Global Warming Strikes Back

From the moment that Global Warming reared its heated head, there has been an on-going struggle for supremacy between itself and the full host of deniers.

In this latest round, Global Warming struck a resounding blow against Americans For Prosperity, a Koch Industries front group known to despise Global Warming, by finding a creative way to interfere with AFP's upcoming town hall meetings. From AFP's website:

Ft. Myers and West Palm Beach Town Hall Meetings Rescheduled

The August 19th Ft. Myers town hall and August 21st West Palm Beach town hall will be rescheduled as a result of Tropical Storm Fay. We apologize for any inconvenience.
Oh, it's still very much on.

[H/T to Amanda]

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The Reality of Abortion

I've got a new piece up at The Guardian's Comment is free America about a new study which has found (hold onto your seats!) that that "there is no credible evidence that a single elective abortion of an unwanted pregnancy in and of itself causes mental health problems for adult women."

Thing is, not all women do suffer distress after an abortion. Some women feel distress at a pregnancy, which is why they seek out abortions. Plenty of women surely feel a combination of sadness and relief after an abortion, given that, to my understanding, abortions don't eliminate the ability to hold two thoughts in one's head at the same time.

But it's really the women who feel no regret that seems to bother and confound us. There's not a strong cultural narrative for women who are equipped to carry a child but totally don't want to, irrespective of their reasons. Most discussions of abortion axiomatically regard pregnancy as something every woman wants and to which every woman will have a special connection, which is why so much legislation is designed with the presumption that women seeking abortions have had to deny the reality of being pregnant – that if only she sees it's a baby on an ultrasound … if only she hears the fetal heartbeat … if only she just thinks about what she's doing for 24 more hours …

To the women who seek abortions, the reality of being pregnant is not something they get an abortion in spite of. It is precisely what's driving them to seek the abortion in the first place.
Read the whole thing here.

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Perfectly Logical Calculations, and Why They're Actually Not

[This post was published at Open Left in July. It has relevance yet again, so I'm reposting it here, with minor edits, including an update on why using Roe as a cudgel is both bad form and ineffective. Please note that any comments should adhere to the guidelines laid out in this post.]

Even before the primary had ended, feminists/womanists (hereafter FWs) who had become disenchanted with Senator Barack Obama as a result of worrying rhetoric on reproductive rights, his and his campaign's use of sexist dog whistles, and/or his silence in response to an appalling onslaught of misogyny unleashed upon his opponent, were being bullied at any indication (real or imagined) that they would not vote for him. The usual cudgels were brought out to browbeat them—Roe (to which I'll return later) and the ominous accusation that if McCain won, it would be their fault. As ever, it was the people calling out sexism and/or anti-FW policies who were charged with creating division among progressives, as opposed to the people engaging in sexism and their defenders.

Given Obama's most recent flub on abortion rights, first stating he doesn't "think that 'mental distress' qualifies as the health of the mother" regarding late-term abortion exceptions, then clarifying by reiterating the same thing and fleshing out the pregnant straw-woman who wants a late term abortion just because she's "feeling blue," plus more of the "pastor and family" rhetoric—a veritable symphony of rightwing talking points, infantilization and mistrust of women, and hostility toward their autonomy—one might expect the bullies to realize that perhaps the FWs who had concerns about Obama also had a point, but if bullies were rational, they wouldn't be bullies. And so the drumbeat to cast FWs with legitimate complaints as the root of progressive discordance has only intensified.

This oft-wielded cudgel to silence FWs who cry foul at sexism expressed by political allies is wrong for the following reason, which I cannot state any more succinctly than this: When someone engages in divisive behavior, any resulting division is their responsibility.

It is, simply, not the duty of any person who is repeatedly subjected to alienating language, images, behaviors, and/or legislation to nonetheless never complain and pledge fealty from the margins. If women, men of color, gay/bi/ trans men, et. al. are valued, then they should not be demeaned-and if they are demeaned, they should not be expected to pretend it does not matter.

Pretty straightforward stuff. There are some related ideas I want to address, though, which complicate the issue, especially from the perspective of those who earnestly cannot understand why feminists don't see the "perfect logic" of:

• Candidate A is sexist, and at worst will not make things any worse for women.
• Candidate B is sexist, and at best will not make things any worse for women.
• Therefore, feminists should vote for Candidate A.

I get why that appears to make sense—and for some FWs it does, particularly Democratic partisans, which is totally legitimate—but then there's that whole my vote is mine thing, and this subject is really bigger than for whom anyone will or will not vote, because the (typically) unspoken corollary to "Therefore, FWs should vote for Candidate A" is "...and they should not do anything to undermine him like point out that he is not their ally."

The reasoning behind the "perfectly logical" calculation above—and the related compulsion to cajole alignment with that strategy and/or silence FW criticism—is predicated on a couple of commonly-held (and oft-cited) assumptions:

1. Voting for/Supporting the more liberal of two mainstream party candidates is always and necessarily the most consistent with feminist/womanist principles.

2. Voting for/Supporting the more democratic of two mainstream party candidates is axiomatically the most feminist/womanist choice.

3. Feminism is an "issue" or a "cause" akin to other political issues or causes like protecting social security or fair elections.

4. The best possible America for a straight, white, able-bodied, wealthy man is the best possible America for everyone.

5. More rights for "everyone" means more rights for women.

All of these are wrong—or, at minimum, not always correct. Let's take them one at a time.

1. Voting for/Supporting the more liberal of two mainstream party candidates is always and necessarily the most consistent with basic feminist/womanist principles.

Occasionally, supporting the more liberal candidate (i.e. the Democrat) is entirely consistent with basic feminist/womanist principles. The vast majority of the time, the candidate represents a platform which has some inconsistencies with those principles, often by sheer omission of basic tenets of equality, e.g. a commitment to eradicating the pay gap, active recruitment of female Congressional candidates, support for the ERA, etc. In the current campaign, Obama has benefited from sexism, actively and passively, and seems eminently willing to compromise on reproductive rights, precipitating some concerns about his commitment to women's issues and/or related intersectionalities, as have candidates before him.

Clearly, that strategy is incompatible with feminism—which is why the exhortation "Don't let the perfect be the enemy of the good" is as inaccurate as it is condescending. A sexist candidate with an incomplete or incompatible platform is not "good," even though, by any FW reckoning s/he is better than the major party alternative. FWs are well within their right by virtue of their basic tenets to take exception with the expectation that they recognize a candidate who benefits from sexism as "good," which is by no means a synonym for "not as bad."

All of which means that voting for/supporting a third-party candidate, depending on the candidate and platform, may well be the choice most consistent with basic feminist/womanist principles. Reminders that Democrats are more inclined to make court appointments favorable to FWs are accurate, but ultimately irrelevant to determining which vote is most intrinsically feminist—third-party candidates would do the same.

The important point here is that while voting for the Democrat over the Republican may indeed have a pragmatic rationale from a feminist/womanist standpoint, it is wrong to conflate "pragmatic rationale" with "consistent with feminist/womanist principles." FWs must often, in fact, vote counter to their principles to be pragmatic voters. That is not a small thing, and it should not be treated as though it is.

2. Voting for/Supporting the more democratic of two mainstream party candidates is axiomatically the most feminist/womanist choice.

This idea is closely related to the previous one, but turns on the presumption that democracy is inherently more feminist than other forms of government, represented in comments that exhort feminists/womanists to recognize the imperative of keeping the nation's leadership out of the hands of those who have effectively tried to approximate a rightwing dictatorship.

It's treated as axiomatic that preventing America from becoming a dictatorship is somehow simultaneously a fight for women's rights, but that's not necessarily true. Women's equality is wound up in national politics, certainly, but it is also largely independent of them, too. It is a misunderstanding of what women experience to suggest that protecting our democracy is the same as championing feminism.

Forward movement for women can happen even in dictatorships, and can be reversed even in democracies—because women's equality is inextricably linked to so many other cultural variables, like religiosity. To presume that greater democracy will de facto mean increased equality for women is to tacitly buy into Bush's line about freedom magically emanating from any country deemed a functional democracy. It just doesn't work that way. A democratically-elected conservative American theocracy would, for example, be anathema to feminism/womanism.

I have many good and important and personal reasons for not wanting America to become any less democratic than it is now—not least of which is because those agitating for increased authoritarian control of government are simultaneously agitating for increased control of women's bodies. I also have many good and important and personal reasons for fighting for my equality. Some of those good and important and personal reasons overlap. Some of them don't.

The important point here is that, while most American FWs are undoubtedly interested in voting for the most democratic candidate, it is wrong to reflexively conflate "more democratic" with "more feminist" (even though that's historically a safe bet). FWs may, in fact, for reasons outlines above, have to vote counter to feminist/womanist principles to vote for the most democratic candidate of the two major parties. That is not a small thing, and it should not be treated as though it is.

3. Feminism is an "issue" or a "cause" akin to other political issues or causes like protecting social security or fair elections.

Feminism, especially for women, is not mere political advocacy, but a philosophy centered around advocating for personal equality. When feminists/womanists are inveigled to vote for/support the Democratic candidate (and refrain from questioning his commitment to women's issues lest his candidacy be undermined), because This Issue is so important, the implicit calculation is that This Issue is priority over women's equality, reproductive rights, etc.

Because FWs have increasingly resisted taking a backseat to issues like social security when their very value as human beings is up for debate, those using this rhetorical strategy have learned that nothing is quite so effective as using Roe v. Wade as This Issue, thusly reframing the argument from "Vote for the Democrat to get what you want" to "Vote for the Democrat to not lose what you've got."

It's a nasty little bit of blackmail, which fails utterly to take into consideration that the veiled threat of losing legal abortion because of one's uncompromising belief in one's own equality and autonomy is so bitterly ironic that it would be laughable if it were not so profoundly sad. Instead of demonstrations of commitment to protecting Roe as one among many commitments to the basic feminist principle of women's equality, we are meant instead to be motivated by menace and intimidation. We're supposed to gleefully hop on board with people who ominously warn that failure to do so will evoke tragedy by our own hands—and, if we succumb, we find that even asking for basic respect, for sexist words and images and behaviors to not be used, is considered too much, an impertinence.

All we are offered is the protection of what we've already got, and nothing more.

Which makes one wonder why we'd ever be given anything more, since the threat of losing one thing is most ominous when there is only one thing to lose.

The compromise of everything else to protect this one thing is particularly problematic for feminists/womanists because being a woman is not a cause. If women's issues are ignored, we cannot simply change our skin like a losing lobbyist changes strategies. Always will we be women, and when we are asked to put our "issues" on the back burner for the good of "the larger cause," we are being asked to wait longer yet to have our equality fully realized. That is not an easy burden to indefinitely bear for thin promises.

[On a side note: Using Roe as a cudgel to batter FWs into line is becoming increasingly futile because the Democrats have been weak on protecting choice—and, hence, women's autonomy—for years. Yes, Roe is still in place, but the GOP has successfully chipped away at abortion rights on the federal and state levels for two decades. The point is, certainly the Democrats will nominate and approve justices who will protect Roe, but if they aren't willing to protect it from being rendered an impotent and largely symbolic statute because it's been hollowed out by "partial-birth abortion bans" and "parental consent laws" and state legislatures that refuse to fund clinics offering abortions, what does it really matter if they protect Roe?

FWs who are paying attention to what's happened to practical choice in this country know that the Roe card is already functionally meaningless at this point in large swaths of the country—and that's about the national Democratic Party as a whole, not just about its nominee in this election. The Dems are falling down on the job of serving their FW constituents in general and women specifically.

And the argument about appointing pro-Roe justices is designed, in part, to mask that failure. Not all of the restrictions on abortion rights have been decided in the court; many (if not most) are proposed and passed in state legislatures—and only those challenged n court depend on judicial appointments. Federal, state, and local funding of clinics has nothing to do with whom Democrats appoint to the bench. Fights over zoning laws and gifted property to build new clinics may also find their way to court, but oftentimes never make it that far. Anyone who still thinks that every encroachment on reproductive rights is being decided in a courtroom has some catching up to do.

A lot of progressives treat legal abortion like an on-off switch, but it's not remotely that simple. Legal abortion is only worth as much as the number of women who have reasonable and affordable and unencumbered access to it. That number is dwindling; IIRC, as of the year 2000, less than a third of the incorporated counties in the US had abortion clinics. That's not just inconvenience—between travel expenses and time off work along, the cost of securing an abortion can become an undue burden.

Realistically, if you're a woman who already has to drive three hours and across state lines to get an abortion, how much is "we'll protect Roe" actually supposed to mean to you?

Those making the Roe argument seriously need to consider what it sounds like to one of those women when she's told how her right to choose is best supported by someone who treats Roe as a magical abortion access password.]

4. The best possible America for a straight, white, able-bodied, wealthy man is the best possible America for everyone.

America being the best place it can possibly be for straight, white, able-bodied, wealthy men does not de facto mean it's also the best place it can possibly be for a poor, black, disabled lesbian. That seems like it ought to be obvious, but every time women or men of color or gay/bi/ trans men are told "just hold your concerns and focus on winning this election for now and then we can get to your issues," it's clear that there are people who don't understand how fighting for control of the White House/Congress and fighting for one's own equality are not the same thing for everyone all the time.

Sometimes those fights overlap; sometimes they are mutually exclusive; and sometimes they are in conflict.

It makes no personal difference to a man who is not the target of misogyny if a president is elected on its back—but it does make a difference to women (even those who don't care), because not only has misogyny not been repudiated, but has in fact been reinforced as a winning strategy.

For active feminists who are on the frontlines of fighting sexism every day, bringing themselves to cast a vote for a candidate who has used misogyny is a tacit approval of the strategy. Even if there are good reasons to vote for that candidate, it is still a self-defeating vote in some measure. It's not just holding one's nose and voting for an imperfect candidate; it's swallowing one's principles and pride and casting a vote that unavoidably consents to misogyny as a campaign tool.

It might not make any difference to the soul or the future of a man casting the same vote. It will make a practical difference to women.

If they know it or not.

Likewise, the presumption that who is the best candidate, what is the best campaign strategy, and which are the best policies for "the nation" from the perspective of privilege does not take into account that best is subjective—and "the nation" rarely gives all its members equal consideration.

5. More rights for "everyone" means more rights for women.

Like "the nation," when we hear that something will be good for "everyone," it generally means it's going to be good for straight, white, able-bodied, wealthy men—and hopefully lots of other people, too! The problem with this paradigm is that it's usually espoused by the people with the most existing freedom and opportunity, who are looking to procure more for themselves, or restore something they've lost, as with this election, in which progressives hope to restore Constitutional liberties eroded by the Bush administration.

Who wouldn't be on board with that, right?

Well, FWs might be on board with that idea, but what's happening is that the pressure to support, at all costs, the candidate most likely to realize that goal has the capacity to force feminists/womanists to compromise what they think is right as feminists/womanists to support what they think is right as Americans. If restoring lost liberties means tacitly supporting sexist rhetoric and pandering to rightwingers who don't respect women's right of bodily autonomy, that's not a net gain for women—even though it is a net gain for men.

That's why holding a firm line against misogyny is so important: Progress depends on people being progressive, which necessarily precludes the mockery, belittlement, and/or exclusion of historically marginalized groups. Otherwise, we end up with a new political situation that may benefit the already-privileged without compromise, but is just the Same Old Shit for everyone else. And once maximum privilege has been restored, there is little incentive to yield any to lift up the rest of the boats, despite years of promises to the contrary.

There are too many progressives who view social change like conservatives view economics: Make everything as splendid as possible for those at the top and the benefits will "trickle down" to everyone below.

Well, it's bullshit when we're talking about tax cuts, and it's bullshit when we're talking about equality and opportunity.

FWs know that—and if we're beginning to feel resistant to being played like suckers every election, if we're increasingly unwilling to play the equivalent role of the disaffected evangelicals who keep voting Republican as though the leadership will give a rat's ass about them someday, can you really blame us?

We make fun of those people.

Shaker CE once said in comments, "Knowing that the alternative is worse actually makes it harder for me; it just reinforces that sense I often get from some Dems, including Sen. Obama in this cycle, that they think they can do whatever the fuck they like to me, because I don't have any other option. The worst part? They're right."

They are right, unless we go somewhere else. This isn't a treatise to convince anyone to do so—but it's an explanation for why a feminist/womanist might, why it's a legitimate choice, and why, if that means the Left isn't a picture of harmony, it's not our fault.

The reason the Left is discordant isn't because of our standards; it's because there are so many bigots with no benchmark for success but winning—even at our expense.

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More Veepstakes

Speculation is coming back around to Tim Kaine again. Aside from anything else, putting a veep on the Dems' ticket with a last name that sounds almost exactly like the GOP nominee's is a genuinely disastrous marketing trainwreck. The last thing you want is to have your veep's name reinforce your opponent's brand—and the way Americans get their news (often as background noise, half-listened to) is a terrible environment into which to insert a Kaine to challenge a McCain. (That the Dems evidently haven't seriously considered this is scary.) Unlucky for Mr. Kaine, but there's no way he should get near the ticket for that reason alone.

I've had the thought this week that Obama could surprise us all and unveil Clinton as his running mate. That would be some seriously news cycle ownage.

McCain will reportedly name his running mate on Aug. 29. Which is also his 72nd birthday.

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Two-Minute Nostalgia Sublime

Sheena, Queen of the Jungle


Know how you can tell she's the queen of the jungle? She's got the fanciest earrings.

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Quote of the Day

"For many evangelicals, of course, if they believe that life begins at conception, that's a deal breaker for a lot of people. If they think that life begins at conception, then that means that there are 40 million Americans who are not here [because they were aborted] that could have voted. They would call that a holocaust and for them it would like if I'm Jewish and a Holocaust denier is running for office. I don't care how right he is on everything else, it's a deal breaker for me. I'm not going to vote for a Holocaust denier."Rev. Rick Warren, moderator of this weekend's "faith forum" with Barack Obama and John McCain.

In his infinite wisdom, Obama has calculated it's wiser to pander to evangelicals, who will never vote for him, and alienate people like me, and Zuzu, and Kate, and Astraea, and DerelictDaughter11, and lots of other women and men who long to give not only our votes but our money and time and energy to a candidate unyielding in her/his support of women's autonomy.

Honestly, it's such an obviously shitty exchange, it makes me question his economic prowess, too.

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Random YouTubery: Simon and Hecubus in the Pit of Ultimate Darkness

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Thank Cheesus: Some Good News

California's State Supreme Court has struck a blow against "conscience clauses" and ruled unanimously today that doctors practicing in CA cannot withhold medical care from gays and lesbians because of religious beliefs. Because of the state law prohibiting discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation, doctors have "neither a free speech right nor a religious exemption from the state's law" and the antidiscrimination obligations it compels.

Because I need someone to yell at today, I'll just briefly reiterate my position on the physicians, pharmacists, and other healthcare providers who whinge about their rights being violated because they can't refuse to treat patients that make them feel oogy: Only in an environment where "freedom of religion" is deliberately misconstrued to mean "the right of a particular strand of conservative Christianity to not have to follow the rules everyone else does" could an expectation to provide legal healthcare services constitute religious discrimination. Only in this atmosphere could not being able to pick and choose which patients you want to serve, thusly redefining your entire profession on your own terms, be considered tantamount to having no choice at all.

Here's your choice: Do what you were hired to do or get another fucking job.

This culture of victimhood among conservative Christians is ridiculous in the extreme. It is—yet again—predicated on the flawed assertions that their version of Christianity is the only version, and that it is the exclusive source from which morality can be derived. The morality of all the other Christians, all the people of other religions, and all the non-religious people who don't have these personal issues on the job don't figure a whit. Of course they don't—because if they did, the barking lunatics who equate oppression with a requirement of compliance with one's basic job description might have to face the reality that there's not some insidious siege upon religious freedom, but instead just a minority group whose religious beliefs make them intrinsically unfit to hold positions as healthcare providers.

Asking for on-the-job exemptions from primary duties based on religious beliefs is nothing less than the "special rights" conservatives are incessantly accusing the LGBTQI community, women, and racial minorities of seeking. Those groups just want baseline equality. Christians who want to use their interpretation of the Bible to rewrite their job descriptions want an inequality that caters to their personal whims. It's no one else's responsibility to indulge your conscience. Particularly in the field of medicine, where lives depend on people who don't hesitate, who put patients' needs before their own desires, such a willful dereliction of duty is contemptible.

Assholes.

[Thanks to Shaker Kathy for the heads-up.]

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Caption This Photo



Sir Nils Olav: SOLDIER!

Soldier: SIR!

Sir Nils Olav: WHAT IS THE KING'S GUARD FIFTH GENERAL ORDER?!

Soldier: SIR! THE GUARD'S FIFTH GENERAL ORDER IS TO... ER... THE COMMANDING OFFICER AND... SIR! I DON'T KNOW SIR!

Sir Nils Olav: YOU MAKE ME SICK, SOLDIER! NOW GIVE ME TWENTY... FISH!

Head below the fold for a news report of the knighting of said penguin. The best part is around 0:18 when he, rather convincingly, does a full troop inspection.

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No and More No

In "From the Mailbag," below, I made a comment about how I fear we'll be hearing the same old despicable "trans panic" defenses for murder until we can significantly counter pervasive transphobia. That feels like a daunting task at times, too overwhelming to seem possible, but that's what teaspoons are for—and I don't guess I need to make much argument to the Shakers about the need for calling this shit out every time we see it; it's part of being all in.

Shaker Angela sent me this screen cap taken recently of AOL's front page:


The headline links to an article (with video) about an East German trans man and former athlete who maintains rather incredibly that he became attracted to women and compelled to have a sex change because he was fed illegal steroids without his knowledge. There is no doubt that East German athletes were given steroids, with or without their informed consent, in the 1980s, and that many of them are suffering severe health consequences to this day because of them. I am, however, distinctly incredulous about the contention that steroids can provoke gender dysphoria—and I'm alarmed that CNN would run the piece without any hint of skepticism about the claim, or even a cursory caveat that it is an atypical trans experience.

Now back to that headline for a moment: The "human monster will be a reality" bit is pulled from a section of the story discussing the next generation of performance enhancements:
Experts say the next step for sportsmen and women looking for an illegal boost to physical performance could be gene therapy -- so-called "gene doping."

Sports physician Willi Heepe said gene therapy means the body will basically dope itself.

If that happens, "the human monster will be a reality," he told CNN.
Nothing to do whatsoever with trans men and women, and certainly nothing to do with the allegation that steriods can incite transgenderism. The story is really an incoherent mishmash of ideas—and, in trying to combine them, the headline on AOL's homepage conflates human monstronsity with being transgender, even as one trans person related to the story seems quite content with his choice, despite his bizarre rationale for it. As Angela notes, quite rightly: "The grouping of these phrases is not only misleading and sensationalist; it practically states that trans men are 'human monsters'."

Honestly, what a clusterfuck.

I don't even know what else to say, except to point out that this is further evidence for why journalists shouldn't be turning in stories on complicated subjects about which they know jack shit. The trans angle didn't even belong in this story. And that's to say nothing of whoever wrote the disastrous headline.

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From the Mailbag

Shaker InfamousQBert sends this story about how schools are seeking to cut costs to deal with the struggling economy. I'll give you one guess… If you said, "Pass expenses onto parents," give yourself 1,000 points. Get ready for higher lunch prices and four-day school weeks, requiring working parents to pony up for daycare.

Shaker KathleenB forwards this heartbreaking item about the parents of murdered gay/trans student Lawrence King suing the school because they failed to protect Larry—not from the bigot who shot him, but from himself: "The family of a gay teenager who was fatally shot in class blames the school district for allowing their son to wear makeup and feminine clothing to school—factors the family claims led to the death." Death by tolerance. It's tough to see a victim's family, as KathleenB put it, "hopping on the queer/victim bashing bandwagon."

Meanwhile, Shaker Lena sends this article with the note: "Damn, yet another trans murder... Complete with yet another trans panic defense from a guy who got a blow job, as well as yet more 'deceptive tranny' news coverage. And once again the murderer wasn't so overcome with panic that he couldn't steal from the victim afterwards." We'll be rinsing and repeating this one until we can significantly counter pervasive trans prejudice, I fear.

Shaker NervesInPatterns passes on this piece about non-traditional models, accompanied by a slideshow headlined (of course) "Ugly is the new beautiful." Naturally, the "ugly" models include people who are fat, dwarves, tattooed, older than 25, unusual looking, perfectly average looking, and other horrible specimens of humanity.

(Relatedly, check out this snippet about a new documentary, America the Beautiful, about our obsession with beauty, also forwarded by Shaker InfamousQBert.)

Shaker Darla forwards this article detailing the problems for advocates against domestic violence and the progress being made in one community.

And Shaker Audrey sends this WaPo disaster about the "Twilight" series, about which Shaker Joe guest-blogged here. Summarizes Audrey: "So, I just wanted to share the news with you : feminism is SO over, you have failed : books about werewolves and vampires say so! Also, Dora the explorer? Big feminist propaganda but that's not enough to prevent youngsters from thinking that 'human nature is gendered to the core'. Well, I hope you won't be too unnerved by this revelation!" That's it, Shakers—if feminism's over, I'm hanging it up!

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Shaker Gourmet: Portabella Lasagna

I came across the original recipe for this while hunting for something different to make for dinner last week. After reading through the recipe and reviews, this is what I came up with:

Portabella Lasagna

4 Barilla No-Boil Lasagna noodles
2.5 cups milk
7 tablespoons unsalted butter, divided
1/2 tsp kosher salt
1/4 cup all-purpose flour
1/2 teaspoon freshly ground black pepper
1/2 teaspoon ground nutmeg
1 tablespoon olive oil
1 1/2 pounds portabella mushrooms, stemmed & chopped into chunks
1 cup freshly ground parmesan
8 slices provolone cheese
1/2 cup Chardonnay + splash (appx 1 tablespoon)
3 cloves garlic, minced
1 bunch fresh spinach leaves

--Preheat the oven to 375 degrees.

--For the sauce: bring the milk to a simmer in a saucepan or heat in microwave. Set aside. Melt 5 tablespoons of the butter in a large saucepan. Add the flour and cook for 1 minute over low heat, stirring constantly. Pour the hot milk into the butter-flour mixture all at once. Add salt, the pepper, splash of wine, and nutmeg; and cook over medium-low heat, stirring with a whisk, for 3 to 5 minutes, until thick. Set aside off the heat.

--Heat 1 tablespoon of oil and 2 tablespoons of the butter in a large saute pan. When the butter melts, add the mushrooms and cook over medium heat for about 2 minutes, until the mushrooms start to become tender. Add 1/2 cup wine and garlic. Toss occasionally to make sure the mushrooms cook evenly and let cook on low simmer briefly in wine & garlic, appx 5 minutes.

To assemble the lasagna:

*spread some of the sauce in the bottom of an 8x8 baking dish
*put two of the lasagna noodles on top
*then some parmesan
*then 1/2 of the mushrooms (pulled out of skillet with slotted spoon!)
*all of the spinach
*4 slices provolone
*sauce
*2 more noodles
*parmesan
*rest of mushrooms
*last 4 slices provolone
*rest of sauce
*parmesan

--Bake the lasagna for 40 minutes, or until the top is browned the sauce is bubbly and hot. Allow to sit for 15 minutes and then serve.
(Original recipe here) The original recipe calls for whole milk but I used 2% and it turned out just fine. You can, of course, use regular lasagne noodles and not the no-boil sort--you just have to add the extra cooking step for them in. I just like the convenience of the no-boil sort.

If you'd like to participate in Shaker Gourmet, email me (include a blog link!) at: shakergourmet (at) gmail.com

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Monday Blogaround

Sock it to me, Shakers!

Recommended Reading:

Astraea: Don't worry about that Olympic medal, we promise we still want to fuck you and that's what really matters.

Mannion: Vacations are elitist.

Dorothy Snarker: The Happy Couple

Jennifer: Feminism Friday: Why, if you think women should be flattered by your harassment, you are stupid

Avedon: Did we mention that he was a POW?

Steve: Above Obama's 'Pay Grade'

Larisa: Reactions to Musharraf's Resignation

Leave your links in comments...

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Happy Blogiversary...

...to Coturnix, celebrating four years of blogging around the clock. (Literally! He's a blogging machine, yo.)

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Rape is Hilarious—and Fun to Gossip About!

[Trigger warning.]

Kate just emailed me the link to the most horrifying Page Six blind item either of us has ever seen:

WHICH hunk in a summer movie is a violent, closeted homosexual? The heartthrob snuck into his ex's apartment a few months ago and raped him so violently, the ex ended up in the hospital - and the actor paid him $500,000 to keep his mouth shut.
What the fucking fuck?

For those unfamiliar with the "blind item" concept, it's basically some little piece of scandalous gossip about an anonymous celebrity and you're supposed to guess who it is. They're mostly about people "canoodling" with someone they're not officially dating or being bad tippers or getting a secret nose job or something. It's frivolous shit. This is the equivalent of minimizing the severity of rape by sticking it next to water-skiing squirrels in the "Odd News" section (the foundation for the "How Odd" series, the latest installment of which is here).

And not only does it treat rape as some kind of fucking joke, it is, as Kate says, "presented as the natural outgrowth of the titillating news that someone is gay," which unavoidably plays into the pernicious stereotype of gay men as predators.

We shouldn't expect anything better from a group that thinks making veiled rape threats is uproariously good fun, but still: Wow.

[Rape is Hilarious: Parts One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, Ten, Eleven, Twelve, Thirteen, Fourteen, Fifteen, Sixteen, Seventeen, Eighteen, Nineteen, Twenty, Twenty-One, Twenty-Two, Twenty-Three.]

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Part II: Geez, When Will Women Stop Getting Themselves Raped Already?

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Peter Hitchens—the younger, dumber, assholier, and even more incoherent brother of professional fuckhead Christopher Hitchens—has now thrown his two pence into the Daily Mail's stupendously thoughtful salon on how women should stop getting themselves raped. The summary of Hitchens' article is:

Women who get drunk are more likely to be raped than women who do not. No, this does not excuse rape. But it does mean a rape victim who was drunk deserves less sympathy.
—and it only gets worse, way worse, from there.

There are so many jaw-droppingly stupid contentions in this piece, I hardly know where to begin; it's just one utterly daft statement after another. So I'll just begin at the beginning: Hitchens asserts in his opening paragraph that "Women who get drunk are more likely to be raped than women who do not get drunk" as if it is fact, without citation. But last year, the UK Home Office analyzed reported rape cases in England and Wales from 2003-2004 and found that "there was some evidence of alcoholic consumption by the victim prior to the offence (although not necessarily intoxication) in 31 per cent of cases." It would be inaccurate to extrapolate that data to include non-reported rapes, especially when having been drinking before being raped can be a deterrent to reporting (thanks in large part to articles just like this one), but there is also simply no evidence to back up Hitchens' bold claim that "women who get drunk are more likely to be raped than women who do not get drunk." And it's unbelievably irresponsible for the Mail to have put that balderdash out there like it's fact.

Because it will be treated as if it is, truth be damned.

Hitchens goes on to say that rape is "the inevitable result of the collapse of sexual morality," which is just classic. Evidently, he's unaware that rape pre-dates the Pill, or whatever equivalent boogeyman he'd cite as the linchpin of moral decline. Not only does rape pre-date the Pill, the sexual revolution, miniskirts, Madonna, and "hysterical ultra-feminist propaganda" (as Hitchens loves to refer to the idea that rapists are solely responsible for rape), it also pre-dates marriage—and whatever other accoutrements of Hitchens' "sexual morality" he fancies protect women against rape.

The rape of women is as old as penises.

The truth is, Hitchens and men like him aren't lamenting a time when rape didn't exist; they're lamenting a time when women didn't have the legal means or cultural precedent to challenge being raped. They're lamenting a time when a word like "rape" didn't even exist, when every decent person knew that gents occasionally had their way with ladies and that was just the way of the world; it wasn't a crime, for heaven's sake! Back in the good old days, if a lady said no, you just took her—and it was merely proof she wasn't a lady of virtue to begin with, but a filthy slattern who hadn't deserved better in the first place.
I cannot see why women who ignore the wisdom of the ages, and make themselves more likely to be victims by drinking too much, should get the same size cheque as women who are raped despite acting responsibly.
See? Filthy slatterns.

Hitchens goes on to explain he finds absurd the concept that an intoxicated woman isn't responsible for being raped:
Of course she is culpable, just as she would be culpable if she crashed a car and injured someone while drunk, or stepped out into the traffic while drunk and was run over.

Getting drunk is not something that happens to you. It is something you do.
At this point, as you can see, Hitchens has totally lost the plot. Indeed, "getting drunk" is not something that happens to you—but getting raped is. Comparing getting behind the wheel of a car and getting held down and forcibly penetrated without consent is patently ludicrous, not to mention about as divorced from the actual experience of being raped as I can imagine. Essentially, Hitchens' argument is that women should be responsible for their choices, without ever acknowledging that rape isn't a fucking choice.

And the only way his tortured argument to hold women responsible for their rape if they've been drinking (but not, for example, for "dressing provocatively") is by arguing that being intoxicated puts a woman at greater risk of being raped, which isn't even true. But what if it were? Women aged 18-22 in the US who attend university are more likely to be raped than women who don't. Would Hitchens argue that female university students are therefore "partially culpable" in their own rapes? I mean, getting an education is presumably "acting responsibly," but it's also engaging in high-risk (for rape) behavior. What a conundrum! Who to blame…?

But Hitchens doesn't have time for such hysterical ultra-feminist propaganda and zany thought experiments proposed by feminazi rape victims. He's got to explain why "the feminist thought police" are full of shit with their whole "You may be a victim-blaming rape apologist if…" routine.

[B]eing drunk – which makes you miss danger signals, make bad judgments, lose consciousness in unsafe places and then lose your memory, too – [is not] comparable with 'dressing provocatively' as the feminist thought police would like to pretend.

If women want to dress provocatively, then they should be free to do so, and I say thanks a lot to those who do.

Our society is based on self-restraint. We can be provoked and still behave ourselves. We do not need to compel women to dress like bats, as many Muslim countries do, so as to curb the unchained passions of hot-blooded menfolk.
Isn't he charming? He likes to see some skin, so let's not start blaming women for that, or else women might deny him his free porn by shrouding themselves in burqas, like they do in Muslim countries, where, of course, there is no rape. (It's positively adorable how he disdains extremist Muslim men and yet shares so much in common with them, by the way.)

What I wonder, however, is this: If men can be provoked and still behave themselves, then why is it that women who drink are acting irresponsibly and must take some personal responsibility if they are raped? If men can be provoked and still behave themselves, then so what if a woman drinks and passes out naked in the middle of Trafalgar Square? If our society's based on self-restraint, then why not expect men to restrain themselves from raping, no matter the circumstance?

It's continually amazing to me how many men are eminently willing to suggest, in the same breath, that men can "behave themselves" yet all have potential rapists lurking within, given the right set of circumstances.

Like a woman who's had a drink.

Irresistible, apparently.

But don't worry, lads—if you rape her, it's partly her fault.

[H/T to Shaker Debra.]

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Two-Minute Nostalgia Sublime

Greg Louganis breaks 700 at the '84 Olympics in LA


I have a picture of myself with Greg Louganis somewhere. When I was at university, the GLBA brought him to campus as a speaker, and we organizers got to hang out with him a bit before and after. He was just spectacularly nice and generous. And a good speaker, too.

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That Cross Story

Via rickrocket at Daily Kos, John McCain's legendary tale of meeting a Christian guard while he was being held prisoner in Vietnam sounds a lot like a story from The Gulag Archipelago by Aleksandr Solzhenitsyn.

Leaving his shovel on the ground, he slowly walked to a crude bench and sat down. He knew that at any moment a guard would order him to stand up, and when he failed to respond, the guard would beat him to death, probably with his own shovel. He had seen it happen to other prisoners.

As he waited, head down, he felt a presence. Slowly he looked up and saw a skinny old prisoner squat down beside him. The man said nothing. Instead, he used a stick to trace in the dirt the sign of the Cross. The man then got back up and returned to his work.

As Solzhenitsyn stared at the Cross drawn in the dirt his entire perspective changed.
As rickrocket notes, "...it is very interesting that Mr. Solzhenitsyn and Mr. McCain had the same Christian guard/prisoner experience. Or maybe it is all just a made up story. Somehow I doubt that Alexander Solzhenitsyn heard John McCain's story and copied it."

Chances are that this story won't get any traction other than here in the blogosphere; there's no way of proving it true or false unless you can find the guard in question -- in either Vietnam or Russia -- and get them to tell it. And of course the media isn't going to touch it; after all, John McCain's service in the Vietnam war is unassailable, and no honorable person would ever dare call into question a veteran's service or mock them for the heroism that they displayed during the war. Just ask John Kerry.

HT to Andrew Sullivan.

(Cross-posted -- no pun intended -- from Bark Bark Woof Woof.)

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Michael Phelps Named God

First order of business: Recreating humankind in his image—freakishly long arms, flipperesque feet, and 100% pure adrenaline. [/point break]



Congratulations, Michael Neptune.

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The Virtual Pub Is Open


Scenes from The Lost Weekend: Deeky labeled this image, "this pretty much sums up the weekend: spudsy being a goofball, shakes flippin' the bird, and me laughing my ass off." (Thank you to the Mistress of Charismatic Toes for taking the picture.)

Belly up to the bar and name your poison, Shakers!

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