Courage

Brave Hillary Swank is reportedly putting on weight, and lots of it, for an upcoming role.

"She'll gain 20 to 30 pounds," we're told by a source close to the production. "It's no sweat. She's played a man before. She can handle anything."
What a trooper.

Hey, she butched up and played a dude, so she can do something as harrowing as putting on a few pounds. How courageous of her, to play someone not rail thin. That takes guts, no pun intended. Or not. Wevs.

Seriously, I am sick of hearing how brave and heroic it is for someone to step outside Hollywood's notion of beauty. It's such bullshit. Besides, we all know what true heroism is.

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Question of the Day

Are you looking at me?

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Subtext

If you read between the lines of the Republicans' expressions of support for the Palin family and their choice to welcome Bristol Palin's child into the world and their now-apparent understanding of the real-world scenario of teenagers and sex, there's an unmistakable sigh of relief: "At least she's straight!"

Tangentially, the Virginia delegation is missing out on all the fun in the Twin Cities. (I wonder if they still have Speedo night at the Gay 90's...)

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Action Item: Freedom of the Press

It's hard to believe that in this country we're actually at the point where journalists can be intimidated and detained for no reason whatsoever and that we need to remind people of this thing we have called freedom of the press.

The watchdog group, I-Witness Video, held a meeting at a private residence when police surrounded the house and arrested everyone on the property. Keep in mind that this took place before the convention protests even started, and they had done absolutely nothing illegal.

Follow that up with the arrest of two Democracy Now! producers who were well within their rights to cover a breaking story (and charged with conspiracy to riot..???) and the subsequent arrest of Amy Goodman who was simply trying to find out where her producers were.

Finish it off with an AP photographer getting arrested at the same time for the highly egregious act of doing his job: covering the protests. A guy with press pass credentials and a camera just reeks of violent protest, doesn't it?

As Timothy Karr points out, freedom of the press extends to all journalists, not just the bubbleheads who are part of the mainstream entertainment media. Let's help the officials in St. Paul by reminding them of that fact, no matter how pesky it might seem to them or the other powers that be that cannot stand to receive criticism or watch their mistakes.

There is no ambiguity here.

Freepress has set up an action item page to send a note condemning the arrests of journalists and to drop all charges against them. Please take a moment to stop by and add your voices to the mix.

[H/T to Shaker HelenHuntingdon]

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Quote of the Day

"If a child becomes ill and is rushed to the hospital, and you're on the hotline with both Israel and Iran as nuclear tempers are flaring, where's your attention going to be?"Dr. Laura, heinous fuckneck and professional concern troll, who's furious that the GOP couldn't find "one competent female with adult children to run for Vice President with McCain."

Naturally, she never asked this question about George Bush, who entered the Oval Office with two young daughters.

Of course, she didn't have to. We all know where his attention would be if one of his kids was ill and there was a crisis in the Middle East: Same place it always is—on thinking how funny it is when a monkey rides a bike.

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Caption This Photo



So... need me to set up the table or anything?

(Via CuteOverload)

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Patriotic Image of the Day

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Regarding that special needs child & good parenting critique…

Steps on soapbox…

A bitch’s older brother Bill is autistic…very autistic…aphasic, hyperactive, sensitive to light and touch and sound…autistic as hell.

I have spent my entire life with autism in my world, so I feel that I know a little bit about how having a person with special needs impacts a family.

Blink.

My mother dedicated her life to helping my brother find a way to cope in a world that isn’t tolerant of understanding of difference. I watched as she sank deeply into a depression that, sadly, she has never fully recovered from…all because she couldn’t find that cure or treatment that would fix my brother.

Not all parents respond like that and this bitch isn’t trying to make an absolute statement.

What I will say is this – every family needs to make the decision that is right for them…for all of them and for the family as a whole…regarding who works or who stay home or what adjustments are made.

And I know this one true thing…my brother is now in residential treatment and it takes a rotating staff of eight people to do what my mother did for the first 13 years of my brother’s life.

She got shit done...big time!

And she went to college, sorta-raised her two other kids (long story...trust a bitch) and struggled with the guilt slathered on her by all manner of opinionated people for every second she didn't spend with my brother.

So, whether Gov. Palin is a parent of a special needs child or whether she’s just a mother with a lot of chil’ren who are going through the shit that chil’ren will go through doesn’t warrant some of the knee jerk throw-back 1950's bullshit I’ve read in the last few days.

We need to replace “she should stay at home and be a mother to those kids” with “how can society and our communities best support the needs of real American families.”

I’ve seen the dark side of absolute sacrifice and that shit doesn’t empower anything but more absolute sacrifice.

And should I ever lose my mind and seek to run for some sort of political office…gulp…I pity the fool who comes at me with some bullshit about how I need to keep my angry ass home because I’m co-guardian to my autistic brother and have a lot of dawgs and tons of other shit going on.

…and then steps firmly back onto solid ground.

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Oopsy!

John McCain's "maverick reformer" image is largely based on the fact that he disdains earmarks, i.e. pork barrel spending. If you're not totally familiar with what that term means, it's a practice in which funding for congress members' pet projects back home are tacked onto other bills, so you'll see things like "$1 million for a statue of local hero Ernie Fucknutz" tacked onto a piece of totally unrelated legislation, ensuring that everyone who votes for the main bill, which could be something like strengthening environmental regulations, will, as they vote to clean up the Great Lakes or wev, also vote to give Senator Douchehound a million bucks for his Fucknutz-worshipping peeps back home.*

(It's also routinely used by one party to force members of the other party into voting against bills that will look bad during reelections. Say: GOP Senator Muckbucket gets a hold of an education bill that would fund a computer program in rural school districts and earmarks $100 million for a new nuclear facility in Butthole, Indiana. Democratic Senators then vote against the bill because of the earmark attached, and send the bill back to be remarked, but GOP Senator Muckbucket and all his colleagues can now say that the Democrats voted against funding rural schools. So when earmarking isn't being used as an ATM, it's being used as blackmail.)

Anyway…

Earlier this week, the LA Times reported that, despite the assertion of McCain's running mate Sarah Palin that she's "championed reform to end the abuses of earmark spending," she nonetheless relied on it as Alaska's governor.

Today, it gets even better as the LA Times reports that three of McCain's semi-annual lists of "objectionable" pork barrel spending have included earmarks requested by—wait for it—Sarah Palin.

For much of his long career in Washington, John McCain has been throwing darts at the special spending system known as earmarking, through which powerful members of Congress can deliver federal cash for pet projects back home with little or no public scrutiny. He's even gone so far as to publish "pork lists" detailing these financial favors.

Three times in recent years, McCain's catalogs of "objectionable" spending have included earmarks for this small Alaska town, requested by its mayor at the time -- Sarah Palin.

Now, McCain, the likely Republican presidential nominee, has chosen Palin as his running mate, touting her as a reformer just like him.
Priceless. Pass the popcorn.

[Via Memeorandum.]

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*As pointed out in comments, earmarking can also be used to secure funds for good and helpful shit, too. Of course, if we had reasonable people in Congress, funds for good and helpful shit would be provided without having to secure it via earmark. And the inherent problem with earmarks, even to do good and helpful shit (which, let's face it, is a pretty subjective analysis) is that they are not debated. It's federal funding by a combination of fiat and fortune, having the good luck or sense to attach your earmark to a bill that gets passed, and that's really not how we're meant to fund our infrastructure.

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Happy Blogiversary...

...to Zak, celebrating one year of SchizoFrenetic blogging!

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Shaker Gourmet: Buffalo Chicken Pasta

I combed through the archives but I didn't see this one, however, it's possible I missed it--so sorry if this is a repeat!

Anyway, this is a very favorite, oft-requested dish in our house (in fact, it's the special first-day-of-school meal for tomorrow for the new Kindergartner in the house!). I found it years ago on a now-lost cd of recipes.

Buffalo Chicken Pasta

* 1 pound penne
* 1 tsp. paprika
* 1/2 tsp. salt
* 1/2 tsp. garlic powder
* 1/2 tsp. black pepper
* 1 pound boneless, skinless chicken breasts, cut into 1/2-inch pieces
* 2 tsp. vegetable oil
* 1-2 tsp. hot sauce
* 1/2 cup sliced celery
* 1 cup chopped onion
* 1 cup mayonnaise
* 1/2 cup bleu cheese salad dressing
* 3/4 cup milk
* 2 Tbsp. bleu cheese, crumbled

—Prepare pasta according to package directions.

—While pasta is cooking, combine paprika, salt, garlic powder and pepper; sprinkle over chicken, stirring to coat.

—Add oil to a large skillet and heat over medium-high heat. Add chicken to skillet and saute over medium-high heat, stirring frequently, until chicken is golden brown and cooked through. Add hot sauce; cook 1 minute. Add celery and onion and saute about 2 minutes; turn heat down to med-low.

—Combine mayonnaise, dressing and milk in a small bowl. Add to skillet and stir until thoroughly heated.

—When pasta is done, drain well and return to pot. Add contents of skillet to pot and mix well (or add pasta to skillet, either way) and let sit a couple minutes to meld. Transfer to serving dish and sprinkle with cheese.

Since I loathe bleu cheese with the intensity of a thousand suns, I use ranch dressing instead. I don't put cheese on top but the kids occasionally like shredded cheddar. You can always tinker with the heat factor to get it as spicy as you like.

If you'd like to participate in Shaker Gourmet, email me (include a blog link!) at: shakergourmet (at) gmail.com

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Wednesday Blogaround

What's the frequency, Shakers?

Recommended Reading:

Kevin and Elle on how different reactions would be if Bristol Palin's last name were, say, Obama.

Marcella: Carnival Against Sexual Violence 54

Astraea: Just When You Had Hoped the Media Had Forgotten the "Mommy Wars"

Kathy: Don't Let Sarah Palin Near the Justice Department!

Pam: Exodus Launches Special Pray-Away-the-Gay Program for Women

Phil: War on Civilians

And Shaker Jen requests we send good thoughts to Shaker Brave Sir Robin, whose brother has been in an accident. (((Robin)))

Leave your links in comments...

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Sarah Palin Calls Herself a Feminist, But Does She Value Girls?

by Hoyden and Shaker Lauredhel of Hoyden About Town

A lot of space has been given to discussions, and rightfully so, about sexism being used against Sarah Palin. But watching her acceptance speech, I noticed something interesting about her treatment of gender that warrants discussion, too.



(Transcript below.)

Palin spends one minute and 50 seconds introducing her five children. Five of these seconds she spends introducing three girls, firstname only, to audience silence. The other 105 seconds are spent introducing two boys. That's 95.2% of the time spent introducing 40% of the children.

Fluke?

Not so much.

Here's another stump speech in Washington. (The whole thing is here.)



(Transcript below.)

Seven seconds on the girls. Seventy-four on the boys. That's 91.3% for the XY brigade.

This appears to be her standard speech. This is how Sarah Palin, who could be the US President one day, talks about the children in her life. Boys are prized and applauded and lovingly described, though whether as political symbols or valued human beings it is difficult to tell.

Girls are irrelevant in Palin's speeches, except inasmuch as they might be caring for a boy baby at the time.

[Cross-posted. Note: Before commenting, please read tigtog's post "Families, politicians and stupid rumours". What this post of mine is NOT about: 1. Palin's reproductive choices, private life, or sexual behaviour; 2. The reproductive choices, private life, or sexual behaviour of anyone in her family. Comments should adhere to the same. Thank you for keeping this in mind.]

Transcript 1:

Along the way, Todd and I have shared many blessings. And four out of five of them are here with us today.

Our oldest son, Track, though, he'll be following the Presidential campaign from afar. On September 11th of last year, our son enlisted in the United States Army.

[wild applause and flag-waving; Palin grins and nods, waits for the applause to die down]

Track now serves in an infantry brigade, and on September 11th, Track will deploy to Iraq in the service of his country and Todd and I are so proud [applause starts amping up again] of him and of all the fine men and women serving this country in uniform!

[crowd goes wild; Palin claps; flags wave rapidly, fists pump in the air, crowd chants "USA! USA! USA! USA! " in deep booming voices; McCain grins]

Thank you. Thank you.

Next to Todd is our daughter Bristol, another daughter Willow, our youngest daughter Piper [audience remains silent], and over in their arms is our son Trig, a beautiful baby boy [applause and cheering starts again]. He was born just in April [Palin can barely be heard over the applause; McCain is fiddling with his wedding ring]. His name is Trig Paxson Van Palin.
Transcript 2: [courtesy of eeminy]

Along the way we have shared many blessings, and three of the five of them are here with us today.

First my son, the oldest, Track. He's going to be following the presidential campaign from afar. On September 11 of last year our son enlisted in the United States Army [applause]. Track now serves in an infantry brigade, and on September 11 of this year Track will be deployed to Iraq in the service of his country. Todd and I are so proud of him, as we are of all of our men and women serving this country in uniform, thank you! [applause]

Then we have our daughter Bristol, she's on the bus with the newborn, and then we have our daughter Willow, who is here, and our youngest daughter Piper [applause stifled]. On that bus we have our son Trig, who is a beautiful baby boy we welcomed into the world just in April. It's his naptime, so he is with his big sister on the bus. But we thank them for being here. [applause]

And speaking of Trig, and other things, some of life's greatest opportunities come unexpectedly. And this is certainly the case today. I never really set out to be involved in public affairs, much less to run for this office.

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Action Item: Help Pakistani Women's Groups

[Trigger warning for gender-based violence.]

I've been sitting with this story since yesterday, and I can't think of anything even remotely insightful to say about it.

Police in Pakistan have exhumed the bodies of two women allegedly buried alive in western Balochistan province.

They have also arrested six people, including some relatives of the women.

Reports from the area say the women were killed in July because they wanted to marry men of their own choice, against the wishes of tribal elders.
It's just dreadful, dreadful. What can be said? When I read stories like this, I don't even know what to do with them.

But then I notice the caption on the photo accompanying the story.


What women's groups? I head to Google, but all I can find is the Human Rights Commission of Pakistan. Does anyone know anything about them, their reputation? Amnesty Int'l doesn't have a specific campaign going for Pakistani women right now. Neither does CARE.

Does anyone know of any groups working on women's behalf in Pakistan? Surely, there's something we can do, if we know where to put our teaspoons… Let me know in comments.

[H/T to Shaker Ixx.]

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Could Someone Point Me in the Direction of a Servicy Maverick?

My piece for The Guardian's Comment is free America about Day Two of the GOP Convention, "Servlicious Servitude in St. Paul," is now up:

The convention centre is very small and populated by very white people. It looks like a glorified high school gymnasium decorated for a high school reunion, the theme of which is "Service: The Courage and Service of John McCain." Hey, did you say something about service? If anyone had asked me, I would have suggested "Service: The Servicy Courage and Servlicious Service of Servicemeister John 'Service' McCain."

But enough about John McCain. The talking heads are chatting about his veep nominee Sarah Palin. Pat Buchanan is practically drooling as he enthuses that Palin "embodies the entire Republican platform." Chris Matthews, in his ongoing quest to make me celibate, says: "I think we just hit Pat Buchanan's erogenous zone." Ugh. Correspondents wander the floor of the convention center, conducting interviews with a series of Republican hacks who show various levels of enthusiasm for Palin and a consistently tepid confidence in the vetting process by which she was selected.

The convention is called to order. Flags. Anthem. Matthews calls the singing of the national anthem a "heroic moment," and all I can think is that the standards for heroism really aren't what they used to be.
Read the whole thing here—which serendipitously serves as a bit of a companion piece to rrp's post below, as I get into the competing narratives of the conventions.

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Competing Narratives

by Shaker rrp, who previously guested here.

When McCain's campaign announced that they'd chosen Sarah Palin for VP, most people (different flavors of lefties/progressives) that I talked with were delighted. What could be better? An inexperienced, extremely conservative, first-term governor of a small (population-wise) state.

Then the storm hit.

First there was the sexist ogling (from left, right, and center), then there was the motherhood concern trolls (from left and center, the right's supporting Palin on this one), and then there was the mass slut-shaming and mom-blaming (largely left) when it came out that Palin's daughter Bristol is pregnant. Some people think this is the way to attack Palin, to go after her for all her "failures", all the lapses, all the gaps between her life and the true womanhood rhetoric that the right has delighted in for decades.

And this will be an unmitigated disaster for the Democratic party in the fall because Palin is not running on her facts, she's running on the story that her life and her politics tell.

George Lakoff describes her appeal and shows how clever the marketing around her candidacy is.

Palin is the mom in the strict father family, upholding conservative values. Palin is tough: she shoots, skins, and eats caribou. She is disciplined: raising five kids with a major career. She lives her values: she has a Downs-syndrome baby that she refused to abort. She has the image of the ideal conservative mom: pretty, perky, feminine, Bible-toting, and fitting into the ideal conservative family. And she fits the stereotype of America as small-town America. It is Reagan's morning-in-America image. Where Obama thought of capturing the West, she is running for Sweetheart of the West.
Ok, Lakoff could have done without that sweetheart. But the portrait of the working-class, hard-working, successful woman, who's not a radical (except that she is), who doesn't need feminism (even as she benefits from the last three decades of feminist work), who's even good-looking (even though that makes me puke, it's a factor) is a complete winner.

Progressives tend to like closely argued issues; well maybe we just like to argue. Still, most progressive sorts I know tend to read up on the ballot measures, look up voting records for candidates, and do some research before we vote. We have emotional reactions, but try to act rationally when it comes to voting. We are a minority.

And the Obama campaign probably understands that better than any Democratic campaign of the last twenty years, with the exception of the Clintons, both Bill and Hillary (after she ditched Penn). Obama is running on his own compelling narrative as he runs for president.

He's the bright son of a single, hard-working mother, grandson of the heartland, the biracial proof that anyone can reach for the highest office in the country. He's a loving father and husband, a pious, thoughtful, principled (decidedly not radical) man.

Ok, with dueling narratives, who wins?

It depends on who's doing the listening. There are some people who will never swallow Palin's story. There are others who will never swallow Obama's. In both camps there are people who are true believers, who trust in Palin's stasis or yearn for Obama's change. But both of them are slugging it out for the center who wants to like the person they elect, who isn't ideologically driven, who wants to trust the executive to do the right thing, who wants to feel that the things they value are important to the people who run this country.

And at this point, it's a crap shoot whether this country is going to keep looking back over its shoulder at Palin America or forward to Obama's.

[Ok, no arguments that Obama's not a true progressive. The point is that his rhetoric of change is directed to the future, just as Palin's arm of the GOP is looking at a past that never was for any of us.]

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Two-Minute Nostalgia Sublime

Are You Being Served?



Bonus Reel: Mrs. Slocombe's Pussy

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Question of the Day

What the fuck?

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You know....

Sarah Palin is a conservative fuckneck. When people say "she won't do for me" or some variation thereof, they're right. She won't. Because she's a typical conservative fuckneck.

However.

That is NO EXCUSE for not speaking up against the mysoginistic bullshit thrown at her (and around all of us). Why? Because principles aren't reserved just for people we like, agree with, and would "do for us" in kind. This concept? Not hard.

'Liss says it in every Sarah Palin Sexism Watch thread but, apparently, it needs to be pointed out in a bigger way because some people just can't seem to be on time for the clue train.

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Why Misogyny as a Political Strategy Isn't Necessary (Irrespective of Its Being Shitty Strategy Just on Principle)

Exhibit A: CNN's Campbell Brown goes after McCain spokesman Tucker Bounds to positively hilarious effect:



[Transcript below.]

See, if Brown had gone after Bounds with something that could, as its essence, have been boiled down to, "Isn't Sarah Palin, in fact, a woman?" Bounds could have replied, "That's inappropriate," and he would have had a point. As it is, the only point in this clip was the one at the end of the shiv Campbell Brown was sticking into Bounds' gut.

Brown: Foreign policy experience has been a huge issue in this campaign, because you guys made it a big issue in this campaign, pointing out—

Bounds: Yep.

Brown: —time and time again, as you did, that John McCain had far more experience than Barack Obama, and that nothing, in your view, was more important in the campaign than the ability to be—

Bounds: Yep.

Brown: —commander-in-chief. So I don't have to tell you that there's a feeling out there by some that you're not holding your VP pick to your own standard, the standard that you defined. So explain to us why you think Governor Palin is ready to be commander-in-chief.

Bounds: Governor Palin has the good fortune of being on the same ticket with John McCain, who, there is no question, is the most experienced and shown proven judgment on the international stage; he understands foreign affairs, he has a familiarity with the players across the globe—

Brown: Well, we know all that about John McCain, Tucker. I asked you about her, though, because we all know the role of the VP, as John McCain has defined it, is to be able to step into the job of the presidency on day one if something should happen to the president. So I'm asking you about her foreign policy experience.

Bounds: Yeah, Campbell, certainly there are a number of people who are supporting Barack Obama's candidacy and are feeling like he's experienced enough to take on the Oval Office. Our feeling is that Governor Palin has just as much experience as Barack Obama. She has just as much experience as the presidential candidate of our opponent.

Brown: But—but you're not answering my questions. Okay, but—but you set a different standard, that was— So does she—?

Bounds: Pardon me, Campbell?

Brown: You said—what I'm saying is, that you set a different standard by arguing how important it was with John McCain—and, no one's arguing with you that he has much more experience than Barack Obama—so I'm just trying to get someone from the campaign to explain to me what foreign policy experience she has or what qualifications she has that would allow her to be ready to be commander-in-chief if something should happen to Senator McCain? That's a fair question, isn't it?

Bounds: Well, Campbell, let me be clear: I don't think there should be any problem explaining her experience. She has executive state-level experience; she's been in public office reforming Washington; she's been in executive office longer, and in a more effective sense, than Barack Obama's been in the United States senate. She's been the commander of the National Guard, of the Alaskan National Guard, that's been deployed overseas—that's foreign policy experience. And I just want to mention that these are—

Brown: [as Bounds is speaking] So, so—okay, but—okay, okay, Tucker? All right, all right—just, give me, Tucker, sorry, just, if I can interrupt for one second—

Bounds: Uh-huh.

Brown: Commander—'cause I've heard you guys say this a lot—

Bounds: Yeah.

Brown: Can you just tell me one decision that she made as commander-in-chief of the Alaskan National Guard, just one?

Bounds: Yeah, she has made…any decision she has made as the commander of the National Guard that's deployed overseas is more of a decision than Barack Obama has been making as he's been running for president for the last two years.

Brown: Okay, so tell me! Tell me one of the—give me an example of one of those decisions. I'm just curious. Just one decision she made in her capacity as commander-in-chief of the National Guard.

Bounds: Campbell—Campbell, certainly—Campbell, certainly you don't mean to belittle every experience, every…every judgment that she makes as commander of the National Guard—

Brown: I…I'm belittling nothing! I just want to know one judgment or one decision! I would love to know what one decision was. I'm not belittling anything, Tucker, I'm really not. I'm just curious.

Bounds: Mm-hmm. Yeah. As she makes a decision as to how to equip, how to command, the National Guard in Alaska, that is more experience and more of a judgment than Barack Obama's making on the campaign trail. That's my only argument.

Brown: [as Bounds is speaking] But Tucker, those are the Pentagon's decisions. That's General Petraeus. That's the White House. No governor—

Bounds: Pardon me?

Brown: No governor makes decisions about how to equip or deploy the National Guard. That…you know, when they go to Iraq, that's decisions that you well know are made by the Pentagon.

Bounds: Actually, actually, Campbell, they do. Campbell…Campbell, on a factual basis, they certainly do. In Alaska, if you, if you have any sort of emergency, as things are happening in your state, the National Guard is under the command of the governor. That is more of a command role than Barack Obama has ever had. I would argue that, on our ticket, John McCain and Governor Palin, between the two of them, have far more command experience in the military than either of the candidates on the Democratic side. And I do want to argue that this is about the top of the ticket. Ultimately, when people go into the ballot box and decide between Barack Obama and John McCain, they're going to decide between John McCain's record of reforming Washington and Barack Obama's rhetoric on the campaign trail. Doesn't have a lot of experience, certainly has no military experience, no command military experience, which both of our candidates have. That's an important distinction; I think voters will make the right call in November.

Brown: All right, Tucker, umm…I'm gonna just give it to you, baby. [laughs] We'll end it there.

Bounds: I appreciate it.

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