On Boys and Girls

Shaker Bella passed on via email this article about British research which suggests (very loosely, as far as I can tell from what I've read) that a birth mother's diet prior to pregnancy may influence a baby's sex. What's interesting (as ever) is the framing.

Having a hearty appetite, eating potassium-rich foods including bananas, and not skipping breakfast all seemed to raise the odds of having a boy.
If you presume that's immediately followed by what "seemed to raise the odds" of having a girl, you would be mistaken. It's pretty much all about what it takes to bake a bouncing blue bun in the ol' oven. The last line of the article is a quote from Dr. Michael Lu, an associate professor of obstetrics, gynecology, and public health at UCLA, who sums up the science thusly: "The bottom line is, we still don't know how to advise patients in how to make boys."

It's not like they do know how to advise patients in how to make girls. But what kind of asshole would want to deliberately make a girl, right?

Of course there are plenty of people—of both sexes—who desperately want daughters, but that's considered some kind of weird fetish, especially when it's a man who wants a daughter, whereas wanting a son is considered perfectly natural. I remember a friend's husband looking at Iain like he was from another planet when he said if we ever had a kid, he'd want a daughter. It was like he had said he wanted someone to drive a spike through his eye socket, such was his desire so inexplicable. "It's noot like I've goot anyfing against booys," he said. "I'd joost loove tae have a wee version oof Lissie roonning aroond."

Dude looked at Iain like he was a traitor to mankind. Untrustworthy. What kind of a man wants a daughter? Wanting daughters is for hen-pecked ninnybrains and fags. Real men want sons.

The bottom line is, we still don't know how to advise patients in how to make boys.

My father was one of seven kids, six of whom are boys. (And, no, my aunt is neither the oldest nor the youngest.) He's always been an athlete; he played a whole bunch of different sports, excelled notably at baseball, and once had the opportunity to pitch against Satchel Paige. He coached his younger brothers in Little League, took up golf in college, and, once he became a teacher, he coached football and golf for many years. He had two daughters, of whom I am the oldest, and neither of us were great athletes, nor had any interest in athletics—not sure which of those is the chicken and which the egg, actually.

People—men—from that world of athletics in which he was immersed, used to ask him if he wasn't bothered by having only daughters. Not wouldn't it have been easier to relate to sons (it certainly would have been for him, for many reasons), but didn't he regret his daughters? Wasn't something missing? Wasn't his life incomplete? Why didn't they keep trying? Maybe he could have had a son…

Papa Shakes looked them in the eye and said he was happy with his daughters.

Mama Shakes told us those stories, a lot, to make sure we knew we had a dad who wanted us and loved us, just as we were. We girls.

Not so much because our dad gave us reason to doubt that, but because the rest of the world did.

The bottom line is, we still don't know how to advise patients in how to make boys.

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Great Headline

Against Ben Stein's wishes, lizards rapidly evolve after introduction to Island. Paging Kirk Cameron—and bring your banana!

Lizardly evolvity goodness here.

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Doing My Part

Feb. 28, 2008:

QUESTION: What’s your advice to the average American who is hurting now — facing the prospect of $4 a gallon gasoline, a lot of people facing –

BUSH: Wait a minute. What did you just say? You’re predicting $4 a gallon gas?

QUESTION: A number of analysts are predicting $4 a gallon gasoline this spring when they reformulate.

BUSH: That’s interesting. I hadn’t heard that.
Apr. 23, 2008:


California is home to the nation's highest average gas price, $3.87 for regular unleaded; diesel is pushing $4.43 a gallon, according to Troy Green, with AAA.

San Francisco is the most expensive city, averaging $3.97 a gallon. However, a drive around the city shows many stations have jumped over $4.
Now you've heard it, genius.

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Wednesday Blogaround

What's the frequency, Shakers?

Recommended Reading:

Twisty: MO State House: "Women Are Morons"

Autumn Sandeen: Literally Demonizing Transyouth

Holden: Jimmy or Condi?

Melissa Silverstein: Hollywood Feminist of the Day: Nicole Kidman

Lauredhel: "The Open-Source Boob Project"

Bean: It Should Come as No Surprise

Matt: Hagee Says Hurricane Katrina Struck New Orleans Because it was 'Planning a Sinful' 'Homosexual Rally'

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Shaker Gourmet: BBQ sauce

A couple weeks ago I was in the mood for something we haven't had in a long time--pulled pork sandwiches. Now, the best way to eat those is with bbq sauce. Given that I've never found a bottled one that I liked, I searched out a recipe to make my own. I found one that seemed good and made a few minor modifications. The result? Awesomeness. LOL But, seriously, it is pretty good.

BBQ Sauce

* 2 cups ketchup
* 2 cups tomato sauce
* 1/2 cup brown sugar
* 1 1/4 cups red wine vinegar
* 1/4 cup honey
* 3 teaspoons hickory-flavored liquid smoke
* 2 tablespoons butter
* 1/2 teaspoon garlic powder
* 1/2 teaspoon onion powder
* 1/2 teaspoon chili powder
* 1 1/2 teaspoons paprika
* 1/2 teaspoon celery seed
* 1/4 teaspoon ground cinnamon
* 1 teaspoon cayenne pepper
* 1 teaspoon salt
* 1 teaspoon coarsely ground black pepper

-- Mix it all in a medium sized pan. Simmer for at least 20 minutes, stirring occasionally.
For best results, make well ahead of time to let flavors meld. Also, this makes quite a bit (it really is a sauce pan full). Here is the original recipe. It's sweeter than mine--if you enjoy that kind, you may want to go by the original recipe more. This is a good base recipe, overall, for tinkering with to personal taste!

Like I mentioned earlier, I made it to go with pulled pork sandwiches. I don't have a smokehouse (or smoker) but it's still really easy and tastes great: put a pork shoulder roast in crock pot or slow cooker, add 1.5 to 2 cups beef broth, cook on low for 10 hours, shortly before serving drain 99% of liquid, shred roast with forks, mix with the small amount of leftover liquid. Serve! I prefer to put my sauce in condiment bottles and put on that way. You could easily mix sauce into the shredded pork heat it through before serving up. Or cook the roast in some sauce to begin with. Whatever you like! It's an excellent addition to the typical picnic/cookout gatherings.


If you'd like to participate in Shaker Gourmet, email me (and include a link to your blog, if you have one!): shakergourmet (at) gmail.com

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More Blub

Care of Rox: "I think it might be good for the country to see these little girls living in the White House."


Also spectacular: Barack Obama would, if nominated and elected, be the first Illinois legislator to occupy the White House since Abraham Lincoln. That's some fucking bookends right there.

[I'm having a Feel Good About the Primary Day, in case you hadn't noticed yet.]

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Blub

This picture almost makes me want to be mother—and definitely makes me want to give Mama Shakes a big hug, for all the times she has looked on at me proudly and all of the times I have applauded her.


Daughter Chelsea Clinton, left, and mother Dorothy Rodham, center, applaud Democratic presidential hopeful Sen. Hillary Rodham Clinton, D-N.Y., as she speaks after her Pennsylvania Primary win over Sen. Barack Obama, D-Ill., in Philadelphia, Tuesday, April 22, 2008. (AP Photo/Charles Rex Arbogast)

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I Write Letters

Dear Editors of the New York Times,

In this morning's editorial, "The Low Road to Victory," you assert that "voters are getting tired" of what you deem a mean, vacuous, desperate, and pandering primary contest.

My question to you is: Which voters, exactly, are getting tired?

They wouldn't, by any chance, be voters who have already voted, would they?

You see, some of us, out here in flyover country, haven't had our chance to vote yet. And, funnily enough, we're not actually tired of the campaigning. In fact, we're pretty stoked that we've got a chance to participate in a primary that might actually matter for the first time in a generation.

What we are tired of, however, is a bunch of fucking uppity wankstains trying to force an end to this primary before we get our chance to vote. We're tired of being told our votes don't matter, anyway—because we still like to think that, if it comes down to the superdelegates, they're at least going to take into consideration what we had to collectively say about the matter. We're tired of all your bullshit complaints that an extended, hotly contested primary "demean[s] the political process."

Some of us think your attempts to disenfranchise us from the primary demeans the political process a hell of a lot more.

Let the primary run its course. Let us vote. And shut the fuck up about it.

Love,
Liss

cc. Indiana Voters

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Two-Minute Nostalgia Sublime

Ren & Stimpy

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Question of the Day

Suggested by my brother: What was your most embarrassing grade school incident?

For me, grade school itself was one long embarrassing incident.

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Perspective

The other day, I was chatting with Liss about how disgusted I've gotten with the Democratic primaries. What really pisses me off are the extreme diehard supporters of each candidate who refuse to see anything bad about their candidate, or anything good about the other candidate.

Me: "It's almost like we have two baseball teams in the same town, and you got these rabid fans of each team who want to do nothing short of kill each other."

Liss: "It's actually even dumber than that. It's like one baseball team with two great starting pitchers whose rabid fans each want to do nothing short of kill each other."

This severe standoff between the extreme fans in each camp does not at all foster the kind of frame of mind we all need to be in come November. The ironic thing is that we were all there prior to the primaries. For 7 years, we've all been on the same page about what has to happen and now we seem to be in bizarro-land.

Don't worry, though. As a public service, I've come up with a way to realign everyone's perspective.

Following are true inescapable facts of life:

  • Death.
  • Taxes.
  • Bad drivers.
  • No urgent need to defeat Bush in next election BECAUSE HE'S NOT RUNNING.
  • McCain is a shitty candidate, and will lose the presidential election. (Note: I won't debate this. Trust me, he'll lose. Even if it takes my inspecting every Diebold receipt.)
  • The Democratic winner, regardless of who it is, will fuck up more than once while in office.
That last one bears repeating, so here goes:

The Democratic winner, regardless of who it is, will fuck up more than once while in office.

It would do very well for progressives to remember that fact because of what will happen when the fuckup inevitably comes: Either disengagement or blind defense. The diehard supporters (i.e. those who refuse to see anything bad about their candidate or anything good about the other candidate) might become disillusioned with their candidate's lack of perfection so as to disengage them from politics and give up; the last thing we need is more apathy. Even worse would be the diehards blindly defending any action their candidate takes, no matter how fucking stupid or harmful, instead of calling him/her out on the carpet for the mistake; not only have we seen this very thing before, but we've also seen where it's gotten us. FSM help us if the lesson learned from the last 7 years is that we need to emulate the Bush cultists.

It's going to require a lot of time and effort for this country to climb out of the negative scale just to make it back to zero and reverse all the shit that has been wrought by Republican rule. It's also going to require holding our president's feet to the fire, not aiding and abetting leadership failures as a result of blind allegiance.

It's big picture time, folks. So, put on the 3-D glasses and start looking at it.

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OMG Zombies

Ahem.

This could quite possibly be The Greatest Thing To Ever Happen In Chicago.

That is all.

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Actual Headline

OMG shoes—Men strut their stuff to fight sexual assault.

"OMG shoes" + Men's involvement in rape awareness = Lissie Happy!

On Saturday, April 19, approximately 34 men and women participated in the event "Walk a Mile in Her Shoes" [at the College of New Jersey] in which males volunteered to wear high heels in a variety of styles to literally "walk a mile in her shoes" and promote an understanding of the difficult issue of rape in a creative way.

…To explain the cause to passersby, both male and female participants held signs with sayings like "We are all affected by rape" and "I become a victim when she is one."

…Tom Dimino, sophomore biology major, said, "I give props to all women, and my mom, and my sister, and anyone who has to walk in these things. This is tough."
I hope he meant that on a metaphorical level as well as a literal one. That I can't tell makes me wonder if walking in high heels is necessarily the best way to convey "the difficult issues of rape," but, hey, props to the girls who organized it and to the guys who participated. It's way better than nothing.

Way better.

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Have I Mentioned Lately That I Love Echidne?

I love Echidne.

P.S. I find it delightfully generous of the goddess Echidne to credit writers of thoughtful pieces on what is wrong with feminism with having taken the time to become experts on the subject by "reading an article or two and then jawing it over with the guys at bar one Saturday night" before writing their thoughtful pieces on feminism's wrongity wrongness.

I would have said something like "everybody can be an instant expert on feminism by, say, hearing from their cousin Doug that feminists totally suck and don't shave their bits, yo."

Which is hardly as generous.

That's why Echidne's the goddess. And I am a mere mortal.

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Quote(s) of the Day

"That is not our plan, Jon, but I think your paranoia might make you suitable as a debate moderator."Barack Obama, on The Daily Show last night, responding to Jon Stewart's asking (kiddingly) if he plans to "enslave the white race" if elected.

"Well, I think the historic nature of the campaign is causing a lot of cognitive dissonance among so many people, Keith. And a few of them are in the media, I believe."Hillary Clinton, on Countdown last night, responding to Keith Olbermann's asking (seriously) if she thinks "that criticism of [her] campaign is necessarily sexism or largely sexism, or sometimes sexism."

Zing!

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Thoreau's Laundry

by Shaker Rana

Today is Earth Day. It is therefore a good time to think about the environmental movement, and its younger sibling, the green movement. In particular, I wish to call attention to the ways that it intersects with the gendered structure of our society. Odd as it may seem, gender influences how we frame our goals, the techniques we use to "save the planet," who speaks, and who bears the burdens of environmental action.

(Warning: this is long. Also, note that gender and people are not the same thing.)

Environmentalism may not seem to be gendered, but gender has been embedded in it from the very beginning. The outspoken advocates for Nature—Thoreau, Emerson, John Muir, Ed Abbey, David Brower—even the Lorax—are male. They argue for the need to defend wild environments from human development, to protect "Mother Earth" from "rape" by greedy corporations.

The female voices—Rachel Carson, Erin Brockovich, Sandra Steingraber, Terry Tempest Williams—speak of environmental problems as well, but they are problems that are less about endangered Nature, wildness, or wilderness, than they are ones about the interference of chemicals with human bodies, particularly female bodies, manifesting as breast cancer, stillbirths, tainted milk, and birth defects.

Those who speak of Mother Earth as being the victim of rape tend not to put themselves in the position of fellow victims, but as those who would protect or defend this vulnerable feminine planet from its despoilers. Even when articulated by women, the language of the defense of Nature is an essentially male one, and that defense is associated with stereotypically masculine action—blowing up bulldozers, aggressively challenging whalers, confronting loggers and seal pup hunters—actions that demonstrate commitment to a cause through physical, confrontational action.

The response to the issue of pollution, on the other hand, is articulated in stereotypically feminine ways—by pointing to personal experiences, emphasizing collaborative actions such as class action suits, invoking the sacred space of home and family as threatened by the predations of aggressive (masculine) corporations. If masculine activism emphasizes the need to protect wild spaces, where men like Thoreau retreat to escape the stresses and corruption of modern society, feminine activism calls attention to the way that the home and one's body—the original safe space—have been invaded by toxins and greed.

In other words, masculine environmentalism is, when reduced to its most basic, about defending a vulnerable earth from "rapists" in order to ensure that (male) human beings continue to have access to it. Feminine environmentalism, on the other hand, is about protecting one’s body, family, and home from outside attacks by (male) corporations.

This gendering of the movement shapes the way that we think about environmental issues, and the way that we address environmental problems, in ways that are subtle, but significant.

We can see this when we shift our attention to the modern "green" movement, where similar dynamics are at work.

Women are expected to go green by changing their shopping choices and altering their domestic behavior—buying "green" clothing made out of bamboo or organic cotton, using cloth diapers, using clotheslines instead of driers, replacing toxic household cleaners with green alternatives, shopping at farmers' markets (bringing their own bags, of course) rather than chain groceries, cooking using locally grown organic ingredients, filtering their water, and so on. The representatives of this approach are predominantly female—Barbara Kingsolver, for example, or Alice Waters.

What does "green" look like for men? Well, if you look at Al Gore as an example, or Bill McKibben, it either involves withdrawing from society a la Thoreau, or turning to technology and government. Most of the people espousing "green" architecture are men, as are those who emphasize technological solutions such as hybrid cars, solar panels, bicycle commuting, green electronics, fluorescent lights, and so on.

Now, this division of labor would be one thing if it were only rhetorical, if it were people drawing on their gender's stereotypical strengths to argue for greener actions.

The problem is that it is not simply a rhetorical division of labor; it is an actual division of labor, and it falls more heavily on women. The bulk of the suggestions concerning individual "green" behavior are directed towards tasks that are performed predominantly by women—shopping, cleaning, and childcare. (Cooking, too, but there is a space now for men who cook as a skilled hobby—home chefs—that is not the same as the unglamorous daily feed-the-family cooking that is traditionally the lot of women. Michael Pollan offers a good example of this.)

In these areas going green entails sacrifice and increased workload—cloth diapers add to the laundry load (which is now supposed to be line-dried); making time to attend the farmers' market requires a schedule that is accommodating to the restricted hours most such markets have (not to mention the challenge of finding and getting to such markets, for many parts of the country) and creative cooking to make use of unfamiliar seasonal harvests; looking for food that is organic or local requires a much more careful and time-consuming form of shopping than just grabbing the regular Cheerios and Kraft Mac-N-Cheez off the shelf; cleaning the house using "green" products often involves a tradeoff between products that are toxic but time and labor consuming and those that are safer, but achieve their results through lots of elbow grease and/or time.

The only feminine green activity that doesn't noticeably increase the labor of women, and which is pleasurable, is green fashion—and that is in fact more about greenwashing than an actual environmental act—the more "green" option is to not buy unnecessary new things in the first place.

Compare this to the "green" solutions directed at men. Choosing to drive a hybrid car is perhaps a financial sacrifice, but that’s where the labor ends—it is no more challenging to drive a hybrid than a regular car. The decision to switch to a bicycle based commute, on the other hand, does require sacrifice on the part of the doer—but it is a sacrifice that is perceived as a sacrifice, and as one that confirms the green cyclist's commitment. We are supposed to buy organic—it doesn’t warrant special praise—but we get applause if we ride bicycles instead of cars (note too that more affordable options, such as walking, or ones which require governmental support, like public transit, are not as "cool" nor as "virtuous"). Riding a bike to work gives you public street cred in a way that line-drying at home does not. Similarly, technology-based solutions tend impose little personal cost on individuals beyond the financial (which, yes, can be considerable)—once you have installed your solar panels, you do not have to think about them on a daily basis unless you are a gadget geek. Indeed, many of the technology solutions are in reality extensions of a fascination with "toys"—a sort of gee-whiz, who’s got the latest cool thing mentality that, again, favors men over women.

(It is worth noting that many of these "toys" are no more "green" than green fashion, because, again, they tweak the problem of over-consumption rather than challenging it. But while the idiocies of green fashion are frequently challenged or easy to see, technological "solutions" are more generally received positively.)

In other words, to go green in practice tends to entail additional work for women, while going green for men largely involves getting to play with cool toys.

The reason why this is important to note is that (a) it reminds us that in a society that is arranged into a gender-based hierarchy, nothing is gender-free, and (b) when we make decisions about environmental issues, or going green, it is important to ask who bears the burden of those decisions when put into practice, and who is at the decision-making table. If these are not the same, even something as wonderful in theory as a green society may prove to be just a different shade of inequality. Saving the planet is a worthy goal—but not if it replicates and reinforces the sorts of privilege and hierarchies that got us into this mess in the first place.

References and Comments

First, a disclaimer. This is not intended to be the final say on this issue. Further conversation is desirable. So if you post on it, let me know so I can link to you!

Second, note that I am talking about both gender (social identities and roles) and about men and women. They are NOT the same thing. I have taken pains to distinguish between the two—so if you want to take issue with my interpretation, PLEASE read the section that's bothering you again before commenting, to make sure that I am in fact saying what you think I said. I am also writing in broad terms here; I am aware that there are individual exceptions to the rule—but the rules do exist, and those individuals are still exceptional.

The title is a reference to the fact that Henry David Thoreau's retreat to Walden Pond was made possible by the labor of his neighbors, including the women who did his laundry. (There is also a book by this title, by Ann Harleman. I have not read it.)

While I have focused on gender here, there are similar, equally important arguments that can be—and have been—made about the intersections of environmentalism with class and with race.

I commented indirectly on this in an earlier post ("Dog-Paddling Upstream") that was a response to Janisse Ray's "Altar Call to True Believers" which appeared in Orion. Chris Clarke's piece, looking at the human costs entailed in right-to-die advocacy, is also worth looking at.

If you are aware of any other pieces along these lines that would be of interest, please let me know.

(Cross-posted.)

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Shakesville Doesn't Cover Campaign Racism

Obama Racism/Muslim/Unpatriotic/Scary Black Dude Watch: Parts One, Two, Three, Four, Five, Six, Seven, Eight, Nine, Ten, Eleven, Twelve, Thirteen, Fourteen, Fifteen, Sixteen, Seventeen, Eighteen, Nineteen, Twenty, Twenty-One, Twenty-Two, Twenty-Three, Twenty-Four, Twenty-Five, Twenty-Six, Twenty-Seven, Twenty-Eight, Twenty-Nine, Thirty, Thirty-One, Thirty-Two, Thirty-Three, Thirty-Four, Thirty-Five, Thirty-Six, Thirty-Seven.

I probably missed some. But that should get ya started.

Have a nice day.

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Earth Day

"We all live here.
People, ants, elephants, trees,
lizards, lichen, turtles, bees.
We all share the same big home."


(excerpt from: Our Big Home, An Earth Poem by Linda Glaser)

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Coming and Going

There's a new rule coming down the pike that would affect foreign visitors to the US:

The Bush administration would require commercial airlines and cruise-line operators to collect information such as fingerprints from international travelers and send the information to the Homeland Security Department soon after the travelers leave the country, according to a proposed rule.

The proposal, which will be announced Tuesday, will close a security gap identified after the 9/11 attacks and identify which visitors have overstayed their visas.

Airlines and cruise ship operators must already provide the department with biographical information on international passengers before they leave the country. But this rule would require biometric information — such as fingerprints — to be collected and then transmitted within 24 hours of a visitor leaving the U.S., according to a Homeland Security official who spoke on condition of anonymity because the announcement had not yet been made.
From a tourist perspective, the question will be whether or not the increased security and delays at the airport (both ways) will be worth the savings that the low value of the dollar would give them.

Thoughts?

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Ugh

That image would be of the very real Jonesville Church of God in Jonesville, SC. Of course, the minister claims that it's not a political message. I know, oh really?, right? No, no. The minister says he meant the sign to "make people think" (emphasis mine):

"His name is so close to Osama, I have a feeling he might be Islamic therefore he doesn't recognize Christ,"
Irony, thy name today is Pastor Roger Byrd. For someone who wants people to think, you sure haven't done much of that yourself. If you were a thinking sort of person, you would have looked up information on Obama and where he attends religious services (Trinity United Church of Christ in Chicago).

Second, so the fuck what if he didn't "recognize Christ". Oh, I understand that you think the president of this country needs to be Christian. You're probably one of those people who actually believes that there's a "war on Christmas" and that public schools should be (Christian) religious institutions. However, Pastor Byrd, the measure of a person, particularly for president, should not be what belief system that person chooses to subscribe to or not. Ultimately, it should be what the person does. After all, our current president claims to be Christian and look at him and what he has wrought. But I bet you voted for him too.

And third, a small thing really, but "humm"? Are you singing? Hmmm.

There was a church meeting Sunday about the sign. The congregation voted unanimously to keep it up.

Intelligence weeps while Ignorance rejoices.

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