dramatic Cupcake Dog.

Iain: I want a coopcake.

Liss: No cupcakes, stinkabetes-head.

Iain: Rrrrraaawwwrrrr! [<--Half whinge, half growl; sounds like a baby velociraptor.]

Liss: [laughing openly now] Is there anything I can get you?

Iain: The Dark Knight in HD.

Liss: [puts on The Dark Knight in HD] There you go, poor little sick fingle.

Iain: Fank you.

Liss: You're welcome. Batman will heal all.

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Get Thee to a Monastery

The far right, especially the Religious Right, can get worked up over anything. Last month it was some loon going off because Krispy Kreme had a promotion about "freedom of choice" on Inauguration Day, and to them that is a code for abortion. Therefore, the doughnut maker was secretly telling the women of America to kill babies while snarfing down a glazed cruller to celebrate the inauguration of President Obama. You can't make this stuff up.

Now they're going batshit crazy over the stimulus package because it contains language that limits the use of federal funds by religious groups.

No funds awarded under this section may be used for... modernization, renovation, or repair of facilities (i) used for sectarian instruction, religious worship, or a school or department of divinity; or (ii) in which a substantial portion of the functions of the facilities are subsumed in a religious mission.
Augh! The secular humanists, the abortionists, and Teh Gays are going to shut down every church and Baby Jesus celebration station! Can the boxcars and the concentration camps be far behind?

It turns out that this language is the standard language put in every federal spending bill for the last 37 years or so, based on a ruling by the United States Supreme Court in 1971. So either this bit of black-letter law has escaped the attention of the diligent folks at Pat Robertson's law school, or they are willfully pushing this line because they think the people that listen to them are too stupid to bother to check out the basics of the First Amendment of the United States Constitution. My guess is that it's an even split between the two.

I'm all in favor of the Religious Right and the rest of the faith-based community having a say in what goes into the stimulus package; their rights of citizenship aren't limited by their religious choices -- as opposed to the limits they wish to impose on those of us who are gay. But when it comes to putting out either stupidity or willful ignorance, I suggest they take a lesson from religious history. It would do both them and us a lot of good.

HT to War Room.

Cross-posted from Bark Bark Woof Woof.

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Another Reason Why Republicans Will Keep Losing Elections

Rep. Pete Sessions (R-TX) has actually put forth the notion that the Republican Party should actually use the Taliban as a model for opposition "insurgency" against the Democratic White House and Congress:

"Insurgency, we understand perhaps a little bit more because of the Taliban," Sessions said. "And that is that they went about systematically understanding how to disrupt and change a person's entire processes. And these Taliban -- I'm not trying to say the Republican Party is the Taliban. No, that's not what we're saying. I'm saying an example of how you go about [sic] is to change a person from their messaging to their operations to their frontline message. And we need to understand that insurgency may be required when the other side, the House leadership, does not follow the same commands, which we entered the game with."

Sessions said the "Taliban" approach was a reaction to a lack of bipartisan outreach from House Democrats.

When pressed to clarify, Sessions said he was not comparing the House Republican caucus to the Taliban, the Muslim fundamentalist group.

"I simply said one can see that there's a model out there for insurgency," Sessions said before being interrupted by an aide.
I'm sure all Republicans can get on board with the message and actually embrace the Taliban's example as a model of behavior within our own country. The Taliban. You know, those guys we've been trying to defeat for quite some time. The enemy. Sessions wants the party to be just. like. them. The TerroristsTM!

Well, look at the bright side, Pete. With the Taliban totally working their theocracy, you can rest assured that the right-wing Jebus freaks will be right there with ya.

[H/T to ThinkProgress]

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Tactics and Optics and Giving Ammunition to Martyr-Posing Fetus Fetishists

by Matttbastard, a de/transnational and biracial POC with a Canadian passport who hates flying.

[Note to Shakers from Liss: The nuances of the Canadian abortion debate are not totally the same as in America, so that should be borne in mind when commenting. As Matt noted in an email to me, "The pro-choice movement in Canada has a structural disadvantage to the pro-lifers, who have a free national house organ in the form of the National Post and are eager to take hold of any opportunity to get abortion into the public eye." It's not precisely the same fight as it is here, which is just something to keep in mind as you read.]

Let me first lay out a few things, for those who don't know me: I'm militantly pro-choice. A woman's right to bodily autonomy is absolute and unyielding, no compromise, no shades of grey—full stop. Those who would deny a woman the right to full reproductive liberty have, in effect, declared her body to be public property, individual sovereignty superseded by the potential of 'life'; they deserve nothing but contempt and scorn in return for their callous disregard for the asterisk-free humanity of women.

With all that said (y'all had to know this was setting up a "however"), this recent incident at the University of Calgary in Alberta, Canada, is troubling, on numerous levels…

Several students who took part in a graphic anti-abortion display at the University of Calgary have been charged with trespassing, a lawyer for the students says.

The students with University of Calgary Campus Pro-Life have to enter a plea by the end of the month and expect a trial later this year, Canadian Constitution Foundation's executive director John Carpay said in a release.

"The university is created by legislation, governed by legislation and receives more than 60 per cent of its funding from taxpayers," he said. "As a public institution, it does not have the right to discriminate against one group of students by censoring one viewpoint on an issue."

Leah Hallman, president of the anti-abortion group, said three students have been served legal papers, and she expects three more will also be served.

University lawyer Paul Beke said in November the Charter of Rights and Freedoms doesn't apply to universities, and freedom of expression protection doesn't extend to trespassers.

"Protesters are on the university's private property and they have refused to follow the university's instructions," Beke said at the time.

"Because they won't co-operate, they had to give notice to the protesters that they will become illegal protesters. So they will be dealt with legally if they do trespass."
The dispute first came to a head in November of 2008, after members of the University of Calgary Campus Pro-Life Club set up on campus a gruesome poster display it calls the "Genocide Awareness Project," which, according to CBC News, shows images of "aborted fetuses and compare abortion to the Holocaust, the Ku Klux Klan and the genocide in Rwanda."

CBC News also reports that "university administrators asked the group, which has about 30 members, to make the posters less visible, citing safety concerns. But when members refused to comply, the school issued a letter [in October] threatening legal action against group members if they bring the displays on campus." The trespassing charges issued this past Monday are apparently the culmination of the previously disregarded warnings.

The Pro-Life Club has put up similar displays several times since 2005, and, according to Campus Pro-Life president Leah Hallman, "The university had previously displayed signs saying that our right to be there and to put up the display was protected under the Canadian Charter of Rights and Freedoms. And then we watched them cover that sign up."

In a statement released Tuesday, The Abortion Rights Coalition of Canada (ARCC) puts constitutional arguments over "free speech" into broader context:
Regardless of constitutional arguments, the display is considered highly offensive and inappropriate for a university environment. "To compare abortion with genocide is exploitive and insensitive to real victims of genocide," said Lianne McTavish, another spokesperson for the Abortion Rights Coalition of Canada. "The display is especially disturbing because it appears to equate women who have abortions to Nazis and other genocidal murderers," she said. "Women students not only have a legal right to abortion, they have a right not to become targets of discrimination on their own campus."
As Toronto Star columnist (and kick-ass blogger) Antonia Zerbisias further notes, "it's not as if these pro-forced pregnancy types were banned from campus, which is private property by the way [emph. added]. They were allowed to put up their extremist displays, but according to certain rules. But still, they persist."

Still, I can't help but think that libertarian feminist blogger JJ may be correct when she contends that "an intelligent society should be able to make this distinction and summarily dismiss such bullshit without the friendly assistance of the State Goon Squad."

JJ further elucidates a pragmatic reason for supporters of reproductive liberty to denounce and reject the U of C's recent legal maneuvers:
[N]ow that Uof C has decided to go the Goon Squad route, all I can say is
STOP! Stop giving them so much publicity!!

This is exactly what they want: PERSECUTION, they thrive on it and revel in it.

The best thing to do with the campus anti-choice doucheclub is just ignore them. They'll always be around, foaming and jibbering and waving their plastic fetuses in the background, why not just keep them there instead of making them the center of nationwide attention as censorship martyrs and giving them the persecution high they crave?
Indeed, the trespassing charges have already become somewhat of a cause celebre among anti-choice factions in Canada, providing them with a national forum to air anti-choice/anti-woman propaganda from an affected position of feigned persecution and martyrdom, as opposed to the limited boundaries of a university campus.

And what about if the roles were reversed, and a pro-choice organization on campus was facing persecution from a university, spurred on by vindictive pro-lifers? Anti-abortion groups are not free speech absolutists; they are comprised of militant activists with a specific and singular agenda, political opportunists willing to do whatever it takes to further the ultimate goal of eliminating reproductive liberty and reducing women to procreative vassals—"mere instrument[s] of production", as Marx put it. It would not surprise me to see a subsequent, vengeful quid pro quo effort on the part of Canadian social conservatives—a move that could further chill campus speech to the detriment of free and open discourse within private institutions of higher learning.

Plus, as Fern Hill, quoting from a recent speech by Canadian anti-feminist commentator Barbara Kay, observes, allowing extreme rhetoric like this to be aired out in public may ultimately do more damage to the anti-abortion movement than good:
I wonder if those who think the GAP campaign is defensible have really assessed the damaging image it creates in intelligent observers' minds. It brands you as people who feel passionately, but who do not think clearly. High emotion and the absence of reason are the marks of extremists and conspiracy theorists.
But is it fair to expect women to simply suck it up and ignore those who would brazenly compare them to genocidal mass-murderers and racial terrorists? To once again quote ARCC spokesperson Lianne McTavish, "Women students not only have a legal right to abortion, they have a right not to become targets of discrimination on their own campus."

And, ultimately, that inalienable right should also extend to women across the nation, not simply confined to the boundaries of a university campus, even if doing so requires a tenuous constitutional (and tactical) balancing act.

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Daily Kitteh



"Look into my eyes. You will give me delicious food, followed by
a generous helping of catnip. Look into my eyes. Food. Catnip."

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Breaking News: Justice Ginsberg Treated for Cancer

CNN is reporting that "U.S. Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg had surgery today for pancreatic cancer."

The AP says the cancer is in the early stages, and Ginsberg is expected to remain in the hospital for about a week.

Ginsberg is currently the only woman serving on the Supreme Court and is one of its "liberals."

Get well soon, Justice Ginsberg!

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The Radical Gay Agenda—for Kids!

The Gay Alphabet

Responding to political insinuations that homosexuals "effectively advertise, glamorise and recruit people" to their lifestyle, a handful of creatives used their downtime to develop a tongue-in-cheek recruitment campaign for la vie en gay. (Link)
Learn to be gay!

Obviously, as Cult Leader of the Feminazi Cooter League, I have a vested interest in gay recruitment to ensure we stay flush with Barney Frank-Certified FertilofagsTM.

[H/T to Shaker GoldFishy, whose irresistible cuteness is a gay recruiting tool all its own. Seriously—he's like one of the Top 10 Cutest Gayz in America. Visit The Gay Alphabet.]

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Dispatches from Mr. Petulant

Pet is "having technological problems AGAIN" and is sending me hilarious missives via dial-up (which I am sharing with his permission, since he can't post, as, "It takes forever for the Blogger dashboard to load and I am not patient this morning," like he's ever patient):

I am on dial-up at the moment as my router died. Once I got the new router set-up, my fucking cable went out. So now I am waiting and waiting. I am also a snotty mess. A snotty mess and slow loading webpages do not make Petulant happy. Where's my Nyquil?!
Do you by chance know a good drugstore nail polish? I have this incredible urge to paint my toenails.
I don't remember a time, except maybe after 9/11, that all the news networks carried the White House Press Briefing EVERY DAY in its entirety. It is a new administration, but the WHPB is usually an afterthought by the news media when the Press Secretary fucks up something. MSNBC just wants to give Chuck Todd as much air time as possible. Every day, show the press briefing, then Todd regurgitates.
Heavens to Murgatroyd! I am out of butter! How can I be out of butter? I always have spare butter in the freezer. OMG! I am out of butter. I am going to starve.
I can't remember the last time I got an email with pertinent news stories from Buzzflash. All Buzz seems to email are solicitations for ridiculous Obama merchandise: beanie caps, grocery bags, flashlights, etc.

I don't want to meet the people who would wear an Obama beanie cap or use an Obama flashlight to find their way when the electrical grid collapses.

I thought the fucking Obama gold coins were unnecessary. Now, Obama riding the unicorn starts to look classy.
I have to scrub my body again because the outside world soiled it. I always feel dirty every time I leave the house and return. NASTY WORLD! Shit! I forgot to buy nail polish. BUT I DID BUY BUTTER! Yay! I won't starve.
The writer is a fancy-pants elitist who parks his car on a rug.

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