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I've got a new piece up at The Guardian's Comment is free America about the whole "lipstick on a pig" controversy. I covered my position on this subject here yesterday, but today I expand a bit on the tone-deafness of the comment and why Obama needs to be careful about handing the GOP anything to use against him, even if they've got to twist it out of shape to do it.

It was nonetheless exceptionally tone-deaf; Palin had, merely a week earlier, taken to the national stage and firmly associated herself with the image of a pitbull in lipstick. Inevitably, the "lipstick on a pig" line was going to invoke that widely-discussed bit of Palin's address, and Obama should have known to lay off of it. There's no reason to hand the most mendacious people in the world stuff to use against you.

And use it against him they did – positioning themselves as some sort of feminist crusaders, even as they simultaneously cast their own veep candidate as a helpless damsel being stalked by wild animals.

It's breathtakingly audacious, and just as infuriating.

Because here's the thing about the GOP erroneously playing "the gender card" by co-opting feminist rhetoric and twisting it into some funhouse mirror version of feminism to be wielded as a weapon against the Democrats: It contributes to a cultural environment in which legitimate complaints about sexist rhetoric are already not taken as seriously as they should be, where they are routinely dismissed with charges of hypersensitivity and hysteria. That the GOP will further discredit feminism in the process of destroying Obama is not a flaw of this strategy, but a feature.

That's bigger than Obama – and that's why I'm hard on him.

He can't give them anything.

Not an inch. Not a word.
The whole thing is here.

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Obama on Letterman

Below is video of Senator Barack Obama on Letterman last night [transcript], which, despite my earlier criticism—and one more I'll make that he needs to stay the hell away from jokes like "But, you know, [lipstick on a pig is] a common expression in at least Illinois; I don't know about New York City. I don't know where you put lipstick on here," because, irrespective of intent, that sounds like some drag/transphobic shit right there—had some good moments.

His bit about how the McCain campaign has conceded Obama's framing, that the election is about change, was really strong—

[U]ltimately what we've seen over the last week is a concession on the part of the McCain campaign that this election is going to be about change. You'll recall, you know, for the last two years, we've been talking about needing to change how Washington works, how the country is managed and people were saying, 'No, it's about experience, experience, experience,' and over the last week and a half I think they recognized that, no, the American people want something fundamentally different and for a good reason. Because when you travel, it doesn't matter whether you're here in New York City or a tiny hamlet somewhere in the Midwest, what you find is people are just having a tough time right now. The economy is not working for middle class families, incomes have gone down, people don't have healthcare, you've got foreclosures all across the country, and so people want something different, and whoever makes the better case that we have had enough of the last eight years, we need something fundamentally new, whoever makes that case to the American people will be the next President
—as was the bit about how Bush told people to go shopping after 9/11 when he should have asked them to invest in alternative energy:
[After 9/11, in] the United States, there was just this outpouring—you remember, people wanted to do something, and, you know, George Bush asked them to shop, and if we had instead said, 'You know what, we are going to reduce our dependence on Middle Eastern oil,' or, you know, 'We are going to create the kinds of energy-efficient economy that will allow us to weaken the forces of terror,' that could have made an incredible difference and I think you could have mobilized the American people around bold plans on energy that would make sure that we weren't continuing to be in the situation we're in today.
He needs to hammer those memes hard, and leave the lipstick jokes to Jay Leno.

And "It's Disneyland, man" totally made me LOL.

(See, that's the thing—he can be funny without the lipstick jokes.)

Watch if for no other reason than to remember a time when we had presidents who could speak in coherent sentences and string them together into fully-formed ideas that make sense—and ponder the possibility that day may yet come again. What a concept.






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Obama Racism/Muslim/Unpatriotic/Scary Black Dude Watch, #80

This is the cover of the October 2008 issue of professional asshole Glenn Beck's magazine, Fusion:

Glenn Beck is a douchebag

Yes, which is it? Is Barack Obama a messiah—or is he freaking Mussolini, a white fascist despot who, for a start, oversaw an invasion of Ethiopia that left hundreds of thousands of black Africans dead?

Do I even need to explain how fucked up this is?

[H/T to Shaker Amanda.]

H/T to Shaker Amanda. Obama Racism/Muslim/Unpatriotic/Scary Black Dude Watch: Parts One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, Ten, Eleven, Twelve, Thirteen, Fourteen, Fifteen, Sixteen, Seventeen, Eighteen, Nineteen, Twenty, Twenty-One, Twenty-Two, Twenty-Three, Twenty-Four, Twenty-Five, Twenty-Six, Twenty-Seven, Twenty-Eight, Twenty-Nine, Thirty, Thirty-One, Thirty-Two, Thirty-Three, Thirty-Four, Thirty-Five, Thirty-Six, Thirty-Seven, Thirty-Eight, Thirty-Nine, Forty, Forty-One, Forty-Two, Forty-Three, Forty-Four, Forty-Five, Forty-Six, Forty-Seven, Forty-Eight, Forty-Nine, Fifty, Fifty-One, Fifty-Two, Fifty-Three, Fifty-Four, Fifty-Five, Fifty-Six, Fifty-Seven, Fifty-Eight, Fifty-Nine, Sixty, Sixty-One, Sixty-Two, Sixty-Three, Sixty-Four, Sixty-Five, Sixty-Six, Sixty-Seven, Sixty-Eight, Sixty-Nine, Seventy, Seventy-One, Seventy-Two, Seventy-Three, Seventy-Four, Seventy-Five, Seventy-Six, Seventy-Seven, Seventy-Eight, Seventy-Nine.

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I Write Letters

Dear Senator Obama:

When you go to visit David Letterman, or anyone else for that matter, please stop saying things like:

This is something that George Bush has done well is work on AIDS issues in Africa, he has made a serious commitment to it and I give him credit for it.
Because it's not true. Or, at best, it's only half the story.

George Bush's AIDS initiative in Africa has helped save lives via treatment, but, because of "the White House's AIDS prevention mantra—which prescribes abstinence and marital fidelity, with condoms only for 'high risk' groups like prostitutes and truck drivers," it has put millions of more lives at risk. In Uganda, where a comprehensive AIDS prevention program successfully lowered infection rates in the 1990s, the rates are now rising again—because the Bush administration has effectively "refashioned Uganda's anti-HIV campaign to fit the distorted notions of American conservatives."
Under the current policy, one third of the money allocated to HIV prevention goes to abstinence-only campaigns, often run by evangelical allies of the administration.

But this figure is also deceptive, because the prevention budget includes things like fighting mother-to-child transmission. In fact, a full two-thirds of the money for the prevention of the sexual spread of HIV goes to abstinence. What's left is targeted to groups considered high-risk. HIV-activists have spent the last two decades trying to show that condoms aren't just for prostitutes and the promiscuous; Bush has undone much of their work.

…Stephen Lewis, who until last year was the United Nations Secretary General's Special Envoy for HIV/AIDS in Africa [on] the balance between the harmful and the helpful aspects of Bush's AIDS initiative: "It really is difficult to quantify," he said. "The only thing one can categorically say is that the overemphasis on abstinence probably resulted in an unnecessary number of additional infections." That this policy is celebrated as Bush's greatest moral achievement shouldn't be understood as praise.
I hope I don't need to tell you, Senator, that it is women's lives who are disproportionately put at risk by programs that don't encourage the use of condoms, and that a focus on abstinence and marital fidelity ignores realities of women's lives in Africa, where rape is epidemic and "women make up the majority of new infections and marriage is a primary risk factor" because of male infidelity.
"We are now seeing a shift in recent years to abstinence only," [Beatrice Were, the founder of Uganda's National Community of Women Living with HIV and AIDS] said. "We are expected to abstain when we are young girls and to be faithful when we are married to men who rape us, who are not necessarily faithful to us, who batter us."
George Bush is the reason for that foolish expectation. He doesn't deserve your unqualified praise—and I really hope you don't offer it again.

Sincerely,
Liss

P.S. This is the sort of thing that makes feminists itchy about your commitment to women's issues, just so's ya know.

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Two-Minute Nostalgia Sublime

SuperTed

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September 11, 2001

9/11/01 by Art Spiegelman for The New Yorker

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Project Runway Open Thread

My apologies for the two-week hiatus while my head was up my ass completely consumed by the conventions...



DON'T BORE NINA!!!

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Question of the Day

What's the most regrettable fashion fad in which you've participated?

I am chronically unhip, aside from my OMG Shoez, and I'm pretty thoroughly a jeans-and-sweater (or t-shirt) girl, so fashion fads usually blow right by me without ever landing. Nonetheless, the answer to this question was not at all difficult to come up with for me.

I've only got one word for you: Crimping.

This isn't me...but it coulda been.

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Unfit

John McCain is unfit for office. Pass it on.

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Quote of the Day

"Make no mistake about this, Hillary Clinton is as qualified or more qualified than I am to be vice president of the United States of America. Let's get that straight. She's a truly close personal friend and she is qualified to be President of the United States of America, she's easily qualified to be Vice President of the United States of America and quite frankly it might have been a better pick than me. I mean that sincerely, she's first rate."Joe Biden, responding to a voter who said he was glad Biden had been chosen as Obama's running mate instead of Clinton.

Re: she might have been a better pick—at least Biden and I agree on something.

In all seriousness, that was a class move.

Also, in all seriousness, quoth Broce: "Watch the spin. it'll be 'Even BIDEN admits he isnt a good choice'." Sob.

[H/T to Shaker Irim, in comments.]

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We Hate John McCain

Olivia: John McCain, I can't even look at you.

Livsy is horrified

Matilda: I can.

Tilsy is pissed

Go fuck yourself.

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And you can bet Melissa McEwan approves this message too.

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In Bed with Big Oil

No, really.

Government officials handling billions of dollars in oil royalties improperly engaged in sex with employees of energy companies they were dealing with and received numerous gifts from them, federal investigators said Wednesday.

The alleged transgressions involve 13 former and current Interior Department employees in Denver and Washington. Their alleged improprieties include rigging contracts, working part-time as private oil consultants, and having sexual relationships with — and accepting golf and ski trips and dinners from — oil company employees, according to three reports released Wednesday by the Interior Department's inspector general.
Read the whole IG report here (pdf).

[H/T to ThinkProgress]

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McCain's a Disingenuous Asshole, Part II

You might have noticed that the McCain advert accusing Obama of calling Palin a pig is no longer available. That's because CBS has demanded YouTube remove it based on its misuse of footage of their anchor, Katie Couric:

"One of the great lessons of that campaign is the continued and accepted role of sexism in American life," Couric is quoted in the ad.

In the original clip, which aired months before Palin entered the race, Couric was talking about Hillary Clinton. The ad applies her words to Palin.
John McCain has no respect for the truth. None. McCain is a liar. He can't win on issues, so he'll try to win by any other means necessary. He has no honor and no integrity.

I'm Melissa McEwan, and I approve that message.

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I'm sorry; who is this Bush you speak of?

Eric Boehlert:

CNN.com announced last week that among McCain's top political priorities for the Republican convention was his "need to make it clear that his first term will not be Bush's third term."

In fact, it was probably the worst kept secret in St. Paul: McCain had to completely cut ties with the wildly unpopular Republican incumbent and his record of failure. Republicans in St. Paul sure did their best whitewashing Bush: For the entire convention, Bush's name was only mentioned six times from the podium, according to a running count kept by a Los Angeles Times blog.

…But if McCain did pull off the great escape, it was only thanks to the press and the way eager journalists pitched in to erase Bush from the political picture.

And here's why: The press is just as anxious as McCain to have Bush go away. The press is just as anxious as McCain to forget about the failures of the last eight years. Why? Because the press, like McCain, is partly to blame for Bush's White House misadventure.
Go read the whole thing.

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Wednesday Blogaround

What's the frequency, Shakers?

Recommended Reading:

Tobes: ND Gang Rape Victim Denied Justice

Tracey: Getting Head

Echidne: John Tierney: A Martian

Marcella: Great People Were the Product of Rape Meme

Evil Bender: Joe Biden's Problem

Kathy: "Can-do, no-excuses, moose-hunting feminism"

Leave your links in comments...

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Lies, Cover-Ups, and the Culture of Protecting Our Boys

by Ginmarliberal pinko commie hippie feminist female combat veteran who loves zombies and werewolves and hates trolls, twits, and MRAs.

Col. Ann Wright has written a powerful piece about the murders of US military women being disguised as suicides. Several of these women were obviously assaulted and murdered by unknown assailants, mirroring the murders of military women at Fort Bragg by men they were involved with in some way; two of those murder victims were pregnant. The last case she cites, that of Spc. Kamisha Block, reveals how the military let down the soldier, her family, and everyone: Block was assaulted by the same soldier three times, though he was punished only once, permitted to stay in the same unit, and finally—no doubt encouraged by getting away with it twice—he killed her by shooting her five times and then killed himself in the same tent. Her family was told she was murdered by a shot to the chest, but noticed other wounds not mentioned in the report.

Reading between the lines, though, the thing that comes up is that by claiming all these deaths are suicides, the Army is in effect covering for these murderous soldiers, keeping them unpunished, keeping them in the ranks, and keeping women afraid for their lives. I don't think, at least on the part of some of these investigators, that this is an accident. It's a feature. It's an advantage.

I guarantee that while the military claims that they don't know what happened, the soldiers' companies know just about every detail, especially with murderers and rapists running free. Sexism in the military comes where and when and from whom you least expect it. When the military is good for women, it's better than civilian life ever can be; when it's bad, it's a lynching party for women.

The standard depends not on regulations, but on commanders, and there's subtle ways that they can show the (male) troops that the bitches don't matter. If your commander cracks down on sexist language without resorting to sarcasm, without blaming 'PC' or 'over sensitive people', you've got a keeper, and many men rise to the occasion because they see it as a simple matter of justice.

Those men and their regard for the women they serve with are being betrayed by others. Women are being raped, assaulted, and murdered, and men in power are letting them get away with it. What are they doing to Iraqis? What are they going to do to civilians when they get home? The clusters of cases at Ft. Bragg provides a clue; men get home, surrounded by the same people they served with and whatever secrets they have, and their wife—their underling, their possession, their servant—mouths off or something and they kill her.

It seems pretty apparent that men who don't regard women in this way don't do this kind of thing. It also seems pretty apparent in the way these cases surface and fade from the public consciousness that this is not a military problem, but a societal one. After all, we live in the culture these soldiers come from. The military might be a mostly boys-only club, but a lot of those boys come from single parent homes, and a lot of the men grow up loving and respecting women.

It takes a single voice to stop these crooked investigations. It took a single soldier to expose Abu Ghraib; now he's in hiding for betraying our guys, our patriots. The leaders are complicit in it, because in the military the buck stops at the top, even though it's lower-ranking enlisted or women in general who get punished. A drill Sgt. at the Aberdeen Proving Grounds was convicted of eighteen counts of rape and got six months. That's ten days per rape.

The public ate up the story of Jessica Lynch, who told the truth the first chance she got. Shoshonna Johnston, however—not so much. A WOC, with a kid, taken captive? Too many echoes there. It's not like black women have ever been taken captive before in this culture. Pat Tilman was killed by his own men, and coincidentally, a huge liberal who'd had disagreements with fellow soldiers before. It's a tragedy—but is it deliberate? When you look at the information the military suppresses, it's not merely fear of exposure that they're afraid of. In case after case, the investigators go to some effort to suppress, deny, and cover up. This is not the Army way of doing things, this is not what they tell you to do in Basic, what you look up to when you find yourself with military bosses who look out for you before you even know there's a problem.

This is a betrayal of everything everyone who loves the military loves most.

If the military were eager to avoid shame and repercussions, here's the way to do it. Announce what happened, punish the wrong doer severely, and care for the victim. Investigate fully and openly. Make sure the changes take. If you want an honorable military and stand-up soldiers, that's what you do.

However, this is a new military. It's still all-volunteer, but it's been run into the ground by two wars, and it's hurting for bodies. The military needs women to fill gaps, and even so they're still accepting recruits with criminal records. Add to that the unreconstructed sexism of our culture, which is intensified in a macho, nearly all-male environment, and you have a recipe for rape and harassment, and, yes, even murder.

Maybe especially murder, because these guys have sat through the same briefings I have, where rape accusations are discussed as if 15% of the soldiers—the women—were committing fully 50% of the assaults, and where lots of time is devoted to false accusations and those lying whores who make them. The military briefing urges 'people' to avoid alcohol, but it states that 52% of rapes 'happen' when alcohol is a factor. 48% is nothing to sneeze at—it's well within the margin for error—but that brings up the specter of the cold, calculating sober rapist, while everyone knows that soldiers drink and hahaha you should just keep to your barracks room if you don't want trouble. When soldiers (men, that is) drink, they just get a little excited. After all, they spend all their time doing hard jobs, what do you want?

Women are never accepted as soldiers in this milieu, in this discussion, just the way they're missing from the public discussion of soldiers, combat, and treatment. Female soldiers are discussed in terms of attractiveness, marital status, and reproductive results, but male soldiers are never identified as someone's husband. Making women second class citizens is what the culture at large does to women, so why is it any surprise that men do it in the military? Once you're second class, well, you're an acceptable victim. When you speak up, you're confusing the paradigm, so the best thing to do is sweep aside the accuser and forget about it. The word soldier these days is short hand for 'he doesn't need to rape', and if he doesn't need to rape, he doesn't need to torture, either, even if those brown-skinned terrorists ask for it.

The military response to Abu Ghraib is instructive. Exposed by a specialist, the accusations were horrifying and all too true, but the military concentrated on damage control. One female general and a bunch of lower-ranking soldiers took the fall, but the face of the scandal was not the higher-ranking people but one female soldier: Lynndie England, who got hit by a double whammy; being a torturer was never in doubt with her, and besides, she was a woman and women are supposed to be more decent than men, didn't you know?

This pedestal technique, which hit England twice—once on the way up, so to say, and once on the way down—is a way of extorting more work from women while shutting them up silently. England was judged by the standard and founding wanting, then subjected to more criticism because she failed to meet it. She was a single mom, but Specialist Charles Granger was a wife beater who somehow evaded the military's prohibition on wife beaters, and also avoided becoming the face of the scandal. England had a child with him, but he was never referred to an unwed dad or a 'single father'—the far more complimentary term applied to men with children.

In fact, Granger's alleged history of a wife-beating should have been the subject of an investigation by itself, but it surfaced briefly and disappeared. So do a lot of these accusations. Wife beaters in the military are supposed to be restricted from contact with weapons, which ends a lot of careers. Because the military is based on men and men's needs, not a lot of careers are ultimately damaged by these regulations. If being a 'pussy' or a whiner is the worst thing you can be, then tuning up such a person is no big deal and might in fact represent a public service.

If your family isn't safe from you, then how safe is the general public? How safe are Iraqis? How safe is anybody, when service members leave the service with its pesky UCMJ regs and become members of the lawless, gun- and rape-happy Blackwater?

The military has said all the right things, but the execution is lacking. Take, for example. Brig. Gen. Mark Kimmet, talking about Abu Ghraib:

The first thing I’d say is we’re appalled as well. These are our fellow soldiers. These are the people we work with every day, and they represent us. They wear the same uniform as us, and they let their fellow soldiers down…
So far, so good.
Our soldiers could be taken prisoner as well. And we expect our soldiers to be treated well by the adversary, by the enemy.
And here he veers off into base practicality, which ought to be beneath someone discussing the honor of the military.
And if we can't hold ourselves up as an example of how to treat people with dignity and respect…
This needs no justification, so why is he justifying it? Why does he need reasons to behave this way? Such as this:
We can't ask that other nations to that to our soldiers as well. [...] So what would I tell the people of Iraq? This is wrong. This is reprehensible. But this is not representative of the 150,000 soldiers that are over here [...] I'd say the same thing to the American people... Don't judge your army based on the actions of a few.
It took Hugh Thompson, the hero of My Lai, thirty years to find recognition for doing what all soldiers should be doing: protecting the helpless and doing the right thing. Kimmet's justification for not using torture is an attempt to find a reason for decency, as if it's not its own justification.

If a general needs a reason, then imagine some low life who joined the military from a white supremacist group or a drug gang's thought processes: no justification needed. It's just okay to attack women. (One thing that continually surprises me is how the sexism of these two groups is completely invisible. Racism is an official or group activity, but sexism is a private one, every man to his own standards, so it's okay.)

The military, of course, has regulations against rape and wife-beating, but though the wife-beating rate in the military is estimated to be twice that of the civilian population, punishments do not match the percentage. I use wife-beating, by the way, because so many military spouses are not in the military, and therefore have no standing if the husband's attacker is sexist.

Recently, the DOD defied a a subpoena and refused to allow a key sexual assault expert to testify before Congress. This not the mark of a department that wishes to clean house and fix the problem. This is desperate ass covering, and the worst thing about all this, all of this, is the suspicion that they're covering their asses not with the general public but with their own soldiers.

If regulations against sexism and its offspring, rape, abuse, harassment, beating, and murder were enforced, many male soldiers in the military would simply defect or quit. (Of course, many would simply shrug and go back to their jobs because this is what they'd been doing all along.) Still others now have the option of joining Blackwater, for huge salaries, unlimited ammo, and no checks whatsoever on their behavior.

This is the same thing threatened when the military desegregated itself, but there's a difference. The people who integrated the military were men. A man can look at another man and see another person. Too many men, civilian and military alike, see a woman and do not see a person. Why change the military on behalf of non-persons who aren't in combat, who aren't real soldiers, who are just there to get some money and get out, and who by their very presence are distracting and detrimental to unit cohesion?

Why indeed?

Every time the military covers up a murder as a suicide, they are answering that question: We won't. Every time a military briefing about rape is given over to sexist slurs against women—"They just lie about it anyway; go to a whore instead; you pay for sex no matter what; they just change their mind afterward"—military men get the message that all the regs in the world don't matter one bit on the ground, that it's business as usual, except in the military it's easier.

The message isn't being sent to the public. It's being sent to men, both in and out of the military.

Evidently, it's being received, loud and clear.

(Crossposted.)

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Because Kitteh Pictures Have Been Requested to Offset the Horror

Where's Waldo Sophie?

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Peekaboo!

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Obama Racism/Muslim/Unpatriotic/Scary Black Dude Watch, #79

How low will McCain go? At least as low as to imply that Obama is a fucking wolf hunting down Sarah Palin, just because he's doing basic opposition research on her.


Voiceover: The attacks on Governor Palin have been called "completely false," "misleading," and they've just begun. The Journal reports Obama "air-dropped a mini-army of thirty lawyers, investigators and opposition researchers" into Alaska to dig dirt on Governor Palin. As Obama drops in the polls, he'll try to destroy her. Obama's politics of hope? Empty words.

McCain: I'm John McCain, and I approve this message.
The female voiceover is a nice touch. I love how the McCain campaign is simultaneously positioning itself as a great feminist champion, even as it casts its female veep candidate as a helpless damsel being stalked by wild animals and uses a woman to deliver that message.

(Meanwhile, I wonder why Palin just doesn't get in her airplane and shoot those big scary wolves.)

You know, it's not doing women any favors by pretending that being vetted by an opponent is akin to being stalked by a pack of wolves. That's what any candidate should expect, regardless of their sex—and asserting that a woman should be excepted from the typical campaign process is the real sexism here, not doing oppo research on her.

Of course, people who don't really pay attention to politics, who will think it's somehow unusual for a candidate to send a team of researchers to check out an opponent's background, who don't realize the GOP's been digging through Obama's history with a fine-toothed comb for nearly two years, will see this ad and shake their heads and tsk tsk at what a horrible person Obama is for mucking around in that poor woman's past.

And because a GOP advert just isn't complete with a Machiavellian appeal to the lizard brain, let's recall the infamous "Wolves" ad that was run by the Bush campaign in the closing weeks of the 2004 campaign, impugning Kerry's defense record, in which Islamic terrorists were conflated with wolves stalking America as their prey. This ad is a clear callback to that ad—terrorists are wolves; Obama is a wolf; Obama is a terrorist.

It's really quite breathtaking it its audacity.

[H/T to Shaker Rebecca, in comments. Obama Racism/Muslim/Unpatriotic/Scary Black Dude Watch: Parts One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, Ten, Eleven, Twelve, Thirteen, Fourteen, Fifteen, Sixteen, Seventeen, Eighteen, Nineteen, Twenty, Twenty-One, Twenty-Two, Twenty-Three, Twenty-Four, Twenty-Five, Twenty-Six, Twenty-Seven, Twenty-Eight, Twenty-Nine, Thirty, Thirty-One, Thirty-Two, Thirty-Three, Thirty-Four, Thirty-Five, Thirty-Six, Thirty-Seven, Thirty-Eight, Thirty-Nine, Forty, Forty-One, Forty-Two, Forty-Three, Forty-Four, Forty-Five, Forty-Six, Forty-Seven, Forty-Eight, Forty-Nine, Fifty, Fifty-One, Fifty-Two, Fifty-Three, Fifty-Four, Fifty-Five, Fifty-Six, Fifty-Seven, Fifty-Eight, Fifty-Nine, Sixty, Sixty-One, Sixty-Two, Sixty-Three, Sixty-Four, Sixty-Five, Sixty-Six, Sixty-Seven, Sixty-Eight, Sixty-Nine, Seventy, Seventy-One, Seventy-Two, Seventy-Three, Seventy-Four, Seventy-Five, Seventy-Six, Seventy-Seven, Seventy-Eight.]

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